Round One: Hand to Hand fightRound Two: Both with their guns
>>200745470Tony would demolish the manlet in hand to hand combat.I'd back the police training in a gun fight though.
>>200745470Round One: TonyRound Two: Hank>>200745491>I'd back the police training in a gun fight though.Lol.
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>>200745470Tony beats the shit out of that roided up pretty boy assistant that’s 20 years younger on a whim while still severely injured, he’d demolish old Hank
>>200745524It's better than Tony's experience of shooting unarmed people up close.
>>200745470Considering both only get by through poorly written rule of cool plot armor I'd say it's a draw.
>>200745470>Round 1Tony beats the living fuck out of him, pre gutshot/post gut shot. Tony post gut shot was beating the fuck out roided out 20 year olds while hank was shitting himself and buying minerals. >Round 2Tony clips him at distance with his AR while hank doesn't even unholster his sidearm
>>200745491>>200745590He's struggled against guys smaller than Hank like Ralph,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTTkaao97IM
>>200745799Ralph is extremely crafty with Joker tier viciousness/fighting style, he punches far above his weight
>>200745799Ralph wasn’t a pathetic weakling loser who posts “sex gifs” on his twitter like a fucking retard.
>>200745621Most cops are embarrassingly terrible shots, friend. Hank was DEA though. I'd imagine being in a three letter agency gets you a little bit more experience.
>>200745799Tony definitely did not walk in planning on killing or fighting Ralph but he was overwhelmed.by his actions and occurred after a moment of mockery
>>200745799Ralphie had watched Gladiator 100 times by that point, he was a dangerous opponent.
>>200745675>Both survive attacks by dangerous hitmen through sheer plot armor>Both get easily taken out when the plot no longer needs them (confirmed by Chase)It's too strong a buff and shouldn't be considered.
>>200745868>>200745799I knew a guy in school who fought like that. He was Filipino and smelled really bad. People used to make fun of him but no one messed with him because he'd fight like a rabid chimp, punching, biting and kicking without any warning. It was wild to see in real life
>>200745470Tony is a bitch.He only really fought his own men just to assert dominance, and those guys weren't allowed to fight back.He only killed with his own hands Ralphie who was a midget, and that teacher looking guy on that trip with Meadow. The rest, he killed using his gun, and most of the time he was not alone, or it was by surprise, or the the guy was strapped to a chair.So yeah, any middle aged cop can fuck him up.
>>200745590that guy definitely let him win. what's he going to do, beat the shit out of the mob boss while he's surrounded by all his goons?
Gandolfini has 5 inches on Norris he would win hand to hand. Hank is a trained LE and demonstrated his shooting prowess on BB so he would win gun round
Jesse vs. ChristophaRound two is them maxed out on meth and heroin
/tv/ sucks off Tone way waaaay too muchi'd bet on Hank for both rounds
>>200746300Christopher can summon Cosette to bite his opponent's balls
>>200746300Jesse is utterly pathetic and loses every time regardless of how much junk they're both on.
>>200746300There's a high chance that Jesse would lose even to Meadow
>>200746508Jesse vs AJ.Is it possible for both contestants to lose?
>>200746300Chris had balls, Jesse is fragile
>>200746441Have you seen guys doped up on heroin? They're basically just living corpses. So Jesse wins round two
>>200745945>I'd imagine being in a three letter agency gets you a little bit more experienceShooting dogs on the run can be difficult, they obviously get more training than your average law enforcement
>>200746567>>200746644While Jesse is physically a wimp, he's way smarter than both of them and as resilient as hell. And not related to combat he's pretty charismatic, likeable and has had more genuine relationships than Chris and AJ combined
>>200746958His biggest hindrance would be his morality; every kill personally affects him and he's not capable of being ruthless like Chris
>>200745886kek anon hank and the actor who plays him aren't the same person
Paulie vs. Skylar
>>200745470Tony would brutalize Hank in hand to hand no question. Gun has to go to Hank. Dude head shot a perp while under the pressure of certain death with a pistol when the perp had him under siege with a semi auto.
>>200746691Chris still managed to get a kill when he was doped up.Fuck you Cosette counts.
>>200746300Chris would beat the shit out of him
>>200745590The guy knew if he fought back Tony could deep six him and his entire bloodline. He was the fucking Don at the time. Prior to injury Tony probably could beat the dude or at least go toe to toe, but the whole point of that interaction was to show he had to prove himself to the guys because everyone knew he was weaker than he used to be. Especially himself.
>>200747476Yeah you’re also stupid because the guy still tried to box Tony and got pieced up he wasn’t letting him win.
Let's get to the real shit:>Walt Jr. vs AJWalt Jr gets to keep his crutches, AJ gets the help of Meadow for 15 seconds.
>>200747476He DID fight back after everyone else in the room told him not to and he got manhandled.
>>200745470Hank would beat Tony in both counts. The gun one is obvious, he's a federal agent. He has to practice on the regular.Hand to hand, I'd still go with Hank. Despite the size discrepancy, he knows how to fight dirty against the worst of the worst criminals in a fight or die situation. Actual physical combat training from his youth would make a difference in his favour as well. Not to mention that for most of his life, Tony has only fought people who couldn't realistically fight back.HOWEVER If you were talking a fight between James Gandolfini and Dean Norris, I'd take Jimmy G any day of the week.
>>200747517>Completely misses the point of the episode>HUR DUR YOUR THE RETARDGo get your shinebox ya moulinyan
>>200747537Walt Jr. clonks him in the bollocks and hobbles away leaving AJ sobbing on the floor.
>>200745956Tony walked in wanting to kill him because he wanted someone to blame for the horse, and his emotions (rather than logic) drove him to that point. I do agree that he only did it after Ralph mocked him over his weight.
>>200747537He was brave enough to wrestle his dad when his mom was in danger. I can't imagine AJ ever doing thathttps://youtu.be/F9nSgCQmmp0?t=108
>>200747654No you’re a retard the point of the episode remains intact even though Tony beat the guy up. Drooling tranny.
>>200745886Lmao where the hell did this come from
>>200746195What about when he curb stomped CoCo?
>>200745470Hank would easily win both
>>200748085You mean after he sucker punched him from behind with a pistol?
>>200745470If everything were the same I would say Tony round 1 (bigger and more physically competent in violence) and Hank round 2 (better training and way more practice) but, Breaking Bad kinda of breaks reality more so, just because Hank has better feats: Hanks wins both.Hank beat two normal size criminals in a bar without his gun after getting suckerpunched. Tony only beats people up in one vs one and he got beaten by Bobby and almost beaten b Ralphie.
>>200745470https://youtu.be/vdCYrClCdlQHank wins
>>200747330Skyler smothered to death, money stolen from crawl space.
>>200746256The point of the scene was the roid guy was prone to rage outbursts and lost control when he raised his hands to Tony. Tony beat him fair and square. My take, anyway.
>>200746300Chris on the nod vs Jesse methed up?Still Chris.
>>200747330If Skyler starts singing happy birthday Paulie dies
