>Uh oh! Sounds like Anon’s got a case of the Mondays!How do you respond without sounding mad?
>tfw you find out michael boltons (singer) real name is Michael Bolotin
No one has ever spoken to me like this at work because I'm told that I give off workplace shooter vibes.
>>200772482Rape her in the broom closet.
Let her broom me in the rape.
>>200772482I would never be in a situation where anyone could even suspect I had a case of Mondays.
>yeah well that may be, but at least i never had sex with Lumbergh
I'd kick her ass
>>200772482Broom her in the rape closet.
>>200772482for me it's>happy friday jr!every fucking thursday
rape
>>200772897Foe me it's>weekend soonEvery fucking monday
>>200772693No power within or without will allow you to rape the willing.
>>200772482I can't, especially in this modern corporate climate. Roasties that run HR would ultimately side with her no matter what I said. Letting women into the workforce was a mistake.
put that office and all the employees on the news
The movie literally says everything turns out fine if you burn the place to the ground.
>>200772853>SAY HI TO (Lumburgh for me!)
SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT A CASE OF THE GUNDAYS, BITCH
>>200776726based
The fuck is that on her lapel? A dead rat?
cinderblock
>>200772482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n--gEZUq6cs
>No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
The Mondays is a real condition and this film was very insensitive to viewers who may suffer from it. Coffee can wake you up but it can't always cheer you up. Hang in there kitty.
>>200772482Stare her autistically down.
>>200780030I just turned 30 and this made me cackle, is it time to kill myself?
>>200772482Beat her to a bloody pulp on the ground
NIGGER
>>200772482"Today is Friday Karen"
>>200772482i dont understand why this was such a horrible thing. Was it the repetition of her saying it every monday? was it because she was genuine in her question? in this day and age if someone asked me that question or said something garfield might say i would assume theres multiple layers of irony involved and would chuckle appropriately. I never worked an office job so i wouldnt know, only done roofing and demolition. this guy always came off as a whiny faggot to me.
start fucking her
>>200781353In the broom closet?
>>200781630on the floor in the office right then and there
>Exude the ick>Never be approached by females ever again
>>200781064It's just an example of inane banter people in white collar jobs hear a lot.
>>200781891BACK UP IN YOUR ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION
>>200772853I actually did have gay sex with Gary Cole but it was during his run on "Suits".
>>200772482Is this the most overrated "comedy" flick of all time?
Its 4:30 am and out first job must have gotten canceled so I'm sitting in this truck watching the guy ahead of me not get loaded and I drank to much caffeine to cat nap. Mother fucker. I might just try anyway the radio is loud as fuck if I manage to sleep a bit
>>200783643good bait fren but too obvious
>>200772864based
>>200772482I realize I have a great job and I will probably be a millionaire in 10 years due to the rapidly growing tech industry. I'd stop being a fucking whiny brat teenager who hates literally everything and instead focus on the good things in life, like the thought of nutting inside my incredibly attractive literal 10/10 gf later, or just sitting outside eating a nice sandwich, whatever, just live your life.I'd tell myself she is just a quirky character, and if it still gets to me I'd say it back to her in a silly voice, but I'd try not to be a dickhead about it. Maybe buy ear plugs.
>>200783752We're doing a fucking curb machine at 5am. That's fucking retarded, not gonna be able to see the motherfucker at all.
>>200783643That'll be Ghostbusters.
Reply saying: "Uh, it's Tuesday?"When she responds saying that she's pretty sure it's a Monday, say "Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!"
