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>>200688096
That looks like Woke Sliders.
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>>200688105
>Woke Sliders
Stop talking about your date rapes anon
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They will never explain the goat shit.
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>>200688105
>come into thread
>instantly start sperging out about "muh woke"
You're the somali refugees of 4chan. Nobody wanted you here, you refuse to conform to the ways of your host and you make it worse for everyone.
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>>200688796
the goat is a sacrifical animal. They are a satanic cult
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>>200688105
they will have a romantic sex scene and you can't do anything about it, cope more /pol/ tourist
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>>200688096
jordan peterson is an actor now??
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sex with helly
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>>200689441
This was so fucking unnecessary. I can deal with the ugly, fat lightskinned black guy because he's funny, but the fag shit was too much.
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a warning about the coming soon technofeudalism.
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>>200689584
>gay people existing is too much
lol. Turn off your tv no one is forcing you to watch it
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>>200689627
>technofeudalism
Stop making up words
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>>200689673
>tell people not to watch your show
>whine about low ratings and views
Do you work in hollywood?
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>severance s1 was a hit
>low ratings
retard
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>>200688970
I just said it based on how it looked and the based on the current zeitgeist, chill.
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>>200688970
not that anon, but you post reeks of weenie and i'd be more welcoming to a racist hick.
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>>200688096
>ambitious show with a lot of unexplained plots
>long wait between seasons
>showrunner fired
>multiple reports about tensions and fights between writers
It needs a miracle to be even decent, huge chance it's a fucking disaster
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>>200688096
The first season wasn't good outside of the initial premise and the acting.
As per modern TV regulations - the second season will be ten times worse.
>>200688796
They don't need to. It's heckin weird and crazy! The women who watch this crap love how heckin weird and crazy it is, they don't need anything to make sense.
>>200689673
Neck yourself.
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>>200689698
is precariat also a made up word?
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>>200689568
threesome with casey and helly
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It's coming out? Finally!
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>d00d what if instead of red hearing
>white goat
ayyy lmao
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>>200690486
The lord knows that it's going to be fun for us to shitpost about it no matter what.
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>>200689673
kill yourself faggot
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>>200688096
>le whacky dancing show
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>>200688796
Theory: The corporation is trying to reverse the procedure, but they have no idea how so they keep making people do all this weird shit that seems like something they used to do.
>Office people do bullshit office work that makes no sense
>Factory workers make random plastic items
>Farm guy cares for goats
Everything about the severance process is great except for not being able to reverse it.

That's my conclusion anyway, and unlike some larpers on this board I haven't read the scripts but it seems to be the most likely explanation.
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>>200691879
sounds stupid. Helly's dad said they want to sever everyone on the planet. I think it's for religious reasons
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>>200688096
I wish it would hurry up and release. One of the few current shows I like
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>>200689698
Any new word is made up until it's not
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>>200694585
That's so spunktorious of you, anon.
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>>200688096
The first season isn’t even good. It’s mystery baiting nonsense designed to waste your time.
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>>200695383
>designed to waste your time
It's only one season. It had a lot of plot developments and not that much filler imo. There are much worse offenders in terms of time wasting.
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>>200688096
1 MILLION YEARS LATER STILL NO SEASON 2 FUCK BEN STILLER
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>>200688096
That character reminds me of Hugh Woodin
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>>200689627
>coming soon technofeudalism
it’s been here since uber destroyed the taxi industry. just because it benefits you doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist
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>>200689673
KILLYOURSELFFAGGOT
KILLYOURSELFFAGGOT
KILLYOURSELFFAGGOT
KILLYOURSELFFAGGOT
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>>200695383
Not that big a mystery. Their job is lobotomizing themselves.
Whether that is an allegory or science fiction could be argued.
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when's season 2?
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>>200695383
post your favorite shows
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It's actually obvious that the reddit theory is true and they're all working towards resurrecting all of the dead founders
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>>200688096
it will not matter /tv/ is program to hate everything thats good...they ruin LOST and GOT just because they could. Now they are on a mission to pick apart everything
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>>200688096
>women give birth by being mentally absent
>companies use severance to get away with labor abuse practices
>lumon is secretly a cult
is this about mormons?
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>>200695686
who invited reddit in this thread
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>>200695540
gays are getting fag marriage approved in greece, east asia and south east asia. You posting your shitty copypasted insults won't change anything about society. You lost.
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>>200695894
you alphabet people suicide at alarming rates because you are not happy with your life at all. you are not happy at all. this is why you guys try to spread your insane mentality because misery loves company, fucking faggot.
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>>200695997
>blah blah blah
you won't still change anything + your son (if you have any lol) will suck black cocks
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>>200696153
its blah blah blah because you dont like hearing the truth? look at you randomly talking about black dick its constantly in your head.like i feel fucking bad for you dude. you probably spam bbc threads with your little friends on discord all day on a dead site because you are terrified of having an identity because you are terrified of who you are. pathetic. do your parents a favor and take a few pills tonight, i guarantee they arent happy with you
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>>200688096
Date announced already?
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>le corporal dry humor minimalistic apple+ LGHDTV slowburn vintage mystery box

wow its fucking shit
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>>200696308
No, but Ben Stiller teased in podcast that date will be announced next week
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>>200688096
When is the 2nd season coming out? Should I rewatch season 1
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>>200689673
any form of romance and sexualisation in tv and movies is gay and for women and fags.
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>>200688105
yeah that's a fpbp from me
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>>200696410
You will watch the slop. You will discuss your favorite fan theories in the general thread. You will eat the bugs.
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>>200694585
A NOBLE SPIRIT EMBIGGENS THE SMALLEST MAN
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WHEN
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>>200698954
Two more weeks. https://youtu.be/xP7EvEMMUDo
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>>200699608
I don't know why you linked this garbage yidvid from a year ago but thanks for the info I guess
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>>200700389
(You know that's a meme, right?)
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>>200700772
no but I did figure it was bs since all there is is a 2 seconds clip of the one guy running in a teaser from june 10 with no actual dates provided



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