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Nun edition

Previous >>200722996
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There's been a mistake. Alicent can eat shit.
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>>200724682
I made my peace with the Velaryons but this episode made sure to have a black extra on screen at all times. It's so distracting.
>black kingsguard
>black septas
>black maester
>black sailors
>black peasants
>black whores
>black knights
I even made my peace with the level of multicultural they had in S1 but this episode was ridiculous and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
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armors have been pretty good so far
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>>200724860
>AMEOND
Average blackcel literacy level
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>>200724868
agreed
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>>200724860
Its over. I was team green before this. Now im team black all the way since me and daemon have huge cocks
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ALL HAIL KING ULF TARGARYEN THE FIRST OF HIS NAME
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>>200724860
flaccid, probably a STRONG 6incher+ when he is ready to go. no bully
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>>200724860
God why did they make Aemond such a clown
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>>200724860
not to be mean but that's not an average cock
the sky is blue, the earth is round, and that's a small cock
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Check discord
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Didn't the episode's last scene just destroy all of the nuance of the Dance?
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>>200724825
MAINSTREAMS FIRST BONER
>MAINSTREAMS FIRST BONER
MAINSTREAMS FIRST BONER
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Imagine if Hotd writers did Season 8 of game of thrones

cersei: >noooo Jaime don't betray humanity I want to help daenerys

daenerys: >nooo jooon don't attack king's landing cersei is our friend

arya: >men are dumb, i'm a badass
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>>200724860
All white boys have small dicks
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>>200724860
Daemon used that schlong to DESTROY monke's tight pussy.
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>>200724860
you can just tell how Daemon carries himself he has a big cock. Aemond is compensating for small peepee
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>>200724918
Women usually have a minimum of 7 inch tunnel. 6 inchers wont cut it im afraid, they can never truly satisfy women
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>le young crazy king is so le crazy LOL

so tired of this trope
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>>200724825
Why did the writers forget to give these two main characters a personality, screentime, or even a shred of character development / characterization?
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>>200724914
What is the point of this character
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>>200724973
explain why
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>>200724895
this would trigger GRRM so bad
he hates nipples on breastplate
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>>200725007
MILKY TITTIES
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>>200724816
>austrios
>shaped exactly like australia
grrm...
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>chops you
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>>200725007
And why did they also forget to give one of the key players in the war a personality?
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Why isnt there /asoiaf/ threads on /tg/ ? anymore? I stopped visiting them for a while due to lost interest and now they are never there
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>>200725007
Left one is so fucking ugly i hope shes gone for good
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>>200725009
he's going to ride a dragon duh
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>>200725009
They explained it today
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Why is it always ""straight"" men that are the most obsessed with cock size
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>>200725007
I liked Baela today. Blacks gets time in the second half, greens in the first.
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>>200725009
Like Hugh, he is one of the smallfolk who will come to play a part in the civil war
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>>200725051
I fucking hate actors like this so much. Zoolander cologne commercial faggots like Kit Harrington or Emilia Clarke or Bran's actor.
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>>200725007
I forgot there were two of them
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>>200724860
>aegon still laughing
You think he still tells him that it’ll get bigger when he’s older.
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>>200725007
>>200725051
True. This dude only gives "looks" when the mother talks about using dragons
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99% of the discussion in these threads is about penis
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My cute wife. Good night helaenamaniacs.
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>>200725073
>/tv/
>Straight men
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>>200725073
Pickmes putting down other men, vying for the approval of women. Obviously
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>>200725073
Pretty sure its the trannies from the season 1 threads. "Teehee i love aemond. girl btw"
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>>200725051
And why did they change Sir Criston Cole from an ambitious, clever, and competent kingmaker and tactician into an incompetent and spiteful simp who can only fail while falling upwards? Why did they pointlessly add a romantic subplot between him and Alicent that does nothing for the plot, but make both characters look worse?
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>>200725007
>supposed to marry Jace and Luke
>no real romance scenes with them ever
I mean it should be a big deal with inheritances and shit and all that. But it’s like they shoved everything to the side.
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>>200725051
>personality
Reserved, proactive, generally kind, rational.
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anyone else miss Otto?
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>>200724860
i bet Luke's was bigger, before Vhagar digested it anyways
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>>200724825
Was showing a random blowjob really necessary? It was obviously a dildo and the woman might’ve been AI altered too so it seemed out of place and just there for shock value.
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>>200725117
Women here. Nah, we just like having a chad with respectable cock to satisfy us
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>>200725051
Because he'll die in a few episodes.
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>>200724860
That's a respectable size dick at flaccid. Nice firm balls as well. Better than most of you lot because you won't post yours to compare. No bravery.
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How was my king Aegon this episode?
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Ulf is kind of a fun character, I don't like that he has this zealous loyalty for Rhaenyra off the bat though. They could have shown that he was more personally disgusted by witnessing the ratcatcher genocide.
At least, he is x1000 more interesting to watch than Hugh, Alyn and Addam's introductions. Still hamfisted.

Also Gwayne is a great character which makes me think they'll kill him off next episode to clear up more screentime for our coloured cousins
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>>200725161
DON'T GET HIM INVOLVED IN THIS
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dafuq was larys doing in the brothel anyways
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>>200725185
I'm gay and I love flaccid dicks, honestly.
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>>200725185
Post yours first.
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>>200725192
Better than Aemond "nano dick" targaryen
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>>200725045
faster
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>>200725192
fucked aemonds whore and laughed at his small pecker
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>>200725117
>vying for the approval of women
gayest thing you can possibly do, and fags on /tv/ do it all the time.
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>>200725216
foot stuff probably
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>>200725161
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>>200725185
my fwb likes to play with my flaccid dick for some reason
says its fun or something
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>>200725051
>key player
Kek he's there just to die
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>>200725134
Incel knight. So weird
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>>200725216
That was not Larys
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>>200724825
rhaenyra is useless. she keeps telling the council to wait
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>Daeron mentioned again
Daeronsisters we can't stop winning.
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>preston stopped talking about the episode and no he's talking about politics
i guess i'll have to watch alt shift now
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>>200725216
Its just smells
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I'm anyone else is bothered by the fact this show pretty much ignores house arryn when is pretty much the 3rd strongest house of westeros and a key factor in rhaenyra's cause?
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>>200725192
Pretty mean, kink-shaming his little brother.
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>>200725247
If your BF is touching your cock and youre not instantly hard then youre a faggot im so sorry
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>>200725109
She doesn't give a shit about her son can't believe it.
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>>200725160
His absence in this episode was felt.

>t. Not a Hightower
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>>200725157
>Reserved, proactive, generally kind, rational.
The writers kind of forgot to show this :) Surely, we could've used some scenes of him talking with his mother, his brother, his sisters in law, his fiance, or even the northerns when he was in the north! Surely, the writers wouldn't just have him stand around and brood without a shred of personality! that would be bad writing and the writers would NEVER do that
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HARRENHALL BACK ON THE TABLE
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>>200724825
he was talking about the song of ICE AND FIRE?!!!!
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>>200725202
make me
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HOW WAS ALYS
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>>200725291
he comes...
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>>200725160
F
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>>200724853
there's been no mistake, they/them!
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>>200725288
JUST LISTEN MEN YOU STUPID BITCH AND YOU WILL WIN THE WAR
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>>200725051
>And why did they also forget to give one of the key players in the war a personality?
deja vu

Red Wedding was the SOLE reason Game of Thrones (tv series) was created and Robb was intentionally made as bland and forgettable a character as possible. Just dull.
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>>200725296
>house dyke
no im not bothered at all, they could cut that entire plotline from the story and i wouldn't mind.
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>>200725296
Nigga this show ingores everything thats not dragonhomos or petty soap opera drama. Its shit
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>>200725331
I SHUPPOSHE ITS TIME TO TAKE HARRENHAL AT LAST
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>>200725319
Not everyone gets to have 3 scenes of mourning her child anon.
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>>200725201
Ulf and Gwayne are some of the better characters this season so far.
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this season is dogshit
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Has any HBO series ever had an erect penis in a woman's mouth before?
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>>200724825
what the actual fuck was this felt like a comedy. what was that first line a fucking whedon joke???

wtf is going on with this show? and why are we still not seeing any emma d'arcy tits while theres a couple of cocks every fucking episode?
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if the leaks are true that aemond purposefully burns aegon, ill drop down this shit
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>/tv/ pretending to be black
>/tv/ pretending to be female
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>>200725348
Oh Luke. Why would he even die for the crown if his own mother would easily give it up?
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>>200725425
Where is the webm or pic?
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Season 2 is weaker than season for now....
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>>200725319
She's autistic and not good at showing her emotions, I thought the show made that very clear but apparently some people have very thick fucking skulls
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>>200725296
jeyne arryn is going to appear this season, pic related
she will probably be a bigger character as the seasons go
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>>200725425
that was so obviously a dildo, they didn't even bother to make it look fleshy.
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I want to fuck Ewan Mitchell so badly is not even funny.
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>>200725266
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>>200725459
we are lacking a Viserys this season
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I liked S1 way more. I miss the Legos. Aegon II destroyed those
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Gwayne x Cole soon
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so rhaenys is going to die next episode? does anyone would care? her character is pretty much what's wrong with female characters in hollywood

not sure who implanted the idea that a strong female character has to be stoic like captain marvel but clearly isn't working
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>>200725296
>I'm anyone else is bothered by the fact this show pretty much ignores house arryn when is pretty much the 3rd strongest house of westeros and a key factor in rhaenyra's cause?
NOOO YOU DON'T GET IT! They're ignoring House Arynn because the shoe is focused on the rich politics, like Queen Alicent riding Cole's cock, or Aegon visiting the brothel, Larys jacking off to Alicent's feet.
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>>200725232
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>>200725476
You would know what a real dildo looks like huh?
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>>200725456
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>>200725474
If most of the dragons die next ep then how are they going to have multiple more seasons?
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If Aemond purposefully burns Aegon I'm genuinely dipping on the series.

If they do that it's concrete evidence they are not following the books and are instead turning this into a generic good women and blacks Vs evil white men story
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>>200725358
My favorite warcrime twink
Bitterbridge deserved it
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>>200725288
Sweet fucking Christ is she terrible. The fact she thinks she’s fated to be a good queen and be intrusted with the Song of Fire and Ice is terrible considering how the showrunners depict her with indecisiveness.
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>>200725401
She can at least look sad in this scene.
>>200725461
She insults autistics. She just has no emotions or is this the actress broadcasting it this way
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>>200725496
He was indeed too kino
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>>200725476
They made it look fake on purpose. Actual porn is probably a no go
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>>200725528
It's written by Mushroom
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HE BEARS THE CONQUERER'S NAME
HE WEARS THE CONQUERER'S CROWN
HE WIELDS THE CONQUERER'S SWORD
HE WEARS THE CONQUERER'S ARMOR
HE SLEEPS IN THE CONQUERER'S BED
HE SHITS IN THE CONQUERER'S TOILET
HE FUCKS THE CONQUERER'S FLESHLIGHT
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>>200725486
Obviously not him
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>>200725540
Good morning sir.
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>>200725371
Show's Robb wasn't much different from books' Robb.
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>>200725528
>blacks Vs evil white men
I mean wheres the lie? White men enslaved black people
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>>200725007
whose black kids are these!? are they the sea snakes black kids or the lily white Damon's black kids? are they some other group of black kids that belong to the snakes brother? the black kids of his gay son? I'm so tired of never knowing what black kids i'm looking at!
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>>200725522
Only Meleys dies next episode, Sunfyre is badly injured but eventually recovers
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>>200725371
At least Robb was charismatic and had screentime.
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>>200724862
Cry about it, cracker.
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>>200725583
Black people also enslaved black people
So they are evil
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>>200725516
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>>200725474
No, that's her cousin Jowls Arryn
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>>200725521
This isn't the blowjob scene.
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>>200725612
No they didnt. Plus whites enslaved millions of blacks
t. Historian
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>>200725612
Black people enslaved this bussy for an entire weekend.
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>>200725649
retard
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What if we took the charismatic warrior-king who assumed the throne to protect his family into a petulant and incompetent manchild and coward ?
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>>200725496
>>200725497
We miss /ourking/
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the real question is
why did Criston randomly change his hairstyle
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>>200725540
You must be autistic too
She clearly expresses guilt for feeling bad about it, but you must have missed it completely because you are detatched from reality
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>>200725134
he was always spiteful
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why did cole cut his hair? he looks worse now
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>>200725056
Seriously, I remember them in January this year even, were they banned there because they mostly talked about lore instead of the actual board game?
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>>200725663
Is he a fantasychad, a 40kchud, or a AOSissy
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>>200725292
welcome home
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>No sunfyre
AAAAAAAAA
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WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS EPISODE OMG MARTINS LIQUID SHIT ON A PAPER WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE
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>>200725663
S1 had better memes and everything.
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I genuinely wish they had just added lots of random black characters instead of making the Valeyrions black

It genuinely fucked up the entire storyline as it doesn't make sense for them to be black
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cole freezing up in the council is some bullshit
wasn't he playing war games with aemond not too long ago
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>>200725461
It’s not clear because when she’s shown all she does is complain about the smallfolk. If they wanted her to seem autistic they should have shown her more before her baby gets decapitated.
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>>200725521
why is television so sexualized? lois was right
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>>200725583
Whitey engaged in the institution of slavery for the shortest time of all peoples, and whitey ended the institution of slavery when they found they weren't really comfortable with it
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Guys..guys..let's talk about cock? Moar cock talk? Omg look at it, is it flaccid or oblong? Omg!! So cocky cock cock!?!?
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Harenhal can save this show
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>>200725555
nu-hbo wouldn't have the balls.
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>>200725661
>warrior-king
what?
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where nettles?
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Dick but no tittys
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>>200725031
But he didn't post Alys Rivers.
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>>200725672
>he was always spiteful
But he was competent and the driving force behind the war in the books. For fucksakes, he's the one who convinced Aegon to become king, arguing that if Rhaenrya took the throne, Aegon and his family would be in danger due to their stronger claim
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>>200725732
Good moening saar
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>>200724825
Why tf is the werewolf girl from GLOW in this fucking series. The only fucking American in GoT was that midget Tyrion. Fucking HBO
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>>200725740
She will become Aemond's mommy gf, right?
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>Nettles won't be on the show because the female watchers will hate daemon's cheating on rhaenyra

lmao
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>>200724948
>>200724984
I go from like 1-2 inches soft to at least 6.5 when full mast
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>>200725689
tyrek is a horse
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>>200725740
>alys will have to settle for aemond's 2 inch cock after being pleasured by daemon's 9 incher
poor girl...
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>>200725661
>charismatic warrior-king
was that what you got from the book anon? kek
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>>200725753
Greens don't read books again, don't pay attention
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If they include the brothel queens storyline I genuinely think I will cum harder than I have ever cum before to a single piece of media
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>Corlys defended Jace and Luke to wife saying history remembers names not blood
>Luke tells Corlys he doesn’t want to inherit Driftmark because it would mean Corlys would be dead
>Laenor apparently taught Luke how to fish. It could be he took him out on ships but could also mean he took him to piers
>Corlys shits on Rhaena for having no experience with ships
Lads, Corlys loved the bastard boy more than his own flesh and blood Rhaena. How fucking based is that?
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>>200725661
He's not a coward, he rethinks going out on the field only because Larys tells him his mother and brother plan to take over
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>>200725045
>measure once, twice, thrice...
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>>200725794
6.5 is small in the USA. No women will take you seriously
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>>200725776
yeah they definitely took away his kingmaking stuff
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Why don't dragon riders wear goggles and face protection?
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>>200725216
>what was the fetishist spymaster doing in the sex-and-secrets place?
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>>200725020
Mood: horny
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>>200725815
>>Luke tells Corlys he doesn’t want to inherit Driftmark because it would mean Corlys would be dead

Honestly his kinda hurt me. I also remember being young and not wanting my grandpa to die..
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>>200725740
Alys is going to dominate aemond isn't she
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>>200725848
Because goggles look stupid and gay as fuck
Next question
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>>200725838
kinda weird and gay coming from a dude, anon
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>>200725848
they need to see anon
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>>200725809
There is literally zero chance, show!Rhaenyra wouldn’t do it and HBO would have the biggest fucking outcry over two main characters being forcibly impregnated
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>>200725007
I thought Targaryens were white? What are these niggers with dreadlocks? What is this show?
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>>200725884
No im a woman
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>>200725791
you would think they would find that relatable
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>>200725815
>Corlys loved the bastard boy
Who wouldn't?
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>Aegon buying drinks for everyone
>Helaena worried about the smallfolk
>No one talks about the ratcatchers
Otto btfo
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>>200725486
faceblindness is a symptom of autism anon
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>>200725905
and I'm the king of france
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>>200725901
Found the tourist, desperate to fit in.
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Condal is in panic mode. Crew members describe him as Hitler in his bunker in his final days. HBO analysts and critics trash the episodes.

There is talk that it is likely that, before the season ends airing, Hess will publish an article backed by many crew members recounting the toxic environment and directly accusing Condal.

Things are not going well.
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>>200725924
THE RATCATCHERS
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>>200725885
Have you tried seeing anything with fast wind rushing into your eyes?
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>>200725931
No wonder you sound like a huge vagina
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Cock talkkkk let's only talk about cock's size and color and shape sooo fascinating!!!??? Cocks rocks my world!?!?
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>>200725965
ok my dude
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>>200725669
Between episodes? Probably he thought he needed to get a haircut for Hand of the King.
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>He's the Basedest of villains
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>>200725961
THE CRACKHEADS
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>>200725931
Y-your Grace.
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>>200725961
AEGON! ZE RATCATCHERS! HOW DARE YOU!
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>>200725815
Its another classical Pajeeta fantasy not the book
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>>200725717
they should race swap everyone for a single episode. it would leave me exactly as confused as to whose black kids those are!
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I wish the critical drinker dunk on this show
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>>200725980
ironically, cock does rule the world in a sense
freud was right
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>>200725753
>>200725807
>>200725806
True or False: Aegon fought in the battle of Rook's Rest?
True or False: He only stopped fighting because he was horrifically burned and bedridden for most of the war?
True or False: He fought Baela Targaryen during the battle of Dragonstone
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>>200725632
Give him a diamond pickaxe from minecraft
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>>200726027
DELETE
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Why do the writers hate aegon so much
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Why can't woke writers even know how to actually include black characters properly?

Having neetles as the only black character would have been a massive fan favourite and hit much harder than lots of random black Veleyrons
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>>200725477
This but unironically.
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>>200725740
>>200725789
>>200725800
>>200725870
Is she supposed to be Alys?
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>>200725725
Mexico actually outlawed it before the American whites.
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Why are they ruining Aemond
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Many doubted the return of the queen. We all lay witness
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>>200726027
haha it would be so funny if Aemond tripped and put his cock in Aegon's mouth haha...
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>>200726055
Accurate to the book
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>>200726073
she's ugly
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>>200726072
greens bad
blacks good
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>>200726073
still cute
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>>200725477
For me it's Tom. Not only because he has a farm.
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ewan mitchell is smart for not being on social media.
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>>200724825
i liked this scene but the way it happened ruins it
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>>200725109
>were you expecting me to go insane with grief?
>yes, yes, the horrific murder of my beloved son was a tragedy but...have you considered the suffering of the smallfolk?

What the fuck is this writing?
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>>200726027
Is this the best excuse the showrunners came for a feud between brothers ?
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>>200726026
>I need a youtuber to agree with me or I feel like I'm wrong
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>>200725934
Don't worry. I've seen enough and don't want to have anything to do with this show or anyone who likes it.
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house of cocks
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>>200726027
Me on the left
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stop naming kids aegon. it's like france and louis
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>>200726073
Now that's a queen I'd be loyal to.
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>>200726110
anon there is nothing more suspicious than other men calling your dick small and claiming their dicks are huge
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Harenhal is a piece of shit. Why would anyone want to live in that haunted piece of shit?
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>>200726073
>Monke helping my wifes dead son look neat
Cute monke
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>>200726026
>e-celeb cocksucker
what the fuck
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>>200726073
that’s my supergirl
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>>200726110
Does /tv/ count as social media though?.
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Aemond bros.... Its not too late for our boy to do Jelqing right? He can still make it a 5 incher right?
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>>200726034
>True or False: Aegon fought in the battle of Rook's Rest?
True. 2 vs 1
>He only stopped fighting because he was horrifically burned and bedridden for most of the war?
Your fantasies. He would probably keep his ass safe because...
>True or False: He fought Baela Targaryen during the battle of Dragonstone
Actually it's literally "waited for the castle to be captured so he could land his ass safely, but Baela attacked him with her pony dragon"
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>>200726143
Honorable lords, glorious knights and other good people!

Following the results of the Great Council, we pass a verdict - for any man to lick a woman's gate, both front and back, is an unnatural, vicious abomination, condemned by the old gods and the new. With this decision, we once again confirm the old ban on such obscenity.

The culprit of it, formerly known as Ser Criston Cole, a knight of the king's guard, is subject to condemnation and punishment. He is shamefully expelled from the guard, deprived of his knighthood, the honorary nickname "Colyan" and named Cunnymaker. From now on and in the future, no one should call him anything else or shake his hand when meeting him.

Chairman of the Great Council Prince Consort Ser Daemon Targaryen, also known as the Black Baseman, hero of the Storming of the Throat
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>>200726152
Because it’s off the table dipshit.
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>>200725838
a woman told me I had a small dick once. measure in at exactly 6.5 inches in length and 5.25 inches in girth. that was over 10 years ago and it still hurts to this day. feels bad man :(
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>>200726204
I thought it was back on the table?
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>>200726073
The realms delight
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>>200726072
he was always supposed to be dollar store Daemon
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>>200726027
OMG COCKCKCK!!? LOKK AT HIM GOOOOOO!!!!! JUST LOOK AT ITTTTTT MORECOCK MORECOCK MORECOCK!!
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WHY ARE THERE DICKS EVERYWHERE AND NOT HER TITS?????
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>>200725744
watch them include it and the retarded woke mob applaud it
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>>200726213
You can still jelq it to make it 7.5 which is the bare minimum nowadays
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Who was the ominous seer girl telling daemon he will die at harrenhall?
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>>200725905
ywnbaw
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>>200726182
Warfare isn't fear. You don't win wars by being honorable. Aegeon was a warrior king because he was a king who participated in multiple battles.
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>>200726116
They are aware of how bad this season is that's why they are funding large shilling campaigns.
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>>200726239
>haha Alicent deserves it!!!
>aw sucks for Helaeba but she should’ve bent the knee to Rhaenyra!!!
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>>200726246
Alys
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>>200724862
Imagine telling you friend actors that you are the token black guy. Kek
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>>200726261
>honour died on the beach!
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When will he appear?
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>>200725905
It you have to say so you probably aren’t. Only trannies declare they’re female. Real roasties we can tell they are bitter cunts and type like stupid bitches and we tell them to show tits or GTFO. Real women aren’t obsessed with cock sizes. Only faggots are. Fuck off tranny.
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Why did Aegon say that Aemond barks like a dog when fucks?
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What is this fucking snoozefest of a show guys?

I don't care about any of the characters except Daemon, Aemond, Otto and old queen who is actually wise, and 3 episodes have gone by with essentially nothing really happening and a bunch of filler that makes 0 sense in driving the story forward
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>>200726180
>Jelqing
it doesn't work
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>>200726261
>fear
*fair
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>>200726238
I hope she gets pregnant again.
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>>200726289
>and old queen who is actually wise
huh
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>>200724862
Just ring your bell chud
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>>200725965
Says the tranny.
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>>200726238

MORE BESSIEEEE
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did Ulf lie about his parentage?
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>>200726278
Not till s3 after the total lannister death
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>>200725051
Why is a Velaryon decked out in Targaryen-themed clothes?
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>>200726287
aemond probably moans when he fucks and is embarrassed by it
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>>200726289
>old queen who is actually wise,
literally who? surely you don't mean Corly's wife, she's cringe as fuck
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she cute
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I don't think there's anything wrong with kinkshaming your brother
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>>200726308
Whoever the one is who advises Rhaneyra and is married to Corlys
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>>200726289
Next episode will be really good though.
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Did Aegon really make his drinking buddies his new Kingsguard? Who signed off on that shit?
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The hobby lobby yarn they used for the black wigs is just comical.
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>>200726283
I hear that faggots care even less about cock size
ironically the only people who do are supposedly straight men
sus
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Why does Aegon keep bullying Aemond
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>>200725669
He talks about this in an interview
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>>200726245
might as well just hang weights off of it for days on end.
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>>200726355
what was emma d'arcy's thoughts when she saw her self cosplaying a nun?
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>>200726336
he's definitely a dragonseed in the books
who knows if the thing about baelon is a lie a or canon in the show
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>>200726382
Kek
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>>200726365
She is neither wise, nor a queen.
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>>200726368
Next episode is the one where Aegon and his dragon get fucked?
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>>200726375
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>>200726382
what a retard
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>>200726261
He was in one ambush 2 vs 1. Dragonstone the same as Rhaenyra was in battle capture KL. Baela attacked him doesn't speak about his bravery or leadership qualities, so "warrior king" isn't right for him.
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>>200726307
Same, bro. First season had so many bumps.
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>>200726382
Lol what a clown. No wonder Olivia fucked him.
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>>200726412
Yes.
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What do you think it feels like when Daemon puts his giant cock into your ass?
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(british accent) The Shlong of Ice and Fiah
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>>200726359
i only had sex with one hooker and never tried the others
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>>200724825
I really want Monke to come back full time. Rhaenyra could be deaged through magic or something, I don't care.
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>>200726287
It’s a reference to earlier in the season when he said aemond is a loyal dog to sick on his enemies. He’s just throwing it in his face here like you would bark at your on dog to mess with him
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>>200726412
Lets play a game. Think of ways the woke writers will ruin the battle.

Oh, we already know one:

Daemon will be the one who will burn Aegon and his dragon
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>>200726389
no clue. idk how she sees her self look beautiful as a feminine woman on this show but then chooses to be a they/them irl. what a waste.
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>>200726368
we're 3 episodes in, I hope something finally fucking happens
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>>200726450
they are both ugly as sin
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>>200726463
This is nasty
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>>200726474
post face
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>>200726474
this
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>>200726382
he's so handsome
no homo
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nettles next episode!
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>>200726474
monke could act better and was more sexable because she was younger
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>>200726382
Why is Matt Smith wiping his Neanderthal brow?
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Based outlook from Preston!
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>>200726365
>Whoever the one is who advises Rhaneyra and is married to Corlys
She's retarded tho
https://youtu.be/JT6UCENSC6E?si=Mj3DB1fdo4DZ3T8h
Did you forget her murdering hundreds of civilians for no reason?
Or her praising Rhaneyra when she should believe that the woman murdered her son?
Or her naively sowing for peace after two princes have been killed and multiple skirmishes and battles have already broken out across the country?
What part about her is wise, anon?
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>>200726382
I can't blow bubbles while chewing gum
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>>200726509
they got a lot of aesthetic actors and actresses for this show.
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>>200726471
Next episode is gonna be it! The faggot king is finally gonna find out
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>>200726515
Older can act she just hasn’t been given the opportunity to this season. Her scene with alicent this episode was very well acted on both parts
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>>200726463
I knew he was drunk but shouldn't Aegon be a bit more scared of Aemond? He's letting many people talk back and doesn't seem too confident to me. His brother is one of the strongest in the whole realm, has by far the strongest dragon and murdered in cold blood their cousin. I would think twice before humiliating him in public like that.
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>>200726538
you know what, fair, I think it's just that she can act better and has a personality to some degree, you're right.
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>>200726573
This show will become good any episode now!
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So based on the pace and the presumed ending of the season. How many good episodes are we in for?
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he cute
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>>200726559
wtf dude, it's easy. Have you tried recently? There's a technique.
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>>200726597
something finally happens next episode!
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>>200726616
-2 at this rate
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BROS HOW WILL THE BURLINGTON BAR CROWD REACT TO THE AEMOND SCENE?
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>>200726624
It definitely won't be a letdown this time
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>>200726616
0, but the next and finale might be okay.
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>Baelon wouldn't fuck Viserra but would fuck a rando peasant
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>>200725226
I'm not the one talking shit about Aemondvand making boasts.
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>>200726068
Not supposed to, that is Alys.
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Also, where the fuck is Vermithor? I thought that was a key part of how Vagar will be taken down presumably?
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>>200726592
I think the show has done a good job with both of them, still I'd love to see the book aegon and book aemond being more present

>aegon being a fat drunk piece of shit, like an evil robert baratheon
>aemond being a creepy psycho evil dude
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>>200726635
A fat woman with problem glasses will mock his flaccid cock, leading half of the crowd to join in while the other half looks mildly uncomfortable.
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>>200726668
No and he was never close to vhagar.
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>>200726392
baelon would never cheat
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>>200726592
I agree, I think they should be getting along. The showrunners are doing this to build some tension between characters and make aemond seem more sympathetic to the viewer so we can actually care about a character
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>>200726667
She doesn't look crazy (or lowborn) enough. But, I assume her full psycho arc will be next season.
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>>200726658
I wasn't either I just wanted to see your cock.
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>>200726668
Sowing of the seeds is episode 7 based on leaks so i dont expect too many sightings of Vermithor or Silverwing until then. Also Vhagar is taken down by [spoilers]Daemon and Caraxes[/spoiler]
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young alicent was hot. bring her back
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oh shit the elder Strong played Beria in Death of Stalin
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>>200726752
I HAVE DOCUMENTS ON ALL OF YOU
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indian nepotism the show /thread
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>>200726646
Usually 4th episode is the charm!
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>>200726791
>>200726791
>>200726791
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>>200726592
Aegon is the older brother. Aemond can kill thousands of men but Aegon will always be the older brother. Aemond will always be Aegon’s bitch. That goes for all you younger brothers as well.
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Last post before going to sleep: As a woman, I thought this show was going to be the best female representation in the game of thrones universe, but so far the writers have screwed so much I lost all faith

basically speaking, this show was written for liberal suburbian white women. I rather stick with sansa and arya now, wow
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>>200726671
If that's how they are supposed to be they are doing a terrible job. Aegon most the part is just acting like a frat boy. He's chill as fuck with his buddies and feel justified in the rare moments he lose it. Aemond is just a vulnerable tortured guy as of right now. Din't even mean killing Luke.
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>>200726671
Yeah evil Aemond and his big titty witch queen is better than the le sympathetic sad man shit they're going for
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>>200726863
>but so far the writers have screwed so much I lost all faith

name the 3 biggest screw ups
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>>200726893
dont reply to the tranny
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>>200726863
> As a woman
Don’t use those words anon. It just makes trouble for everyone.
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>>200725009
He and Hugh are dragonseeds. They play a big part in the dance.
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>>200726571
>they got a lot of aesthetic actors and actresses
ehhhhhh
Young Alicent was hot, I think that is about it.
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>>200725572
10/10 post
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>>200724825
>NOT A SINGLE BASED OTTO SCENE
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This show is legit awful.
>Every character mumbles their lines so you have to use subtitles
>Characters are just scheming out in the open
>Random black characters with posh theatre school accents
>How do you not cringe at the black girl on the dragon
>She doesnt burn down the forest
>That entire ending made no sense absolute dogshit
I garentee noone is watching this show since HBO are too pussy to show the numbers.
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>>200725007
Seriously they take out every scene.
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>>200726289
Were you expecting dragon fights and battles in your fantasy setting. Sorry all we have is boring politics and man cock.
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>>200726538
What a dumb fucking scene did sara hess write this.
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>>200725521
Humiliation ritual.
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Any link to this where to watch.
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>>200725924
Typical boomer tantrum over nothing
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>>200725583
And who was selling those black people?(Black people).
And there is no legal slavery of black people is going on in western countries right now,but it is still going on in Africa.



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