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He's here....
PHIA NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CORN SYRUP
The true queen.
>>200694967Don't worry anon that's mexican coke.
>>200694929I think Phia warps as her menstrual cycle happens. She's really puffy and soft at one time, and then very sharp and defined in another.
Best princess and widow
>>200694980>Sugaralmost just as bad
>she gives you this face 5 minutes into your first nightwhat do
>>200694996Switch sides
Jace
I'm the queen now, Rhaenyra.
>>200694963Why does he look retard?
>>200694996grab her by the pussy
>>200694983the paperwork for Rhaenys' mass-murder trial must be enormous, which is why her trial takes so long
>>200694971such a useless scene, they build tension and cut it so unceremoniously
>>200694971>TAKE ME BACK TO MY ROOM!!
>>200695006KING!
>>200694992Yeah but is not corn shit plus sugar
>>200695011He's a Blackwood.
>>200695022She nailed autist breakdown.
If you ask me, I think the Justmans have the advantage.
Otto is literally me
Cute and canon!
All hail King Aegon! Women not allowed. Greetings from Kazakhstan!
What was Silverwing thinking?
>>200695020The head should of been knocked off and the shocked crowd and guards all scramble to pick it back up
Jace and Aegon nostalgia
>>200694996
>>200695004ok what now
>>200695069>Bran warging into her while her pussy getting eaten
>>200695043He's unironically my favorite character and is a big part of the reason I keep watching.
>>200695066they used to be happy :(
>>200695006you forgot your crown, your majesty...
>>200695063I didnt even knew that was ulf
>>200695069wtf she's a warg now?!
Jeez Helaena. How come you get 4 bug cases.
>>200695092based
>>200695064and that should have earned us some dead peasants from the cloaks, then it should have served as a better launching point for otto's rage than some static scene of old mother crying for their grown sons,
>>200695066
>>200695022me as a little kid being out in public for too long
>>200695092perfect
Anybody have the political compass meme?
>>200694929Low IQ reddit girl show.
Reminder that Rhaenyra is a fat piggy.
>>200695029he looks comfy in that throne as if it was made for him
>>200695063>>200695098I didn't realize that was him eitherI pictured him more like Skorpa from The Last Kingdombut im fine with this casting
>>200695080kek!
>>200694963Impeccable casting desu
>>200695156>NOOOO OTTO I DONT WANNA MAKE SURE THAT THE REALM IS STABLE, FUCK YOU AND THE REALM
>>200695004
>>200695145so who is her real mother? and why does the fat faggot not hold these directors to task in adapting this book truthfully, isn't he the executive producer
>>200695098Yeah it wasn't very clear, but I think they'll properly introduce him this episode when Aegon goes out drinking with his boys
More bees your grace?
>>200695145How do Blackfags cope with the fact that their so-called "queen" is a fattie?
>>200695029has anyone here actually sat on an Iron Throne? Like a replica that HBO displays for fans to sit on?
He wasn't meant to rule
>>200695220pretty rude of the studio to thinwash obese characters
>>200695145Don't care
Ya'll need real friends.
>>200695206ZZZURROUNDED BY BEEEZZZBURYS!
>>200695220
>>200695036name five (5) retarded things a Blackwood has done
>>200695242ok pedro
>>200694963The perfect casting doesn't exi-
>>200695234Helaena's casting was spot on.
>>200695220You put too much faith in them, they haven't read the books. Besides fat is beautiful chud, if you disagree you're a biggot.
>>200695206he will have his vengezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzence
>>200695269I don't care what anyone thinks I live The Lads
>>200695018the protestors outside the courthouse are huge
>>200695063>Ulf and Hugh are both old men>They won't even betray Rhaenyraisn't the whole point of them to show the corrupting nature of power? After getting dragons, no reward is enough for them, even lordships aren't enough, they want to be kings.
>>200695274Viserys genes were just prone to overweight.
>>200695064No, it should have been snatched up by the hanged ratcatcher's dog followed by the gold cloaks engaging in a loony toons chase to recover it.
Where the fuck are the leaks for ep 5 - 8 ???
>>200695341>They won't even betray Rhaenyradon't you think is too early to make yourself mad over fake shit anon?
>>200695084Same, his character is amazing
>>200695220All of Viserys' children were fatties, it's in their genes
DO NOT UNDERSTIMATE FAVOR WITH THE FISHWIVES, AEGONMANY AND MORE FISH WILL BE CAUGHT WHEN THE FISHERMEN HAVE HIGH MORALE AND ARE RECEIVING AT LEAST WEEKLY BLOWJOBSAEGON WITHOUT THOSE FISH WE CAN NOT FEED THE CATS NECESARY TO REPLACE THE RATCATCHERSTHE RATCATCHERS AEGON. THE FISHWIVES.
I love Moondancer
>>200695015and then what?
oc?
>>200695358My tip is leaking right now because of his pretty face. Does that count?
>>200695390This is too big for Moondancer.
>>200695343All of Alysanne's daughters were known to be hotties, so how did the family beauty genetics drop off that fast?
>>200695390She looks like a real lizard
>>200695422Moondancer got buffed so they can have Baela be a contributing dragonrider earlier
What are the odds of Otto being in Oldtown this episode?
>>200694929>not pepsi maxcringe
Otto basedtower
>>200695269Remarkable.
>>200695378such a retardedly pretentious scene, you'd think the hand would somehow be able to see it coming or rather overreact over something more serious than this
>>200695446Alicent told him to go to high garden to line up the tyrells
>>200695109she's working her way up to a holy seven
Best boy sunfyre soon.
>>200695422Why? It's like Arrax.
>>200695085That whole scene is great.>Jace very excited to train Vermax>Aegon pretending to be bored at first but watching with interest when Jace gets to say Dracarys>Dracarys scene has Jace looking back at Aegon who gives him a nod before Jace says it>Aegon, Jace and Luke having fun with the stupid prank>Aegon making pig sounds at Aemond and Jace copies him
>>200695358Why does he look upset?
>>200695491Moondancer is smaller, literally the size of a horse
>>200695481>Alicent told him to go to high garden to line up the tyrellsEven getting to high garden would be teleporting Littlefinger jet pack to Mole town tier. There is a war, the roads are closed, how is Otto gonna move so fast?
>>200695426>At birth, Baelon was smaller than his older brother, Aemon. He was louder and lustier, however.It is the fault of Baelon, which combined with him marrying his sister gave Viserys and Daemon a cointoss, either they got some of their mothers genes, or they doubled down on Baelons characteristics, which Viserys seems to have done.
>>200695502the good old days...
>>200695118cute!
>>200695502Aegon deserves to be burned alive for this
>>200695505No idea. It's a scene from the promo we haven't seen yet.
>>200695572You Aemond self-inserters are shameless
>>200695341I definitely think at least Ulf is still going to betray the blacks because they don't seem to be making him sympathetic unlike Hugh. His character is introduced stealing food from someone, and in the scene we've seen from trailers where Rhaenyra is eating with the dragonseeds she seems to be glaring at him, probably because he's acting like a drunkard.
>>200695572oh come on
>>200695220>>200695145
PLEASE RHAENYRA IT WAS JUST A PRANK
>>200695523He was lusty at birth?
back to bed
>>200695572don't you have a war crime to commit or something aemond
>>200695502Why did Alicent ruin this?
>>200695502Where does the Dracarys thing come from anyways
>>200695242it's "Y'all" ya dink
One apology can change life#ao3
>>200695521Is there a war? They talk about a blockade at sea but nothing about closed roads. The only action they've shown or talked about is Luke getting chomped and the retaliatory baby killing. Right now it's still at the level of a private dispute between family.
>>200695671high valyrian for dragonfireso you just shout "dragonfire!" when you want them to breathe dragonfire, it's a bit silly
>Ulf survived the battle, drunkenly sleeping through every attempt to wake him. When he learned that Hugh had died during the battle, Ulf informed Lord Peake that he was going to claim the Iron Throne.HOLY BASED
This bitch
Yup. YUP.
>>200695684
>>200695714>tfw we'll never get caltrops kino because they're going to make hugh a righteous good guy
>>200695422that could be hand waved by saying it got more time outside
>>200695722>that devious half-hightower smile on the rightkino
>>200695156>I came here to hunt>is sitting in a pavilion waiting for hunters to die up a stag for him to kill
>>200695716Hm?
>>200695358Drogon is his Reincarnation
>>200695716The gulf between book Rhaenyra and show Rhaenyra is so big, hurricanes are starting to form on it.
>>200695757That’s kind of how it worked in history
>>200695321Perfect body
>>200695156And yet, Otto was right.
Damn, the last episode was so boring it put me to sleep and to once again point out that the cinematography is dark and dim and colorless.
>>200695757He came here to relax not to deal with some annoying, ambitious cunt.
>>200695733Kind of defeats the point when it's 3 dragons vs 11 but most of the 11 were tiny.I guess I shouldn't complain, it will just make the humiliating death of all the black dragons even better
>>200695701But is that a book thing from george or something dumb&dumber came up with?
>Still, though a name can change, blood can't. And The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring were A Dance With Dragon's only trueborn successors. Until they weren't. On his deathbed, George the Unfinished forever earnt his epithet by canonizing all fanfiction, from the lowly erotic JacexCregan and LukexAemond AO3 slop to the great schizo theorycrafts of noble YouTubers, including Preston Jacobs and David Lightbringer. Fittingly, George's last act was to thrust himself into the realm and seed and feed chaos.
>>200695764I can see it
>>200695756Absolutely based. Greens won btw
>>200695819Is it really ambition to to secure the future of the realm? It's not like he's trying to install a Hightower.
>>200695805Otto loses all credibility when you take into account that he was the first to advocate for Rhaenyra to succeed Viserys but backpedals as soon as his daughter shits out a Hightower half breed chud
>>200695145
>>200695701>>200695671>All three dragons turned their heads at the sound of that word, and Viserion let loose with a blast of pale gold flame that made Ser Jorah take a hasty step backward. Dany giggled. “Be careful with that word, ser, or they’re like to singe your beard off. It means ‘dragonfire’ in High Valyrian. I wanted to choose a command that no one was like to utter by chance.”Danny actually make it up in Storm... unless it was just a coincidence that she chose an already established command
He bore the sword. Simple as.
>>200695844>Futa Daenerys is now canon
>>200695877dnd are just retarded
>>200695206More penis your grace?
>>200695653that's a big pig
>>200695663Yeah, Aegon was perfectly cool with Jace being king and obviously Rhaenyra and Jace wouldn't have hurt him, he and Jace would have been bffs and Aegon would have dragged Jace into all kinds of stupid but funny shit. Fuck that would have been the comfiest timeline (Aemond gets an egg or a baby dragon or something so he's happy but harmless).
>>200695844>George legitimizing Prestons fanfiction on his deathbead>unleashing the Blackwryter Rebellion
>>200695844Kek
Hate her all you want but she got the best voice in the show. It's so soothing
>>200695915>>200695844please nohavent we suffered enough
>>200695626seemingly
>>200695919>They got the best voice in the show. Fixed that for you. Pronoun denial is violence. Be better.
>>200694929Why would a heterosexual male watch this soap opera for middle aged cat ladies?
>>200695919if it was possible to have sex with a voice, I'd do it with hersif only the writers gave her more to work with
>>200695206Bees?
>>200695523>did you just, fuck your sister?>NOOOOOOO STOP DAD >MY COIN... IT'S FLIPPING>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OTTO SAVE ME
>>200695919Do you think her voice changed when she and Luke were... you know.
>>200695919>Otto is better>Aemond is better>That one guy on her council is better>All the notable Kingsguard are better>Viserys is better>Lord Beesbury is better The list goes on.
>>200695877That makes sense, thanks.
>>200695989
>>200694981Phia reminds me of Melody Marks. Maybe just the hair and the angle in that picture but it just hit me when I saw it.
>>200695955For best girl.
>>200695966Rhaenyra sits on her ass the entire dance though so that's not entirely Condal's fault
>>200695919Not hate her at all. Sweet and caring.
Does Sunfyre actually die in the show version?
>>200696054wish she'd sit on me dick instead
Will the greens finally get some Wins tonight or will the humiliation ritual continue?
>>200695006HOTD most attractive male character and it's not even close
>>200696054It is a very well cushioned ass, so I can't blame her for using it. She should lay off the snacking though.
>>200695989Anon...
>>200696069I mean he dies in the book as well.
>>200696091Isn't he shorter than Kit Harrington?
>>200696097Honestly they ruined the adaptation by not having Rhaenyra stuff her faces with lemoncakes every second she's on screen
How can a huge-ass dragon even fly when a wing is broken or even lost? It read ay if Sunfyre was gravely injured. But then it still manages to make departure when it didn't fly for months.
>>200696088This whole show is condall wanting a humiliation ritual for the greens. Dude literally said “uh well blood and cheese was propaganda and ya know sunfyre wasn’t that important compared to Syrax haha”
>>200695064>should ofdie
>>200696162The plot demand it.
>>200695768>>200695716>Her first act as queen was to declare Ser Otto Hightower and Queen Alicent traitors and rebels. “As for my half-brothers and my sweet sister, Helaena,” she announcedCalls Helaena her sister instead of half-sister. Book Rhaenyra and show seem similar in THIS particular regard.
>>200696091Would be the perfect Jon Snow
Let's say you have a dragon. And let's say you feed it a usurper whore. What does she turn into in a day or two?
>>200696206Everyone loved her even the fucking peasants.
>>200695039made me think of mr burns freaking out from lenny trying to say hello to him
>>200695919>after playing this role they/them grew out their hair and started acting normal and femininewhat play pretend a princess and mommy will do to a xigga
>>200696135does twitter know she is supposed to be fat? they'd be really mad about it
>>200695919Otto has by far the most soothing and sexy voice thoughever. Just listen to him whisper "Your Grace..." in season 1.
>>200696206Haha yeah she really meant it. I bet Maegor only “strongly questioned” his nephew too haha
>>200695825see >>200695877
Can someone share the leaks from episodes 3 and 4? Will Rhaenys die next episode?
>>200696166Well that makes sense because Syrax is an extension of one of the protagonists
>>200696270ep4, but she doesn't die in the battle, only her dragon. she takes her own life after defeating several hightower soldiers on foot.
>>200695966>if only the writers gave her more to work withSecond half of the season should be it. We only have to overcome first boring episodes to get there.
>>200696228boney dragon poop
>>200696256yeah it's fatphobic and... fat erasure?
>>200695915
>>200696230The peasants I get. She’s the queen so all she has to do is be all “oh look a bug haha oh here’s some money to you bakers and fisherman lol can I get some worms” and the people will be all “hey this Helaena chick is pretty nice.” I don’t get why people think Rhaenyra even interacted or had some relationship with her
This is how the Realm reacted to the news of Helaena's death.
>>200696287>fat erasure?also known as Diet
>>200695390She’s pretty.
>>200696284You’re joking…
>>200696343I BEND THE KNEE
>>200696305Rhaenyra the Monstrous murdering her sister to remove any threat to her usurpation was the fall that broke the Bastards Back.
>>200696220He's fan of the books and he really likes Jon, he talked fondly about the character many times and it was one live I think where he seemed bitter about how Jon turned out to be as a character in the show.
>>200696366Not in the book for sure.
>>200696277So is Sunfyre. And Sunfyre is actually involved in the plot, unlike Syrax which does nothing but kill Rhaenyra's son.
>>200696397>grrr taxes suck I’m getting angry>grrr I’m hungry and she’s wasting resources on stupid parties >she killed the cute girl, that’s it I’m angryNo one is saying Helaena was the main culprit.
>>200695919in real life she seems like such a relaxing person to be around too
>>200696374Was it the same live he mentioned how much he likes book!Daemon?
>>200695954Best voice in all of ASOIAF-based shows is the Beric actor. BUT best voice in all of ASOIAF is Roy Dotrice. RIP
Maegor's teats
>>200696467reminder the party never happened
>>200696302They're sisters and rhaenyra lived at kings landing until her third strong son was born.
>>200696398I feel like the show is focusing exclusively on Rhaenyra and Alicent
>>200696468>>200696063>>200695989>>200695966>she/herit's they/them
You are walking down the street a normal day in your cityThis guy starts screaming about everything bad you have done, what do you do?
>they mention the "dragons can't go over the Wall bit">meanwhile in season 8 of GOT they had no problem
She looks like she keeps it hairy
>>200696486And Rhaenyra didn’t kill Helaena but here we are.
>>200696478this guy got the best voice in GoT
REMINDER>hugh won't betray the blacks, he'll get backstabbed by ulf (no caltrops)>daeron will be gay and can't control his dragon, leading to burning down bitterbridge and then being killed by a black velaryon soldier>after the fall of king's landing alicent agrees to work with rhaenyra to restore the realm, effectively joining the blacks>baela will btfo aegon by shooting him with a crossbow during their dragon fight
>>200696476No, I think the one you mention was when he did a live along with Elliot (Luke). I'm talking about a different one where he talked a bit about the books.
>>200696510I don't respect her choice, to me she is a woman, I am going to call her a woman and I would do so in front of her. My own opinion is all that matters to me.
>>200696521Go to the nearest wine sink, and drink myself into oblivion.
>>200696502noooooo ya don't say!?
It's still crazy to me when I see black targaryens
>>200696540source??
>>200696583the greensissy victim complex weekly
>>200696556Based
>>200696510for me it's "she"
Greenchads when we get to watch Aemond set fire to the Riverlands.
>>200696521It's a lie, he's 16!
>>200694929Reddit was literally made for people like you. You spend your lives consuming all media and culture. Yet, you somehow think you haven't been brainwashed by corporations and high finance.
The Shepherd is Helaena's number one fan
>>200696548That live was epic
>>200696659He says in the /tv/ board
>>200696615I'm a stalinist
>>200696662No. I am.
>The game is the game lady stark
>>200696662That's why he killed her dragon
>>200696698What the fuck is that?
>>200696743
>>200696672cute
>>200696766It's where Cheese held his knife.
THE RATCATCHERS
>>200696766the cut left by Cheese.
>>200696766What do you think? Makeup. Because one of the goons pulled the necklace from her neck violently
>>200696672Were you the other anon who were posting about the live in the general? If so, I remember you because I was here too.
>>200696743>Roose Bolton's lawyer
>>200696766makeup. do you watch the show or just lurk and post?
>>200696766A SCAR?!
>>200696764He likes Helaena not her dragon.
>>200694996as long as I got my nut. not my problem
>>200696855>in 5 minutes
>>200696766>What the fuck is that?
>>200696795>>200696803>>200696811>>200696824>>200696831Sorry for my retardation, Anons.
>>200696812Yeah, 2 years ago lol. I started browsing these threads again after the new season started
>>200696880Whoa marathon runner over here
>>200696302>Be me a humble fisherman>Kids help me fish and my fish-monger wife sells it>Life ain't bad but ever since wife insisted we moved to Kings Landing from the Stormlands money is tight>One day the royal family themselves walk past by our stand on their way to their destination >The weird princess Helaena approaches us>"Is that for sale">Doesn't point to a fish but rather a large bug crawling on top of a fish I thought I had squished>"M-my Lady?" I say>"That. The Northwestern Crownland millipede. Can I buy it?">"Rather than money she gives me her necklace which looks like it costs more thousands of my fishstands.">I wordlessly take the necklace as she takes the bug>Sell the jewelry to move my family to a better part of the cityBoy that austic nut-job is alright in my book. Sure hope nothing bad happens to her.
Can someone tell me why Otto cried about Cristons plan? Didn’t he want to send westerling to kill her?
>>200696228Usurpoop?>Verification not required
>>200696230>fucking peasantsLollys Stockeworth knows all about that
>>200696743>Either stick with Robb and let the Lannisters and tyrells put you and your house in a hurst>Or link up with Tywin and pull a fast one on the Starks for the love of the game.It was a piece of shit move, but you can't deny that if he didn't he was a dead man.
>>200697033Otto has senior statesman syndrome. He's the last of his generation still in the game, and he thinks that everyone else is retarded and should just defer to him and his own plans in all matters.
>>200697006:(
>>200697075HALF A HUNDRED COCKS
>>200696947 I have lasted up to an hour
>>200697033Sending a kingsguard to kill the heir (most houses considered her the heir) is not a good idea. People say killing a child in cold blood is bad but this is literally the same.
>>200697091Please, stop trying to make me sad. Helaena doesn't deserve any of what happens to her. She needs me to hug her and protect her.
>>200697091is that a small cage or a huge Helaena
>>200697128…..Isn’t westerling a kingsguard….Didn’t Otto want to kill her kids as well?
>>200696540>More lies from Team RedditGo back, blacksissy.
>>200697033It's because the way Aegon described it was some looney tunes shit. Otto (thinks he) would have planned it properly and also he's been losing his patience with Aegon for some time.
>>200695156Otto knew that raising your own boyhu/ss/band was based
I DINDU NUFFINS
>>200697160Cage for a cricket
>>200696611>Can't even come up with they/them's own original insults
>>200696926Same. I was gone after season 1 ended and I came back this year after episode 1 of season 2 aired.
>>200696527don't call her kid "it"
>>200694929>>200694929You all really do belong on reddit. It's not because you're dumb, but you're mentally childish and will allow controlled media to dictate your tastes and political leanings.
>>200697160>huge Helaenanice
>>200697033He doesn't like Cole and never has. Otto didn't even want him on the kingsguard. He throws Cole out of the room before he talks to Aemond in the previous episode and barely acknowledged Cole's presence when Aegon fired him. Otto even throws the hand badge at Cole instead of handing it to him and doesn't even look at Cole when he throws it. Otto might know that Alicent is fucking Cole which might be why he told her he didn't want to hear it when she's trying to confess her sins.
>>200695989This scene got me tingly
>>200697266......but enough about Team Black.
>>200695269>>200694963This guy being someone else is going to be a single thing that causes the biggest meltdown in this thread.
>>200697128>(most houses considered her the heir)
>>200694929they're so cute!https://youtu.be/iBBqjGd3fHQ?si=CpMmqPBpGLSTP7Oh&t=96
Helaena at a council meeting
>>200697301Go back home
>>200697318Sir CristenCole can rock
>>200697317Do you want to see the list again?
>>200697123that's 100 balls
>>200697351There is also a hotdblack subreddit ;)
>>200697125now THIS is a FB image
>>200697357Greens had more men
>>200697238NTA but damn he's beautiful I wanna see him naked
>>200697351Go back home.
>>200697372At least they're not invading this thread!
>>200697408That's not true and we are talking about houses.
>>200697412Blacksissies, our cope?!?
>>200697412https://www.reddit.com/r/HOTDGreens/comments/1dq7cfx/possible_new_4chan_leak_about_daeron_and_sarah/what a shame
>>200697138well now you know why the small folk got that upset with rheanerys
Golly
>>200697481I would like to be friend for Luke. We could hang out, I would show him my car.
>>200697238Cheers anon
is it worth it?
>>200697481This can't be real
>>200697530you mean your white van
>>200697537I need 1 hallucination/dream where Jace imagines a slightly older Luke dammit
>>200697567really hope that isnt a piracy site you're thinking about PAYING for
>>200697460>Linking Reddit nowAt least your not denying it. Also it's bullshit because Daeron hadn't been cast yet and won't appear this season. Oh and go back, faggot.
>>200697410Sorry anon but you'll have to wait for another role to see Harry naked because in this show it's not going to happen.
>>200697530How about your cats anonIf you catch my drift
>>200697606It's a minivan. So basically still a car.
>>200697624deny what? Your reddit friends sitting in this thread right now faggot.
New>>200697761
8 hours
>>200697567>>200697611yeah why the fuck hasn't anyone posted a torrent of the 22 hour "The Fake Jon Snow" video?
>>200697665He could have petted them. It's quite hot now, so when we go to check kittens I'd suggest same shower...
