Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
>>200785832>HEY KID, WHY DIDN'T YOU DO MY JOB FOR ME?!Definitely don't help the pig
I'd miss the part where it's my problem
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>>200785832not my problem
>>200785832i always have the clip of the guy saying THANKS stuck in my head for some reason
>>200785832Anyone who doesn't stop the criminal is responsible for webm-related becoming their reality.
>>200786256Video games aren't reality my retarded anon.
>>200785832Awkwardly try to step out of the way but I keep blocking him instead, which leads the security guard catching him. He'd say "Thank you" and I'd reply "You too..." Before leaving with my 300
>>200785832he has a gunyou don't do shit and stand aside
>>200786982If Uncle Ben had done that, The Human Spider could have had a remarkable wrestling career.
>>200786256I cant wait for the PC port so I can mod that texture to pic related
>>200786256>Crime in progress
>>200787296The first game had a mod with nazi flags in it, pretty funny
>>200787296>Speak for Pigs>Speak for Niggers
>>200787387the options are endless frankly
>>200785832>Go in the elevator with the perp. >Kick the shit out of him>Buy a new car>Get that sweet sweet Mary Jane puss
>>200785832>Hawk Tuah! Really spit on that thang!
>>200785832Punch his head off and take the money. Teach them to fuck with me and my spider-strength.
>>200785832Mug the cunt who took the money.