Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, welcome to Cenozoic Park
>>200773094this looks racist
>>200773175Nature finds a way, it's like how walruses and turtles fuck, very awkward and funny and also kind of hot the longer you watch
>>200773293Where can one watch a walrus fuck a turtle
>>200773242https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platybelodon
>>200773809So you be saying.....we was pachyderms?
>>200773094I like to imagine the noise these things made was like this.>BEHHHHHHHH>MLEP MLEP MLEP MLEP
As a kid I was always more fascinated about this period than with the dinosaurs era. Its literally every animal we have today but on steroids. I wonder why it isn't really that mainstream compared to le giant chicken-lizards.
>>200774731Fucking same man. Wish it got more attention.
>>200773094Good post
>>200773094Imagine the suction
>>200773094reminds me of that vietnamese lady drinking water
>>200774731dinosaurs are the lie that they want us so desperately to believe that they overshadow the real shit
>hey guys we need a new mythology about the world being really old and people coming from apes>oh look I just happened to find some bones in the ground that can be reworked with plaster into giant monsters that are marketable to exclusively children to promote our worldview, isn't that a great coincidence?
>>200774731For me its the time period where every fish was a lethal killing machine.
>>200779549I like his Timmy Turner teeth
>>200773809i bet it looked more like a hippo than an elephant. hippo skulls are fucked like those ones
>>200773094For me, It's the Maltese Elephant>Adult Male 3 feet tall at the shoulder>Adult Female smallerWe could have pet elephants the size of large dogs (they still weigh several hundred lbs)
>>200779473The part about humans coming from apes is nonsense, but the part about the earth being very ancient is true.
>>200779549>>200779606TIMMY WAS AN AVERAGE FISH
Sabertooth cats and dire wolves were bad motherfuckers. I remember the books when I was a kid talking up the giant short faced bear as a super predator too but I don't think that's the prevailing opinion anymore.
For me, it's the anomalocarishttps://youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8
>>200773094I want my money back
>>200774731Things used to live much longer, even humans so no surprise things would grow to massive sizes pre global flood
>>200773175how do you think the elephants, rhinos and other large creatures fuck you inbred bible belt hill billy
>>200779863You can't have one without the other
>>200773175>t. doesnt know how crocodiles mate
>it appears my superiority has led to some controversy
motherfucker... he made it
Why do these threads always have some attention seeking larping retard trying to shit them up?
>>200780318
>>200779863So you believe in evolution, but somehow that doesn't apply to humans?
>>200780182>Noooo how dare you insinuate that dinos weren't faggots like the average liberal today you fucking bible thumper
>>200780394He's probably one of those "I want the best of both worlds" guys who wants dinosaurs to exist but still wants religion to exist at the same time so he throws out parts of each as needed.
>>200773175None of the fleshy bits survived, they could have huge prehensile dino-dongs like elephant trunks.
>>200780509if it's about homosexuality then why is there a male and female sign in the pic retard>inb4 NOOOO YOU CANT ALLUDE TO HETEROSEXUALITY WHEN TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF HOMOSEXUALITY
>>200780114>We need to import more algae and bacteria into the oceansWhat did it mean by this?
>>200773175how the fuck do you think your mom got pregnant retard?
>>200780347
>>200780613because according to liberal paleontologist Shaniqua from Detroit Community College dinos were fags and lesbians and if you disagree you be racist and shiet
>>200780732I look like this and say this
>>200780347did he know what he was doing?
