Times you acted like Cruella
>>200739740I adopted a bunch of pit bulls and skinned them alive.
>>200739863Can't tell if this poster is black or oriental...
>dreamt my bf cheating on me>pick a fight with him in the next morning and say awful things to him>cheat on him with his best friendI'M NOT THAT INNOCENT
>saw my bf having fun without me>forced him to skip his friend's big get together as revenge >acted like a cunt the whole timeCRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE I WATCHED IT I LET IT BURN
>>200739740I love Emma Stone. Haven't seen and won't see this movie though, because I don't care about contemporary Disney products.
>>200739740>Be Cruella>Be infinitely rich>Have daddy issues>Be bored with your life>Find a Greek guy in Chaturbate masturbating>Decide to meet him because you liked his cock>Turns out this guy is a movie director>Make a deal with him to star in his softcore porn movie as a retarded woman protagonist>Manage to piss off your daddy AND win an Oscar for showing your tits and your bush on the silver screenPo-po-po-pokerface, po-po-pokerface ma-ma-ma
>>200739740Just turned my bush into a 3hour epic movie this morning.
>>200739740i ate my neighbor's chihuahua
took a shid at work and didnt flush haha
>>200742126Is this what really happened? because I believe it now
>>200739740>Bf says he's going to get a snack from the store.>Asks if I want anything>Tell him no.>He comes back with ranch Doritos when he knows I like nacho cheese Doritos.>Pour bleach into his bottle of bodywash. And crushed birth control pills in his coffee creamerBEHIND THESE HAZEL EYES
>>200739740>bf asks what restaurant we should eat at for lunch>pick one I know needs reservations >"can't, gotta have a rez">I'm not hungry then.>go on hunger strike for 14 days and when they take me to the hospital accuse bf of starving meI CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!
>Be trust fund baby of millionnaire Goldman Sachs VP>Full ride trip to prestigious art college on daddy's dime>Like to toke the reefer>Daddy says he's going to stop sending me money if I don't stop spending it all on weed>Contact the most violent, degrading porn studio on the internet>Get my face fucked so violently I puke, lick the assholes of men older than my father, and let them throw me around like a fucktoy as they abuse all of my holes on camera>Daddy ends up spending 100x as much as he was giving me trying to scrub the footage from the internetWHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGERSTAND A LITTLE TALLER
>>200739885It's called being white and believing in eugenics, snowflake
>>200739740>bf spends the night at my place>left toilet seat up after his morning piss>go to nursing home where his parents live while he's at work and OD them with insulin HOW COME EVERY TIME YOU COME AROUND MY LONDON, LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN
>>200739885Black people don't skin pit bulls alive, they abuse them and turn let them roam around neighborhoods
>>200739740>make husband feel bad about working out instead of spending time with me and the kids.>openly ogle in shape men on TV and movies.I JUST A GIRL
>spread ass on the internet for views and money>brother begs me to stop because it's humiliating him so badly>refuse>brother commits suicide and I use the internet sympathy to get even more money and attentionOHH GIRLS. JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UNNN
>enjoying my jay oh bee free life>playing otome game>pick wrong dialog option locking me out of the romance path>fly to Japan on my dad's credit card>find game studio, lock the doors and burn it down IM A WOMANNN
>go on /tv/>See chudcels in a cruella thread not even being funny>Laugh knowing they'll never have sex
>>200745643ahaha sheesh why don't you fix that shawty frfr
>>200745437Lol last time i heard of her she was in a youtube video, she changed her name and her poor dad died. She was the epitome of that pipe meme
>>200745643I don't get it, could you rephrase it in an anti-male (preferably dad, boyfriend, or husband) sentiment followed by a female empowerment song?
