You wake up tomorrow with all the powers of Spider-Man,what do you do?
shoot web out of my penis
Become Batman
Sit on my ass and tell /tv/ about it
r-rape?
>>200787097what this guy did
>>200787097Put some dirt in your eye
Have some fun swinging around my city. Maybe stop some crime if i spot it. Just mostly exploring and chilling in places I couldn't really get to before. My country has a bunch of spiders I could be named after.
>>200787097Web my crush to a wall and r*pe (rhymes with grape). Start collecting women in a warehouse until I have a perfect variety of women from every porn category and r*pe until I can't anymore
>>200787289Would you have spider-children with them?
>>200787317I'm too busy for kids and they're not allowed to walk around so the kids will be spiderborted
>>200787097Rob banks and blow up meth houses.
>>200787349Imagine being Spidey and smoking meth before you go around assaulting strangers
>>200787097it is impossible to have a hidden identity in the current surveillance era so to avoid being a slave to glowies i'd probably go to a 3rd world shit hole and kill some druglords and then maybe be comfy or be a druglord myself
>>200787440Your spider sense would help with people trying to betray you.
>>200787097Fedpost IRL
>>200787343For the best probably
>>200787476fuck now i want scarface ps2 and spiderman 2 ps2 to have a baby
>>200787097Pick up a fridge
>>200787533>Pick up ACK!
>>200787097Nothing. He's not that strong
>>200787521A game where you play as a superpowed crime boss would be cool.
>>200787097become a high profile assassin and get rich
>>200787097kill bin Laden
>>200787639Pic related exists. You're not super powered per se, but it's as villainous as it gets.
>>200787650Not a choice bad honestly. Spider skills and powers would more than make up for gaps in assassin knowledge, and enhance what you learn.
>sneak into Mary Jane’s house>find the boots she wore in the first movie>steal them>masturbate with them>fill them with my cum>put them back before she wakes up>masturbate in the bushes while I watch her put her boots on
>>200787097I don't live in the city so I couldn't really do anything cool. Maybe I could swing through trees but I'm not a monkey
>>200787097how do i shot web?
>>200788115You'd be pretty damn fast on land, so maybe you can just run everywhere>>200788148For convenience, Organic webbing.
>>200787097Raimi Spider-Man? If not, I cba to make my own web cartridges.
