What would you do
>>200691897not be asian. that gives me the inches needed to reach the edge of the pool
Walk to the shallow end and step out
walk away
are there really pools this deep with no shallow end?
>>200691897>The Sims Movie
>>200692083Yes, racing pools for competitive swimming. it always the draft from the swimmers to dissipate downward.
>>200692101>it always the draft from the swimmers to dissipate downward.??
>>200691897>read synopsis>dude just keeps falling asleep and nobody cares he's missing except his dumb gf who jumps into a pool without looking to see whether it's filledTruly retarded film, I'd only be satisfied if both the idiots died
>>200692191allows
>>200692206its just in womens nature to be retarded, she meant well so i can't blame her
>>200692206
>>200692251why was the asian dude concerned before she slipped?
>>200691897Probably just climb out.
>>200692251Woman moment.
I would pry off the tiles to create footholds
>>200692297pool was half full and no ladder
>>200692251God this is so retarded
>>200691897
The movie is garbage but still worth watching for all the stupid shit especially the ending where the dog ACKs itself
>>200691897>Carefully tear strips of all clothing>Weave it together to make a Lasso>Get that table>Make a hook from the legs>Throw it and pull on it till it catches>Rappel my way outEZ
>>200692418Oh nvm its a diving board not a table. Same principle, it'd lasso it on that and climb out
>>200692101i meant private pools
>>200691928Granted. You are now Mexican.
>>200691897nothing, I would listen
>>200692251The surface of diving platforms is extremely textured to prevent just such retardation. Plus it looks dry. Who writes this shit?
>>200692454What did I ever do to you?
Walk to the shallow end they are careful not to film and stroll out of the empty pool.
I would make believe I'm swimming across the pool
>>200691897Wall run on each side of the pool until I reach the top
>>200692251Did they really need to make fun of Greg Louganis here?
break off the tiles on by one and stack them on top of another to create a staircase of sorts
>>200692251Now post the dog
>>200691897That's a big pool
>a pool that's 2 stories deepDoes hollywood know what an actual pool looks like?
use the keys to pry off as many of the tiles as I can and pile them up in the corner, i think there'd be just enough for you to make a nice pile with a little jenga tower leaning against the corner to get you out. creative and use the tape/shirt to make gloves
>>200691897I wouldn't do anything I would listen to what the drained Olympic size swimming pool had to say and that's what no one did
>>200692101>it always the draft from the swimmers to dissipate downward.Interesting, I didn't know that was so big a factor.
stride stride stride execute
If I got a good running start I'd run up the wall and backflip out of the pool.
>>200694097
>>200694374>me on a Saturday night at my computer with porn and a belt
isn't that the movie where eventually a fucking crocodile slips into the pool?
>>200694456>me on a Saturday night with you, porn and a belt
>>200692473It was an old abandoned swimming pool
>>200694547You're an old abandoned swimming pool.
>>200694572You ungrateful APE
>>200691897he has some sharp objects on him, from the looks of it. it wouldn't be difficult to remove tiles to create handholds. he only needs a few before reaching the filter-holes and scrambling on out. anyone in any reasonable kind of shape could do that in a matter of hours.
>>200691928How would your two incher help you get out?
>>200694494they become firends in the end
>>200691897Look for a sharp object and try to break the tiles / make small holes in the cement so that I can slowly scale the wall.
I've actually watched this but it was so fucking boring and generic I can't remember how it even ended.
>>200692100Kek do you think they'll seduce the grim reaper in this movie
>>200691897Listen to the pool which is what nobody did.
>>200694654you don't really understand how big of a difference that is
>>200694702This
so the pool is 6 meters deep. it's deserted but somehow this little Thai fuck has the job of cleaning it. he falls asleep on a raft and when he wakes up the water level is too low for him to climb out. well, I know what Tony Jaa would do. but this asshole isn't Tony Jaa.
>>200694733ROTFL
>>200691897So why doesent he just scream for help? A giant pool in the middle of no where?
>>200692206Don't forget about the dog
>>200694790>>200694702if you have ever beoken a sink or a toilet you will understand just how fucking sharp that stuff is (porcelain) its basically glass its scarier than glass in alot of ways because with glass you need a thin edge to slice your arm in half porcelain is sharp as fuck >great idea however
>>200691928This
>>200695049you break holes between tiles, into the grout
>>200691897>be in uk>wait one day>rain fills it>swim outnuthin personel
>>200694702if you ever rock climbed in your life this is the first thing that comes to mind
Id chew off one of my legs. After rigor Mortis had set in, I'd stand on the top of that leg with my other leg and hop up and out.
I'd think of boobies so I get a massive erection that I will use like a pole vaulter to jump over the ledge
>>200691897Start building up speed
>>200691897I'd use my flaccid penis to lasso the diving board.
>>200691897Probably call someone whit my phone that i don't forgot. Also have people that care about me so i would be missed after a day or so, probably sooner.
I would order pizza to my location and tell the delivery guy to call someone for help
>>200696447>He brings the pizza to the wrong address
>>200692191it ALLOWS the draft from the swimmers to dissipate downward>>200692101so they're just a bunch of babies that need a special pool because of muh competition. bunch of frauds
>>200695356>run up wall straight out of the pool>The Pool: Nani? He-he’s fast!
>>200691897I've watched storror I'd figure something out
