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why did He do it?
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Why did he give us his hardest battles: left us to rot as virgin incels?
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>>200793802
Hebe on a stick
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>>200793802
he didn't. the based romans did.
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>>200793802
To offer us salvation for our sins. Embrace Christ as your Lord and Savior and you will be forgiven. Verification not required.
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>>200793999
checked
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>>200793802
God didn't want to reset the server so he made a new character with admin powers to deal with a glitch
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>>200793802
for you. you, personally.
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>>200793802
>do it?

What did he do exactly ?
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>>200794453
he did a based
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>>200794474
but what did he do
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>>200794543
substituted wrath for mercy
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Because he knew he had a weekend in hell followed by an eternity in heaven and it didn't matter, saving your immortal soul was all the consolation he needed before he went home. If you believe anyway.
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>>200794591
>wrath for mercy

what wrath and what mercy
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>>200794543
the based
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>hey, J-man. Cool it on the holier than thou stuff
>nonsense my son, I shall share my wisdom
>ok, I'm just warning you. these guys don't play
>I shall be fi--ackkkk........
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>>200794803
lol yeah imagine rebuking a demonic jewish elite. so cringe
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>>200793999
Checked. Christ is King.
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>>200793999
>for your sins
What sins?
>you will be forgiven
Forgiven what? By whom?
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>>200793802
>Infant Gospel of Thomas
This jew had amazing magical powers as a kid, made himself a pet dragon and even murdered another kid using his magic, before he learned to control it.
Total waste of a character to have him suicide-by-Roman in the third book;
>"Jew 3; A New Testicle"
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>>200794945
>demonic jewish elite

(that wrote bible)
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>>200795720
>Thomas
non canonical. Unironically have not and will not read
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>guess I got what I deserved
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Does God know why He wants?
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>>200797556
yes
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>>200793802
Fulfil the jew prophecies...
Which led to a concentration of specially bred jews, selected over centuries for rejection of their own God
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>>200794945
you're certainly the insufferable type
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Tips for religious fasting? 37 hours in and I'm starting to really feel the hunger. Trying to keep drinking water.
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>>200798247
72 hours isn't even difficult
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>>200798247
Prayer, and walking.
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Fuck christ
Hail to the Cult.
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>>200795720
Read Houston Stewart Chamberlain please
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>>200798540
ebin



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