what does /tv/ think of this show. ngl it’s good stuff to binge watch when bored but it makes me laugh when it gets silly but is totally serious about it
I jumped the shark more than a decade ago, yet it manages to still churn out episodes. It's the Simpsons of police procedurals.
>goads the defendant into getting an erection in the middle of courtlegally, is this allowed?
>>200674785love it, Hartagay is still hotcan sort of have it on in the background, comfy
>>200674785Remember that episode with the glasses guy and the riddles? He's literally like me :)))
>>200674974I’ll allow it
>>200674785I genuinely look down upon people who watch this regularly, in order, or in large binges. Law & Order should be a once a month, at most, hungover on a Saturday thing. All these young women saying they masturbate regularly to Criminal Minds are so lost and these 30-40 something married couples who watch an SVU before bed are disgusting.
>>200674974For me, it's Novak. That redhead makes my peepee BIG AND HARD.
>>200674785Liv was RAPED.
>>200675303>All these young women saying they masturbate regularly to Criminal MindsWhere are these women? It's so hard finding people with gore fetishes.
>>200674785blown out of the water by criminal intent.
>>200675367based, she is indeed a goddess. pictures dont do her justice.
>>200675385Rape is awesome.
>>200674785Painful
>>200674976early Olivia was hotter but damn she was 40 when the show started? Hollywood makeup I guess I knew something was a little off about her. >>200675394I’ve watched that the least but still don’t understand it’s schtick. must be too high IQ for me since the detectives, characters, plot lines aren’t interesting like the original or SVU
>>200675385those episodes where where Nick kidnapped her and was playing joker were probably the most laughable and forced as far as plot lines go
>>200675389It's about the sexual assault for them but here's one of many, have at it, kid https://www.vice.com/en/contributor/alison-stevenson?page=2
>>200675629liking criminal intent comes down to whether you are or are not a Vincent D'Onofrio enjoyer
>>200674785I feel the same way about it.That Kat chick is hot.
>>200675684 "How to Eat Poke Like a Muscle Beach Body Builder"fat fucking bitch, heed own advice
>>200674785why does this show turn me on so much. I’m not a rapist or future rapist but I guess the bimbos they bring in and the things they make them say make me wanna fap everytime. so much dirty talk
William Lewis is kino. Got to feel her up.
>>200675907All men are rapists and all women are rape fetishists. """Society""" just doesn't want to admit it.
>>200675668meant william lewis couldn’t remember the name until anon above posted
>>200675081Was that Robin Williams?
>everyone cartoonishly admits what they did under interrogation at some point cracking the caseis this just how these shows are? that’s the most unrealistic part.
>>200676004no it was an early episode some nerd was copying an old serial killer but he was afraid of the dark so stabler locked him in a closet and told them where he buried an old chick
>>200675629>Hollywood makeup I guessThese are her parents, anon.
>>200675458RAPING a RAPE BABY (like Liv) is not awesome.
>>200674785The mothership show is better. Homicides are more interesting than SA.
Comfy, I prefer the earlier seasons, although Barba is my favorite DA. I'd still fuck the shit out of Mariska Hargitay.
>>200676433I agree but plenty of episodes in SVU have a murder victim or two
>>200675744For me, it's Derective Logan, maybe because the chick was hotter.He did have the best L&O nemesis though.
>>200676631please tell me the schtick of criminal intent. how is it any different than the original show except for the weird acting
Should I watch Hill Street Blues?
>>200676978you know sometimes when you watch a new show you don’t regret it. in fact you regret taking a long time to start it. so go for it
>>200676197https://lawandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Scavenger
>>200677942That's the one where his bitch mother is goading him too, right? Calls him Bogey like Humphrey Bogart?
>>200678040she named him after bogey but he was a little bitch and a disgrace to the name
>Liv: You're a small peepee incel I bet you couldn't even rape anyone with your tiny dick >Suspect: YOU BITCH YEAH I RAPED HER I CONFESS EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGH I WAS SECONDS AWAY FROM GETTING AWAY WITH IT AND THE EPISODE IS ALMOST OVER!There are like thirty episodes that do this bullshit.
>>200678233>The bitch mother is actually Jerry Stiller's wife
>>200678252>random leap of faith statements by the detectives>last 5 minutes of the episode>music is all scary>”we have you dead to rights bozo! Now tell us or you’re getting raped in prison!”
>>200676485lawyer and court scenes can be the best part of episodes
>>200678993They definitely were from Season 13 onwards. I didn't care much for Amaro or Rollins, but Barba was fun. He gave everybody crap for being shit at their jobs and always had something funny to say.
>>200678252>rape is worst thing ever>they're gonna love a guy like you in prison
>>200680032lawyers were good in the original series too but they were less relatable and more pompous imo. the svu detectives were fun to watch but definitely playing the tumblr ideal of the anti rape agenda to a T
>>200680032When they had that weird "raping right wing women ain't that bad!" episode, Barba was the only one who told them that it doesn't matter what's the political affiliation of a victim.
>>200681278Earlier episodes were more focused on investigating truly evil sociopaths raping or abusing people. Later episodes are all about women making bad decisions and the detectives being on their side.
i wouldnt watch any episode without stabler. he was a maniac
>>200681439finn and munch were alright. the mexican stabler wasn’t that bad. stabler apparently comes back in later seasons as a recurring. cop in a spin-off show according to wiki?
>>200674831Police/firefighter/doctor procedural are meant to be assembly line shows that can be cranked out cheap and easy. That's why they're the only scripted shows still on network TV.
>>200674785the original Law & Order was already good enough, dunno why americans needed to make everything about rape
boomp boomp
HE WAS ONLY 17 YEARS OLD YOU SEXY SLUT!
>>200676734The criminal POV.
It's all rape and molestation cases isn't it?
>>200677942Kino.
>>200681742All of the new Law & Orders are awful.
>>200683163I disagree. It gives the audience what they want with more streamlined production
>>200674785>nglThis is not a black space please leave
>>200683163you didnt like criminal intent?
>>200681742that nigga a munch?
>>200683453>>200683682I mean the ones they are making now.
>>200677942>no follow-up ever
>>200674785>watching this show on Netflix with my wife who has never seen it before>she gets really into it>Alfred Molina episode>ADA Casey Novak gets the shit beaten out of her>all-stars everywhere, including cast members from other L&O shows>young Bradley Cooper is in it and that old lady from Murder She Wrote who was still alive at the time>ends with Alfred getting arrested with massive trial implied>my wife turns to me and she's like, "That's it?">remember this was a cross-franchise event that went into Trial By Jury, which was still airing at the time along with other L&O series>try to explain this to my wife>she can't believe there were pre-MCU shared universes on TV
>be gay chink dude named wong>get cast as gay shrink dude named huangBRAVO DICKWOLF
>>200675303Svu at the gym on those tvs, no sound just CC that I occasionally glance at running intervals while listening to music. bizarrely comfy as it turns out.
>>200675303>30-40 something married couples who watch an SVU before bed are disgusting.We watch it while having dinner. I'm 39 and she's 37.
>>200684505based food show enjoyed
>>200674785Pretty good show - just bail after S12 when Stabler leaves.Rewatching L&O classic and god damn is it comfy - the early seasons hold up surprisingly well, but the Briscoe and Green years are kino.
>>200684198There were a lot of those weird crossover events on procedurals 10-20 years ago. Bones had a few, CSI and NCIS had some, etc.
i have fond memories of watching svu marathons during christmas time around 2010-12. the early mid 2000s seasons are great
>episode about a pedo doctor who forces a boy to become a tranny because jews fucked up his circumcision in a way that made him lose his dick>boy reclaims his male identity despite the doctor's best efforts to keep him pumped full of estrogen and even have his twin brother fuck his axe woundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbT8cXeew8IThey literally could not do this episode today.
>>200675394I remember the cuck hate episode and the one with Michelle Trachtenberg.I don't think I've ever seen any of the made-for-cable episodes with Goldblum.
>>200684867For me, it's Briscoe and Curtis
>>200674785I watched up until season 17 or 18, I think. I enjoyed most of the episodes. Season 10, I did not care for. Of course, some episodes are hit or miss and there are lulls, but I find it generally good. The episodes with Al Qaeda, the online gamer world and William Lewis are just too fucking stupid and silly. Really, any episode where the rapist defends themselves in court is just ridiculous. Suddenly they can compete with the ADA's like Barba. Fuck off.
They drugged him and woke him up in a sauna, shining flashlights in his eyes and told him he was trapped on the sun.
>>200674785It's probably the 2nd dumbest law and order spin off. I used to watch it a lot but at a certain point it really falls off. It follows the typical american trend of becoming extremely dumb and losing all nuance that made Law and Order good at some point. I remember in one of the later episodes Stabler and the blonde DA conspire to basically frame a guy because they know he's guilty but don't have evidence, i lost interest after that
>episode about dude administering paralytics so he could throatfuck chicks>"He said 'you've got a velvet throat'" [dark music swell]intredasting
>>200675629>but still don’t understand it’s schtickCriminal Intents gimmick is that the criminals are smart enough to get away with their crimes so they need D'Onofrio to psy-op them into confessing in the last 5 minutes of the episode. Its like:>Guy kills a bunch of women but leaves no evidence>They summarise he's a virigin who hates women>D'Onofrio says he's too much of a pussy to kill women because he's got a tiny dick>The criminal immediately confesses that he's hard, he has a big dick, he killed them>Credits roll
>>200687441>episode where john stamos has an impregnation fetish
>>200674785Criminal Intent was better.
>>200675684>Three Terrifying Words : When your partner asks : "What are we ?"I fucking hate american progressive millenials so much
>>200674785Original L&O is genuinely one of the best dhows ever made. Better writibg than lost modern prestige shows.
>>200674785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VaQXkL8xa4
>>200685332Wasn't that a real life case? Except the boy ended up killing himself.
>>200676631She's killed offscreen, weak as hell :/
>>200688804That's more or less the description of what John Money did to David Reimer so yes, it's a real case. SVU did a bunch of 'it's the real world but legally distinct so we don't get sued'. There's also a Michael Jackson episode
>>200676004It was the douchebag co from the green mile
I can binge the first dozen seasons or whenever Stabler drops out>>200675430Novak and Cabot can force me to sit through intense cbt
>>200684912NBC loved doing crossovers in the 90s/early 00sThe Pretender - ProfilerLaw and Order (original flavor) - Homicide: Life on the Street Crossing Jordan - Las Vegas
>>200676734Major Case unit only handles criminal cases with a lot of media attention, and they show you the culprit at the beginning and showcases how they get found out
>>200681742Mafia kills his wife so he heads up an Organized Crime taskforce
>Harvey Weinstein episode>The surrogate for Big Harv is an Irish goyimGee, I wonder why Dick Wolfowitz did that?
>>200687441>>200687656>when the kid from phil of the future raped a starlet but it was Lewis Black/not-Howard Stern's fault and he's also to blame for getting himself shot
>>200684330Police procedurals like this have been around so long for a reason, after all. They're just very nice background noise TV. I wonder when we'll start to see them die off.
