>diverseHE'S IN
>scientifically accurate>"i spent billions in research and we couldn't acquire a viable blood sample no matter how much we searched or tried. so we built animatronics instead. welcome to jurassic park"
>all we got was frogs, welcome to Jurassic Pond
Another one?
>>200788198The people who think feathered dinos are woke are the same tards who think God out fossils in the earth to test our faith
>Make movie based off retarded premise>Crank out sequels until the retarded premise begins to fall apart at the seams and becomes too ridiculous to take seriously>Reboot>Repeat
>diverseyaylotsa different dinosaurs
>>200789844>The people who think feathered dinos are woke are the same tards who think God out fossils in the earth to test our faithBased hylic conflating all his imaginary opponents into one strawman
>scientifically accurateYeah because these arms DEFINTELY belong on this animal. It's obvious some retard got the bones mixed up or put them in the worng box and non of them wanted to adnit their mistake.
>see dinosaur thread>patiently await the unrestrained autistic rants that happen every timeI need to save the mating dance webm
>>200788198>wreenrant
>>200791444They were evolving into armless creatures. Basically jaws on legs.
>>200788198>Scientifically Accurateaka: Lame>Diverseaka: GayJP is Pulp Sci-Fi, and I wish we could go back to that.
>>200791975You got some balls posting Becky my friend
>>200788198the whole point of the "Dinosaurs" are they are not true dinosaurs they are genetically spliced monstersAre the new people retarded or something
>>200788198>diverse>black and white people>no Mexicans, Asians, Middle Eastern, Russian, Icelandic, etc....
>>200788198When has Jurassic Park not been diverse?
>>200792077JP was scientifically accurate for the time. Spielberg hired the top scientists and paleontologists of the day to work on his dinosaur designs. These new "accurate" designs will be just as ridiculed 20 years from now. Paleo-retards can't get things right if their life depended on it.
>>200788198Feathered dinosaurs are gay and not interesting.
it's not like hamond strived for 100% accuracy in the book he wanted something impressive you know so people will want to go to the fucking park
>>200792617Its actually the Whitest Franchise unless you are super anal about Jews being White but whatever.Reboot: MC - White Female Love Interest WhiteOriginal, MC - White, FLI - White Omega Scientist Guy - Jewish/WhiteOnly diverse guys is Hacker - Samuel Jackson and Asian Scientist in seven movies.
>>200789929>the jurassic park premise is retarded
I hate this gay world
>>200788198Looking forward to a diverse cast getting ripped apart by giant, hissing chickens
>>200788198I would like to know who is the anon posting year old ragebait from screenrant (other example: "Jordan Peele New Movie") and who are the anons retarded enough to fall or it every time
>>200792844they chain d'quan to the fence instead of a goat
>>200791026What's the gnostic opinion on dino bones? Dead archon babies or something??
>>200788198this is good because it will give diverse actors more opportunities
>>200788198>That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey.>That's actually a scientifically accurate description, kid. Well done.
>>200792077Its based on a book by Michael Crichton who prided himself on being thoroughly well researched on all matters scientific.
>>200789844Only raptors had feathers. Everyone else had scales.
I don't believe dinosaurs ever existed.
>>200788198>DiverseFuck off.>Scientifically accurateFuck off. Jurassic Park is a film franchise that has truly run its course. Really, it should've just been the first film. Hollywood is morally and creatively bankrupt.
Btw did'n anyone find it funny that in the book Ian Malcolm was bitten by a Tyrannosaurus in the legs and managed somehow to survive? A biteforce of T Rex was 45 000 Newton, enough to crush metal and pulverize bones, but Dr Malcolm was only slightly injured
>>200788277makes sense, also checked
>>200788198Let the extrapolation begin!
>>200788198Anything but that Pratt rat faced faggot I hate that disgusting filth
>>200793409>find 4 small bone-shaped rocks>create an entire 8 ft tall dragon out of itAtheists actually believe this shit
>>200793122I don’t believe gorillas exist either because they’re never mentioned at all in the Bible
>>200791984What possible evolutionary advantage would a creature have by NOT having arms.
>>200793296>A biteforce of T Rex was 45 000 NewtonIs this still scientifically accurate in 2024 a.d. tho?Not too long ago they thought the Earth was just 6k years old
>>200788198>>scientifically accurateso no dinosaurs then because they never existed
>>200789844180 million years>all dinosaurs HAD FEATHERSwrong chudsome might'vesome didn'tve
>>200788277Robot dinosaurs running amock would just be fusing Crichton's Westworld novel with his Jurassic Park novel anyway.
Dinosores are gay and reddit. Where are the based gorgonopsids?
>>200793510Why do you need them if all you do is bite through other dinosaurs, eat their meat, sleep, and fuck pretty lady dinosaurs? Getting up off the ground? Probably it could roll on its side and then position its legs under its center of gravity and just stand up.
>>200792844I hope they have a car full of a loud black family eating popeyes when the fence's electricity goes out and the t-rex eye is next to the window
>>200792077is this nigger in the webm from "Dinosaurs" (1991)?
>>200793510Look at ostriches, rheas, emus and cassowaries and ask yourself that again.
This will be the 4th Chris Pratt Jurassic Park movie? I'd fire my agent at this point
>>200793021>diverse actorshow can an actor be diverse? a group of actors can be diverse (racially i presume) but how can an individual be?
>>200793688Balance, getting up, fending off attackers, attracting mates, holding your food still while you tear off pieces, etc.>>200793757>look at these creatures with wings (arms) and ask the question againHoly fuck, you're retarded. Just because they can't fly doesn't mean they don't have and use their wings.
>>200793479that isn't what happened though
I like how "Diverse" is given top billing over "Scientifically Accurate"It sure is fun living in current year.
>>200793757>emushttps://youtube.com/shorts/h6HY9EpVuuQ?si=qKgHEZxXDyzNejyY
>>200793561you are an actual retard
>Featherless dinosaurs are just big lizards>Feathered dinosaurs are just big birds... with big fucking teeth!Besides being scientifically accurate, it makes dinos infinitely more interesting and frightening.
>>200793939Oh no I'm terrified
>>200793296He was very seriously injured. He was in the hospital for a long time and took years to get better. Even in the second book, he walked with the aid of a cane.
>>200788277KEK
>>200794014Size doesn't matter bro
>>200788198So we're just never gonna get anything neat like a frilled Dilophosaurus or a chameleon Carnotaurus anymore? Test tube dinosaurs were always part of Jurassic Park's appeal, why change that?I hate paleonerds for making everything unfun. MUH ACCURACY. Stupid fucks don't realize that Jurassic Park's dinosaurs might as well be the real thing since we're only ever going to be able to guess what they look like. Except for Borealopelta.
>>200793619actually there wasn't a Westworld novel.
>>200794014what about now
>>200794601The Giant Chicken people won.
>>200794014>>200794660>now
>>200793868not white = diverse
>>200794601It's overblown bullshit. Some dinosaurs had primitive feathers, and some skeletons might not be arranged 100% accurately, but there were dinosaurs for 600 million years, there's an endless variety of them and most of the reddit gotchas are misunderstood bullshit.
>>200788198>scientifically accurate>black scientists
I love this lil crowlizard nigga like you wouldn't believe.
I watched The Beekeeper last night and that fat FBI chick ruined the entire movie in the first 5 minutes. But yeah, go ahead with your forced diversity.
>>200794699specifically black. I work in media and that's the literal code. If they want asians or latinx they will request that and they do frequently (almost everthing has a latinx market version now) but diversity always means black. I've had edits sent back with nothing but mexicans and asians and been told it lacks diversity, add a nigger and they approve it.
>>200793893>DON'T BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES>JUST TRUST THE SCIENCE AND GET EXCITED FOR THE NEXT SCIENCEhow many boosters are you on?
>>200794601Nobody understands anymore that JP dinos are designed to be aesthetically ideal, almost toyetic. Paleofags think they can just pick out generic, feathered dinosaur designs from the first result of Google Images and they'll fit seamlessly into the universe.
>>200789844>The people who think feathered dinos are wokeThey are, it's not based in science, it's speculative biology using an unreliable hypothesis based on a very small sample size of hollow boned mini raptors and then applying it to dense boned terrestrial lizardsYou can't just make a T-Rex look and act like a bird of paradise and then expect normal people to take you seriously, none of it was based in reality, it's fanfiction tier, it's your imagined subversive truth, it's woke
>>200794827poor man's nargacuga
>>200793296reddit picture
Reminder that feathered dinosaurs are a fantasy that relies on "evidence" created by one single CCP scientist (Xu Xing) that was enthusiastically slurped up by a western scientific community out of contrarianism.
>>200788277It's a Chinese park, so the dinosaurs are just ethnic minority prisoners who have been experimented on to look vaguely like raptors and other dinos, and also some monitor lizards and shit.
>>200788198>and scientifically accurate Erm... DNA doesn't last 66 million years without completely degrading.
le accurate dinos is bullshit simply bc we dont know what they looked like. it makes sense to make them look like lizards since they use frog dna to bioengineer them. they were never supposed to be accurate
>>200788198In the reboot, will some niggers get electrocuted stealing the copper wire of the electric fence holding in the TRex?
>>200795907says who?
Did anyone ever make a knockoff story about ice age predators in a park in Alaska or Siberia?
>>200793296He died in the first book and was retconned to being okay in the 2nd
>>200793871>BalanceIt wouldn't need arms to balance, it uses its tail.>getting upIt wouldn't need arms to get up, so long as it can position its legs under its center of gravity while on the ground.>fending off attackersIf you evolve a giant head you don't need claws anymore, and it would be inefficient to keep the extra weight of long arms when you already have a massive head to bite attackers.>attracting matesWhy would you assume arms are needed for that?>holding your food still while you tear off piecesNot necessary, because T-rex has feet claws. If it killed something with its crushing bite, it could knock it over, then step on it before pulling off bits.
>>200788198>scientifically accurate>all the dinosaurs are deadsounds like a shit film desu
>>200794014A pitbull is that size and it can maul you to death.
>>200793481Except the Bible literally describes a dinosaur. Job, behemoth.
>>200795436Agreed
>>200788198>new rebootWHYGODFUCKSTOP IT
>>200788198>scientifically accurate>turning some vestigial feathers into a full on chickenI hate the midwit I fucking love science people so much it's unreal
>>200796629>A pitbull is that size and it can -ACK!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADRIfYzvUEQ
>>200788268Ah, yes, John Boyega's awaited comeback
>>200795926https://sci-hub.st/10.2307/41727527
>>200788198I have found almost zero confirmed details about this movie aside from shooting location. Is this article speculative bullshit for the reddit types?
>>200789929>retarded premisehttps://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a42708517/scientists-reincarnating-woolly-mammoth/
>>200797460what a furry dinosaur
>>200788198The dinosaurs were never scientifically accurate. They were abominations made to look like dinosaurs using frog/snake/crocodile/etc DNA.
>>200792081>>200791975I love becky
>>200793510nature has many mysteries anon
>>200788198Hollywood should just fucking kill themselves. Some of the worst people on Earth.
>>200797460there's four orders of magnitude between 10 thousand and a 100 million years
>>200795436I wouldn't call it woke because it's less about identity politics and more just retarded redditors latching onto something to be seen as the cool smart people who know more than those loser normal people. It's more midwittery than woke. Dunning-Kruger.
>>200792803https://www.science.org/content/article/world-s-only-fossils-t-rex-skin-suggest-it-was-covered-scales-not-feathers:) don't listen to the party poopers anon>picrel, a scientifically accurate dino
>>200797822>scientifically accuratetyrannosaurus almost certainly had lips to prevent the teeth from drying out like other terrestrial animals
>>200797744its spelled mammoth
>>200796851Good post.
>>200789844Do retarded athiests think the Old Testament Genesis is literal?
>>200797967>lol sure
>>200795436>ALL dinosaurs had feathersLiterally nobody is saying this. But some of them definitely did.
>>200798054No you're thinking of retarded Christians
>>200798129Jews and 7th day eventists are pretty much the only ones that take the old testament literally, AFAIK.
>>200795436Everything we hypothesize about dinosaurs is speculative beyond their bone structure and some handfuls of skin textures. We just extrapolate things like form, diet, and behavior from existing life forms today.
>>200793510scientists believe that their arms were vestigial.it doesn't use its arms for anything. it bites onto other dinos and then eats them. it doesn't need to grab anything with arms when its jaws and teeth are fucking massive
>>200788268>DUDE NIGGERSAURUSGrow up, racists
>>200797979yes?
>>200797810The two arent that different. >ha, bet you didn’t know the rapist third worlder is a scientist or doctor>ha, bet you didn’t know that drag queen reading stories to your children at the publicly funded library is actually a woman with a feminine dick>ha, bet you thought 2+2=4 is correct and not racist It’s all the same bullshit. Contrarianism just to browbeat normal people to make themselves look superior intellectually
>>200795072NTA but you are completely broken.
>>200798619answer the question, chud
>>200798697To my understanding, you are the chud bro.But seriously. You are completely mind broken.Whoever did this to you, they own you.
>dinosaurs in the USA are mostly found in the Trump loving mid-western states>4chan keyboard warriors pretend they are all fakenever makes fails to make me laught. someone that earns his money preparing dinosaur bones
I've come to realize Jurassic Park died the moment Spielberg forced Crichton to make TLW. Fucking sucks.This should have been the coolest franchise ever but it died in the crib and now it's too late to get anything actually cool out of it because featherfags and paleotards can't keep it in their pants.
>>200798872how do i get a cozy gig like that?
>>200793296in the first book it's stated that the Tyrannosaur had a weak bite, which was inaccurate, and Malcolm stated that he didn't think he had it's full attention. Even then, he technically died at the end of the first book and was retconned into having been narrowly saved by Costa Rican doctors in the second.
>>200798962I am kinda doing damage control HOWEVERTLW the movie allowed to show some parts and ideas skipped in the movie for time, space and money reasons, like the flying pteros
>>200788268I've never seen something so retarded in my life.
>>200799036Back then none got mad by the retcon because when you read it as a kid you are sad Malcolm dies.Now I kind of regret it.
>>200798971Volunteering and lots of luck. Have a natural history museum nearby? Volunteer! Go fossil hunting by yourself, it's great
>>200793510It's not a matter of it being an advantage to not have arms.It's a matter of not having arms being no disadvantage.Its the same reason humans evolved worse sense of smell. It got evolved away, because it wasn't being passed on ( or 'selected') , because it stopped offering an advantage.
>>200788198>scientifically accurate>DNA has a half life of 400-500k years, even if perfectly frozen and preserved>DNA from the VERY END of the Cretaceous period would have decayed 130+ times, much less stuff from 150M years agoYou'd get more intact Dinosaur DNA from a fucking banana at that point.
>>200798308No one called him that but you. You're the real racist here.
>>200791444>why do snakes have those little stubs where legs should be, obviously some retard put them there and was too afraid to admit his mistakeWhat about your tailbone, you fucking retard, Rex probably didn’t have feathers but the arms belong.
>>200788268Welcome, to Nigersaurus Park
>>200794601>So we're just never gonna get anything neat like a frilled Dilophosaurus or a chameleon Carnotaurus anymore?actual dilophosaurs were insanely more terrifying than the babies in JP/JW. 8 feet tall, 23 feet long, probably the apex predator of it's time since it was so much bigger than everything else in the early jurassic. You can still keep the venomous spit and even give it a venomous bite like in the book, since there's no way to actually prove if they could do that or not. Also the movies didn't even give us a chameleon Carnotaurus, they treated it like a bitch.
>>200791444Did the same retard find ALL the trex skeletons then smartass?
>>200798962It's also the fact that retards in charge are blatantly incompetent.
>>200793510>have arm>it gets ripped off>bleed to death>die
>>200799376Oh yeah, you could totally get away with sizing them up accurately and nobody would have a problem with it.I've always wanted to see a big JP Dilophosaurus as the "main" dino antagonist for a film or something.
>>200796107>welcome to Alaska park
>>200799551it's been all I've wanted, but they'll never give my favorite dino its due. I want them to give it the little notch on the upper jaw that it has, too.
>>200798189Which one of those are young earth creationists?
I never understood the people that got butthurt over dinosaurs having feathers. I really don't get it. Kinda gay
>>200788198>DiverseWelp, looks like I’ll still only be watching the original movie if I want to see a Jurassic Park movie.
>>200793893i hope you die you disingenuous pig.
>>200800253>find bones with obvious cow-like features>claim the unknown animal must have looked a bit like a cow>NOO YOU CANT DO THAT HOW CAN THEY DO THATthis is what you sound like
>>200788198In other words it will be lame
>>200788198>here's your trex bro
>>200800997He seems pretty fuckin cool I'll be honest. I'd run from that big chicken.
>>200788277they've always stealth admitted the dinos are genetic engineering, but here I bet it means "with feathers".
>>200788198>diversefrom dinosaurs right?RIGHT?!
>>200788198So, velociraptors are gonna be like 2 feet tall?
>>200798206Nobody cares as long as that "speculation" is cool. Feathers, at least the way they tend to be implemented, are the furthest thing from cool.
>>200801216utahraptors are huge
>>200798206Yup
>>200801183The dinosaurs are trans and black now too
>>200794810>DEI hires destroy fledgling theme parkI'm thinking this could be a good movie
>>200801283>what are muscle attachments>what are ossified tendons>what are articulated specimensgood job
>>200788198Trannysaurus Rex
>>200793619Based, would watch robo-dinos
>>200794810there are black scientists alive and working today dumbass
>>200796785>just choke a pitbull while it's busy mauling someone else, bro!
>>200801441Well, what are they?
>>200801248kinda sus that they conveniently discovered a big raptor the same exact month as the movie that popularized them released.
>>200801945You wouldn't know haha, owned and rekt
>>200793296He has a permanent limp in the 2nd book.
>>200791444They probably looked more like kangaroos. They were muscly menaces.
>>200788198>finallyActing like anyone wants this
Fresh, huh? Okay. Try to imagine yourself in the megaplex. You get your first look at this "fresh" take as you enter the theater. It looks like an original story, all of the characters are new -- and you stay and watch 'cause you think that maybe this will play out like Fury Road, a soft reboot done right -- but no, not Jurassic World 4. You stare at the screen, and the mediocrity stares right back. And that's when the disappointment comes not from the front, but from the side, *shhwoop*, from the shameless Lost World ripoff you didn't even know was there. Because studio executives are hacks. They use focus groups and algorithms as a substitute for creative talent, and they are out in force today. They don't bother to kill your franchise with any dignity, no, no. The fill it with woke dialogue or political talking points, or maybe cut up the continuity, spilling your canon.The point is... you are alive when they take your money.
>>200788198>MFW a feather fan tries to spread his liest. Classic dinosaur ENJOYER
>>200788198>diverse and scientifically accurateTranslation: it will have a bunch of niggers and trannies, the dinosaurs will be stupid looking and trans and they will somehow look more fake than the originals because retards make movies these days
>>200801530Haha funny joke anon
>>200805419can a trex identify as a stegosaurus?
"Dinosaurs stomped around for 160 million years and didn't even invent an iPhone" --Max Tegmark
>>200793080Lol what about sphere and all the chaos theory bs
>>200795072two weeks
