Imagine if you're mom was an actress
I shoot Reagan for she
>ywn act in a heterosexual love scene with a lesbian womanwhy even live bros, I bet playfully fucking with them after is a lot of fun
>>200745588i wish to no longer be horny
>>200745588>>200745733homosexuals, huh? well hello
>>200745733me too thanks
>>200745733Do no fap, the longer you do it, the less horny you get
>>200745588>oh no mother why do I have to live in this beverly hills mansion, argh, why are your hollywood contacts offering me work in the film industry all the time that I'm qualified for thanks to the great education I got argh you whore
>>200745854Will my dick stop working?
>>200745588Oh please. Gen Alphas should consider themselves lucky if there mother isn't an out-and-out hardcore pornwhore, considering how many reprehensible sluts are doing Onlyfans nowadays.Your classmates not having access to movies of your mother sucking literal dick is the best you can hope for. That's a bullet you need to dodge.
>>200745588Just watched Celine Dion's movie thing. So jealous of her sons, they have it made. Hanging out in rich mommy's house playing vidya
>>200745979No, you'll just get less horny at everything and you will have more self control. You can still use your dick and it will be 100 times more pleasurable if you do
>>200745588She'd probably be in better shape.
>>200745588imagine licking her sweaty lesbian clavicles
>>200746061Where is the clavicles
>>200745979Only the first 10 or so times you're with a woman once you start. Your lust will grow and you'll become more and more degenerate as the urges compound. The acquired guilt and shame will become part of the pleasure. Gooners and no-fappers are two sides of the same coin.
>>200745806>>200745854>>200745979>>200746032hey homos, you forgot to check my trips >>200745777
>>200746122You have no idea what you are talking about so just stop talking
>>200746122>>200746151see >>200746126
>>200745588i'd rather imagine myself being the male actor there hehe
>>200745588Jodie foster has the most disappointing tits ever
>>200746119They're just above the sternum.
>>200745708I’ve bedded multiple lesbians. Once they know you’ve done it before they find it fucking irresistible. They will go absolutely King Kong on the novelty of your cock. For all they know it may be the last time they ever touch one. Absolute torrential buckets.
my mom played a small role in Star Trek TNG.
>>200746342is this your lesbian mom?
>>200746342Did she have big titties
>>200746382does this look like TNG to you retard?
My mom did porn in the 90’s. Yes I’ve jerked off to it.
>>200746393yes
>>200745588is a chick doing her in this sene? because honestly that would be realistic.
>>200746262They were Smirkfu level of sorrow.
>>200746422bull fucking shit
>>200745777It's not being gay on the contrary it's just tiresome when you know you won't be able to get any real sex because it's too hard nowadays and you're a virgin incel. It defeats the purpose. I fap everyday 6 times a day and when I think I'm finally done for the day and go to /tv/ just to chill, some thread showing sexual content makes me go again and it's tiresome, it's even more tiresome knowing I will never be able to have the real thing.
>>200746061I would never cheat on clav queen Sienna Guillory
>>200746503damn now i wanna rewatch first two RE movies
>>200745979no you fuck, your body knows how to handle "dry spells" so to speakbut if horniness really is fucking up your life maybe get chemically castrated
>>200746445Christopher Eccleston is doing her and it's... weird. Very, very weird. If he fucks his wife like that then I feel bad for her.
>>200746546well there's two types of men in this world. the ones that wanna, and the ones that do. and the ones who think they're women. which you gonna be?
>>200746422How did it feel
>>200745588My mom looks almost exactly like Jodie Foster (to the point that when she lived in LA people would constantly walk up and ask her for her signature) so this scene is really weird to watch
>>200745588Her kids were raised under lesbianism, i don't think they grew up with the same morality than in normal families.
>>200747576proof?
>>200746326based but how do you bed so many lesbians really
>>200745854this
>>200747700No way in hell I'm posting a picture of my mom on 4chan
>>200745588>No son, I'm not cheating on your father I'm just acting.
>>200745854Fake news, you need to do all fap. Beat your dick every 30 minutes and eventually you'll no longer want to do it. It's like smoking the whole pack when your dad catches you smoking
>>200747958why do you losers have to insert you gay nignog fetish in to every thread?
>>200748068See >>200746151
>>200746503>>200746546
>>200745588Do women usually wear bras during sex? Isn't that uncomfortable?
>>200745733Why?I have a low sex drive and it feels alienating because I can't relate to people and their obsession with sex to the point where they risk their finances, career, health and lives for it. It's like imagine you don't care about baseball but EVERY person and in every movie the people are talking about baseball and how they want to be the best baseball player and someone dumps his 10/10 gf because she can't play baseball. Wouldn't that be weird?
>>200745733Me too. This Asian prostitute addiction is getting expensive.
>>200746119in front of the scapula>>200746485stop porning completely, you won't need it after a while anyway, so you're missing nothing.no fap for 3-4 weeks to help break the porn habit, then fap 1-2 times a week thereafter to your imagination in the shower for no more than 10-15 minutes. never fap two days in a row, as that leads to habit forming again.first two weeks are the hardest, after that it becomes easier.might take numerous attempts but don't make a big deal about it if you slip up since negative thoughts will set you back in the porn loop - instead just start again, and eventually you'll do it, even if it takes 20 tries.
>>200748482most women are fitted for a bra/bridle when they are 15-16 and it stays on for the rest of their lives.
Jodie is actually pretty selective and wholesome when it comes to sex scenes and nudity. The Accused is the most explicit thing she's done and it served to make the movie more impactful.
>>200746122Nobody who does this has ever gotten laid.
>>200745588I've always had a massive crush on her
>>200749250there isn't a single genuine nonvirgin on this websiteanyone who tries to convince you otherwise is a liar
>>200748504its a nagging burning feeling that never goes away. It only gets stronger the more you ignore it
>>200747792If you blocked out her eyes then she'd just look like Jodie foster right no chance to be identified. I'd do it but my mom is a fat blonde Italian woman who looks like no one famous, dad is same way but weirdly tan polish
>>200748504abstain from porn do some cardio and have a normal BMI and you'll understand the male sex drive others have
>>200746422link or title of video
>>200750150holy amerimutt
>>200745588She's so fucking hot. It pains me that women lose their ability to produce children so early. I'd kill to knock her up
>>200750150>>200750598>>200747792if they aren't on social media they can't be identified you idiots
>>200748780you can't get Asian pussy for free? what are you, black?
>>200750871american not be a mutt challenge: impossible
>>200750933shitskin not use words incorrectly and have awful grammar challenge: impossibru
>>200746570What about "use it or lose it"?
>>200746422we're gonna absolutely need some sauce here you disgusting coomer. Also i wanna know about her personal life and yours;>did she find a beta cuck to marry in the end?>if not, is she a single mother now? how long was she able to keep a man before her whorish insanity scared them away>did she wind up burning coal to create you or keep a man? are you even white?>did she tell you anything? did she do anything weird with you? does she know that you know?dont leave us hanging like that, you can even avoid telling us her name if you like.
>>200745588This will never stop being funny
>>200747792yeah dont, i once took a photo of me and my gf at the time, my first gf, and i got memed on hard, luckily i didnt do anything to attract more attention and the react images remained extremely rare.
>>200751068>shitskinyou're brown lmao literally composed from a patchwork of lesser races
>>200745733>>200745854>>200745979I stopped fapping for 8 days then met up with an average chick to fuck and could barely get hard.i went home and put on porn and got instahard and came in less than 5 mins
daily reminder that it is perfectly healthy for a male to fap 3-4 times a week as it lowers chances of prostate cancerso all you nofappers out there are just guaranteeing your own deaths
>>200751328that's because you're gay and had to hire a whore to get laid
>>200751598it's a reddit meme to masturbate because of le prostate cancerthose same redditors then wonder why they're incels that have no idea on how to romantically interact with women because they've depleted all their sexual energy from their porn addiction
>>200751719if im gay why do i only watch porn with women in it?
>>200745588Americans rather show lesbian hags fucking and trannies not beautiful women, bless the europeans
>>200751724jewgle it, you'll find multiple health websites all confirming that the redditfaggots are correct>>200751803you're literally watching gay porn, that makes you double gay
>>200752015>jewgle it, you'll find multiple health websites all confirming that the redditfaggots are correctyes, it's correct, but it's missing the point. There are just as many risks to masturbating regularly, like being a forever alone incel that kills himself or troons out over his porn addiction.Think of it another way: would you recommend a man to masturbate as often as he possibly can? If not, why not? It's healthy isn't it? Surely there's no overdoing it?
>>200746422big if true
>>200752300>Think of it another way: would you recommend a man to masturbate as often as he possibly can? If not, why not? It's healthy isn't it? Surely there's no overdoing it?that is why i said 3-4 times a week so you don't develop coomer brain like most of us havefapping every other day or every two days maintains a much more sane lifestyle rather than "i'm bored and will fap for the third time today"besides that you're arguing that people won't take something and run it into the ground, which is exactly the one thing you can count on someone to do
>>200750312Could be this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7b9aepNRO0
>>200745979Quit for a month straight to see if it'd fully heal from all the friction it's endured over the years. It didn't do much but when i came back the erections were almost uncontrollably strong and larger than ever before. Not just a temporary thing either.
>>200746503What about that clavicle girl from Bunheads
God I hate women
>This thread
>>200753704
>>200745588so much would
>>200753704>t. /fit/boiBehold the most homosexual poster of this thread
>>200752015>double gayDouble gay cancels itself out so I'm straight again.
>>200754040nah you just suck twice as many cocksbeing gay is like being black. you can't undo it no matter how hard you try.
>>200745588 How do the son's of actresses cope? Imagine growing up and your mom is one of the biggest sex symbols in the world. All of your friends would've fapped to her and you, on some level, would know that. Every tabloid would talk about how sexy she is, even well into her 50s now. She'd post thirst traps on her social media and those same tabloids would repost them and write articles about how sexy she is. Even googling her name would lead you to threads like this, forum post dedicated to her and catalogs of images of her tits and ass.
>>200754358By jerking off to her
>>200754358I'd goon my brains out desu
>>200754358it's almost certainly got to be slightly less bad for the kids who's mothers have never done nudes or sex scenes than the kids who's moms whip them out for every other b tier movie
>>200754358>How do the son's of actresses cope?by looking in the mirror in their multimillion dollar mansion and wiping their tears with their $2000 sweater
>>200747718Just tell the next one about the prior ones. It’s like the Highlander. Your cock absorbs all their lesbian powers. I’m not even kidding
>>200754358it's literally impossible that sofia's son hasn't by now seen her naked, whether accidentally or purposely, and rubbed one out to the thought of her body
>>200745588
>>200754358Could be worse..Imagine being the step-son of the biggest sex symbols in the world
>>200745979The opposite. Stopped fapping for a year and my first erection after that was hephaistos plasteel.
>>200747958That son has probably seen some things
>>200745588>Imagine if you're mom was an actressElizabeth Hurly's son filmed a movie with her where she did a lesbian sex scene.
>>200751328I'm in a LDR and I like masturbating during phone sex more than I like actual sex.
>>200754862That's perfect. There's no guilt and you have a front row seat.
>>200753704It's not a useless and misleading idea if the author himself admits there were results. It sure isn't panacea, but fixing your sleep, fixing your diet, fixing your sunlight exposure, etc. aren't either. One more brick.
>>200746122>The acquired guilt and shame will become part of the pleasure.this is how you create piss and scat fetishists
>>200755196>no guiltYou say that but what about when your dad goes to bed early because he doesn't drink and you and your stepmom do and you're up late on the couch watching tv and drinking together when you're home from college on fall break and you have sex with her while you're both drunk and now you have to keep that from your dad forever.
>>200755138sounds like on some level you chose to have a LDR because it works better for youyou're probably an emotionally distant person IRL
>>200754358>How do the son's of actresses cope?They're probably demon spawn or demon possessed. Either that or they fuck their mom's.There's just no way hot women in hollywood aren't absolutely corrupted to their core.
>>200755138>I'm in a LDR and I like masturbating during phone sex more than I like actual sex.Your brain can imagine better sex than your body can ever provide.
>>200755400That's true but also sex has a lot of fluids and I'm a bit of a germophobe.
>>200755577>a bitif she's tested you're in the clearanything else is just cope and excusesmake it a thing to shower together after if you're so concerned
>>200755393That’s very specific, anon
>>200745708>>200746326>>200747718>>200754773>lesbiansNo such thing. Women are exclusively heterosexual due to their genetic makeup and biological imperatives, unlike men.
>>200757772It's just an example
