Civil War fuckin sucked and the 23 year old newbie photographer with the fat ass was the worst part.
That lame ass movie would have been forgotten by now if retards like you didn't keep bringing it up
>>200775839>the 23 year old newbie photographer with the fat ass was the worst partThat's a weird way to say I'm gay
>>200775839She shits from that ass, and you're laughing?
>>200775839>post civil war america>ok cool premise>now let's make sure and follow the least interesting characters on the most boring mission we can possibly imagine
>>20077583923? I legit thought she was like 15
>>200775839Was this movie supposed to be a comedy? Because I couldn't help but laugh at the pacing of this scene.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0shaoUeWMX4"China? Okay...*BANG*" Lmao
>>200775839I liked it
>>200776155
Civil War is going to be one of those movies with a long lasting cult following after people realize it had its finger on the pulse of the realpolitik. I still somtimes see a leftie talk about how the movie sucks because it didn't say something about the "state of america" which is the perfect statement about the politics of america.
>>200776241I'm from....I'm from....../vr/
>>200775839Ask me how I know for 100% fact that op is gay and has taken MULTIPLE cocks in his lifetime.
>>200775939She was bpd or something. One scene she's an innocent little lamb the next jumping into cars or into direct gunfire like a retard.
>>200775839>have neat new script for art house war journalist movie taking place in generic any country>marketing and hype takes hold and makes it THE movie about the United States Civil War 202X that will quell collective anxiety and accurately predict the outcome so americans don't have to civil war for realzies
>>200776339OK reddit
>>200775839Show me
>>200776358No that’s just women
>>200776416that's not a denial. faggot.
>>200775839let's see the butt
>>200775839I heard the part at the end where they killed the president was pretty good. I considered watching it and just skipping the parts with women.
>>200775839>23 year old newbie photographer with the fat ass was the worst part.You mean the best part
>>200777190You could not be any more of a normie pleb if you tried.
>>200778410You know I used to think it was just hipsters trying to convince everyone that stupid shit was good on /tv/. Now I realize it's just women.
>>200778501>this is your brain on social mediaSo sooo many such cases.
>>200778501There's a joke in response to this tweet about gamers turning women off in sexual ways that I'm too lazy and unwitty to think up.
>>200778582>>200778653Ladies. I have to let you in on a secret: men are moving on without you. Your harpy-like shaming propaganda you assail every man with on behalf of your husband uncle sam doesn't work anymore. WE DON'T FUCKING CARE. We just don't need women anymore.
>>200776033>literally no war>oh here's some minor skirmishes though>nothing even slightly comparable to the actual civil war>you can just cruise around in your car and buy some highly valuable petrol from a station with leaf bucks and chill with soldiers from all sides filming them commit crimes wtf was this movie
>>200778949Something written by neolib women and kikes.
>>200778742Why are replying to me with posts about women. I've fucked more bitches than I can count to where I don't even know tall heir names. You just have shit taste in movies because your brain is deformed from being raised on social media.
I didn't mind it following journalists, my problem was that the struggle of the characters wasn't particularly interesting premise:>Oh journos are so detached, war in their own country is like a war in any third world shithole for them, until old jaded roastie decides to sacrifice herself to save the girlAlso, the whole script is schizophrenic - it tried to be boring small scale psychological drama but last quarter of the movie is Hollywoodish action sequence
>>200776241*Sobbing*I'm... I'm from /fa/.
>>200776294/vr/?Oh, Digg?
>>200776358The movie was a piece of garbage, but come on, that part was an obvious "passing the torch" scene. The older reporter suddenly froze up, became afraid to leave her cover and started manifesting some full-blown PTSD, and at the same moment the kid pops out from behind the cover and starts snapping photos in the middle of the firefight.The age and memories caught up to the older one, while the young one finally "unlocked" herself
>>200779201Anyone feminized enough to become an online shill is a woman.
So is this movie cringe journo worship or based journos are complete mercenaries who will do anything to get famous redpill?
>>200775839You have a dogshit opinion, faggot.
>>200776358I NEED a big assed small retarded wife NOW
I expected to hate it because I didnt like any of Garland's previous joints, but I did have a good time with it. solid 7 out of 10
>>200775839I liked it>>200778949What do you think a modern US civil war would look like? Balkanization and homesteading are a given. The most unrealistic part of the film was that there were less US armed forces supporting civilian rebellion on all sides.
>>200775839Maybe this is just because I consumed so much realpolitik content back in the day, but I was able to determine the exact politics of this movie just from the cinematography of the first three minutes. Literally as if the It Could Happen Here podcast fucked the first third of Samatha Power’s autobiography and has a baby. I have not watched the movie.
>>200780403It's a millennial ode to journalism that no longer exist because newspapers prefer paying royalties to random bystander in a shithole country than to have a contract with a schizo war photographer with a PTSD
>>200776038That's her whole appeal.
>>200775839>23 year old newbie photographer with the fat ass was the worst part.I'm gonna need evidence of that to issue a judgement
>>200775839Really terrible movie.doing max payne bullet time jumps with a camera.
