LOL I'M NOT EVEN WATCHING Edition >Bloodgames Season 1 starts June 25th athttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive>What is Bloodgames?Fishtank is back, but before we head into our third season we bring you Fishtank All-Stars Vampire Bloodgames-- a real life first person RPG game occupied by your favorite characters from fishtank fame. 6 all stars return to camp out in the woods for 14 days. Their objective: stay alive and don't get bit. During the day, players may visit the town, explore locations, loot for supplies, or fortify their camp. At night, the monsters come out to play. Fish must avoid the vampires, level up, and brave the unpredictable elements. Beware: your bitten allies may come back to get you. They know your camp well.>Socialshttps://pastebin.com/raw/MkxawPjr>Restreamhttps://flowstreams.pw/fishtank>Playlisthttps://rentry.org/fishtank-2-1-playlist>MPV script for clippinghttps://rentry.org/mpv-clip-lua-script>What do I do with item drops?Consume them for XP, craft them into rarer items worth more XPhttps://fishtank.guru/>Missed the show and the previous seasons?Archives: https://pastebin.com/raw/wxn1Nv5D>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limit >>200804168
cool an owl
The owls have arrived. Time for the Twin Peaks arc
The people demand Evil Kevin
tay and creature arguinghttps://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1719956813637318.webm
when did they switch the smokes to american spirits? them thangs will make even seasoned marlboro red smokers nauseous
>scaring the owlUh oh, the nature spirits will punish you for that.
>>200806801Why did you make this and why do you keep posting it?
Filling jars for Creature!
I love Chinese Letty!
I demand creature to come our dressed like this NOW
>>200806785i haven't smoked in 5+ years but the perique blend/black pack are some of the best tasting cigs on the market
>>200806802>Weight Class: Welterweighthe's probably a heavyweight now
>>200806785I love spirits but they last too long
>>200806785i skipped reds and went straight to spirits
>>200806660
So apparently if you use the site function to clip the last minute, but do it multiple times less than a minute apart, it bugs out and you get a single small clip instead of two overlapping 1-minute clips :/anons please immediately report any bex sightings
>>200806802jon would dummy this kwab in a fight
>>200806832https://www.tumbex.com/luffmetender.tumblr/posts?page=1&tag=me
>>200806785i skipped all of those and went straight to cigarillos
Is Vance coming back for s3? I'm assuming Josie has already been replaced by one of the new hires. But is there any point for Vance to come back?
>>200806872I like fatty
>>200806867just download a chrome add on
>>200806733I thought this was Taxcin by the thumb
anything notable happen today?
>>200806888Yeah
>>200806872he's so chill
>>200806867Bex spec'd all her points in cake.
>Trish stuck in her little stall that nobody gives a fuck about
>>200806888Brian will replace him
>>200806904Do you mind deleting this?
Post all of thecreature picsYou know the ones
>>200806883rillos are for blunts and people too poor to buy cigs
>>200806904>$50 is all it takes to penerate that Pendleton pussy
>>200806867Sam's is such a sleeper build from all the fat covering his gains.
>>200806733donjolly.com
>>200806904uber vance/xavier kino with the blacksmiths wife
>>200806904not really
found creature's manyvids accounthttps://www.manyvids.com/Profile/1001082768/luffmetender/Store/Videos
>>200806888Probably not. Seems like they've expanded the core team by at least 5 new people
licking creature crevices
>>200806733This happened while I was at workI missed the kino part of the day
>>200806904DELETE
>>200806904Lots of Xavier kino
fatty needs to make some chicken salad
>they sent grindr dates to my dying grandma's house
>Mauro is drinking vodka AGAINkek, this alcoholic fat fag
>>200806979He'll burn it
>what about a grown man pretending to be a retarded baby >make the fish do Chinese accentsSame wrote these bits didn't he
Looking forward to tonight's goblin encounter
>>200806972Lmao this mother fucker committed to the role. None of the current fish could pull this off
slayin gargoyles watchin fishtank
>>200806888Vance isn't the most interesting character, but I think that he was a good help with the production team. They will keep him around.
Love and LifeHate and Death
>>200807011Nah this reeks of jet. He's great at crafting the least interesting situations
>>200807011The chinese curse happened like a minute before Sam walked outside to box, so yeah
>>200806827fuckin same
Something is just off with 2.5, I'm not even talking about the quality problems that come with shooting outside. That creative spark isn't popping this time. I think Jet and the gang are worn out, 3 seasons in 14 months is too much desu
>>200806785I used to smoke export a green (canada fag) and had spirits a few times and felt like i couldnt even get a proper pull off of them they were shit. maybe they're different in america i dont know
>>200807014i hope they keep increasing the number of goblins
>>200807031Living proof that you get the face that you deserve
It’s awesome how this turned into a regular fishtank season where nothing happens besides Chris monologuing for hours until midnight where there’s 40 minutes of action
>>200807023He's great when he gets into a bit. Him dancing around in the background of the aborted karaoke bit was funny
>>200807011pretty sure both of these have been done on both seasons already. the difference between these and xavier bits is apparent
>>200806985I keep seeing this quoted, who said that?
tai barely talks anymore :(
>>200806972Why didn't they give him a button down shirt or a pre rip? Looks pathetic that he can't tear the shirt off.
>>200807031good thoughtsevil thoughts
>>200806932>>200806974Why? My adult son wants something like this but unfortunately the only one i can find is sold out :/
Just woke up. Evil kevin bros wheres our boy? I don't see him on any of the cams
>>200806883these things were the reason for my decline in lung health at a very young age
>>200807045They're packed pretty tight, you've gotta pull on them more than normal cigs for sure. They also last a bit long for my liking. Excellent for spliffs tho
>>200806972tay absolutely could never
>>200807058Jet may be incompetent, but he's very consistent at running out of ideas.
try not to fall in love challenge.difficulty level: impossible
>>200807092Oh no no no no no
>>200807092Sheriff Ben kicked him
>>200807058and you can't even change the camera, there's no escape
>>200807092Scott put him in a coma.
>>200807069Tay's smug arrogant fag new bf got doxxed and had a bunch of gay niggers sent to his grandma's house (he lives with his grandma)
>>200806933this
No Taylor or TJ on screen me no watchie
I just wanna see this wigger one last time
>>200807077
>>200807092He left, supposedly for good, but they already said he got kicked off once and he came back so I don't know if it's real.
>>200807072oh, so she's a slut?Knew there was something off on those eyes.Fucking whore.
>>200807054Goblins multiply very fast
>>200807041I think doing 2 seasons a year is a mistake, they need to do it once a year and have it last like 4-5 weeks instead. Everyone, fish and production, is just totally burnt out by week 6
>>200807092he's gone, apparently the money he paid ran outi think it's a bit though idk, he seemed too funny to be an oliver
>this show sucksis that what jon said?
>>200807108you must be fucking hideous to like that fat white trash bitch
I wish Shinji didn't KWAB his way out of Fishtank and the wigger crew, him and Xavier would have been unstoppable
>>200807152This chair sucks, he just talks all retarded
>>200807070He's reached the point he does every season where he just gets bored with the show. I don't blame him.
Fatty works so well as a background prop not trying to be the main character
did anyone find out who the brown girl with the nice legs is?
>>200807108>fall in love with a 6/10 whorelollmao even
>>200807163Shinji sucks, man
>>200807150He name dropped Damiel as his friend the first day so he’s just a friend of theirs
Any clips of Xavier shutting up Tayleigh earlier?
>>200807144kek these pics are so perfect. i mean what are the odds youd get both tay and jimmy making an ugly face in the same boy girl order as tjxtaylor.you literally cannot script this shit up.
>>200807157the lady doth protest too much
>>200807163having xavier fanboy over shinji would be great
>>200807163shinji cant even speak english
>>200807171ah yes indeed indeed
>>200806972how long ago was this
>>200807135Also unemployed
>>200807041Fishtank season 1 was a huge success beyond what anyone thought was possible. Jet immediately let that go to his head and thought he was some creative genius. Everything since then has been terrible with diminishing returns so they're getting burnt out and frustrated
Jon is one of the best parts of thia season but only has 800 endorsements which is silly, people need 2 get over how he acted with Sylvia
>>200807092he quit just like Cole in season 2
>>200807190It's the syncronicities jet was talking about
If you hate these two, you're not white. Simple as.
>>200807092he's gonna come back tomorrow in a different costume for sure. one of my favorite recurring bits this season desu
Creature's gonna catch shit for sleeping in a bed that isn't made out of damp leaves on the forest floor from the Duke soon
post more goblins
>>200806785should give them some american spirit browns unfiltered
>>200807190quite Neptunian
>>200807190lighting on both is neptunianone has a holy glowthe other is in the void
>>200807163nobody would know what the fuck that 9 iron would be trying to say the entire time and it would be disney level cringe. no thanks.
letty just destroyed sam
>>200807209this guy gets it
>>200807219
>"Hey you guys are being boring buzzkills. Can you participate in the roleplay please?">"Uhhhhh *jimfaces*">"Hey do racist accent all day".>"1488 1488 think it dream it do it Fishtank fans are losers I'm cool and interesting and have a life"
>>200807209nice projecting jeet. you will never be white and you will never get laid.
im gonna start failRP'ing niggas on sight
>>200807190Well when the audience does the work for him it's not THAT impressive.
>>200807236what movie is this?
>>200807219Why is Jay Leno green?
In a way 2.5 is harder than 2 because you actually have to be funny instead of just withstand torment.
>>200807072>people acting like these tiktoks are new lol
guess whos here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! creature cam!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>200807163Yeah, he would have been epic. Imagine him screaming OBAMNA IN THE WOODS.
>>200807072I find it amazing how the friend always looks like a prostitute that was murdered two day ago
>>200807268whats the tik tok name
>>200807149yeah and this isn't a regular show either, it's 24/7 for 6 weeks, that's way too much. following this show feels like a chore after week 1
>>200807072>>200806951*hits pipe*
has 2.5 been swatted yet?
airsoft fatty cardiac event soon PLEASE
scott tries way too hard to funny
>>200807240getting old this shithave they completed even 1 quest?lazy retarded faggots
fuck this im going to bed
Chinese Letty is doing things to me bros...
>>200807227youre rightBRAVO JET BRAVO
>>200807291surprisingly no
>>200807298he is funny, you're probably just too young to get it
>>200807234With her sideways pussy?
>>200807209this ends poorly for TJ. too naive to know whores dont change. she will get bored and fuck around and blame him for being so passive
What is Sam doing, resistance bands
>>200807290that's a gnome retard
>>200807209Reminds me of a picture of my parents. Blessed
>>200806785what the fuck are you talking about they're the best cigarette on the marketthey're smoking them up with luxury
>>200807304i always wonder if shes ok because she was so normal and subjected herself to this show
>>200807163Shinji was Don Jolly'd
>>200807304Built for Cole
>>200807108Every since I saw the pictures of her when she was fat and ugly, I can still see the ugly fat nerd no matter what. This transformed orc doesn't fool me
>>200807072JC just picked up a new friend that trying to do the same thing to her. corrupt whores are the worst
Are the fish>too lazy>too stupidto realize they should be quest farming from the NPCs?
fatty is tired and hungry
>>200807292way more likely sam has an attack than fatty
TJ just walked. check twitter
>>200807290Please do not use my gifs to imply that Taylor is a whore, I am better at deadlock than you and Taylor is perfect
>>200807333cole is a pathetic whiny virgin whose first kiss was trish
>>200807330cigarette tier list??
>>200807333someone post the zoom call screencap
>>200807190The tay and jimmy pic looks like it was taken in hell
>>200807348I think they tried on previous days and the NPCs had nothing for them
High quality Creature https://gofile.io/d/zNj3Sl
i haven't caught them playing yugioh yet, do they actually know the rules or
>>200807365whats that fill me in
>>200807367That's where they're both going
>>200807322evil thoughts. careful
>>200807363Calm down jet
>>200807365is this what you mean? kek
>>200807376The Trader seems to be the resident Yugioh expert
>>200807314He's trash and I'm older than he is. He's stiff as a board.
Just want to say I hate Fatty, that is all.
>>200807205>Jet immediately let that go to his head and thought he was some creative genius. big brother + IP2 = kurbick
Predictions for deer? My guess either Frank or Bummy.
>>200807364He likes lights. Should probably put his mouth on a car exhaust
>>200807375Not clicking that
>>200807380lol
>>200807375CREATURE CAM
>>200807379Cole standing awkwardly while Brian joins a Zoom call with CK, its this>>200807391
>>200807401simmons
>>200807190synchronicitybros...
I think xavier is playing the deer. he's at the soda cam right now
>>200807375if you download anything posted in this thread you deserve exactly what you get
>>200807363virgin
>>200807375>creature buttplug
>>200807397what time does the nursing home make you go to bed?
>>200806883based, for me it's russian cream bandidos
>>200807410new favourite image
>annoy everyone all night with stupid sounds so they don't sleep good>every is tired and boring the next day Bravo jet
>>200807373So it's just Jet being a lazy pos again. Got it.
Hope they just rip off the WKUK deer sketchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI
Status check --Xavier: successfully turned Jon and TJ, working on Jimmy, gave up on lost cause Tayleigh, neutered by the basement wiggersJon: revealed to Letty he's turned, playing spy in campQuests status: ignored by all the braindead fish treating this like a Tayleigh streamTotal Tayleigh Annihilation: paused out of concern she will an heroaccurate?
>>200807410JC, not CK
>>200807391https://archive.org/details/2024-01-22-23-55-21/
>>200807444maybeor just not really understanding how things would play out in practice
>>200807144Lubecooch only has good thoughts about subjecting his daughter to tentacle rape.Taylor only has good thoughts about big black security guards.>>200807375C R E A T U R E
why are they doing nothing and speaking with accents?
>>200807209If you're a TJ fan and you're not a woman or a homosexual then you need to reevaluate your life.
>>200807417It's a gofile link retard
they can't fool me.
>>200807397Scott is a charisma void
>bradeei hope letty does the chinese voice forever
>>200806846It's because they're incredibly packed. Roll it between you thumb and index finger. I used to be able to kill one in 4 minutes.
>>200807458No, not accurate, the Duke personally turned Jon in response to Tay and Vance being retards teamkilling him for no reason. Also gave him "mod powers".
>>200807458>neutered by the basement wiggersXavier was able to use the scroll of undo restraining order so hopefully this means they realized it was a horrible idea to coddle the dyke like this
>>200807458Jet's lazy and not giving the NPCs quests to give the fishes. Letty was trying to ask for quests about 30 minutes ago but no one had anything.
any ladies in the chat
>>200807363and trish said she regretted it
>>200807415Mirrors are kino generators in fishtank. I wish I had my S1 folder, so many good mirror shots with Simmons, Jon, Damiel, and Chris.
>>200807489bawwy peppa
>>200807506Tj is Xavier's top dogJon is Duke's power bottom
>>200807144TJ is the average shonen protag. Comic relief who won with the power of friendship, and got the girl.
>>200807470They should give the NPCs an exclamation mark hat whenever they have a quest available
that deer looks like cole
>>200807480someone was posting betty content in a passworded archive a few days agothat was on gofile toodo you trust that?
>>200807536cole would quit before wearing a deer costume
>>200807314what is funny about him? please tell
>>200807473because the nazi dyke ruined the show
>>200807542betty has content thats disgusting
>>200807472what's this bittys lubecooch status?
brown chick has nice legs
>>200807468>if they invited me back i would take tayleigh's panties and put then on my headkek based cole
>>200807534or actually use the notice board in town, having the NPCs put up quest notices after Jet's explained the quest to them and anyone else involved
Someone post that greentext about a guy raping a deer lol
>>200807519It's not jet fault! We need to all pitch in and hit those donation goals so we can see the fish do more quests! Cmon guys let's really give it our all!!! I'm donating 100 dollars RIGHT NOW
Betty lives inside my computer now
Why are they making Jon chase a deer NPC around the forest when he has a broken hamstring
OUT OF BOUWNDSFAIW RP
OUT OF BOUNDS IS FAIL RP
>OUT OF BOUNDS FAIL RPi love how jon is the one one taking this seriously lol
ITS FAIW AW PEE
>>200807435>youre too young >youre too old unfunny faggot u probably paid for this slop
>Jon rulefagging NPC's
Do you think fail rp will become part of Jon's everyday vocabulary?
>>200807562yeah you're avoiding the question, fuck younot clicking your shit
>>200807594>>200807595>>200807597DWOP DA LOOT
>Jon running through the woods with a fucked up legYou gotta give it too him, he's A trooper.
blockhead letty!
>>200807533>got pushed to the win as a poor excuse for a scripted character building arc by witless Jet and Sam and in the process matchmade and assigned a clout and money hungry e-girl who always needed a place to stay>is lauded over by redditor fishtank (read: not MDE) fans because daddy sam and uncle goran say soI hope he impregnates Taylor and she has to leave him because he molests his own daughter
>>200807506Oh I got mixed up. What's the status of Jon's relationship with Xavier? Is he playing both sides for power?>>200807508>Xavier was able to use the scroll of undo restraining orderThank the spirits. I missed this.
>>200807489>HWE WAZ OWN DA GWOND BEFWORE WE HWEARD DA SHWOT
https://fishtank.live/clip/63825
FAIL RP
>>200807582you are the most noble of men
WHAT DA FUUUUUUUCK
you can tell jon is one of the best fish because they still have him running around with that fucking leg
Faywl Awwpee
>>200807624I think he's duke's spy
deer clearly has an arrow deflecting shield
>>200807621Stay mad fag.
why is jon's class Comms, what does he do?
that leg is never going to fucking heal
Who's the deer? Kevin?
dunye is the deer
wow look at that, evil kevin is a deer now
>>200807604you're talking to Forkbomb, he's the ultimate paypig
>Ha got you again>Starts running away>COME ON WUT DA FUUUK
Lmao I think the deer is Evil Kevin
hes really gonna lose that leg. But its worth it. Shine brightly Jon
>>200807656he's really good at communicating and speech
>>200807435Glad you're enjoying your youth sitting hear watching this.>>200807470He should have gave the NPCs a bunch of quest scripts. They just dick around in the Schitty cam too much. I get that part of this is just winging it because the chaos is funny but there's still too much down time.
>>200807615that wasnt me posting the link i was being genuine
>>200807621probably just take a break for a bit man
>>20080764120 bucks syas he just sat on the floor holding his breath till they said he could go back on
>>200807660Looks like it.
>>200807618Nah he's for real, that nigga for real
where are they?
they should bring in lilecchigirl to play a succubus character
>>200807624He's playing both sides to help the team, but both sides know hes trying to play them so they are both just using him and making him look bad. Its working for Jon tho because the rest of the team is retarded.
>>200807072Cute always
what happened to jon's leg? i've seen how badly it's bruised but how did it happen? did the tard fall out of a tree or something?
Has Tayleigh gotten a single TTS or cigarette today? Lmao she doesn't draw a dime. KWAB
>>200807702Fucking at their hotelDallas won btw
Isn't hunting deer with a bow real hard? I think most of the time you have to wait for them to bleed out?
>>200807621Trvth Nvke
>>200807702Injured by Jimmy
>>200807670Got me belly laughing
>>200807728scary eyes
>>200807686idgaf
>>200807621other posters will call you crazy or gay but they will never call you wrong
>>200807728She's turning into Cole.
>s2.5 nearly half way over>50% of cameras still downbravo goran
Serious question do their lives restore with sleep or how does that work?
>>200807731there are no hotels they are all shacking up in the 9k sq ft house
>>200807732arrows will leave a larger wound channel than a bullet will. you can drop animals quicker with a bow
>>200807405>>200807417>https://gofile.io/d/zNj3Slseeing that you guys are gay already i'd say you should install tr00nix to atleast comfort your schizophrenia and paranoia
there are so many rpgs to take inspiration from for an infinite amount of content for something like this and Jet has nothing interesting for us?
>>200807702>>200807731why are you cucked virgin niggers like this?
>>200807744dont be mean to me im a friend
>>200807651Pedo Status: Enabled
JonLetty is the OTP
>>200807604haven't paid a single penny, just been watching recaps and browsing these threads
>>200807621KEK. hope that never happens though. kids dont deserve to be hurt because of their shit parents.
guys i think creature is hurtin and it hurts me that shes hurtin and im not there to cuddle and grope her juicy titties and secretly finger her in jimmy's bunk
scrumptious jimmy cuisine
>>200807757wdym cole was a tts magnetalso why do you keep talking about cole faggot
>>200807759remember the drone cam
>>200807776They used up all their stolen twitter ideas
>>200807728Just one from what I've seen.>>200807757How dare you.
hi ~
>>200807795Gee I wonder why this dude has hemorrhoids
>>200807728They banned my account for a negative TTS
Go Jon go
>>200807784You are the one who wishes he rapes a child
Really taking care of that leg, Jon.
>>200807781what do you mean?fucking is great
Is it really torn hamstring? How could he be running around like this with torn hamstring?
>>200807784Im glad you're out here wasting your life caring. No one else will.
>>200807804they could've spent an afternoon reading the ad&d dungeon master's guide and filled up every day with stuff I'm so mad
disgusting coomer freak
Jon is running and jumping with a torn hamstring and ACL lmao
>Jon clawing his assfucking kek
>>200807795why do they always let this negger cook?
>>200807797Production are STILL mad at cole for BTFOing them and they post in these threads to try and turn us against him
>>200807795Have they ever cleaned that cast iron?
>>200807108pure beauty
>>200807816hey gurl
Pretty based
anyone got the clip of blacksmiths wife singing the evangelion song?
I've been looking for a low investment chill game to play while playing this that I don't consider super high quality or something I wanna give my full devoted focus and I found it.
Jon just teabagged that deer.
does sam have aids? why is he constantly coughing
>teabaggingbased
KEK jon teabagging the deer
>>200807858are you fucking with me or do you actually think production posts here
What if Jon thinks it’s a real deer and tries to skin it?
>>200807855Yeah
>>200807846lol was that actually his account though or did he beat the allegations?
>>200807842Probably just a partial tear. There's no way he could run on a fully torn hamstring.
>>200807875https://x.com/feeshtank/status/1808226779804672009
Qrd on the goblin? I missed his first appearance but last night he was kino>>200807812What was it?
>>200807882he has asthma
>>200807860can we recognize the shoes
>>200807893I'm more worried he'll fuck it
>>200807878This would be a decent game if it had fast travel.
the deer was the chef
>>200807855Because the rest are actually worse at cooking than Jimmy.
>>200807875>pabst blue ribbonstupid fucking bitch>>200807882google tren cough
K I N G J O N
i was in it for da kiww
Does anyone else think they'd be entertaining af if they went on fishtank.
>>200807882it's tren cough, look it up
>>200807860they look naked kek
Jon's retard strength and pain tolerance will prevent him from healing his leg. He's too stupid for his own good.
what does the brown girl even do besides hang out in town and vape?
im so glad jon is having fun
>>200807897the common consensus is it was either not his, or it was his where he would shitpost but doesnt want to say that because it would still look bad
watching them sprint past jimmy's bodycam was funny
>>200807897The consensus is that it was real but TJ denied it and sam decided it would be better for it to be memoryholed so everyone listened and stopped talking about it because daddy sam said so
>>200807031Is that tayleigh's hand? Jesus christ
Abu Ghraib
>>200807937omg! me! oh boy would i be so entertaining as a 4chan boring antisocial anon!!!!!!!
So Frank isn't coming because of tayleigh, Huh... Fucking kick this bitch
>>200807948eye candy for people who only watch schitty
I mean look at this shit. Paying these people to just sit around. They are entertaining themselves.
>>200807958is it ben?
>>200807795how do you live to 29 and cant cook look at this shit
Jon has gone legs both times he's had to carry someone now, why is that?
Hey guys Greek food grey goose anon hereI’m thoroughly drunk and just jerked off to girls who don’t shave Just dmd creature Probably gonna play remnant 2 or the thaumaturge in a bit
jon has forgot about his leg again
>>200807937seek help
>>200807937I would just be a vance in the know. I would bait the others for /tv/ memes
>>200807937I would be an even more boring version of vance
Carrying the show, literally
>>200807948look cute
>>200807983chef guy
>>200807973brown girl is sexy, moar?
>>200807968ill be pissed if true
>>200807957yes its fucking gross and mannish
>>200807845kek this. theres a ton of campaign books out there
>>200807983It's one of the camera guys/the chef. the guy with the arabic tattoo on his neck. i think they said his name was Justice
Creature is probably sleeping in the camp because they should ask her for something.
You're gonna have a sticky situation at the camp tomorrow. Like what?LOTTA PISS Oh. Yeah.
>>200807846inb4 PJmaxxers adhom and gaslight you for telling the trvth
>>200807992>>200807993you think you would be a vance but you would be a jon or jimmy
why does production keep giving these guys skin tight costumes where you clearly see their dicks
>>200807968i love it when no one acknowledges my OC and then it gets posted in the next thread kek
>Xavier>I'ma head outVance is allergic to content
>>200807995King Jon
i was asked to do an interview for fishtankj but i got scared and said no
>>200807958lmao
>>200807937No. I have the personality of a brick.
jon's knees by the end of this
Just got home what did I miss? Did Tai really take creature to bucee?
>>200807860not gay btw
Its not really fair, Jon has homefield advantage. Hes a mountain man after all
>it was a wise move to be sprinting around right nowi fucking love xavier
>>200807903>https://x.com/feeshtank/status/1808226779804672009thanks fren
>>200808021Nah im not that retarded.
has there ever been a better character than opiate empowered jon?
>>200807342You can still see the dorkiness. Her hairstyle helps her a ton. She's still cute though, but yeah.
>>200808012>>200807999k
yes i see
PUNCH ME GWEG
>>200807937yes but only if you guys give me lists of codewords and a script to go on haha.
>>200808051any time>hail fren
Every interesting fishtank contestant has been autistic. Lesson in there
>>200807892they pay the mods to keep these threads up, you better believe the wiggers have interns patrolling /ftl/
>>200808052lol whatever you say pal
>>200808075Greg won.
>Jon, Letty and Xavier are the only ones that tryThe rest suck desu.
chinese letty is my favorite contestant
BEX CURSE!you get to fuck bex but if you don't get dubs you will never be able to pull your dick out for the rest of your life, essentially becoming a conjoined twin with bex
>>200808021No I would literally respond "yeah" in monotone to everything
>>200808088HIRE ME AS INTERN GUYS IM A FEMALE
Jon probably played a human male paladin in WoW.
I think Xavier is upset
Fuck Sam, Jan should be the host of all future fishtanks
>>200808089are you actually jealous, how sad and pathetic.not all of us are spergs anon
Xavier (any form), Chinese Letty, Jon on opiates, Shapeshifter Kevin, and Vampire Jon are all top tier
>>200808112me2
>>200808021Almost everyone here would be a Cole or a Vance
Jon assuming that if he doesn't drink blood he gets stronger is 1000IQ awareness of the usual vampire lore
>>200808102If you were to get onto s3 doing that, you do realize that is something jimmy would do right. Retard kwab
>No I'm not Chinese I can barely speak English already
>>200807937not if i had to be a fish but if i could be a freeloader you guys would love me
>I'm not Chinese I can barely speak english alreadyHAHAHAHAHAH Jon is killing it.
>>200807990it's ok. he doesn't believe in injuries.
sam looking fat
I'm actually hype for the boss fight against Goremedius
xavier and duke are both brothers so jon receiving dukes blood is same as xaviers blood
>>200808075Jon wouldn't last a single round against Greg.
How Sam stayed there for?
>>200808140>The most popular or a content loserSuch a wide margin
I expected Jon to be horrible and he turned out to be one of the best parts. He locked into the RP like no other fish.
>>200808135>he says as he posts in the obscure 4chan ftl threadkwab
>>200808137r u cool we could be friends
>>200808158He fucking is.
>Sam deliberately got a pump on before appearing shirtless
wtf they're going to eat the dude, I mean the deer??
>>200808176Playing in the woods is what he does all day anyway
>>200808170
>>200808144What?
>>200807149I agree but I don't think they're too concerned with quality or longevity.
>>200808100checked
>>200808174I would simp at the cute asian girl and she would be receptive cause I'm handsome and white
>>200808208BASED GREG
Imagine if Tay was there instead of Jon. What would she be doing right now?
>>200808177>obscureyou don't know what that means
>>200808140trvke, they hate on cole and vance here because they see themselves in them
what happened in the past few hours i took a nap cause it was hot i think last i saw was the singing in town i forgetand now i just watched jon kill the dog and for some reason him and letty are speaking like they got hit by a spell of chinese
Jesas, Sam's breathing is horrible, is it on purpose?
>>200807925>>200807938that's not what tren cough is you stupid fucking dyels. He also doesn't use tren.
>>200808224making faces I guess
kinography.
>>200808224jim faces
Director cam looks great in the twilight hours lighting
>>200808224i don't think they'll involve her in the main storyline whatsoever at this point
>when the cams go down mid monologue
Based VapeXier
>>200808112if you want to get hired by bicflame you should go to r9k and namefag, that's how jet got in
>>200808224>DUUUUDE WHAT IF I GOT LIKE A "DEAGLE" HUH *jimfaces to the camera with a smug look*
absolutely ghoulish
>Sam just got mad and leftKEK
>>200808219you wish
I love the bit where the cameras go down whenever Sam is doing his Gormedious character and he gets mad.
>>200808236the creature is sleeping in jimmy's bed and the brown girl is in town shooting guns
>>200808264>>200808269jesus sam is getting fat
Three strikes JET!
jon needs like 10 more pieces of gear to wear. just keep giving him shit
>>200808273what happened?
>>200807621What a bizarre thing to say
>>200808209If you had your dream come true of getting on S3 and tried to do your vance larp that would just make you become the next jimmyThe fact that you can't understand my previous post tells me you're autistic and you'd fit right in
>>200808264It looks like he’s wearing a fake stomach
STRIKE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>200807468oh my gosh cole fumbled so hard JC wanted him bad dude she really liked him
>>200808027o7
>>200808289sam was getting into his RP and all the camera feeds went down
>xavier has grown tired of tayleighwe all are xavier
>>200808267what is namefag im so stupid
>>200808289camera man fucked up
Jet will never get paid
I'm so glad Jon got into RPing
>JON IS WORKING WITH XAVIER TO GET RID OF TAYLEIGHBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
im guessing they never got the shit to cure tais blindness yesterday and that they abandoned the gimmck?
It kinda sucks Xavier is in character all day 24/7, even jon is in character now and then sam comes through and drops character in 1 minute."Get in the shot""Ill get lower"Like you could still convey that without breaking RP. Xavier is better at this than Sam.
>>200808284steroids
>>200808230Nigger 25 people post here
>>200808328KINO
KIIIIINOO
>even without dis hat i could pick dem off one by onelove this lil nigga
>>200808314lurk for at least two years before posting
>Jon correctly sussing out that tayleigh is only using Jimmy
>>200808328if they do this I will become a jon enjoyer and never call him a retard again.
>>200807925>>200807938kek sam takes tren what a faggot
Hes asian he doesnt know how to do time
>>200808331>Samsam has been a huge disappointment this season. i cant remember a single memorable bit
>>200806871nooooo.. noooooooooooooooo......
Why come they don't act like they're in animal crossing
>>200808269>Jon understands how Tayleigh works and how she needs JimmyHoly shit, he isn't actually retarded.
>>200808331It's really funny meta comedy you wouldn't get it.
>canyon to wools
>>200808330they did
Jet and Sam are /r9k/ through and through, they view this entire site through the robot lense. They think the mde fan base is /r9k/. Fishtank is scripted projection directed at us with contempt
>>200808338over 2k threads in a year. you couldnt come to /tv/ some months without seeing a thread about it. you are dumb
>canyon foh wulesKEK
>>200808348hey... i dont wanna wait
>>200808354so obvious even a retard can see it
>THRALL OF THE FOUL PUPPET XAYLEIGH
>>200808326His costume right now is kino, he looks like a powerful Elden ring character
>>200808348Jokes on you! I was larping KWAB
Jon is the hero
>>200808354jons greatest strength is his retard speech causing people to underestimate him
>>200807966>>200808364Ermm what about the bit when he destroyed stuff?
Jimmy is too big of a Tay simp to turn on her
>>200808361what did he mean by this
>>200808371what'd he do
HECANNOTBESTOPPED
>>200808295I don't want to be on this show at all. Did you think I was bragging about being like vance? I was saying that I'm a boring loser
>convincing Jimmy to turn on Tayleighgood luck
>>200808371his speech impediment masks his true power
reminder to never let tayleigh live down assaulting xavier
>>200808400o honestly dont think anyone is safe from jimmy
>>200808400yes but this is still going to be a funny plot thread
>>200808331>"Get in the shot">"Ill get lower"this is him doing a bit but it's really not funny
>>200808331sam is 40 years old larping with zoomers
>>200808398why did you tag me in this im confuised
>the winner of the season is whoever can roleplay the best>s2 cast still stuck in this faggot gameshow mindset of "winning" the game instead of being apart of the game
>>200808364He started out strong and then just gave up on day 2 for no reason
>>200808396Appear weak when strong and all that.
>>200808371Jon would be pussy slaying fratbro Chad tier if it wasn't for his accent.
autism alliance
Autism Alliance let's fucking go
>>200807937on a traditional season of fishtank, yes. i would play it like big brother. i've already planned out how i would make alliances based on how the audience likely perceives the other fishes while also bringing the hell house to the fishes from the start before production starts to ramp up the psychological torture. i would try to find the ones that are weak psychologically, find their triggers, and work with the alliances i've made to get the weakest contestants to self eliminate because we'd fuck with them constantly. ideally i would have a rock solid ally in on the plan and we would specifically target the weakest contestant and protect them and try to carry them to the end where we could then turn on the player we picked out as the absolute weakest and then begin the torture on them
>>200807855The other ones are too lazy. At least Jimmy is doing things even if he is annoying. Letty, Vance and Tay just wants to sit around
>>200808381Jet, get real. It's the same 25 mentally ill shut ins posting here. You underestimate their dedication.
>Twiangle is the strongest shape out thereWhat did he mean by this?
>>200808331ANYONE HAVE THE FUCKING CLIP?!?!?!
we must appeal to Jimmy’s autism
THE AUTISM ALLIANCE
>autism allianceholy kino
>>200808430An accident but I have no idea how I'm confused myself lamo
>>200808331Everything has to be a bit for Sam. Gotta show you aren't sincere!!
>>200808453yep you are just dumb. got it
>>200808298what he sees in the mirror
They got Jon smoking cigs baka
>>200808371he's retarded for thinking he could somehow get Jimmy to betray Tayleigh
>Just like a famous wrestling stable you seeI love Xavier
the way he put out that ciggy
>the twiangow is the stwongest shape out theweanything that comes out of jon's mouth is gold
>>200808455especially purple ones
>>200808428hes not 40 and most of them are millennials
Did Jon stomp out a cig with his bare foot what a beast
>>200808437I honestly think Sam works best with fatty, he is really good at wielding fatty’s comedic potential. Sam making him come up with freestyle poems the other day was great.
DE TWIANGLE IS DE STWONGEST SHAPE OUT DEAH
>An autism alliance, us three...>A TWIANGLE, THE STWONGEST SHAPE>Yes yes indeed.very on brand, jon
>>200808453there are over 300 unique posters in this thread alone, swear to god
>>200808414backtracking kwab
>>200807937all of that gay shit aside watching has made me want to be one of those nigs that scares people in the haunted houses around halloween. would be really fun to just be someone who could fuck with people in this setting
>>200808451s3 needs a bb superfan
Jimmy has been longhoused by Tayleigh and will betray the alliance.
>>200808479Xavier is /pw/
Who was that brown beautiful Latina goblinita
Xavier breathing in alot of plastic from that polyester mask, going straight to his balls
>>200808473A big guy
>>200808487>>200808489he wants us to triforce
>>200808441It makes him sound European
>>200808428Because zoomers can be exploited and humiliated. Fishtank wouldn't work with people 30+
>>200808465lmao
>>200808505his name was mauro and he was nontent king
>>200808495disgusting gay ogre
John's outfit is nuts he's like Shinji last season where he keeps collecting gear>DWOP THE LOOT
>>200808495No i'm actually posting from various IP's lmao
>>200808476promotes blood flow to heal his leg, ancient Chinese medicine
>>20080852030+ year olds also wouldn't stay up late and usually have careers that they can't drop for six weeks
>>200807781Most TJ/Taylor cuck posters are just people that know Taylor and her sister irl.
>>200808507is he a smark?
can't jon just say xavier's real name and get him to do whatever he wantshe forgot the name didn't he
John didn't suddenly decide to start role playing. This has just become his new reality.
>>200808496(you)
>>200808441He still looks like an FAS victim. Don't kid yourself.
If I were to bitch about one single thing from this season it would be that the wiggers won't have a camera running on the opposite end of Schitty. Everyone congregates and talks there and you can't sea or hear shit. Totally wasted opportunity over the past week.They should take the merchant cam and rotate it.
I just remember Jon is 25 years old I thought he was like 21
>>200808434S1 fish staying winning. I'm sure the reset that Jet wants to do is 100% because of how shit the s2 fish ended being.
>>200808451low iq post god damn
>>200808557He's fully immersed
>>200808428it must suck being 40 with no friends
>>200808548
>rule 1 of life is not to die
>>200808554It doesn’t work because of his speech impediment
I thought Jon knows Xavier's real name did he forget >"That being said (looks around) rule one of life is not to die
>>200808569you have it backwards, taylor looks like she has FAS, jon has none of the facial traits of that
>Rule 1 of life is... not to dieGoddamn, Jon is a fucking GENIUS
>>200808557he will try and cast spells on women when he gets out
>>200808481the chainmail is giving him steineresque promo abilities
DON GWE ME WONG TOUG
>>200808591Jon is a true philosopher.
Rule 1 Of Life:-Not to die
>>200808574like they set them all up to be a party of adventurers and you still have the backstabbing going on and its like these niggas are just rotten to the core
>>200808603my bad he has trisomy 21
FAS WOMEN ARE AWESOME TO FUCK DOGGY STYLE
Crazy that Jon is still bottom of endorsements. He's carrying the show on his back right now
>>200808483he is 39
>>200808589I want ghostly josie toppy
Jon is the main chawactew
Lmao Jon is happy he sprinted on his bad leg with pain. This retard does not understand healing an injury at all
How the fuck is Jon so kino this season?
Jon going Shirou mode.
LOL they added a trader profile picture to the site and no other NPCs
Jon now believes in the power of the rules above all else
>>200808471Cope more jet
Jon is too kino at the moment what is everyone else doing
>>200808635He's really gotten into the roleplaying.
>>200808657Opiates
keep buying jon cigs and he'll start to like them
>>200808520There are some 30+ people it'll work on, but then fishtank would be extra cringe depressing and not that funny. Think about the few 30+ people you know who wouldn't mind ruining their future prospects and can take 2 months off work to get on this show. Shit would be bleak af
god damnit imagine being jimmy and having creature in your bed but you're too scared to do anything because everyone knows you're a mallet woman crushing psychopath
>>200807209Extremelly blessed
>>200808659wrong, goblin, sex haver and sex haver gold
>>200808441Creature let him hit it because he goofy
how my flip wife looks at me while I watch fishtank for the 8th day in a row.
Jon is the only fish keeping this show going.
>>200808635the paypigs are literal retards. they made shinji the most endorsed
anyone have dreams of this shit after watching it? i have a reoccurring dream that i hear the tts sound then wake up. losing my mind
>>200808657Always has been
>>200808591>>200808607Jon is so effortlessly kino
>>200808001It's true. She said she wasn't cool with him
Can they just sacrifice taypee tonight but for real
>>200808677Tai is 36 and he’s one of the coolest guys I’ve ever seen
>>200808677>Shit would be bleak af34 year old neet here, literally me
>>200808471You were the one fantasizing about going on fishtank thinking you'd be like self insert vance lmao kwab get a reality check
Is AI-bro still here?
>>200808371People also called TJ retarded but remember on the day where they started the cell, before that, they interviewed the fish one by one to ask their analysis of the game and TJ had the most accurate perception of what was going onNever dismiss the outwardly retarded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AWjB7PaR0s
>>200808678>everyone knows you're a mallet woman crushing psychopathcreature is probably into that
>>200808677It would be complaining about backpain tank
>>200808678what would one do in that situation to fuck the creature? it/she is extremley erotic
Jon Xavier alliance will save the season.
>>200808662He's been made a mod. Makes sense.
>>200808657Adderall.
Why don't the fish get actual gear besides guns or weapons?Tai should get a cowboy hat. Vance should be more decked up in something, Tayleigh could have some bullet sash, and Letty could be in a robe or something. I don't know, make them look like they're RP characters.
>>200808657He thrives in the outdoors
>>200808428>LarpingYes that is the show retard
>>200808635i thought tay was bottom now? and the only person to actually lose endorsements
did I miss anything today?
found this in my downloads
>>200808678Jimmy would be scared even if it wasn't for thatHe doesn't know how to approach women
>>200808693His competition was Tayleigh and TJ. It wasn't a hard race
>>200808710Answering a question is not fantasy. what are you a nigger?
Wow is Sam doing the destroy stuff bit again? Absolutely laugh out loud every time i freaking love feeshtank
>>200808744You're right, I just checked. Good, it's where she belongs
NIGHTMARE IS DEAD
>>200808724id be fingerbanging her under the blanket
>>200808677Like Tai but he's immune to mental breakdowns
fucking kek sam
>tries another le epic destruction bit>bike breaksbravo sam
>>200808574>>200808626Blame tayleigh and her meth addiction.
>>200807968I don't particularly want to see frank
HEY GUYSENJOY THE ME DESTROYING STUFF BIT AGAIN?!
>>200808747Jon and Xavier attempting to make a Autistic Triangle Alliance with Jimmy to deal with the Foul Pup Xayleigh
bike is done
Sam broke his dirt bike
the duke's steed had died!
fuel line bwoken
If you were to place a bet on who would get raped first during this season, who would you put your money on?
>tay has a lit cig as she moves the bike
please tayleigh blow up in a gasoline fire please pleaee
>>200808792this really is a strong motivator isn't it? considering her actions after
Tier ListS: Xavier, Blacksmith, Blacksmith's Wife, DukeA: Sherrif Ben, Deputy Brian, Trapper, Trader/s, Vamps, Highwaymen, Jimmy, Tai, DJ, Nightmare, GregB: King Fatty, Soda Man, Goblin, Racoon, Bear, Yu-Gi-Oh, TrollSec (if they come back)C: IFunny, Zipp, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Greaser, Taylor, Bex, VanceD: Letty, Xahleigh, Cripple Jon, Production, Mauro, Scott, Creature, Mama-JujuF: Random Asian Girl, Tayleigh, Jon, SteFatty, Pedo Kenny, Blacksmith's Baby
>>200808798hate this balding bloated head orge
>smoking on the bike that she thinks is leaking gasolineretarded fucking dyke
>gas leak>ask tayleigh who is holding a lit cig to move itkek
>>200808678>she's in his bed (probably didn't even know it was his), that means she wants sexporn brain
>>200807938tren cough is only after injection. nobody has any idea what tren cough is lol
>Doing this with a lit cigaretteWe might see Tayleigh burn to death
Thoughts on Mr. Chocolate Ice Cream?
>mr chocolate ice cream
i love this ice cream gag!
>Silly Sam time
>da iceqeemJesus Sam....
>>200808718Nigger it wasn't the most accurate analysis, it was a kindergartener's analysis. He barely even said anything kys tj cuck
>>200808758tj was the clear choice. from being blackout drunk to getting beat up constantly. shinji was simply japanese
This new Mr. Chocolate Ice Cream character is great
ITS ME MISTA CHOCLIT ICE CWEAM
>everyone hates tay just because sam doesn't like her
>>200808840cringe
Sam this is too zesty run that back
This nigger sam is just mad and taking it out on shit
I cant believe Mr. Chocolate Ice Cweam showed up.
its me mr chocolate ice cream
reminds me of that filthy frank chocolate video
>>200808840unfunniest moment all season
>>200808741jesus christ youre a fucking moron
>cockwate flavowed ice cweam
Jan is really proving who the real mind behind MDE this season
Gay porn
jenis ice cream is so good
>>200808840based
>>200808692100% Tayleigh is a cuddled buzzkillJimmy is boring unless they piss him offVance, yeahTai was great before he got boredLetty is better than the rest since she's RPing but still boring
mr. chocolate ice cream is one of the best characters sam has ever portrayed.
>>200808858No no, I hate her on her own merits.
>Jimmy ruins it fast >Sam immediately bolts
Jimmy needs to shut the fuck up permanently
>>200808765>backtracking>can only resort to using slurskwab
i think jet's funnier than sam at this point
>>200808858>just because sam doesn't like herYou couldn't be more wrong
>>200808844vance wept
Ice cream status: Officially in this joint
>>200808801Interesting. Thanks
>>200808844>she was raped and vance wept
>>200808840i enjoy this character
>>200808851Then watch what the others said dumfuck
>>200808858do you really think this
>>200808866gay ai bait
>>200808884two men one cup.
WHERE'S ALL DA ICE CREAM IN DIS JOINT?
>sam and vance being funny>camera pans to jimmy being an annoying reddit faggot
This is the part where production gets really mad that the show isn't going how they planned
>>200808858I hate Sam too
Shirtless Vance makes my thing twitch
>>200808853TJ was a boring faggot who couldn't speak a sentence without stuttering 40 times
>jimmy ruins the bit>sam immediately leaves
someone needs to tell jimmy that the only time he's funny is when he's not trying to be funnyI don't like him but he definitely has a bit of natural comedy, but when he tries, he's just a fucking cringelord
>>200808903yep, its a nigger. the low IQ is a dead giveaway
>>200808903>cant understand hypotheticals>cant understand self reflectionshut up nigger
haha i love when sam breaks stuff and talks like a sesame street character this is awesome
>>200808825Yes kek. It's meth for gods sake
>>200808858>cope
>>200808940i wasn't payin attention. how did he ruin it?
>>200808939and shinji was....japanese
>>200808876This show isn't for you kid. Go and watch ishowspeed or something
>>200808901Sam deserves it for that shit bit
Why is jimmy taking like simon?
qrd?
HEY WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM IN THIS FRIGGIN JOINT?
What went wrong?
Creature!
Just got back, why was Vance getting fed cockwhip ice cream?
Would you take Summer to get some ice cream?
>>200808959talking in his idea of a chinese accent just because he heard letty doing it
>>200808866>>200808869>>200808882>>200808884All I see is a pedophile degenerate and an uncle tom cuck
>>200808959he said "cocklet ice cream" instead of chocolate XD
Would be funny if someone threw a lit cig on that gasoline spill on the bunks.
>>200808884>Did you swallow, Vance?>yeah
>>200808940jimmy's redditry torpedoed a shitty bit
Taibros... he's completely checked out.
>>200808932Season 3 better not have any vibe killing fish
stfu jimmy christ
>>200808971sam tired of 2.5 already and is starting to lose his shit
>>200808840typical 39 year old theater kid antics
>>200808840Unhealthy man abusing steroids and growth hormone needs his gas station ice cream with a plastic spoon or he will snap
>>200808985Xavier mogged the ever loving piss out of him. Wouldn't be surprised if they never do NPCs again.
>>200809015jimmy christ
>>200809009fishtank?bwokeeeeeeeeeen
>>200808999>pedophile degenerateyeah fuck tj
>alright i did my usual bits, can i get paid now?
Why is Jimmy still breathing? Why is this allowed?
>>200808916kys tjcuck, hate me all you want but I'm not wrong
>>200808941Jimmy has one of the worst personalities possible. I'd rather see him in a murderous rage than happy
>>200808985Sam is getting upstaged by one of his writers hardcore. That's why.
Remember when they took away all the food in S2 and how retarded everything became
>>200808991Mr Chocolate Ice Cream finally showed up and when that happens you just know he's feeding someone some chocolate ice cream
>>200809009Bwoken
>>200808840alt-right dogwhistle
>>200809036If Jimmy isn't having a melt down I don't want him on my screen. He fucking sucks.
>>200808961how much money have you given sam hyde?
>>200808985>this nigga is almost 40
>>200808940tbf the bit was dead on arrival
>>200809009I'm surprised it took this long
i hope mr chocolate ice cream comes back
>tayleigh I trust you enough to go near my asshole
>>200809036some people dont understand. we hate jimmy. the only times we like him is when he's in a battle against a lady
>>200808943What a loser.
>>200809063oh now its based. bravo sam
>hey jet i fucked up the campsite and made a mess of everything the team worked so hard on but i did a funny voice while doing it>can i get paid now?
>>200809009fishtank bwoke tai
Tai checked out, Sam increasingly frustrated, Tayleigh still here. Ship is sinking, Jet. Strike three?
>>200808918is this how sam plays with his kids?
>>200808858I hate her because she's a kill joy and Sam likes her.
>exploded hamstring Jon is the only fish with the heart to chase down the deer
>>200809038>one of his writersdon't you know he just goes on twitter for ideas?
Man Jon's leg is fucked
I did it brosI came out to my familyIm Bexsexual
>>200809041need her feet
>>200809040>Force a group of retards in their early 20s to only eat eggs and grits for 2 weeks.Wow, why are the fish this season so lethargic and unentertaining!?
>>200808948I understand those things. He is just backtracking from fantasizing about what he'd do if he was on S3.
>>200809089cry more chimp
>>200808858yeah that's the only reason
>>200809067Not a mondocorder but what's the big deal? I buy a coat once every two years at around this price
Insider here, Sam is furious that the camera cut out during his rp earlier. Jet is officially on strike 3 and Sam is destroying production hq with his dirt bike. Xavier tried to talk him down but Sam choked slammed him into a table and screamed “IM THE CHOCLATE ICE CREAM MAN!”
>>200809114>Im Bexsexual>not Bexualya blew it
>>200809106his fucked up leg can't stop him from having fun
Sam sperging out and slowly becoming a lolcow is my favorite part of Fishtank
>>200809114same
>>200809119
>>200809141yours is worse
>>200809067LOL broke you with one reply. Go and gossip on your gay little troon board kiwi fag
Based Creature
Is it really necessary for jimmy to whisper like that to the creature
>>200809150wow bitch, you live like this?
is jimmy the only one who smokes the cigs sent to him?
Someone needs to tell Jimmy that he isn't that funny
>>200809134POWERFUL STUFF
why is creature in jimmy's bed lol
>>200809150I mean how could you not love Bex?
lets throw creature in the fire
>>200809093>you spilt gasoline in the area they cook and smoke cigs?
jimmy got flustered when creature told him to get away. good, jimmy. feel the rage
>>200809141I just like being able to say bex and sex each time
CRINGE
>>200809141Indian-coded response
>>200809064>>200809086People who say stuff like this are the ones who would be the next jimmy character if they got on fishtank
Gotta love the Creature
>>200809168You think that would stop him?
>>200809148>slowlyBrother did you miss the phone call where he screamed at tim heidecker because he can't get health insurance? Sounded like he was on the verge of tears kek
>>200809178Creature only enjoys the most disgusting and foul places to rest
>>200809178Shes giving fuck me signals but Jimmy is as lost as TJ
>>200809178he owns her. she's his property
>>200808840worst sam bit of all time
>>200809168im sure plenty of people have. doubling down on his comedy is his cope
Sam is beating Jet's blob of a body into a bloody mush.
>>200809203No but it might make him feel sad for a few minutes and I like it when he's sad
>creature sleeping on fish's bedIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY BED
>>200809199you cant say this and not post the most recent appearance...
>>200809178She want to be bred by his 8 incher, but he's too stupid to understand.
>>200809124What you're saying is low iq and you're a loser. I'm just trying to enjoy this show.
>>20080917836
>>200809191Split her head open with a croquet mallet
>>200808635Tayleigh is now lower in endorsements than Jon. KWAB
>>200809152during the trauma dump contest you could see summers feet but it was very low resolution
>>200809215>fuck off faggot don't touch me>yeah, she wants meyou and jimbo share a brain
>>200809244keep at it ape. keep shucking and jiving for me, boy
>>200809245Long term booking. Just watch it play out
make jimmy perform stand up comedy and watch him bomb for 40 minutes
>>200808840Canonically more powerful than Duke and Xavier
>>200809263virgie
>>200809148>slowly becomingSam has been a lolcow for years kwab he has his own kiwifarms thread
Insider here. Sam has doused Jet in gasoline and keeps saying "Where's the strike three at in this joint?" while fiddling with a book of matches.
>>200809267but tell only the girls to heckle him
switching to schitty cam bc watching people hang out from a wide angle with awful audio is infinitely more palatable than jimmy trying to do a bit
>>200809267He already does that every time he talks.
>>200809267not again man
>>200809267he did that on season 2
>>200809276kek
>>200809263It's called playing hard to get. Unless she pulls out the mace it's not over
>>200809276TURN ON CNN
>>200809296how hard did he bomb?
>>200809262her tits were out at one point when she was rushing getting changed
Of course Letty is with her boyfriend, the Trader.
>>200809275>kiwifarms threadthose people are worse than the people they mock. its sad they dont get that
>>200809264Ok trailer trash
>>200809267we already saw that
>>200809310I just want to see her soles
>>200809276I’m mutuals with bex, I can confirm this. I also heard he’s making Vance film the whole thing and, you guessed it - he’s crying.
make jimmy do a set at the laugh factory
>>200809329>>200809329>>200809329>>200809329>>200809329
>>200809309i think he got some pity laughs
>>200809318All Kiwi Farm posters deserve the rope
>>200809302kek
is that just a ball of hamburger meat? wtf is going on with the food situation there. just beans for lunch and a ball of meat for dinner.
>>200809310link?
Tay is scared of Sam lol
>>200809325again nignog, better this time. really dig deep into that room temp IQ
>who is thatkek
>The Duke doesn't even recognise her anymoreCreaturebros.....
>sam starts to rp with fishCamera failure incoming
>>200809359The Jimmy special.
>>200809359they give them ingredients but jimmy has declared himself the camp chef and he doesn't know how to cook
WHAT IS THIS MUSIC FROM FFS
>>200809339i would watch this
>>200809393He’s moved on, he’s with minion now
