>owns a successful business>plenty of friends>highly knowledgeable>spends all day enjoying his hobby>BUT HE WASTED HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T PUT HIS DICK IN A WET HOLE, OK???Why did the writers do him dirty like this? What's wrong with this guy's life?
>Live, laugh, love! You can live however you want!>Nooooo not like that
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>>200736402>BUT HE WASTED HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T PUT HIS DICK IN A WET HOLE, OK???Having a successful family is unironically the only thing that matters since all your other accomplishments will be forgotten immediately after you die. Unless you're that 1% of the population that does something meaningful enough it winds up in the pages of human history, but being a fat retard running one of the thousands of shitty card shops is hardly that.
>>200736402Yup, this was considered a loser in the 90s. Even the weirdo dorks were well-off and had plenty of friends. A modern-day incel would've been unthinkable back then. Goes to show how far we've fallen.
>>200736734>all your other accomplishments will be forgotten immediately after you dieAnd you being a creator of any family will be forgotten or simply not given a single fuck about within one generation, maybe two. Who cares that you will stay a relevant a bit longer?
>>200736402Didn’t he bang both Krabappel and Skinner’s mom?
>>200736734Your family will die too retard
>>200737135My family has lived for 3.5 billion yearsYour line ends here
>>200737016>A modern-day incel would've been unthinkable back then.Do you think all the 40-50 year old virgins on here just suddenly spawned in the 2000s when the internet went mainstream?
>>200737028Just casually ignore that it would take a couple generations for people that wouldn't even exist if not for the father to forget him. Them being alive is the memory of him.
>>200737214Nobody over 40 actually comes here.
>>200737285zoomer-kun....
>>200737118Comic Book Guy is literally married now
>>200737285Y-yeah...
>>200736402They turned him into a normie with an Asian wife who fucks him 24/7.
>>200736734I hate these retarded NPC takes>hurr the meaning of life is le reproducing!!
>>200736402Baskin fund band Roberts trust
>>200737201Your children will be killed by a crackhead nigger or die in a car crash, maybe your son will troon out (a non-zero chance). Now what.
>>200736402Now that Marvel and shit are "cool" after they got bought by billion dollar companies they redeemed comic book guy
>>200736734lol "your legacy" will be forgotten and rotting away in 80 years tops.
>>200741418Cells.
knowing comic book stuff sucks. you want to tell people all about how great they are, but then you have to tell them it's from a rag when they ask, "what's that from?"i know the mark twain quote, but usually doesn't apply to a man who prizes his dignity.*continues engaging in capecrap*
>>200736402He fund his band with the Baskin Roberts trust, canonically speaking.
