Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar.Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you.Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may notunderstand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly.Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Realise your wife fucked another teenager.See the pic of the highschooler gamer cum on your wife’s thighs. Cry a little. Drink a little. Call your dealer at 3am.Shoot up in a curious little singaporean dive bar. Masturbate to the thought of your wife getting railed by a 15 year old.Cry a little more. Text her. Be submissive and pathetic and be humiliated by her.Fire a revolver round through the roof of your skull. Burn in hell for eternity. Enjoy the ride.
this but unironically
>>200681739Go to India.Fire up the cow dung grill.Tell white goyim they have no culture.Kill yourself.
>>200681920Saars...
>>200681739why should i listen to a guy who killed himself?
>>200681739Never underestimate a woman’s ability to completely fucking destroy a guy’s will to live.
>>200681739
>>200682996He probably annoyed that jap with a bunch of self hating white guilt bullshit and japs having manners and non confrontational made him think he was agreeing with him
>>200681739Bourdain was a cunt but I think this is good advice, genuinely
>>200682637Reminder, he paid the kid she was grooming to not talk to anyone dude deserved it
>>200681739this isn't a meme, stop being a cunt OP.
>>200683096i was raised in japan and recall mixing wasabi into onions sauce being the most popular way of eating unseasoned sushi
>>200681739Who the fuck keeps making hate threads about this guy 24/7? He's been dead for like ten years now, give it a rest dude
>>200681739the loser Bourdain who the Clintons killed with a doorknob roped suicide
>>200683978not yet
>>200682996Is this where that sushi webm comes from?
>>200683978They're funny. Fuck you.
>>200681739Yeah the world would be a better place if more people did shit like this.
>>200683978>noooo. I need more Amazon shill threads for their latest slop with no organic or humorous posts, just political and outrage baiting the entire time!Be the change you want to see retard. If you think you can make a higher quality thread that knocks this one off the catalog then do it.
>>200683978fieri board
>>200682996It's already seasoned perfectly,It doesn't need a onions bath.
>>200681739Wow, Jeffrey Epstein is still alive?
>>200682996>Give customers an option>NO NOT THAT OPTION>heh we'd totally murder these people over a poor meal choice
>>200682996Holy c*w what a fr*akin' bad a*s
>>200683189So he basically paid young bull for his own cuckolderly? Well he always reminded how you should tip your server.
If you come for the king, you better make sure you kill him.
>>200681739I hate Anthony Bourdain but this copypasta gets spammed so much on this board I unironically find myself eating at the local restaurants in my town, drinking alone at the empty bar on a Friday, going outside and hiking. I haven't had rare steak, oysters or a negroni(let alone two) though. Don't think I'll be tipping my servers either or checking in on my friends.
>>200681739Everythings relatable till "tipping", stopped reading "friends".
>>200685901Do you not have friends? Why not?
Why do “foodies” get so worked up about food? I can eat michelin star food and love it, and I can eat mcdonalds and still love it. Why do these faggots care so much? I guess there taste buds are more developed, but why do you have to be a dick about it?
