Cast it
>>200716775Idris Elba
>>200716775>...and featuring Lizzo as Ranni the Witch!
>>200716775Idris Elba is radahnHunter Schaffer is miquellaWarwick Davis is boch
>>200716775Tom Holland as Tarnished
He's never going to finish his books now that he knows everyone is going to hate his ending
God dammit Elden Ring sucks, why couldn't we get a Dark Souls movie insteadWith Nicholas Cage as Chosen Undead
>>200716775Radagon - Idris ElbaRanni - ZendayaRykard - Michael B JordanRadahn - Terry CrewsMalenia - Halle Berry
What gay pedo can play Miquella
>>200716775Sounds like a horrible idea. However, I'm not attached to many characters in the game nor the story, so I'm indifferent.The comedy manga is pretty good though.
>>200716874SOLD!
>>200717026>Warwick Davis standing on Warwick Davis' shoulders.
>>200720341Miquella is actually Griffith which I knew was gonna happen and is a evil shota
>>200717655Don't worry,it will never get made.
>>200716775Every character is a niggerRanni is gayMalenia is bisexualMelina is trans Every time the tarnished comes back to life it works like a Dr. Who regeneration so they can just flip through different races and genders constantly
Mc will be a faggot naked twink so timothy chalamet
My wife Ranni.
>>200720835>elden lord character is a gay woman>ranni marriage just gay shitWriting's all over the wall.
>>200720690Not really, completely different character arcs.
>>200720835dung eater is the only white male
>>200721159>dung eater is the only white male>has a somewhat orange hue when he removes his mask>talks like Trump and has MAGA views>played by Jesse Plemons, who gained weight again for the role
>>200721230He actually might make a good dung eater. He can play relaxed insanity well
>>200716775>GURM Garuanteed rubbish. Avoid.
>>200721354You're right, he's actually qualified for the role if it were adapted in the right hands. In reality they'd just cast Nick Offerman.
>>200720762But enough about Winds.
>>200721159Pretty sure most of the masked men in the game look ethnically 'white' underneath. It is hard to tell though. Most characters are fairly ambiguous in terms of ethnicity.And Jerren. And THE GREAT KENNETH HAIGHT.
>>200721159kino
>>200716775Will there be fat pink masts and myrish swamps getting fucked until cunts become the world and girls shit brown water onto the nipples of a breastplate and boiled leather jerkins?
>>200716775We still don’t know what Martin’s contributions were exactly lol
>>200716775>let me solo her fag is the protagonist
>>200721033Griffith and Miquella both are femboys who want to gaslight, groom and get fucked by the big burly brute, made their own kingdom, were in an egg, etcMiquella ended up winning
>>200721159Why would they make the only good guy white?
>>200716874
>Queen Marika the Eternal
>>200724957He is Miquella
