Is he /ourguy/?
hes so very funny
>>200700277I've got a lightswitch cover with Barney on it kek
>>200700333that too is very funny
>>200700258My mom loves the Andy Griffith show. Barney was based
After he left the Andy Griffith show they really could not fill the void he left. He went on to a memorable movie career in the late 60s in such films as 'the reluctant astronaut' 'the incredible Mr Limpet' and of course 'The Love God'.
>Ya know, Andy, I had the loveliest supper with Miss Thelma May the other night. Well, after supper she made me some cookies, and it got me thinking. Cookies take time, Andy. There's only so much one oven can do. Now Andy I'm no college professor, but...
>when the good lord poured your brains in with a teaspoon somebody jiggled his arm
>Ya see, Andy. It says right there. 300 ,000. And mostly from typhus.
>>200702468Is this what The Love Guru tried to rip off
>>200702766Fuck off you made me laugh, hahaha. The idea of someone’s train of thought going from cookies to a war crime is amazing.
>>200700258He is our guy. He was the king of the goobers, all goobers decended from his original style.
>>200702766>You've been listening to too much Rockwell, Barney.>I'm just saying, Andy!
>>200700258I like Bob Dylan, but not very much. For example, it doesn’t bother me at all that he once fucked a black singer and that he was the inspiration for that line about “taking a ride on a one-eyed fat pony”.It doesn’t bother me at all that he once went to bed with a “nigger whore” because he’s also the inspiration for other musicians’ best lines and Don Knotts has often said “I’ve gone to him like a supermarket”. And Don Knotts is not the problem anymore.
>>200700258Goober just called, there’s a pack of negroes down by the duck pond!
>>200700258For me it's gomer Pyle usmc
>>200700258The Ghost and Mr. Chicken is one of my top 3 comedies of all time.