and left with his shirt ironed and a sandwich
three best chuck norris movies before the jannies nuke this threadgo
>>200791909Chuck Norris was bitten by a King Cobra, and after a brief agonizing 15 minutes, the cobra died.
>>200791909This is the narhwal bacons at midnight tier humor. No wonder feminism won. Men are cringe.
>>200791952Walker Texas Ranger
>>200792097YWNBAW
>>200792138You will never be charismatic, funny, or likeable.
i had forgotten chuck norris jokes
>>200792097Chuck Norris jokes predate Reddit, zoomie.
>>200792336>buttsex predates AIDsYour point?
>>200791909Kek
>>200792437Over your head.
Still not a single kino named. Was Norris a trash movie maker?
>>200791952missing in action, delta force, invasion USA ("best" doesn't mean much here)
>itt: Anthony Burch
>>200793457Chuck Norris recycles everything. Even trash movies. They turn into compost for his award winning beard garden.
>>200792306I like him
>>200791909did I just fucking time travel to 2007? fuck yeah
>>200792437kek
Chuck Norris made bacon, and it was epic.
>>200794754you sir win the internet
>>200792306I like that guy, back off.
>>200792097They hated him because he spoke the Truth
>>200791909Chuck Norris doesn't believe in consent, he just rapes
>>200795016The issue is that he can’t rape because all women consent with him
>>200791909Chuck norris died with a sin just to collect the rest from Satan
After chuck norris's daughter was raped by 8 black gangstas he went put qnd gathered them all up, then brought them home and tied them to chairs. Then he showed them how to REALLY rape his daughter
One time one of chuck norris's friends bet that he couldn't eat ten pounds of dog shit. Just to prove them wrong chuck ate twenty pounds of dog shit
Chuck Norris was the former owner.
>>200795224now that's fucking funny
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the age of consent
>>200792437What are the characteristics of something that's "Reddit" then?
>>200795614if you have to ask, you're reddit
>>200793457Lone Wolf McQuade is pretty good. He murdered Carradine decades before Uma did.
Chuck Norris’ dildo is bigger than your mom’s
>>200792306That guy rules cunt get raped
BASED
When chuck norris's uncle molested him chuck norris asked for seconds.
When Chuck Norris enters a gay bar, everyone in the bar immediately becomes straight. Then even gayer than before so they don’t disappoint him
>>200795641You just outed yourself as a 2016 tourist.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to come out of the closet. The entire universe knew he was gay since the beginning and the universe itself applauded
>>200795538Chuck Norris doesn't believe, anything he thinks becomes true.
>>200791909
>>200795614posts like yours
What kind of autism posseses a man to hate a 20 year old meme?
older chuck norris kind of looks like tim allen
>>200798392Someone who hates fun and bathes in misery.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have kidney stones. He has kidney boulders that pass through his mighty urethra with ease
>>200801103i fuckin suckem out with my mouth that has the strength of an industrial vacuum
Chuck Norris beat cancer but cancer returned to kill him in the sequel
>>2007919092005 calledthey want their humour back
>>2008013402005 was too afraid to call Chuck Norris himself and say that
>>200791952silent ragea force of oneinvasion usa
>>200791952That one with Bruce Lee.
>>200798713Wtf, is that Chuck or Tim Allen? I seriously can’t tell if you’re posting a picture of Allen to fuck with us.
Chuck Norris bumps threads after they're archived.
>>200791952Chuck Norris goes to a Black bar and calls everyone niggers
>>200792097How fragile do you have to be to seethe at that joke?
Chuck Norris facts were funny as fuck and only tryhard redditors thought otherwise.
