My name is Lemony Snicket and I'm here on an image board formerly owned by Christopher Poole known as "4chan". I have come to the television & film board of this website to inform you that you should close the tab you have opened to view it in your web browser of choice, and go elsewhere. You will find no joy, amusement or wit in this cesspit, a word which here means a hive of scum and villainy the likes of which can only be bested by the most depraved denizens of the Kiwi Farms. If you wish to retain any semblance of sanity, optimism or sanctity you will replace this website's address in your browser with one less damaging to your psyche for, should you choose to remain, I can promise only pain, misery, despair, depravity, and insanity.
The '04 flick was kino. Particularly Browning.
>>200816201I like this dude but he was a weird choice for Lemony Snicket. I like the Jude Law interpretation a lot better.
>>200816201when's the next adaptation? something animated like coraline would be nice
