>*flops on streaming as well*LMAO no one wants to see this shite
>>200684070is this gonna be you for the next few weeks?
>>200684070Why would I watch a mad max movie without max
>>200684385Based
>>200684070I wanna see it I just dont wanna pay for it. All they have to do is have 2/3rds of the movie be about cars full of lunatics killing each other in the desert and ill be happy
>>200684385thissame with the he-man series featuring not he-man
Finally watched it, pirated of course. What a piece of shit movie.
>>200684070Yep not even the delectable ATJ could save this slop unfortunately
>>200684070oh look, another thread about shitting on Furiosa for some reason. there's like three active ones at all times you dumb cunt
i doubt the average young people can even last through the first hour. This was some BOOORING shite.
>>200684070>>200684961the first hour is really tough to get through especially for someone coming from Fury Road. Then the action comes up and it's also MEDIOCRE
>>200685012>>200684961first hour was fucking kino. holy fuck you zoomies are doomed with your attention span if you thought the hunt in the desert was boring
Watching it right now, the little Furiosa actress is stellar.>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/200684228/in b4 another 6 day ban
>>200685047it was so fake, driving a motorcycle in the desert for days with just a tunic and no protection? Yeah right. Compare it to similar scenes in Fury Road where the desert is a truly hostile environment, like with the sandstorm
>>200685130wow, you really cracked the case on these movies anon. it's pretty wild that most people didn't pick up on the unbelievable things happening throughout the series
>>200684070From yesterday's thread>Dementus is a retard and its unreal how he is a warlord>After a while, nobody tries to question furiosa about the green land(not even another, more serious scouting mission) and instead they decide to take the hard way and go against Immortan Joe with bullshit.>Joe, for some reason, he doesn't block Dementus escape route or hunts him after he escapes from the Cidatel.>Anya escapes Immortan but sticks around. Nobody is questioning her existence in the citadel, despite her not giving a fuck after a while and uncovers her face and regrows her hair.>Also, zero alarms for furiosa escaping Immortan's harem. Remember, she was a healthy one.>Cgi definitely looks like crap sometimes. Just focus your eyes on the background during the car action scenes(or in the scenes that show people standing in the distance) and see for yourself.>Anyas ayy face is too distracting. She is not suitable to be an action heroine, no matter how hard she tries with Furiosa.>Dementus instead of killing Jack and Furiosa, he wastes an entire evening, and a shitload of gasoline(supposed to be a highly valuable thing in the Wasteland) to torture Furiosa and Jack>Furiosa somehow manages to cut off her arm, sabotage the monster truck, jack a motorbike and leave the scene unspotted. There were riders doing circles around that monster truck all the time, and Furiosa was chained behind it.>Instead of getting a action scene with Immortan outsmarting Dementus, we got a lame montage of the "40 day long war">The scene where furiosa confronting Dementus was dragging so long and it was so stupid, it made me realize that the protagonists here work with cartoon villain logic.>After everything was done, why Furiosa didnt took the road home? That tattoo was easy to remember.7.5/10
also no one is mentioning the almost complete lack of music
>>200685315i enjoyed that at times, but the climax felt weird not having a lot of music or it was just very generic. Fury Road had fucking great music through out the entire movie. Not sure if it was just rushed or what. probably my main gripe with the movie
>>200685315Composer told George to fuck off with this pure shit
>>200685197>Furiosa somehow manages to cut off her arm, sabotage the monster truck, jack a motorbike and leave the scene unspotted. There were riders doing circles around that monster truck all the time, and Furiosa was chained behind it.I still dont understand what the fuck were they thinking with this part
>>200685459must have been that because the entire score was just a rearrangement of the previous tracks, used very sparingly. I remember many scenes being eerily silent aside from the background action music
>>200685470i took part of it was to show how fucking inept Dementus was. he literally just got annihilated the entire time while his guys just tortured somebody in the middle of the desert. he's a fucking moron that probably has a moron crew, and why he didn't last
>>200685459kek you're exaggerating so much. it's ok to dislike a movie but to seem angry at this is hilarious
>>200685197>The scene where furiosa confronting Dementus was dragging so long and it was so stupidThis is what I took away more than anything. The CGI being bad and Anya being miscast were things I was expecting. They child actors were unironically better.
>>200685544If he was such a dumbass, him being a warlord chief doesnt make sense in such a harsh and unforgiving environment.
>>200684070Feeling better now that you've been a pendantic little shit that doesn't have anything better to do?
>>200684385Because "mad max" is more the name of the franchise now, and it's not a movie about him?This way of thinking is so fucking stupid. I'd love a movie about Immortan Joe, but I guess "no max no watch lol and fuck worldbuilding!"It's not like there are more stories to tell than just the story of one guy...
>>200686155he found a gathering of other brutal dumbasses. seemed pretty obvious from their personalities too. morton joe completely obliterated them eventually which is why they don't even exist in fury roadthe only time Dementus was intimidating or seemed like an adult was through the eyes of Furiosa as a child.
>>200684070I'm not paying fucking $30 to stream it. I'll wait till it's $6.
>>200684385Pretty much. Why would the studio think that would fly?
>>200686366it's literally free
i'm so happy i saw this and fury road in the theater and you miserable cunts are on here whining about watching it on your laptops. it was a good time
>>200686317True enough. I'd like to hear how this buffoon somehow managed to gather all these other numerous idiots and make a huge gang, but I guess his origins story wouldnt have made sense anyways. This guy has no leader qualities, wee have seen from his trip to the gas town. This pretty much contradicts the fact that so many people decided to follow him in first place. If he was a violent warlord and pretty much dominated his followers with extreme violence, then it would have made sense having a dumbass side as well. Dementus having a lawful evil persona, is just not convincing as a leader for me.
>>200686264>Because "mad max" is more the name of the franchise now, and it's not a movie about him?Only because they've butchered the franchise two times a row, pesky shill.
>>200685197The scriptis both stunted (huge narrative leaps) and retarded
>>200686667i guess people can just become attached to any sort of gang when their lives depend on it. it's better than being completely alone out there like Max. i just didn't think it was too surprising that some retard could have a gang of other retards in a wasteland and get wiped out eventually
>>200686736For me the biggest sin of this movie what that war montage. How Miller thought that teasing us with something that looked badass and not delivering, was a good idea in the end? Also, how the fuck did that war last for 40 days? I thought Dementus gang had been pretty much been wiped out at that time
>>200686366Can we take a moment to appreciate ust how fucking shite VOD services are in Australia?Movies anywhere doesn't exist. Google TV is a fucking disaster after they ditched the Play store. Nobody wants a digital library on Amazon. Which just leaves Apple TV which is locked behind their bullshit proprietary software. Finally, Disney has pulled out of all physical releases.It's basically a necessity to pirate.
AhaAHAhahhaha....the FlOppoSSiAa....whine
>>200686865i thought it wasn't really all just Dementus. wasn't this the water, oil, and ammunition wars or something? i think he planned on that for the next movie if i'm not mistaken. backstory on Max getting involved in that shit and him feeling guilty about getting his crew killed
>>200684959Many people dislike it and are expressing their feelings. Sucks to suck I guess.
>>200686982>Sucks to suckextremely based retard
>>200684070>>benny hill frame ratefeminist hack, rack offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAgIFeq72oM&pp=ygUIcmFjayBvZmY%3D
>>200684070I want to see it, OP, stop hurting my feelings.Sincerely,your best friend David.
>>200686264>Because "mad max" is more the name of the franchise now,You'd like think that, wouldn't you, George Miller you contemptible boomer FUCK Fury Road was a step in the wrong direction
>>200686918>Nobody wants a digital library on AmazonWhat's wrong with amazon
>>200684959Nta, but this is a mid movie and a terrible mad max film. Furiosa is not going to get a cult classic status like Thunderdome. Its THAT bad. Miller should have shitcanned that cancelled anime project, and made Wasteland with Mad Max as a protagonist instead, as his last hurrah.
>>200684385Because Mad Max was always the worst part of the movies.
>>200687543This is numale cope. Mel as Mad Max has always been the best part of the movies
>>200687631>muh stoic action man that never speaks but saves the day. god i wish i were himmakes sense
>>200687631Hardy is the best perfomance in Fury Road too, his grunts carried every scene he was in
>>200687845Charlize was great in that movie and Hardy says he hates his performance
>>200687934I don't give a shit about what he says, he steals every scene he's in with his MAD performance
>>200686865It seems like a copout but it makes sense when the war is unimportant and the resolution of furiosa/dementus is more important. The scene before the war is her "death" hanging from the monster truck while dementus kills her only hope for love, time skipped to her killing dementus in an unknown fashion, though they are literally the same ways he killed her mom and lover, followed by her dressing like the grim reaper in a black musclecar. It all makes sense if you remember it's about the hero defeating her inner dragon/integrating her shadow/father/evil side. She literally turns him into a peach tree, when the story started with her reaching for a fruit in the garden and getting kidnapped/losing her mother for it.
>>200687812>muh stoic action man that never speaksYou havent seen the old Mad Max movies. Sit your ass down
>>200688019based
>>200688030i have, and i know exactly where you're going with it, retard.
>>You and me, Little D
>>200684800>>What a piece of shit movie.yep>Anya sucks>CGI sucks>story sucks>every action scene felt dragged onOnly thing I enjoyed was the worldbuilding
>>200686264Cry about it bitch, NOBODY wants to see it. Fucking moron.
>>200687518No, what he needed to make a prequel about Immortal Joe becoming a warlord.You can start him as a similar character to Max, who gets fucked by bandits, so he becomes ruthless
>>200686366>$6when Furiosa.A.Mad.Max.Saga.2024.REPACK2.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.265-FLUX exists, lol
The best part of the Mad Max movies is the depiction of a wasteland full of freaks, and everything I'm hearing about this sounds better than Fury Road, frankly.
>>200688176not everyone is an unemployed retard living with their parents
It was almost as good as the first, not too far off.
Ayy Tayy-Joyy was cute before the buccalmaxxing horror surgery.
>>200686264>Because "mad max" is more the name of the franchise NOWThat changed happened now. No one wants that change.
>>200688211It's the only good thing about it and that still doesn't save it.
>>200688303she already looks good again for like a year now. catch up, retard.
>>200688305Tom Hardy isn't even Max, man.
>>200688325>Implying you can recover from buccal fat disaster surgeryLmao, cope cuck
>>200688389literally look at any recent photo of her, faggot. she probably didn't get buccal fat to begin with
>>200688019>it's poetic, so it rhymesNo shit, that's an acceptable outline, but the execution was butchered. The story needs meat, and it just didn't deliver.Like Furiosa is a non-character in this, she only has 13 lines, while even Max has 38 lines in Road Warrior.In order to make a satisfactory revenge plot, it would have to communicate what revenge means to her in a more visceral way.Like maybe she sees nightmares of Dementus, maybe she hallucinates Dementus taunting her.But basically how the plot works is just: then Furiosa does X, then Furiosa does Y, then Furiosa does Z. There is not therefore or but.Like Jack's death is completely meaningless, it changed nothing, as she already wanted to kill Dementus.
>>200688242I earn more than enough money to buy every tv show and movie I could ever want, I just don't see the point when I can get it for (almost) free.Keep paying so I can enjoy the content for free, retard.
>>200688297not even close
>>200685470I think the idea was that the motorcycles constantly circling was kicking up tons of dust making it hard to see her escape. But in the final movie the dust just isn't thick enough.
>>200688440>would have to communicate what revenge means to her in a more visceral way>shows her mom literally getting tortured to death in front of her while she knows her home is entirely fucked
>>200688445kek and i'm sure you're swimming with babes too, right?
>>200688474that's sequence lasts like 30 seconds
>>200688496This is just the cash I have lying around right now.Keep seething, paypig
>>200688411>wasted dubs trying to defend buccal horror surgerywtf
>>200688596and? you asked for why she would want revenge on the guy. other than the fact that he immediately kidnaps her afterwards, probably wants to eventually fuck her, but then sells her off to another maniac. did you watch the movie to realize why she didn't like dementus?
>>200688639get a load of this faggot lmao
>>200688667that's still more money than you "earn" in a year, kek
>>200684070I won't watch it for the same reasons I didn't watch the previous nu max. Make a film with a heterosexual white male protagonist who isn't a feminist cuckold and I will consider seeing it.
>>200688647>>you asked for why she would want revenge on the guyJesus, no, that's what I said at all... You completely misunderstood what I said.I said:>it would have to communicate what revenge MEANS to her Other anons, is this really this hard to understand? The cause of revenge and the meaning of revenge are two different things.
>>200688373Max is a character, not the actor. Max is not real. He's fictional. We want to know more about the fictional character known as Max. No one else.
>>200686264I'm sorry but you're an idiot. If it was a Mad Max anthology movie with different characters and a different setting it would make the world feel far more expansive and it would be a lot more interesting and original. By making it a furiosa prequel we got the exact same setting as the last movie
>>200688754whatever helps you feel better, anon! can't believe you actually took that picture lmao
>>200684070>>200684385They thought they could replace Max in his own franchise by just shoehorning some side character again and again. Force the meme until they like it. Well, no one liked it, Mr. Miller. That character SUCKED.Also, the bollywood CG vs practical effects.
>>200684385Actually, Max appeared in this film
>>200689941Yeah, but it's such a blink and you'll miss it moment.
>>200684070tom hardy made the 2015 flick absolute kinothis new one has like zero likeable characters?
>>200684070It's simply impossible to take ATJ seriously as an action lead.
>>200684070You know what Hollywood should start doing? At the end of a trailer, instead of saying "Exclusively in Theaters 6/7" they should say "In Theaters 6/7 & Streaming 11/30." Nobody cares if a film is "exclusively in theaters" for two weeks before going up on the pirate bay. But they'll care if it's taken out of theaters for five months before it goes to streaming.
>>200690046I don't care honestly, she's cute and I like watching hershame the movie is extremely mid regardless
A shame really cause it's good. Still not as good as fury road. I enjoyed it far more than I enjoyed gay top gun
