Maybe the real friend was the crust we busted on the way

>>200680604
it was the bust of times. it was the crust of times.

>Before the wine takes us...what do you say you let me taste that crust...one more time...

Anybody who gave this shit even a chance, deserved to see vile shit like this

>>200680604
someone post the break up note

>>200680898
if you keep talking about shit, i'm gonna get rock hard. then i'm gonna need another man to bust my crust

>>200680604
More like get past the crust.

>>200680933
buddy, thats so epic haha

>>200681091
haha...i need gay sex right now

>>200680604
stop fucking making this thread. last warning.

>>200681189
this guy is crust buster

croûte éclatée
fin

>>200680604
maybe there would have been more of us if they'd busted pussycrust

>>200681486
Dat crussy be fire tho

>>200680604
I love you Anon. Every time I see a crust thread my day improves. I lust for the crust /crust/bros NEVER stop crustptosting they will never see The Last of Crust.

>>200680604
Asses to asses
Crust to crust

>>200682811
In gayness and in health

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE CRUST

Where did they keep all the diapers?

>>200682982
Cailee Spaeny's closet

I'M UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD CRUST
I'M UP ALL NIGHT TO GET CRUST
I'M UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD CRUST
I'M UP ALL NIGHT TO GET CRUST

I put my finger up a prostitute's ass and made contact with a surprisingly hard log of shit, pushed it and caused her ri want to take a dump immediately. Wonder if crustbusters poke logs of shit when they bust crust.

I love crustposters, each and every one of em

>>200680604
>It's another episode of obsessed (totally not gay) chuds fixated with anal sex
its 2024 fellas, embrace your gay side! all the rightwingers are doing it

>CRUST SHACK
>BABY CRUST SHACK
>CRUST SHACK
>BABY CRUST SHACK

>>200682877
MAMMA
I JUST CRUST A MAN

Looks like cabinfat is behind these threads

>>200683267
there is no gay or striaght, only crust

>>200683167
Did you fugg her after she took a giant steamy dump?

>>200683267
It's pride month

>>200680604
More like the Lust of Guys

>31 posts
>Ctrl+f crust
>28 results
The crust is living rent free in your brains, and anuses.

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SOME- body once told me
my bull is gonna was gonna roll me
and bust my crusty butt in my bed
He was looking kind of hung
Put his monster in my bum
Through the surface of my precious crust ring

Well, the crust start spewing
And he don't stop screwing
Crust chunks fly off and the feces start brewing
Didn't make sense not to live for crust
Your bum gets smashed in a same-sex lust
So much crust here, so much crust there
So what's wrong with staining the bed sheets?
You'll never crust if you don't keel
Your booty hole will never heal

Hey now, you got crusted
Get your cheeks clapped, go play
Hey now, you're a cock star
Get your crust bust, get laid
And all those blisters and shart
Only crusty dicks get to break me apart

>>200683267
I knew you'd show up. You're in every crust thread seeth posting. Lmao

>>200680654
>>200680825
OMG stop with the forced "crust" meme already...

>>200680885
enough. stop.

>>200680604
The Last of Cr(us)t

>>200680604
The Nast of Crust.

>>200684850
I have a lust, a lust for crust.

>>200684822
The crust only hardens in our hearts like it hardens in between the butt cheeks. It consumes us whole until we are nothing more than the crusted and the crust spreads to the uncrusted consuming us all. We all unify as one crust together.

>>200682811
It’s crazy how gays replaced Indians as the poop people of the internet, it’s wild.

>>200683267
dumb spiderfucker lol

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I push my finger into my ASSSSS
It's the only thing that busts open my crust
But it's made of all the blood and cum they bustttt
Jesus, it never ends, my crust goes deep inside
If the crust goes on.... IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!

>>200680604
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

>>200683718
>her

>>200684878
>>200684885
>>200684898
FUCKING STOP

>>200685030
I’ve never even watched the show or played the games man, I just had to LOL

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>>200684934
Nooooooo

>>200685075
You really busted his crust rofl

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>>200685030

>>200685030
The Passion of the Crust

>>200685118
Mmmmm just like a real busted crust. All crusty and full of sticky white stuff covering all the red liquid from being busted open.

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>>200685284

>>200683267
>it's da choods who obsess about the anal sex episode, we shitlibs never called it the best episode of television ever

>>200685431
Imagine your occupation being "crust buster." He truly is the Last of Us.

Why do people keep spamming this faggot shit.
Even worse, why change the MD5 every fucking time?

>>200683267
shhh everyone. here we can stand and witness those who lust for crust

>>200685030
I just lust to bust crust. I must

>Survive wild zombie fungus
>Die getting your hole crust busted by a throbbing POZ COCK

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>>200685514
This loser doesn't attend the local crust busters meetings...

>>200685514
>muh heckin MD5!!!
LMAO imagine being such an obsessed nerd you check every single image's MD5. Get that crust busted, son

>>200685702
>LMAO imagine being such an obsessed nerd you check every single image's MD5
I don't. The problem is that this faggot thread keeps popping up after I filtered it the first time.

>>200685730
This. 4chan is serious business. We discuss serious topics only.

>>200685702
This faggot >>200685730 got ‘BUSTED

what is this crust posting about

>>200686103
gay sex between men and the crust of the shit drying on their dicks and assholes

>>200680604

>>200686526
A man's ass is crusty because it's hairy and he only uses TP to wipe. Feces is a natural crust-forming material and hair provides abundant surface area to form a gnarly crust. Added to which, deformation and scar tissue from repeated crust-busting creates even more favorable crust-forming conditions by releasing clotting blood and pus, and creating further surface area in lesions.

>>200680604
Well yeah. You can't make babies and ensure the survival of your species by ejaculating in another man's rectum.
So they literally are the last.

>>200686788
Okay I think you’ve gone too far now. You really typed that shit out

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Crust has never tasted so good

>>200687168
If you're gonna discuss the crust, you must understand the crust.

AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER CRUST
KILLS THE LAST OF US

>>200680654
Kek

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>>200687291
Fucking kek.

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>>200680604
Crussy?

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WELL IM JUST A MODERN GUY
OF COURSE IVE HAD IT WITH A QUEER BEFORE
CAUSE IVE A CRUST FOR LIFE
CAUSE IVE A CRUST FOR LIFE

>>200680604
>The Bust of Crust

>>200685030
B-But I am so close to cracking the crust?

>>200680604
>It's CRUSTIN TIME

>>200680604
>Let's get crusty

>>200680898
LITERALLY the only good episode, chud. besides maybe the first one

>>200680604
can you genuinely point anything wrong with this episode, without being homophobic?

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>>200684850
>he doesnt lust for crust bust
you're not gonna make it here

>>200680898
>to see vile shit like this

But it was done tastefully, you got to hear the shit, not see it.

>>200691484
Not enough crunchy noises. I though all you faggots were into ASMR.

>>200680898
99% of all streamin sloppa be like this

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>And I'm losing my favorite crust
>You're losing your bussy again
>I'm losing my crust
>Losing my favorite crust

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>>200680604
Hello Good sirs.
I do not usually take part in the practices of your... particular emotional disposition, so to speak, but I recently got hired as ovarseeah and so I need to learn the trade.
Any particular tips in making the buck's crust easiear to bust?

why are redpilled incels so obsessed with this gay shit?

>>200680898
It was just a romance story.

>is it in? my ass is so loose
>I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick
>break that fucking crust hymen
>im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside
>oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit
>shit on my dick…
>im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*
>fuck shit right into my urethra…
>I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!
>im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*
>the brown stache… i needed this
>im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time
>*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*

>Use your crust to grate my dick cheese

pizza, crust or no crust?

>>200691949
>why are crusted crusters so obsessed with this crusty shit?

>>200680604
Naughty Dog was literally put into business by seed money from Sony to make games, and they used to be an AAA developer that made a lot of great games for Sony. Then one of (((THEM))) took over, muscled out all the people who founded the company, and well...........look at it now.

>>200691949
the real question is why are gays so obsessed with crust, and can it be cured

>>200691949
/tv/ is the new /lgbt/ , haven't you heard?

>>200692172
Why is Hollywood afraid to accurately portray gay romance in their movies?

>gays are getting fag marriage approved in east and south east asia
>conservacucks think they can change anything posting their stale pastas on their shithole boards
hearhy kek

>>200693377
It’s just homophobic nonsense.
My crust got busted riding horseback.

>>200687291
Lmao you should actually be proud of this one

>>200680604
This was the last show I got to watch with my 2 dads before they died (AIDS).

Love this board

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If you get pozzed from having infected dicks penetrate into your crust hole and slowly waste away and die, what is the name of the zombie you become afterwards?

>Crust Revenant
>Crusted Horror
>Blighted Crust
>Walking Crust Carrier
>Diseased Crustbringer
>Alphabet Abomination

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when a muthafucka tries to bust your crust with a muthafuckin crust busta

>>200680604
When the going gets tough
The tough bust crust!

>>200681189
don't get so crusty, chill

>>200691949
the real question is why did they set up this bait and switch gay filler shit? I felt insulted

>>200691949
excuse me sweetie we're crustsexuals

>>200696146
faggot zombie

>>200680604
https://youtu.be/7cAnlZ1U1Mg?si=4N0ao7l_RqfqxMGR

>>200680604
Crust lust

>>200683084
HE'S UP ALL NIGHT TO GET BUSTED

>>200680604
More like the Prolapse of Anus

>>200680604
I'm tired of this gimmick that every "prestige" show is doing now where they have an episode that has totally different characters and has nothing to do with the rest of the show.

>>200684825
Based

>>200691466
the first one feels like a video game level with literal game objectives

>>200680604
You can't spell crust without us

>>200697080
the second one is even worse.
>when the rubble falls behins them and traps them in the museum
lmao this series sucks cock

>>200687187
That is genuinely well made though

>>200687187
I love to stuff this crusty shit into my mouth

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>>200680604
Chicken crustlet bros...

Sadly this is the last day of the month we celebrate rubbing your dick in another man’s shit. It’s going to be a long 11 months crust brehs.

>If there's somethin' strange seepin' on your bed
>Lemme tell you somethin'
>If there's somethin brown leakin' on your sheets, ow!
>Lemme tell you somethin'
>Crustin' makes me feel good!

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Crust status?

>>200687187
Why the strawberries?

>>200701067
Damn how do you recover from a blown out bussy like this?? Do they offer bussyplasty surgeries??

>>200701987
It’s a metaphor for anal gape.

>>200691484
the episode had absolutely nothing to do with the source material whatsoever

>>200701067
Bloody hell

>>200701067
Who’s this crustbunny?

>>200691484
They completely ruined Bill's story from the game.
Some of the best moments in the game are Bill's banter with Ellie. In the show, Bill dies before Joel and Ellie get to his house, so we never get their interaction.
The game has some good setpieces in Bill's Town as well, all of which are omitted from the show: upside down Joel, the sneak through the town, and the fucking Bloater boss fight.
Bill was portrayed by W. Earl Brown, who was in Deadwood and True Detective S2 on HBO, but the character is a libertarian survivalist let's recast him as Ron Swanson!
Lastly, and most significantly to me, they undermine the tragedy of Bill and Frank by turning it into melodrama. In the game, you get the sense that Bill loved Frank, but Frank couldn't deal with how autistic and cynical Bill was so he ran away. Frank gets infected and hangs himself to avoid becoming a monster. His suicide note tells Bill to go fuck himself. Bill is disheartened and pissed off, and helps Joel and Ellie leave in Frank's truck to get them away from him so he can be alone again. None of that is carried into the show, and "Bill" and "Frank" are just entirely different characters.

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>>200680604
It's called love you fucking bigot. Bacon. Woodworking. Reddit. Gay anal sex. Mustache. Masculinity. Biden-Harris 2024

>>200702667
lmao

>>200701067
I though nikocado avocado posting got you now on the /tv/ naughty list

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>>200680604
What's the actual storytelling behind this scene? Were they infected and had one last buttfuck before turning into zombies or something?

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>check in to crust thread
>it's become some sort of unitology crust-cult

>>200703664
Nick Offerman's character was an incel who was groomed by the Australian guy. This is their first buttfuck.

>>200684825
Kek

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>>200701067
>There's thousands of kids being groomed in roblox to end up like this

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Why were they willing to bust crust when the negative consequences could never be treated in the post apocalyptic society? Isn't that recklessly dangerous? Does that not go against their personalities? Couldn't they keep their sinful desires in check and settle for beardy blow-jobs instead?

>>200701067
Bad Dragon and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus.

>>200696281
fuck i miss chunky non streamlined technology
tape decks, vcrs, pre microshart computers
pure ludography

>I hereby declare this amazing mound of shitted man-ass "Crustopia". Population: My crusted-up tongue.

>>200680604
The truly were the last of us cause two fags can't reproduce lol

>>200685030
STOP, IN THE NAME OF LUST
BEFORE YOU BUST THE CRUST

IN CRUST
WE THRUST

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>>200689257
Decrust yo ass