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Milla Jovovich thinks Hellboy (2019) is a good film
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>her name is literally Me a hoe hoe bitch
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who cares about some washed-up whore's opinions?
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>>200777350
I completely forgot that she was in Zoolander.
Her parts in Hellboy were okay. She did witch bitch well. It's just a shame the movie was otherwise kind of bland and forgettable. They didn't really capture the spark outside of the demon slaughter scenes being cool.
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>>200777350
Milla Jovovich is operating at a level you can't even comprehend, OP
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>>200777350
Everyone can have opinions. I have opinions about her daughter but I keep them to myself
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>>200777350
>Milla Jovovich's picrel comments
Ian McShane: "Perfumed words."
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>>200777350
Nothing can faze her. She's used to critics putting out the hit.
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Whore
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>>200777350
The director himself disagrees with her

>Director Neil Marshall had disowned the film, stating, "It was just God awful. It's not a film that I would consider to be part of my canon." Marshall blamed the producers for interfering and contradicting his directions during principal photography and post-production. He elaborated further on his experience during the production:

>"It was the worst professional experience of my life. The script was shit. The decision to make the film was a mistake. I signed up to it because they pitched this idea of 'we want to do the horror version of Hellboy. We want to bring you and make a really darker, horror version.' And then I quickly found out that A: the script was terrible. B: it was never going to get better before we shot it, despite many attempts. You can't polish a turd, no matter how much you try. And I would have all creative control taken away from me to extreme levels. There's nothing of me in that movie."[24]
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>>200777350
She is correct.
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>>200777977
Chickenshits usually have to distance, then blame others so they can skate out to their next grift.

In reality, it was a movie. I watched it. It was fine. Sounds like everyone rightfully put him in his place, and the butthurt destroyed him.

Since I have no idea who he is, odds are good nobody else does either, and that would be his own fault.
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The fifth element was slammed? I find that hard to believe
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Milla has been in a bunch of movies where she was very unhappy with the final product. She hated Ultraviolet. She strongly disliked Resident Evil: Apocalypse. I think Hellboy is a case where she was proud of her performance in the film and didn't view the film's negative reception as a slight because she'd been in some other films that were bashed, too.
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>>200778489
And yet she continues to say yes to projects that are obviously complete shit
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I notice that Milla removed all her posts on Instagram. Her Facebook and Twitter are untouched, though. I wonder what that means.

In the Lost Lands is one of my most anticipated films, and the studio gave its original release date to Megalopolis. I'm hoping that the new release date is announced soon.
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>>200778576
She's friends with Jennifer Hudson, who asked her to be in it. Also Breathe was a script on the Black List. It didn't make the top 20, but it wasn't exactly a bad script. I think the alterations the director made to the script, and the jarring execution, sank the movie.
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Milla has always had ambitions to write and direct of film of her own. I saw a post where she mentioned she was working on a screenplay based on a book she liked. I hope she gets to do it. Her music is good.
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>>200779120
I keep putting off listening to her album, one day.
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>>200778235
The reality is that the people that are funding the movie are actually in control of it, not the director. Director only has power if the board and producer let them. Producer can override anything the director wants to do, they're the one charged with making the film by the board/funders.
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>>200777350
she's a woman, we can't fault her for being extremely retarded
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Milla seems to be a very good sport that actually gives a shit about what she makes even if it's b-grade popcorn entertainment

I think on the movies she's had bad things to say about it's been because of producers or directors backstabbing her and not letting her have any input on the cut
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>>200777350
>Zoolander? Slammed.
She's wrong. It was just received as average by most critics but audiences loved it and it became a hit on dvd.
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It was better than endgame. Literally just those scenes of the demons ripping people apart were more interesting than all of endgame
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>>200777350
The third act of that movie is pretty disorienting; they just start teleporting everywhere and racing to the finish. It's such a poorly constructed film.
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>>200779120
>Milla has always had ambitions to write and direct of film of her own
Is that why she married a director?
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>actor who got paid to be in a movie liked the movie that got her paid
Woah
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She’s such a beautiful Slavic princess!
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>>200784883
lol, hasn't she been married to three directors
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>>200777350
hellboy tried to cover the fact they had a shit story, uninteresting characters and awful dialogue by filling the movie with as many fucks and shits as they could and tons of gore.
nothing could save that pile of slop
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>>200785062
Two directors. She married some actor when she was 16 but her mother had the marriage annulled.
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>>200777350
dazed and confused and fifth element are all time greats, zoolander is probably super dated by now but i'm sure it's still just as quotable. resident evil movies are objectively bad though, sure people watch them cause they're easy to have on in the background and you don't need to be in a mental state above braindead to get the full appreciation of the films. that said i've seen all of them at least 4 times.
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>>200777350
a beautiful face can get away with everything
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>>200777350
I too wanted to fuck Milla in Hellboy (2019).
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>>200777977
Whoever greenlit the vomit ghost should take the blame. Holy shit imagine paying to see that in theaters.
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I masturbate to her daughter
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>>200787118
Isn't she like 14....
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>>200788524
WOW really? I guess I should stop right now.
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>>200777350
>Milla Jovovich thinks Hellboy (2019) is a good film
It's only negligibly worse than the Del Toro movies.
Listen, I get it, you all have massive reactions to things because you're enthusiastic NPCs that have and will never developed a sense of proportion about things the way actual, real people do, but that doesn't mean you should be chiming in about any and everything.
Literally no one cares about your thoughts or feelings. Behave accordingly.
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>>200777350
This is a 57 year old woman.
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>>200777350
I honestly appreciate this approach to art
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Where is the trailer for In the Lost Lands, Milla? It was originally intended for Summer 2024.

What's interesting is Constantin Film took ITLL off the 26 September slot and replaced it with Megalopolis, leaving no date for ITLL at this time.

August is unlikely due to Borderlands. October might be a good fit if they lean into the werewolf stuff in marketing. I just hope they don't dump it in January.
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>>200785542
You have to be a genius to fully appreciate the subtleties.of the Resident Evil movies.
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>>200777350
>hohol opinions
>woman opinions
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>>200777350
she doesn't give a fuck what some fuckhead on slash tv slash thinks? what the FUCK? but we're based etc???
no...
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>>200777408
jovovic just means johnson
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>>200777350
She's right tho
>Dazed & Confused
Kino.
>Fifth Element
Kino.
>Zoolander
Kino.
>Joan of Arc
Schizophrenic Saint kino
>Resident Evil
ALL KINOS

Haven't seen Hellboy but by her track record I'm pretty confident that it's another kino to the Jovonation
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>>200789412
I bet the number of people who noticed this much less understood it, was measured in single digits.
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>>200788524
out of ten
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>>200789571
>404 ass not found
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>>200777350
>Milla Jovovich thinks Hellboy (2019) is a good film
It's okay. The story is a bit weak and the woke controversy with the casting diminishes the movie.

David Harbor killed it as Hellboy though.
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>>200789571
>>200789645
Edible soles though
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2019 isnt horrible its just not good either.
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>>200777350
nobody cares milla

you stupid nepo cunt
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>>200791600
rude
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>>200777350
she really is a 10 in every conceivable way.

She's so beautiful she should get a pass for having dumb opinions but this is a good take
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I really liked the 2 minutes of hell breaking loose and that giant EVA angel wrecking London. That’s about it.
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>>200778587
Maybe it’s because she kept posting post coital pictures and her daughter kept asking why on insta lol
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>>200778587
Not surprising, her IG has always been pretty cringe and messy. She never really recovered from the Shaun King debacle.
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>>200777350
She hasn't taken into a count the fact that Hollywood is dead. All of those movies she described were premieres. The "first" in a franchise, or simply one shots. Hellboy 2019 is a reboot, among an ocean of reboots, and a seriously bad one at that.
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>>200789645
Who cares about her ass when she's got the greatest DFC the world has ever seen?
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>>200778235
>I watched it. It was fine.
The swan song of the slop consumer
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>>200777350
She also played a pivotal role in the destruction of the Resident Evil franchise, so she can go fuck herself.
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>>200777350
Breaking news: Actors are expected to promote their films when they come out. David Harbour freely admits it’s shit now, but he wasn’t yelling it from rooftops on release.
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>>200794213
: O
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>>200778489
Ultraviolet was awesome.
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>>200794525
MOMMY
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>>200794546
are you kidding? that movie was awful
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>>200794659
I watched it recently, shit's kino. It's stupid as all hell but it's fun.
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>>200794741
I just want more action heroines to bare their middles.
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>>200777350
honestly this, Hellboy 1,2 was disgrace to Hellboy



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