Somehow... the Death Star has returned.
What about second Death Star?
what about two death stars taped together facing different directions
... but who was phone?
Why is it called a star when it's only the size of a small moon?
>>200790900That's no moon.
>somehow the Yamato was returned You know the writers ran out of idea when they though of this
>>200789739>Somehow there was a second atomic bombThat's what you sound like.
>>200790949Imagine having to sweep that fucking deck off all the seagull shit.
>>200790900In star wars EU comics Grand Moff Tarkin wanted it to be called “The Planet Killer” but Darth Vader suggested “Death Star” and the emperor liked it. It’s kept a bit ambiguous as to whether Vader used the Jedi mind trick to influence the emperor into agreeing with him
>>200791202>Vader used the Jedi mind trick to influence the emperor into agreeing with himAre you retarded?
>>200791299Read it for yourself and see, I didn’t write the comic
Bottom left panel, Vaders hand
The end, this is from Star Wars Tales #4, published in 2000
>>200789739because nobody would build more than one atomic bomb right
>>200791445Emperor's palace has Astroboy holding burger plate?>>200791480The emperor's palace has Mickey mouse stars? It's this a fan comic? Is this before or after the Disney purchase?And I've never noticed how the empire logo looks like a Star of David when zoomed out.
>>200789739they mention the second deathstar multiple times in the first movie
So, like, they spent a trillion dollars building this mile-high space machine and Mark Hamill blows it up, so now they're all like, "Oh, no. We can't use the space machine." But then this other guy's like, "Hey, it just so happens I built another identical trillion-dollar space machine at my own expense on the other side of the world," and we're supposed to believe no one noticed that? Well, I stood up in the theater and I said, "No! You can't go into space because the machine already got blown up by Mark cock-a-doody Hamill!"
>>200791717Based schizo
>>200791202>EU comicsMaybe they should have watched the fucking movie. Vader was contemptuous of the "technological terror" and would never have endorsed it by providing a name.
>>200791641You will never see a naked woman.
>>200791552>yogi bear existed a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.Im thinking not canon.
>>200791684Long before the Disney purchase, not a fan comic
>>200791577What are nickles in Star Wars?How long before we get a Bush or Trump reference.
>>200791480The emperor's uncharacteristically colloquial dialogue makes it clear that this is a gag comic and not a real attempt at building canon.
>>200791830So they're shitting on Disney?
>>200791717Post timestamp and screenshot of the sceneOr a webm with subtitles.
>>200791202>>200791641star wars tales is not even canon to the non-canon legends continuity
>>200791800Strip clubs exist.
>>200791641This was just the family guy blue harvest episode
>>200792013dude I ain't got time for all that. It's one of the scenes where the imperial generals are chatting with vader or palpatine and they say "construction on death star 2 proceeding smoothly" in the background or something to that effect. it's real subtle though. wink and you miss it.
>>200792079the last time I went to a strip club I got a private dance in the back by a petite redhead with long hair. she kissed me on the forehead and smelled like heaven and I accidentally spent $200 on her because I didn't realize how long we were back there
>>200792134For me it's the robot chicken parodies.>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY BLEW IT UP?>WHO'S THEY?>WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON?>OH JUST REBUILD IT?>YOU GOT AN ATM COMING OUT OF THAT TORSO OF YOURS LIGHTBRIGHT?
>>200791445is this a Tag and Bink comic?
>>200791641That is the worst art work I have ever seen
>>200792291>she kissed me on the foreheadIf she didn't stuff her tits in your face and bounce on your dick, you should ask for your money back.
