>Destroy a white country. Destroy two.
>Have a ladyboy>Have two
>Rape a kid. Rape two.
>Make a Anthony Bourdain thread. Make two. Don't tip your janny.
>>200717576Have some fucking sympathy.
>>200717576Leave him alone already.
>>200717807
>>200717576This guy was boundlessly happy…and then a woman did womanly things…
>>200717890He never recovered from abandoning his first wife who loved him for himself and not his fame and fortune, which he left her to pursue.
>>200717890YupYet another open relationship story
>>200717884>Anthony Bourdain>Hates God>Hates his country>Dies like a bitch>Guy Fieri>Loves God>Loves his country>Alive and thrivingYou love to see it
Bourdain peaked with Season 2 of Cook's Tour
>>200717576>Have a fuckboy>Have two.
>“Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road. Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
>>200719238This shit never fails to make me kek. Did Guy Fieri even actually say this? Not that I care, it’s a perfect dissection of Bourdain’s self-loathing character either way
>>200717576Let this man and his parasites rest in peace.
>>200717576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGsJvv0RlKMcan somebody tell me why rogan is so obsessed with bourdain?it's like he's more sad about his death than phil hartman's
>>200719494yeah it was at a roast
>>200717576Poop without wiping. Poop twice
>>200719238Guy is so fucking based
>>200719878Rogan's a fag. There. Solved it for you.
>get into a culinary position >decide to watch some shows about food and chefs>his name constantly pops up alongside Ramsey>watch a few episodes of his shows hoping to learn more about different foods and their histories>his shows basically amount to him getting drunk and rambling about anything but >comes across as a poor man's Hunter S. ThompsonAm I missing something here or is he just genuinely bad at making an entertaining and informative program?
>>200719238Based
>>200720207Do you genuinely believe that you or someone else could do better?The things that exist, exist for a reason. Always remember that and humble yourself.
>>200720207Nah. He's a smarmy dipshit.
>>200720207The only episode I saw he was supposed to be talking about the lobster I was eating and instead he kept talking about how he wanted to fuck a waitress on a beach. That was enough for me. The people who think he's good or intellectual are pseuds
>>200718583Fieri > Boudain
>>200717576>Women won't have my children because of Anthony Bourdain.
>>200717576>while I respect the troops and our front line police officers>no career is half as stressful as being a chef>you can't imagine the pressure and intensity of burning nonstop on a 12 hour shift>only taking breaks to smoke and do lines>you think defending freedom is hard?>try feeding a dozen hungry people with completely separate orders and no patiencewhy do so many chefs and food people in general have such massively inflated egos? I don't even know exactly when it started to happen but it seems like the "badass" chefs are a dime a dozen at this point
>>200720650Bourdain and Ramsy. It used to be a field for fuck ups and autists
>>200720752I think the majority are still fuck-ups, purely anecdotal evidence but when I watch any cooking competition show there is almost always at least one chef covered in tats who talks about how they were some gang banger on their way for the electric chair but then food saved their life.
>play the victim for a millennia. Do it for two
>>200720920kek
>>200717890>This guy was boundlessly happyThat's why he was running around the world eating shitty food made under awful sanitary conditions and had no friends? This is what happy and content people do?
>>200720207No that's really it. He just aped Hunter but with food.
>>200720873Funny enough they tend to be pretty good cooks. At least when it comes to working with what they got
>>200720487Shalom
>>200718583If you still love America in 2000+24 you are kidding yourself,
>>200720752>>200720650Head chiefs have ALWAYS been primadonnas.That’s why it was standard practice to keep them away from the customers.They will cuss out a customer, they don’t give a shit
>>200721749America and USA are not the same thing tbqhwyfam.
>>200719494He did in 2012 but the jews have wiped all the videos of it.
>>200722402That fucking sucks, I would’ve loved to see his delivery. Hopefully someday it resurfaces and isn’t actually (((lost media)))
>>200722402It's interesting how that TMZ article from 2012 has headlines that are from last week, anon
