>>200706394
>DUDE this show is so well made with it's super tense and "realistic" dialogue that's like a fever dream of clever camera cuts and close up shots of repetitive technical tasks culminating in character development we've already seen 3 times!

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>>200706394
>I'm ripped
>got cool tats
>long hair, not bald
>assertive
>have fun
>bang chicks
yeah why would anyone find this attractive

>>200706548
>cool
>tats
Pick one.
Nigga's got a tattoo of a snail lmao

>>200706394
Literally me (i flip burgers)

>>200706394
The first episode of season 1 was so lazy and pretentious. I don't root for this guy at all he's such a mopey emo faggot. How did he get that scar on his hand btw? I honestly forgot.

>>200706394
>I also have sex with all the women I want
never happens. carmy said he never had a girlfriend before claire and he’s so focused in season 3 he doesn’t even bother reconciling with her.

>>200706699
Season 3 I meant. I hope the rest of the new season isn't this bad

>>200706394
Everything you listed is cool and awesome. This character really triggers betas doesn't it? Sorry, man. You're not the alpha dog here.

>>200706527
I liked season 1 for this reason desu.Season 2 was a retread but it had two (and a half) good episodes: The christmas flashback and the one where Richie temps at the restaurant. finale had good scenes but Carm's meltdown was literally fabricated out of thin air for no reason.

>>200706719
retarded fakecel nigga needs to pick a struggle. I dropped this shitty show after he got a girlfriend for being le epic serious badass chef but he also is morose and shit. fuck off.

>>200706729
>I hope the rest of the new season isn't this bad
I'm half way through and it's absolutely as bad.

>>200706969
The Christmas episode was dogshit and only room temp IQ redditors thought it was good.

>>200707131
>room temp IQ
>some other IESLB
9.6 on imdb speaks for itself, contrarian.

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>>200706394
Jeremy Allen White is yet another Hollywood actor who doesn't train legs

>>200707198
>9.6 on imdb speaks for itself, contrarian.
I got a good chuckle out of this. Thanks.

>>200706394
Lil bro got intimidated by a fictional character and decided to post about it on 4chan.
Literally the "walked past a black guy and had to make a post about it" meme.

>>200707431
hey. i work out. As you can see, this physique is clearly pretty proportional all things considered.

>>200707431
in fairness you literally can't walk anywhere in America.

>>200707591
I hope Jeremy Allen White sees your post, bro

Spongebob for adults.

That hair is not long. it's not even medium. the fuck are you talking about hairlet

>>200707735
He's literally walking in that photo albeit

>>200708394
this reply only gets realer when you see john fucking cena show up in season 3 as Fak's fakking brother...

>>200706620
The tats are to attract women. The kind of women he wants to fuck like those kinds of tats.
They're not to impress other men, who cares about tats on other dudes other than homos?

I'm so tired of every single frywagie thinking they need to act like a surly new yorker to be cool

>>200706620
You're a chronic 4choon incel with no real life experience, you wouldn't understand.

>>200706699
Grabbed a pan and held on too long for some reason, I guess it's some metaphor about his dumb controlling behaviour leading to self injury or something, I don't care to think about it more than that. They go over it in a later episode.
>>200707129
The really annoying girlfriend had been crushing on him since they were teenagers, then he split town before anything happened. When he came back like...5? 6? years later she threw herself at him and despite trying to self-sabotage himself, she managed to lock him down. Until he then did self-sabotage himself.
Because Carmy isn't cool, he's a barely functioning man-child son of a bipolar crazy bitch who's brother that he idolised killed himself and who threw away a prestigious career to try and...just do it again in his brother's sandwich shop?

>>200708833
retarded foid gets a fucking slip n slide pussy for some failure for no apparent reason, okay. fuck this shit.

>>200706394
what should women be attracted to O0?

>>200707431
We have the same nipples. So I see I have no excuse now. We're all gonna make it.

him little baby man

>today's menu will be a...
>*throws dart at board of ingredients*
>grilled...
>*another dart*
>kiwis on a
>*two more darts*
>lamb flambe
>you, go make it
yes chef!
>*walks over and tastes their dish*
h-how is it?
>not perfect. Make it better. *throws dish in the garbage*
>tfw I'm a genius

>>200709925
post nips

>>200707198
>9.6 on imdb speaks for itself, contrarian
It has an 8.6 though, and there's plenty of shit shows and movies on imdb with 8.6.

>>200710183
No, I look like a fucking bitch. Every man should be able to take his shirt off and be comfortable. I look like the fat bitch that I am. But no more. No more, anon. No more.

>>200710438
You're a retard I've seen fat fucks pull the most unbelievable pussy imaginable, women love bears. if that's how yout think you will be a bitch.

>>200706969
I liked the episode where the black guy goes to Denmark.

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>>200706394
Sounds like me I get laid all the time. Women like strong, dangerous, impulsive, dominant men who take what they want and say what they want. Seems like you really don't understand women or what they want if this is confusing to you.

Tattoos are gay though.

Is S1 worth watching or is it just a meme?

>>200706394
i dunno, but this show is the biggest zoomer garbage I've ever seen
literally just fast cuts of yelling and quirky dialog
my fucking disappointment when I tried it after everyone called it amazing was fucking immeasurable

why does this show trigger civvies so much?

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do women really find this actor physically attractive doeverbeit? i look similar except im a bald lanklet with a little more chin, but not a chad tier jawline unfortunately

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>>200707431
Woof.

>>200706394
he's not even that muscular, women probably consider that physique something you'll obtain from doing light physical labor

>>200711575
Didn't you read that article about rat-looking men?

>all the employees are worthless incompetent retards
>the restaurant has been failing for years on end
>actually shuts down
>nobody gets fired ever for any reason, ever

this is the most ridiculous thing to me

like the first thing I would've done is clean house and get rid of all the fucking retards

>>200710089
acid

>>200711709
you mean jewish guys?

>>200707431
His legs look fine post what you think athletic legs look like because bodybuilders look like clowns in their zootpants and actual runners have legs like this

>>200707431
>who doesn't train legs
Or chest, or back. He's all arms.

>>200712929
>and actual runners have legs like this
Try looking at a sprinter, not a faggy marathon runner.

>>200706394
>Jew curls
>Long

Anyone else think Carmy is a baby replicant who isn't self actualized

>>200711090
just watch it if u wanna watch it fag

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>>200706394
He's not even the most attractive guy in the cast.

>>200714312
Jeremy mogs him

>>200711029
it’s a tv show, anon.
the women he fucks exist only as words in a script.
they’re just as 2D as the women you „fuck”.

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>>200714763
lol

>>200706394
he is maintaining the illusion of masculinity while still basically being a 5'8 manlet who was a child 2 or 3 years ago

>>200707198
8.6 nigga. 9.6 is breaking bad, sopranos, and GOT tier.

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>>200715274
he looks like a creep

>>200706394
I cook in a diner kitchen and it's very pleasant.

>>200708574
never met a single keeper with tattoos. have fun in the garbage bin

>>200706394

Carmy is haunted by Cheffrey winger sitting in the corner, Richie is in a nice tux on a redemption tour as he improves his front of house abilities, Sydney and Carmys future is uncertain and so is Carmy and Claire's relationship.

I just described to you both the last episode of season 2 and the last episode of season 3. That's absolutely fucking lazy. Also, Richie and carmy have the best chemistry out of all the characters by far, so they did what? Wrote an entire season without them speaking to each other. Garbage.

Sydney and pastry chef can't act for shit. Their attempts at making their characters seem uncertain just comes off as the actors being uncertain how to act. "UM...LIKE....UM...LIKE". Takes me out every time.

The napkins episode was the most boring, up-it's-own-ass piece of Emmy bait horseshit I've ever seen. 48 minutes just for JLC to say "I know I'm crazy but I'm a mom and a human too" and the daughter to say "I don't wanna be like you." With just annoyingly close shots of their face. Jeremy Allen White absolutely murdered his monolouge in S1 but you're gonna write this bullshit for a guest star? A whole fucking episode? I would be pissed if I were him. This trend of TV shows making their lead actors side characters as the show progresses is stupid.

The show had potential but now they're just jerking themselves off. Dropped.

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>>200706394
Full disclosure I actually like JAW as an actor. This culinary circle jerk stuff by the writers is pretty bad tho.

why does no one care about season 3? we had so many threads for season one and two

>>200706394
>Major tortured artist face with a chad body
Gee I wonder why

Hey it's the Kick-Ass guy! Wondered what happened to him. Chloe Grace Moretz?

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>>200706394
I too make this face at rest.

>>200706394
This attitude is why most women in movies and commercials are dumpy, gross, average losers with no appealing characteristics to aspire to.

Praise the fact that men are still held to an aspirational standard, and have some balls and aspire, you worm.

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>>200717315
The thousand civvie stare.

>>200707431
Pepperoni nipples

>>200717504
Why you staring at his tits bro

>>200706394
Is that guy a good cook? In-universe, is he a good cook?

>>200717484
I miss his messy, greasy hair, it's so adorable. It's too neat-looking in Season 3 desu.

>>200715804
Lemon party is kino

>>200717755
kill yourself immediately

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put on your tinder bio that you are conventionally unattractive and you MIGHT beat her up over the slightest mistake

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>>200719185
Kill me yourself, retard.

>>200718351
Jace and Devan are kino. Ben is retarded and will destroy the pod within a year or two. Whatever emerges from the ashes will be perfect.

>>200710089
All that fucking food they wasted in this show...

>>200715539
girls with tats like to fuck
and they fuck like they like to fuck

>>200715539
>oh that person with tattoos is hot
>wow you’re really going to mate and have children with that person? you want to spend the rest of your life with them? imagine your great great great grandchildren bro
It’s this same weird ass incel reply every time an attractive person has tattoos. Bizarre.

>>200707431
looks like a healthy male physique to me
mirin those arms, i did 110 pushups today. literally anyone can do it if they just make the effort. i use a chart where i tally my exercises to motivate myself.
always do a little more over time, someday i'll do 200 pushups.

>>200711641
You don't need any more to attract women you need a shit ton more to attract fags though

>>200706394
Is this what Zoomies consider muscular? This generation is so fucked.

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>>200715482
don't forget arcane

>>200723678
Post body ramesh

you think those are big muscles?
lol
lmao even

>>200723678
Zoomers would probably be the least likely to call him muscular since they're all tiktok gymcels with body dysmorphia

>>200723978
I think I will watch this tonight

>>200707431
those nipples look gay

>>200711029
>libshits hate Le Orange Bad Man so much that they can't stop talking about him
>according to some ancient chink this means libshits are defeated
OKAY LMAO

>>200715687
you seem to know what youre talking about, ive been watching it sort of absent minded so maybe i missed a portion but:
Carmy is shown to have been worked up from the bottom doing shit like pop billions of peas and pick flowers and work up under intense pressure for years by these high class chefs but Sydney, whats her back ground that seemingly puts her on an equal footing with Carm? she rocked up for a job when it was still a sandwich place yeah? and now she seems to have leveled up to highest tier, where even other restaurants want to poach her what did i miss?

Only partially related but Im still mad that they took the original british shameless series (a series of actual european chavs) and turned it into the americanized "ideal imagined poverty" version where many characters actually look good to the eye and are all well spoken (which is fucking stupid).

I really do hate foodies so much it's unreal

Honestly, it feels someone watched Boiling Point and said we should mash this together with a mediocre script and bad drama

>>200711575
I look similar but less yoked and bitches love me

>>200717596
Have you seen the several other relies you delusional fagnigtard?

>>200728372
it was a necessary change as the US showrunner had to fight tooth and claw to keep Showtime from making "Trailer Park Trash: The Series", as Showtime wanted US Shameless to be right wing fundie rednecks for city people to laugh at. He wanted to do a show about urban white poor people and do what he could to keep it similar to the UK version, as Showtime made it clear when they were taking pitches for US Shameless, that they didn't care how radically shit was changed for the US version.

>>200710875
I thought it was pretentious and it didn't help that he is the absolute worst actor in a show with a majority of bad actors. The episode has some moments, but as a whole it was stupid. I still don't get the whole point of the guy stuck in a fence with his bike.

>>200707431
Bruh most chicks would be attracted to this, unless it’s drastically noticeable I only see men critiquing athletic people down to the bone on what they look like, it’s the woman equivalent of being intimidated I suppose

>>200706394
The Redditor? It is unknown to science.

>>200726137
She’s black. That’s literally it. I guess that means the head chef has to listen to her opinion no matter what and give her half his business for free. It’s mindrot nonsense, in a real kitchen the first time she pulled the whole “you aren’t listening to me” shit in season one Carmy would have immediately fired her stupid fucking black ass.

>>200715502
Isn't that from Gotham where he's playing the Joker? Of course he looks creepy in that show.

>>200726137
I wouldn't say she's on equal footing as Carm, but Carm is trying to take her under his wing. That was part of this season, the whole legacy thing where you bring people in and work with them, and then they move on and spread their knowledge. And she wasn't a nobody who just came off the street. She had experience before. The only difference is that Carm went autismo to prove he's the best, and she just played at being autismo to be a tryhard. Also, being in cahoots with carm upped her culinary social standing.

I fucking hate that his name is Carmen and not Carmine

>>200715687
the worst part is that a majority of the characters regressed. But the biggest problem you nailed, it was a season of filler that didn't push anything forward.

>>200707591
>"walked past a black guy and had to make a post about it" meme.
If you mean nigger walk say nigger walk, faggot.

>>200730689
This post will go completely sub-radar, but it’s the best of the thread. The whole show captured in one word.
>Show should have been x, instead we get y
>why is show Reddit?

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>>200707591
>black guy
Soft. Real soft.

>>200706394
Manlet Cope: The Show

>>200706620
Plenty women like tats on men, you should go outside more loser.

Just watched the season premier. The whole, 35-minute episode, is LITERALLY a recap of the past two seasons, just a montage of information the audience already knows and doesn't move the plot forward one bit. It doesn't even show where the story is picking up after the last finale.

>>200706394
>that hair
>long

?

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>>200731732
You misspelled Jewish.
And no, that’s not racist. Just objectively true.

>>200717755
Double dubs are the truth. I like him with his hair. He looks too fucking normal and lame without it. Feels like his signature. Why the fuck would you change it?

I thought his name was Carny. Because he''s in charge of running a kitchen with those fucking clowns he calls a staff.

>>200706394
>big scary muscles
for you

this show actually fucking sucks. the black girl is particularly insufferable (nothing to do with her race by the way especially because she speaks like a fucking white basic bitch)

>>200706527
yeah i can’t believe how this mediocrity is conning people but idk how im surprised with how retarded folks are becoming with each passing day

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>>200707619
>>200707735
>>200712929
>>200722736
>>200730441
/tv/ ladies and gentlemen.
don't skip legs day kiddos.

>>200706527
All it took was the term "fever dream" and I already hate this show and I've never seen a single scene or heard one line of dialogue.

>>200706394
>hair
do zoomer retards seriously consider that "long hair"?

>>200734188
It's not in a perm so that probably confuses them

I recommended this to my skater dudebro friend because he loves reruns of Shameless but apparently it's absolutely terrible

Now I'm embarrassed, so fuck everyone who recommended it

>>200706394
I made that same apron in Home Economics (junior high school, 1978)

women dont know what they find attractive. they only know what they think other women find attractive. most of the time thats whatever the jews put in front of them.

>>200730441
Basically.
>I clearly see how he gets girls. Either I don't look anywhere close to that because I need to work on myself or I actually blow this guy the fuck out and I still can't find what I'm looking for

>>200734255
Based. Never look back.

>>200734255
>recommending shows you haven't watched to other people
incredibly based

>>200706394
>liftletts thing he's ripped
He's like the minimum size you should beif you're an adult man.

>>200706394
lol
this is just like when the ugly femcel feminists are complaining about the beauty standards

>entire first episode is filler
>an entire episode is dedicated to a secondary character (arguably tertiary) giving birth, which ultimately has no bearing on the main plot
>negress doesn't sign her agreement for TWO WHOLE FUCKING MONTHS (we know this is the timeline because of the pregnancy) while leading on both restaurateurs
>carm and richie are incapable of communicating, oh boy we definitely haven't had this plotline before
this was fucking unbearable

>>200715274
cro magnon vs neanderthal lineages

>>200733902
Stop being antisemitic, chud.

"Rat" people are the new beauty norm now, and you will like it.

>>200736195
Funny how Jew-ish guys like OP were NEVER considered attractive until the zionists started their genocide of Gaza...

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>>200706719
Why isn't everybody calling him Virgy instead of Carmy?

>>200706394
why do you care?

>one large fries please
>AHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCKKKK

sixteen billion Emmys

>>200736369
>AAAAAAAAAHHH THE SUPERMARKET DOESN'T SELL POTATOES LONG ENOUGH FOR A LARGE FRY
>can we just give him a lot of normal-sized fries?
>AAAAAAAAAHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>200706394
I look just like him without muscles, tattoos, drugs being cool and having sex but simplistic faces, this show being popular with women has not helped me with women yet

>>200735370
why didnt the black girl have to apologize at all for her retarded behavior but the white protagonist guy had to? why cant these retards understand that women are fallible just like men? betraying their own private misogyny or something.

>>200706394
Wtf was the review?? They blueballed all season just to end on a cliffhanger?
IDGAF about Claire I wanted kitchen kino and there was like 1 episode (ep 3) that focused on the kitchen

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>>200706527
>Written by Brian Michael Bendis

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>mfw a civvy asks for no onions when I'm on post

>>200739040
I always wonder it is funny I Iike civie posting, but do people realize this is a dream sequence?

>>200717030
it was shit and nothing happened so there's nothing to discuss

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>>200722604
lmao you fucking retard

>>200717030
still watching it on ep 8, lets see the first ep was wonderful, so was 2, I really wish carmy and cousin would sort their shit out but I guess thats final ep stuff, looking forward to funeral dinner, carmy is annoying me its too much too soon, like establish yourself for your first year build your crew and work out how to run everything smoothly before doing this new menu every day shit, fat real chef guy irl has been great all season, marcus just being really chill is nice, syd is well syd nothing new, also really liked Tina ep, and old black guy getting into his zone and finally being happy is nice, eh depends on the last 2 eps if it all comes together

>>200706394
Isn't he tiny? My wife had me watch shameless for a few seasons and it was fucking awful and his character was annoying as shit.

>>200706394
>>DUDE I am so tough with my big scary muscles
What? He's a 5'3" twink

>>200739403
he never comes across this way not once has he acted like a "tough guy" OP is just a super insecure faggot

>>200739347
Did you at least talk shit throughout the episode to make it fun for you? Or did you keep your banter to a minimum for her sake?

>>200739551
Yeah for sure and I didn't watch the final season because it was so bad.

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>We're out of Knorr cubes! HQ, we need an aidrop on mauve flares! FOH, give cover fire! BOH out!

>>200739646
why does he look like a bird?

>>200739594
Based. I hope things go well for you. Real quick tell me why Shameless sucks dick. It's got William H. Macy in it and there's some nonstop titshots from a few of the cast, right? Why'd it suck so much dick?

>>200739707
Zionist genes

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>>200722604
>a normal human mindset is bizarre
Go be white trash somewhere else.

>>200706394
The "I'm an unathletic loser who only does machines and curls in the gym" body

>>200739842
He'd kick your girly ass.

>>200710089
kek

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>>200734076

>>200706394
Are those his real tattoos? So any character he plays has to have those exact tattoos?

>>200739711
It was really dumb and unrealistic to me as someone who grew up in a drug addicted fighting family environment in a major city. The fact that they are all kinda sleazy fuck ups but also le super genius and good was stupid. The cast needed at least one rotten piece of shit with no redeeming qualities.

>>200740386
Yes. He's retarded. When you see him in other roles constantly wearing long sleeved attire you can mock him.

>>200710803
Get fucked. I'm not showing you my nips.

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>>200734134
Based rippletits appreciator.

>>200706394
No it’s more like
>Making food matters and is high art

I laugh at you faux artists, then I shit out your work.

>>200722178
What a pathetic reply. Every woman loves to fuck, you only get access to fuck tattood trash though.

>>200740498
Seems like it would really cut down his options in other roles, one way or another. Either he has to wear long sleeves or the viewer wonders why his characters have the same tattoos, or he just can’t play characters without tattoos.

this is a show for women all you faggots should have dropped it a couple of episodes in

>>200740993
I did though.

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>>200740386
>>200740498
>>200740655
The Walking Dead had this problem where a decade into the apocalypse Daryl and Negan kept getting new tattoos because of the actors. They didn't even bother fitting in a diegetic explanation, they just left it in and hoped people would ignore it. It was the same with Tom Hardy in The Dark Knight Rises, they had to cover him in foundation makeup that kept getting washed off by sweat and water. It's probably why a lot of his scenes have long-sleeve shirts and coats. That has got to annoy casting agents and directors.

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>/tv/ seethes at the bear because of this line: day 37572639573

>>200741062
Dunno what that even means. Snyder cut?

>>200740543
post bussy then

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>>200741062
Heh m going to make this post before anyone else so that finally
I
can prove that I am the mentor seething heh

Delete yourself, you Snyder-Cut 4-Chins incellular mf.

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>>200706394
>Why do women find this type of "male" attractive?
I don't believe they do. This show is a manlet power fantasy show. It's the tv/film equivalent of a forklift operator t-shirt.

I'm only three episodes in to the new season and I still find the show entertaining, but does anyone else feel like it's been sniffing it's own farts a bit too much? Like all the "cinematic" long shots and no dialogue, all of the closeups of peoples contemplating faces. I dunno, feels like they're trying to force kino moments.

>>200706620
the myth of the perfect man is unobtainable as much as we try to entertain the idea, we should give ourselves a break honestly

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LE'MASK YOU SUMN CARMIE
HOW YOU GON' PROTECT RITCHIE?

>>200706394
>>200707431
can i get slightly muscular without going to a gym, like the gguy just doing pushups all day?
>>200722736

>>200741880
Zack Snyder is enjoyed by edgy teenage fascists.

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>Manlet sitting on kitchen worktop to look taller
I remember Tim Roth doing in this in his TV
show when he had to do a kissing scene with
the blonde from 'Battlestar Galactica'.

>>200715502
Danny Elfman?

TV shows like this trigger people because they can't suspend their disbelief for how degenerate the chef trade is, but you can ask any experienced line cook or chef that has worked in a busy, well reviewed restaurant that all the chefs are high strung, they're all on coke, all on amphetamines, they all smoke and they're all dicks.

All the pajeets hating on his physique won't post body

>>200744742
Bartenderanon here, can confirm I can count the amount of chefs I've worked with that weren't sociopathic pricks on one hand. Had this one Indian cunt who pretended to not speak english whenever he'd steal fruit we used for cocktails, he later got done in by immigration. Fuck em.

>>200744742
So is half of every Mcdonalds staff at every McDonalds location. A fancy restaurant rush is dead similar to a 4-6pm drive-thru rush. That's why many people find this shit pretentious.

>>200743048
5x10 dumbbell curl
5x10 dumbbell shrugs
5x10 bodyweight squats
5x20 crunches
5x5 dumbbell press (on the floor)
5x20

>>200730441
>t.has never been around women
They are capable of gossiping about the smallest shit,dude. They definitely notice your chicken legs and laugh at them bro i don't even need to tell you a quarter of the anecdotes i:ve had

>>200742232
have you ever stepped back and thought...well I am a ghicantic faggot, were did everything go so wrong? maybe I should hurl myself off a bridge because I am a waste of oxygen? really ave you ever sat back and considered that as a viable option? because you should. You should end your own life.

>>200722736
i've been doing 100 pushup in the morning and 300 in the evening for about 2 month and I do not have anywhere close to these arms.
that said, I'm not giving up either

>>200735370
felt like half a season honestly, none of the shit introduced in the end of season 2 or the beginning of this season was resolved, not a single plot point
i didnt mind the sugar episode but wasting half an episode on john cena 3 stooges shit the episode before was retarded

>>200739790
He's shockingly not Jewish on either his mother or his father's side. Pure goyim.

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>>200739790
>zionist

>>200747862
You might have to do some prison style push ups (aka half-reps). It sounds retarded but that's how they gain mass. Time under tension is what makes the muscle grow. Goes for other body weight exercises too.

>>200748037
Another one of these :""hurr durr he isn't jew" yeah he is, fuck off faggot.

>>200742656
It was already doing that last season with Richie and his completely unearned “redemption”

>>200706620
>tattoo of a snail
honestly based

>>200748037
He looks Macedonian

>>200742656
Yes. It's gotten pretentious and it's meandering like crazy. I still like the show and I'm invested in the characters but this Storer fag is so high on himself that it's affecting the quality.

>>200706620
snails and blood type are the only acceptable tattoos

>>200707431
he got that eastern european construction worker tan (suntanned arms, pasty white torso)

>>200742595
Women almost never like those actors from tv shows that men watch. 4chan retards still think that women find Gandolfini attractive. Absolutely retarded.

>>200748529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoDKicZKjXY&ab_channel=JessePawlak%28FastEnergy%29
this? looks weird, I don't really get it but I guess I'll try it

>>200706620
Tatfags can't go a day without seething in the replies

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What kind of a faggot does something like this?

>>200742595
His Calvin Klein ad had a lot of thirst comments on it

>>200749087
Yes. And diversify your routine to not only include push ups but all types of other callisthenic exercises.

>>200749174
Same thing with Adam driver's horse tranquilizer ads. Both of them are still objectively ugly.
>inb4 their faggot fanboys come to defend their honor

>>200749365
You're already giving yourself away as a fag if you think you can judge their fuckability better than a woman.

>>200706527
For Hulu standards it's pretty decent

>>200740386
Some are, some are makeup. They wanted Carmy to have tats.

>>200749407
I hope he sees this. Keep defending him online. For free.

>>200749629
I'm not the poster you originally replied to, just wondering why you won't admit you're gay.

>>200740655
they just cover them up with make up
it's really easy

>>200706527
None of the actors can cut an onion without looking like a mongoloid though. Close up shots of things being chopped (not by them) doesn't count.
Aren't there something like 100k waiters/cooks in California that try to be actors and live in their car? Just hire one of them

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>>200706394
>big scary muscles
He looks like a regular guy, what the fuck are you on about?
> my doodle tattoos and my long hair and how I shout at people for doing their jobs and I do drugs like weed (and acid) cause I'm cool asf and I also have sex with all the (wo)men I want
You just described most women aged 18-35, dysfunctional women love deeply feminine, self-destructive, careless behavior, look at the biological trash like (you) that single moms produce, they make more "men" who act like women.

>>200749717
nta. You're a fag. Who asked? Kill yourself

>>200749629
I'm the poster that you originally replied to. You won. I lost.

>>200749940
I don't pretend to understand what women are into because that would make me gay, like the guy I replied to.

>>200734803
I'm like this with 50% of the shit I claim I have film knowledge on.

>>200730383
I watched it yesterday. I'm getting really tired of the quick shots of different locations, they spent like 4 full minutes of the episode just showing house tops and Denmark flags.

>>200715687
>This trend of TV shows making their lead actors side characters as the show progresses is stupid.
I think Atlanta managed to pull it off pretty well. But then again that show is mostly black people nonsense.

What's the push-up equivalent for forearms?

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>>200750887
these devices work pretty well

>>200750887
chinups and pullups.

>>200751000
>>200751180
k i've been doing both of those actually. I'll keep at it.

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>>200751000
>women trying to look cute/hot in pic for product
>guys are tensing up and yelling
Lol, really shows the difference between sexes and their idea of how to exercise.

>>200744987
A fancy restaurant has a reputation to maintain, a McDonalds doesn't and the staff don't care if people leave thinking McDonalds sucks.

Chef's live or die on their reputation, which is why they're megalomaniacs. Line cooks at McDonalds are not.

>>200706620
lol this retarded loser actually fell for the 4chan tattoo memes

>>200751000
nice trips

>>200710438
I respect your honesty
That's the first step fren

>>200752209
Yeah, pretentious bullshit. Try taking your incorrect McDonalds order back in for correction. Those nogs on the assembly line are just as defensive, just as full of themselves.

>>200752968
I've worked at McDonalds, they absolutely are not.
>nogs
lol imagine living in a nigger neighbourhood.

>>200753205
>worked at McDonalds
I've got some bad news for you darkie

>>200739195
Is that from the supermega book

>>200731027
>>200731310
>HE DIDN'T USE THE EPIC GAMER WORD IM GOING INSANE
Fucking /tv/ autists

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>>200706394
This smells like the ramblings of an autistic loser that has never exhibited any male traits that women find attractive. I can envision you now: you were the disheveled kid who sat at the lunch table by himself, wearing cheap Walmart clothes while you mumbled and stuttered your way through every conversation with the opposite sex. Naturally, you're a pearl clutcher when it comes to illegal drug use because that required having friends

>>200752099
You're a moron. The girls ones are easy sizes. I'm surprised the product is allowed to be advertised like that

>>200754010
He's right though, there's no such thing in Europe, I've never been served by a black

>>200758135
Of course not. In Europe they're brown.

>>200758484
Not entirely yet. But they're trying, you're right.

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>>200706394
I'm not a tattoo guy, but it's plausible women find tattood guys attractive is because it signals an opennes and willingness for self-expression via the tattoos. I would be too afraidand self-conciouss to put personality on display on my skin

>>200706527
The cast is the best part imo. They feel genuinly authentic for the setting and the way they speak, I never feel like I'm watching a professional group of actors

>>200755016
looks like it is.
I might have to buy it if this is the stuff that's in it lol

>paying $175 USD for a slice of beef, 25 peas, and some mystery green sauce
no wonder Warren Buffet preferred McDonalds

>>200708833
>The really annoying girlfriend had been crushing on him since they were teenagers, then he split town before anything happened. When he came back like...5? 6? years later she threw herself at him and despite trying to self-sabotage himself, she managed to lock him down. Until he then did self-sabotage himself.
>Because Carmy isn't cool, he's a barely functioning man-child son of a bipolar crazy bitch who's brother that he idolised killed himself and who threw away a prestigious career to try and...just do it again in his brother's sandwich shop?
This is what ruined season 2 for me more than anything

>>200706394
Leave roid Gene Wilder alone.

>>200739795
LOL
Like you come into contact with people.

>>200759800
this physique is achievable natty

>>200760074
Yeah, but he's an actor so he's on roids anyway

>>200706394
They don't. Women are not sentient creatures. They're the birthing sex. They're not supposed to speak or do anything but tend to children and birth them.

>>200760074
Not for Gene Wilder...
Leave roid, necro Gene Wilder alone.

>>200759417
McDonalds hasn't been good in like a decade. KFC or bust.

>>200706394
>big scary muscles
>5'7" 160 lbs.

>>200706620
lmao, tattoofags are as frail as trannies, complete pushovers.

>>200760363
Once I saw a built manlet ragdoll a lanklet I learned that weight > anything when it comes to a fight. That being said, he was more buff than this guy.

>>200760434
Bodybuilder tier bodies aren't attractive. Ottermode is best.

>>200760480
Why are you talking about attractiveness when the subject is fighting? Are you gonna suck the other guy's cock?

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I have this body, exactly. But I am 176cm. Thoughts?

>>200760693
His chest is peeing hair into his bellybutton.

>>200760635
Whenever I ask guys if I can suck their dicks before a fight, they usually run away. So yes, it's combat viable.

>>200706394
as opposed to some proto-nazi virgin who spends 18 hours a day screaming into the void about how he is superior to everyone else because of some shit statistics he saw on /pol/ despite being the actual definition of a loser?

>>200760974
w-what if they take you up on the offer?

>>200761213
I'd just say I'm feeling ill and run away. That way there's an implication that I could've easily won but it simply wasn't my day.

>>200761082
>actual definition
please stop speaking like a fucking moron. this sentence and phrase makes no sense to a literate person.

cooking is for women why did it become "punk rock" to cook food

>>200761296
have sex
(you won't)

>>200761352
It's for women, but men are statistically the best cooks. This is something my mother told me when I was little and I didn't believe her until I looked it up myself.

>>200740635
>Every woman loves to fuck
Yeah.
But there is a CLEAR difference between chicks who are fun in bed and the vanilla chicks that are boring as fuck.

>>200742741
Most sane comment.
Women, like men like different things.
Some chick's will think he looks like a rat with shit tats and some will love him.

>>200734803
That is every retard on this shithole site. You don't watch shit but just deride things based on some weird cultural flexing contest. Anyone who takes cultural cues from websites is a fucking retard. Watch a show and make up your own mind.

>>200748601
The only enjoyable thing about life is that eventually you die too... sniveling and meaningless.

how do i into cooking lads? i dont want to be a professional chef, just want to impress people and cook delicious delicacies every now and again

>>200765564
>look up recipe
>follow it
>wallah, you're now a cook

>>200739795
This mexican brownoid keeps pretending to be a white /pol/chud.

>>200765068
>sigh, just get back to consuming goyim
>these other posters are PRETENDING to have fun

>>200707431

Is that Willy Wonka?

The episode where the expo station got flooded with tickets was fun. The xanax cooler, and the flashback dinner....thats about it.

You dont really need to waste your time watching this. It doesnt show enough of cooking for all you line monkeys, just filler bullshit about relationships.

>want to be chef
>get job in restaurant kitchen
>assigned to pantry station
>in charge of salads and desserts
>everything is made from scratch
>spend all day literally tossing salads
>work my way up
>2 years later become head chef of run down restaurant across town
>revive it
>end up being chef for almost a decade of there and a couple different places
>make good money
>end up getting burned out because mexicans and gays took over the industry
>quit and get office job

>>200765564
unironically jamie oliver's 30 minute meals
it's a perfect starting point for a beginner

>>200761901
Yea, the ones who are great in bed often have a laundry list of STD's, or eventually end up cheating on you and fucking some 9 inch dicked nigger.

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>>200726137
She just went to culinary school and seems to have a natural ability/passion for it. That's fine, and all, but the mary sue shit is too glaring when the actor is also there for seemingly no reason.

JAW may be typecast but he absolutely fucking excels at that kind of character. I don't know why they cast somebody so middling as his counterpart. Poor fucking guy is carrying their interactions so hard.

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>>200706394
female bear

>>200761352
Cooking being for women isn't actually bore out by historical cultural evidence. Women being the cook was something instilled into women by the Abrahamic faiths.

Men are way better at it than women and were responsible for cooking the meat in hunter gatherer societies.

>>200739646
Pls someone Photoshop a dick into his mouth

>>200765564
be yourself

>>200768729

The way female brains work when they cook
>no, less ham. Its too expensive hes got >high cholesterol. Cut off some of the >crust, dont put in cheese, no mayo, >mustards high in salt. Ill pit in more >microgreens and ill add a salad on the >side. Ill add raspberry jam for color.

And then what the woman ends up making is a nasty shit sandwich that makes your blood boil

12 hours at the contruction site to come home to this, as she sat all day watching tv, i messaging and gossiping.

Men are naturally better at cooking.

>it’s a /tv/ shits on a show because it’s popular and tries to act superior episode
Fuck don’t you faggots get tired of bitching like women about fucking everything? I hate this board, too bad I’ve been here for years and still can’t leave, fuck me

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>>200706620
This enrages the doodle nigger.

>>200715274
Bossman Jack looking mf

>>200748899
that's just a normal tan
i would argue that a tanned chest is a sign of savagery

>>200706394
I'm on the last episode of the new season and there's been, maybe, 3 full episodes of the kitchen stuff. I was really excited to see the new restaurant and more cooking stuff.
Instead I've gotten multiple montage episodes, multiple flashback episodes, am having a much harder time than previous seasons.
I'm so tired of the constant bickering too. I'm just about ready to hit the downslope of this show and start nitpicking it like crazy.

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>>200708394
>mfw

>>200765068
Do you realize how autistic people like >>200734156 sound to a normal person? You're hating on a show because of some dumb personal hang-up, not because you've seen the show and didn't like it. All filmmaking is pretentious at the end of the day.

>>200774765
Meant to respond to >>200766695

>>200774765
>All filmmaking is pretentious at the end of the day
Home movies aren't. You don't even have an artistic vision, you're just getting some footage of your life so you can watch it later and if something really interesting happens it's usually by coincidence.

>>200707431
Pathetic pecs. No lats.

>>200767132
NTA but now that i think of STDs, i can't help but think of how kind of genius/clever those viruses/bacteria/etc. were to exploit a niche which will literally persist until the end of our species, that niche being our reproduction
infinite viral/bacterial reproduction glitch basically

>>200707431
you don't need to be any bigger than this

>>200772496
yeah i know it's pretty regular but that type of tan can look pretty funnily when someone is especially white and especially burnt, in which case they often look like those vanilla-strawberry marshmallows

>>200706620
Can someone explain these tattoos of just 3 numbers usually the same number? I see this irl on chicks constantly like ive seen 30 women at least with this shit what is this

>>200707431
>5'4"" lanklets achieve a healthy social and sex life simply by existing and being themselves

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>>200779055
He's 5'7 IIRC but you're right that it's still too tall. 5'3 at the max or bust.

Season 3 was shit.

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>>200779125
>Forever immortalized as a lanklet just so your neurotic GF can make a point that 6'8"" NBA players are totally not on her mind