He's sweating to the oldies in Heaven. RIP.
So is Pauly shore still gonna do the movie now?
>>201269280>Milton Teagle Simmons was born in New Orleans, Louisiana, on July 12, 1948, to Leonard Douglas Simmons Sr., and Shirley May (née Satin). He was born to "show-business parents" and raised in the French Quarter of New Orleans.[6] Simmons has an older brother, Leonard Jr.[7] Their father was raised Methodist and worked as a master of ceremonies and later in thrift stores, while their mother was Russian Jewish and was a traveling fan dancer and later a store cosmetics saleswoman.[8]
>>201269280We lost Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons on the same day?!Someone check in on Slim Goodbody, stat!
>>201269280wtf his birthday was yesterday too and just posted thanking people for the birthday wishes. that fucking housekeeper definitely killed him
>>201269374He probably just had a heart attack in his sleep like most old people.
>>201269374i have a feeling hes been dead for years and that housekeepers just been weekend at bernies-ing him for the last decade
>"his last day before retirement" trope
>>201269280TMZ has it. They literally have people who work in various LA area hospitals that tip them off when a celeb croaks. https://www.tmz.com/2024/07/13/richard-simmons-dead-dies-fintess-guru/
>>201269401for a guy who devoted his life to fitness and being healthy, dying right after your 76th birthday seems kinda young, i thought most health nuts lived into their 90s
It was his birthday yesterdayWTF?
>>201269315Who was in the wrong here?
>>201269453He was into aerobics and part of the 80's aerobics craze, but he spent like at least 10-15 years as some weird neurotic recluse. That can't be good for your health.
>>201269280damn i was hoping one day he'd re-emerge from his hiding from the world. probably been in poor health and looks terrible since hes disappeared and didnt want the world to see him looking like that
>fitness guru>dead before 80Hmmm
>safe and effective
>>201269280RIP, always seemed like a really good dude
>>201269486Richard Simmons was legitimately crazy at the end, so I don't blame him for being weird. His family willl likely want a cash prize, so the movie is likely to get made now. They will likely donate to some center or something.
F. I always liked that Whose Line episode where he sucked Colin's dick or something
>>201269280Status?
>>201269280Wasn’t he just swearing his health was fine and he didn’t have cancer?
>>201269280Noooooooooooooooooooooo
>>201269315Richard's life wasn't that interesting to begin with
>>201269486>brings up his mom
Literally yesterday:https://people.com/richard-simmons-celebrating-76th-birthday-candle-on-zucchini-exclusive-8677078
>faggot he's cooking in hell now. good riddance
Who?
>>201269280F
did Oj simpson get a sticky?
>>201269422
>>201269422>>201269583YOU WILL NEVER BE HIM
>>201269280Are you fucking kidding me? He gets a sticky?
>>201269363>We lost Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons on the same day?!>Someone check in on Slim Goodbody, stat!Fuck you're old. So am I :-^(
anyone has his whos line is it appearance in good quality?
>>201269485people can in fact die on their birthdays
>>201269617I think he did on /sp/, not here.
>>201269280if it was a fitness god, why didn't he live longer?
>>201269374probably did too much coke at his birthday party and his heart gave out
>>201269280Now he's sweating in Hell.
>>201269636This is an 80s board
>>201269363Ya, people always used to say they came in threes.
>>201269540it's a classic. guaranteed to laugh every time you watch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-r4Flc_d2M
>>201269280>gets a stickyzoomers literally have no fucking idea who this guy is
Rest in peace
i stay at home and listen to jodie mitchell records
>>201269653Between those Hertz commercials and the trial he was /tv/ longer than /sp/. Another miscarriage of justice.
>>201269559>Richard's life wasn't that interesting to begin with1. Fat guy weirdo.2. Works out and loses weight.3. Jumps along the aerobics craze and becomes a big star.4. Goes fucking crazy recluse and loses his mind5. diesThat's a kino story.
>>201269486>absolutely desperate for attention >also 100% correctAlways an odd dynamic.
>>201269280Posing with fan mail in 1980.RIP
>>201269485wtf indeed
>>201269683Shelly DuVall.
We all made gay jokes at his expense but I never hated the guy. Hard to throw hate at someone being cheerful and trying to destroy fatness. Rest in peace man.
>>201269693Are you a zoomer?
>>201269280I liked him in the mister bean movie
>>201269583>file photos from 2013Uh, they did this whole interview via the phone then right?
>>201269280Did that person holding him hostage for decades finally murder him?
>>201269486>someone else dies>make it all about yourselfI'm not reading any of that fucking shit.
wow he died anticipating a movie about to come out about him what a trip, one he didnt want made
>>201269712>got a bunch of love the day before his passingthat makes me happy, not everyone is that fortunate
>>201269591Zoomer
if 2 celebs die on the same day does /tv/ get 2 stickies? Has it ever happened before?
>>201269280his old Letterman appearances are late night kino at its finest
>>201269660Gay people disease
>>201269761Dumbass this is old
Fucking never change /tv/.
Rip to this goofy ass nigga. World won't be the same without him.
>>201269772I believe Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson in 2010.
>>201269280That's a pretty long life for a man living with AIDS
who?
Damn I was just thinking about him the other day. He loved my great aunt. Legitimately good guy.
>>201269280he was so ugly
>Fitness guru >Only lives to 76
>>201269280crazy thing is he never actually came out as gay. maybe he was actually super hetero and macho when the cameras werent rolling lol
>>201269280Vax Status or Aids Status?
>>201269788Shelley had an etherial and child like innocense to her. When she got money and fame, what did she do? Fairy tale tv specials for kids.
RIP loved this fag, he was geuine nice soul.
>drunk smoking grandpa in a wheelchair lived to 87>fitness GURU dies at 76lmao
>>201269861He never admitted to being gay.
>>201269817>Fitness guru>that dyel bodyTurns out that walking in place for 10 minutes doesn't really do much for you
who is this person and why is there a sticky?
LEGIT SOURCE IS REPORTING IT. REPRESENTIIVE CONFIRMS IThttps://abc7.com/post/richard-simmons-legendary-fitness-guru-dies-76-representative/15056821/
This thread belongs on /fit/
>>201269873many such cases
>>201269907>who is this personHe was a popular fitness grifter for a few years in the 80s
>>201269280RIP
>>201269788>Shelley Duvall>Richard Simmonswho's gonna be #3?
Rip. Also Omg stop posting a new dead person everytime I visit this board. This site is Hella depressing fr
>>201269960Dr Ruth
>>201269660being fit in your younger years doesn't meant you'll be healthy in your later years, unfortunately.
>>201269280who?
Friendly reminder that no plane hit the World Trade Center 7 tower.
>>201269546>>201269485>>201269712A perfectly healthy 76-year old dies of natural causes and you blame it on the vax? Be better!
>>201269591asked
>>201269960THE SON FROM ALF
Glad to see Richard quickly got the sticky he deserves. You know everything about my ideology indicates that I should hate the guy but the opposite is true. I respect that he tried to get people healthy and never did any kind of lecturing about lgbt stuff. He was just his flamboyant self and you could tell it was genuine.Anyway RIP
Maybe now we can find out what he's been (or was) doing for the last two decades.>>201269960Richard was #3. Dr Ruth was #2.
Some men just want to watch the world burn caloriesF
Nigga tweeted 5 hours ago wtf
>>201269881Still acted like a fag. Still love him
>>201269838>Vax Status or Aids Status?If a fag is gonna die young, it's gonna be through Ass Cancer via HPV. The HPV vax is only given to young girls, but it really should be expanded to males. Fags get ass cancer, and men get pussy mouth cancer.
>>201269280>>201269422Weird, he looked pretty good for his 70s. Guess life really does kill you.
>>201270012Same
>>201270036im definitely starting to suspect he wasnt the one who was running his social medias, probably that sketchy mexican housekeeper, i dont trust that bitch! she definitely was behind his death i just know it!
>>201269280I'm 28.Literally fucking WHO
>>201270036What is it with gay people obsessing over Barbara Streisand?
>>201269881You don't have to admit to being gay to actually be gay.
>>201270091It's more boomer millennial shit call me when pewdiepie dies maybe I will give a shit then
>>201269583The zucchini killed him, see vegetables are evil.
>>201269712At least he got to go out with a smile.
>>201270123Imagine giving a shit about Pewdiepie to begin with lmao gen z is fucked
>>201270096She's a gay icon, same with Cher.
>>201270096She's a talented singer, I own a couple of her albums. I also have sex with woman
>>201269587bro you shouldnt mean things like that about your dad
>>201270123Now I’m imagine Felix dying in 405years and every media outlet beams this image directly into our NeuraLink receivers.
biopic.>>201270142Paulie Shore poisoned the zucchini so he could make that Richard Simmons biopic.
>>201269280how will Pauly Shore react
>>201269960 (You).
>>201270182*45 years
rip, the 90s are slowly dissolving away
>>201269280dr ruth and richard simmonsthere needs to be some evil afoot
>>201269315Pauly killed Richard by going on and on about the biopic nonsense. It caused so much stress that he died from it.
Vaxx status?
>>201270205OH N-
>>201270165Imagine giving a shit about a gay fitness instructor. Millennials are fucked
>>201269280literally who?
>>201270189>>201270224That short film was solid
SMITHERS!
heh this year everyone dies
>>201270191He's already rubbing his greedy little hands as his biopic is being greenlit as we speak.
>>201269486>jordan and i will pitch you in your living roomSurprised he passed up on that
>>201269315it was just for some dumb youtube short film
>>201270254>This is what Richard would have wanted buuuudy
>>201269280Sneed Sneed Sneed girls!
>>201270091im 28 and ive known about richard simmons since i was like 14, he was a 80s cultural icon and everybody loved 80s shit throughout our younger years
First
>>201269280Two stickies in one week? Well okay.
>>201269960That famous sex therapist died the other day
literallyandfiguratively who?
>>201269960why'd this image get deleted?
>>201270096jewess
Power Rangers also died this week officially I feel like that should get a sticky
>>201269315A Richard Simmons biopic without Michael Hebranko (the fattest man on earth) and Howard Stern would be worthless, and getting actors to believably play those guys seems impossible to me.
BRING OUT THE ROBOTIC GRAVEDIGGER
>>201270333the older we get the more iconic celebrities will be dying which means the more frequent well see stickies
>>201269280What the fuck? I just checked if he was alive a couple of days ago after thinking of him for the first time in over a decade.
>>201269280RIP to this very straight entirely heterosexual man
>>201270036I called him tranny. Guess he kiled himself over it.
>Shelly Duvall>Richard SimmonsWho's the third?
>>201270405Also there really are little to no replacement for them so you will see them all die relatively close to one another.This world is going to be fucking bonkers when boomers are forced to relinquish power and not in a good way
I only know him from pop culture references really. Crazy that aerobics, jogging, and working out in general was something completely novel to the average person only a few decades ago.
did he really never say he was gay? how is that possible
>>201269669This.You can't party too hard at that age.
https://youtu.be/HtDvs4J0Z0A?si=YSre3fvvac3HFz2l
>>201269280IM SO OLD THAT I STILL REMEMBER THESE COMMERCIALShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWZfSQUQbAw
ACK!
who
>>201270456Bill Cosby
Anyone else think Wikipedia replaced Google for quick access to information? Google just straight up sucks at finding anything, and Wikipedia links a ton of proper articles which you can use to find more info.
>>201270554nigger
Always found it weird when randoms tried to bring him down. Dude wasnt negative or starting fights or anything crazy. People are just so jaded
>>201270571he's white you fucking chudanswer the question
>>201270259lol
>>201270597NIGGER
>>201270584I was annoyed when someone started a "Where is Richard Simmons" podcast that caused hysteria and forced him to make a public statement. If someone wants to be a recluse let them
>>201270368It was the jannie's mother getting blacked
>>201270614>NIGGERI literally just opened a window and screamed "NIGGER" and now I see someone just typed it? Spooky.
>>201269280THANK FUCK.This sodomite faggot is probably burning in the hottest hellfire imaginable right about now
>>201270517kathie lee was so hot, the first "older" lady i wanted to fuck when i was a kid
In your country this man is big star but in my country all I see is faggot
>>201269280I am beyond fucking upset, this guy was a legend.Was wondering why I was suddenly feeling sluggish. RIP
seeing his obscene positive aura makes me think Pauly Shore isnt fit to play him, all pauly has seemed the last near 20 years is a bitter jaded failed comedian who didn't succeed as much as most from his era and the era after>>201270584its hardly weird why people would shit talk a man that obnoxious that was barely in good shape despite being a fitness icon
>>201270687Pauly Shore gatekeeps LA comedy. It's why comedians say nice things about him because they have to. It's pretty fucked up
>>201269786It says it was posted 46 minutes ago you fucking moron
>>201270683okay this reddit posting is getting out of hand
>>201269422Dying on your birthday seems kind of rude.
>>201269280I don't know who this is, nor do I really care to find out
I used to be really fat and started working out one day after seeing Richard Simmons easy to do work out routines on YouTube. Eventually moved up to actually going to the gym and joining local sports recreation leagues. Richard Simmons helped save my life and make me healthier. Rest in peace, kind sir.
>>201270036Imagine the last thing you did before you died was indulge in social media
I have shit memory, was it this year he joke tweeted that he was dying from cancer?
>>201270725Not anymore. His mom's dead and he doesn't own the Comedy store
>>201269486He makes a good point.
>In March, he posted on X and Facebook: 'I have some news to tell you. Please don't be sad. I am …. dying. The truth is we all are dying. Every day we live we are getting closer to our death.>'Why am I telling you this? Because I want you to enjoy your life to the fullest every single day. Get up in the morning and look at the sky… count your blessings and enjoy.'>In a later post, Simmons apologized and said he was 'sorry for the confusion'.>'Sorry many of you have gotten upset about my message today. Even the press has gotten in touch with me,' the fitness celebrity wrote on a post on X. 'I am not dying.'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-13631661/Richard-Simmons-dead.htmlRest in peace, Richard Simmons.
>>201269280NO FUCK
w h o ?
>>201270736pauly made that tweet weeks ago it was posted a bunch on here
F
>>201269685This shit is gold.I also remember how Howard Stern made him feel so uncomfortable with his questions when he interviewed him.
>>201270763Yeah, see >>201270769I don't think it was a joke, seems more like he wasn't sure or not at that point.
>>201269280RIP, he was likable
>no sticky on /fit/faggots
So if he promoted good health why did he die at 76? Easily should have cracked 90. And didn't he JUST post on Twitter?
>>201270725>say nice things about himIsn't he just a nice guy?
He brought a lot of good energy into the world. Rip Queen.
>>201270784Sorry I can't hear you
guarantee howard does a full-length tribute... if he doesn't then it's a real fucking shame because richard was one of the greatshttps://youtu.be/9ilvU2XFbXk?si=S1xm_QslBpaYHk-H&t=157
>>201270736Kek
>>201269280this guy looks like a fag loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>201270769>>201270763Yeah, I think he wanted to get the information out but wanted to be cheeky aobut it. Kind of like how Norm Macdonald told that story about being molested as a kid in his comedy book, or how he was constantly talking about death and mortality.
>>201269485Elderly people typically do die around their birthdays/holidays
>>201270844howard stern hasnt done anything of quality in over a decade
Richard Simmons has done more for fitness than any social media roidmonkey has.
Did he even have a good body towards the end?
>>201270844I hope Howard Stern croaks next
>>201269280>literal who getting a sticky /tv/ is dead
>>201269357Based. Jews just stay winning
>Shelly Duvall>Richard Simmonswho's the third?
>>201269486richard should have quit edging pauly’s grindage
>>201270977Bait or underage? You be the judge.
>>201270736Based anon
WTFhttps://watch.shout-tv.com/video/622787
>>201271000>Dr Ruth>The entire Power Rangers franchise
>>201269853Bless her soul. She wasn't ugly. I need to stop calling people that just because I'm afraid to admit that I like them. >>201270009REMEMBER THE ALF SON
oof
Press S to spit on his grave
What's with actors dropping like flies lately
All the jokes and memes aside he seemed like a real one.https://youtu.be/Vkns8VVN2N4?si=DqpUOUcnumiN9FuM
>>201271098>76 years old>flaming gayHe's already an outlier.
>>201269422what did god mean by this?
>>201269280FAG
>>201270894>howard stern hasnt done anything of qualitybe succinct please
>>201271098>70 year olds are dying, that's crazy
>>201270844good for him just taking off when he felt insulted and didn't wanna stand for it
>>201271098>all mainstream actors are all around the same age because Hollywood refuses to create new stars>why are thry dying
>>201269772that literally happened a couple of weeks ago
>>201269280Pressing F for FAG
>>201270400Hebranko wasn't the biggest, the fattest ever was Jon Brower Minnoch
Good bye
>>201269280isn't 76 kinda young for a fitness guru?
>>201271098summer and winter is when everyone dies
>>201269280did he and Dr Ruth die fucking each other or something?
>>201269772Yeah. I forget who it was but Ive seen 2 stickies at once
Literally who?
>>201270012This.
>>201269280
>>201271107Richard may have been a goofball but his heart was in the right place.
>>201270456It was Lady Justice in the Baldwin case.
>>201269280:,(
>>201270012
>>201269280The world is healing. Boomers are starting to drop en masse. Fucking finally.
>health nut>dies at 76huh?
>>201271329Im going to become a supervillain who invents a death ray that will kill everyone on earth whos under 30. also Im gay
>>201270456Clint eastwoodScreenshot this
>>201271358Nta, and can I sign up to be your straight flunky who avoids your tyrannical reign by laughing at all of your jokes and generally not questing you?I like your deal.
lol at all these people not knowing who Richard Simmons is, hes such a silly figure i cant imagine not knowing he exists
>>201271206Not really, most roid monkies die of heart popping by their 40s 50s. Arnold would have died 20 years ago if not for his wealth
He was a decent and sincere man who tried his best.
>>201271098It's the vax
*questioning>>201271406Simmons didn't do steroids.
>>201271299
>>201271355Shit happens zoomie. Gather your rosebuds while you may.
>>201269280RIP exercise man.
>>201271422Who raised those zoomers and millennials who think that way?
>>201271355>>201271206>>201270826Zoomers are fucking retardedDo you morons think we're supposed to live to 100 or something? Fucking idiots
>>201271395
>>201271098They're getting older, you're getting older, and there aren't as many new stars. It's all online e-"celeb" shit, at best.
>>201269280Shouldn't there be a comma there or something? Jeets or AI writing headlines now.
>>201271511Zoomies are still all gay. lol
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/richard-simmons-ordered-pay-130-000-after-transgender-lawsuit-n855936>More than six months after dismissing Richard Simmons’ defamation lawsuit against the National Enquirer and Radar Online, which ran articles alleging that Simmons had undergone sex reassignment surgery, a judge ordered the fitness guru to pay nearly $130,000 in attorneys’ fees to the media outlets and their publisher, American Media, according to court documents.>“This case is about a particularly egregious and hurtful campaign of defamations and privacy invasions, falsely asserting that Mr. Simmons is transitioning from a male to a female, including 'shocking sex surgery,' breast implants, hormone treatments and consultations on medical castrations,” Simmons' lawsuit stated.>In his tentative ruling, issued in August 2017, Keosian stated that being misidentified as transgender does not inherently expose someone to "hatred, contempt, ridicule or obloquy," and therefore does not rise to the level of defamation.Basically since being a tranny is okay now, falsely starting a rumor that someone is trans doesn't count as defamation
>>201271527No, but their word choice sucks.
>>201269280Jesus, Shelley Duvall just died a few days before him. F
>>201271467Yes, life expectancy is risen over the past years. And for someone like Richard Simmons, it would be normal to think he would live a longer-than-average life. He did all of that stuff to stay healthy, and yet he still died at just 76.
Thought he was already dead from aids or some other dirty fag illness Mad
would you stay in Richard Simmons' house knowing that his ghost now haunts it?
The thread was there you knew itvwas the richard simmons bot and you posted anywayNote to self remember lewis he said this and is stuck in my headGolfers
RIP, but why is this stickied here and not on /fit/ where it belongs?
>>201269315Rob Schneider.
>>201269873My great grandpa was over 300 pounds before it was cool, and he lived into his 90s.
>>201271553Lmfao
>>201271553>we pushed evil and we say evil is goodSo tiring.
>>201271135Clearly he wasn't grateful enough.Should'f prayed harder or done more charity work.
>>201271610was expecting a typical physical disaster that was too silly
>>201269280safe and effectiyv
>>201271610because he was a famous guy for being on many tv shows. dont be so autistic about categories
>>201271641yeah thats certainly what ive noticed
>Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons
>>201271576It was all the male ass business that did him inIf you stay away from from that you'll live a long life.
>>201271720Richardbot is as fat as Homer
>>201269422hell be fine
>>201271553Good god troons really did ruin everything.
RIP Richard
>>201269422Why is God like this?
>>201271720i wonder if Simmons was offended by the potbelly they gave him
>>201271588Yes, because he would be a friendly ghost.
>>201269712>spends his last day on earth sending emailsdo Americans really?
>>201271588Yeah he'd prolly give me the reach-around while I jacket.
>>201271576Hasn't life expectancy actually dropped some in a lot of first world countries though? Seems like the shitholes are increasing.
>>201271610Because he was a TV star...
Posting the GOAT Simmons moment and perhaps even the GOAT WLIIA moment. I don't think I've laughed harder in my entire life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-r4Flc_d2M
>>201269280F, he wasn't a bad person, he just let people put things in his bum.
>>201271818Yeah that's part of it too
>>201271799Very thick socks for such weather. Excessively so.
>>201271576>Yes, life expectancy is risen over the past yearsFor people born 30 years ago. Not people born in the 1940s, you fucking dipshit
>>201271641>Back in the day the average person was way less obsessed with politics, and you basically never heard from nazis or communists unless you went out of your way to see it.I miss those days.
Where the FUCK is Ruth Westheimer's sticky? She died too.
>>201271855it has in america
>>201271720based
>>201269280Sooooooo...we're all in agreement that Pauly Shore whacked him, right?
>>201271917I thought you were joking and that she died years ago. Weird.
>>201270456The kid from Alf also died today.It's just been announced. R.I.P.
>>201271900Better times. It's another reason Richard Simmons dying is sad, feels like everything we grew up with is fading away. He was parodied in everything.He voiced himself in Rocko.
>>201269486That is the most evil, manipulative bullshit I've ever read. What a monster.
HIS ASS IS GONNA BLOW
>>201271098The crop of actors that got big in the 70's, and 80's are all in their 70's which is natural age range of death. 2. TV and other forms of entertainment created NEW stars by the thousands. We're at that stage when they're keeling over. 3. Stars are often junkie retards. >>201271209HOW IS ANDY DICK ALIVE!?
Vaxx Status?
>>201271993June Lockhart is still alive. (Lassie and Lost in Space mom)
>>201272046>HOW IS ANDY DICK ALIVE!?He better watch the fuck out...my mom asked me to show her the Star Trek Voyager episode tonight. So I guess she's killing him.
>>201271993god i forgot about that episodewe used to be a real country
>>201269280Literally who?
>>201269960Jay Leno
>>201271209how was kermit's face so perfect in this interview with Dick
>>201269280Sad
>>201271865>not even a minute in they’re all dying
>>201271395Clint Eastwood is not gonna screenshot this. he doesn't use computers
>>201272150>how was kermit's face so perfect in this interview with DickThe psycho-bitch that could barely hide her laughter has an online show where they CGI puppet the Kermit 3D model. She must have hit the wrong button so the kermit model comes on accidentally, but no one's controlling it, so it just stares lifelessly.
>>201269280FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>201271090>chubby chaser spotted
nobody outside of /tv/ has heard of this big gay boomer. kys
>>201269280F and RIP
>>201272420>nobody outside of /tv/Well, where do you think you are?
RIP
>>201269357Based vigilant anon.
>>201269280Vaxx status?
>>201271186Who?
>>201269772>April Fools 2025>each board is entirely stickiesCould it work?
>>201269280RIPAlways struck me as essentially a nice guy, even if he was kind of weird. Probably would have been diagnosed autistic and/or adhd today. The amount of attention he got from comedians got to the point where it seemed a bit excessive, bordering on mean-spirited at times, since it often felt like he wasn't quite in on the joke.>>201271965>The kid from Alf also died today.Not today. He died a month ago, but the news media didn't pick it up until Thursday.>It's just been announced.Slowpoke.png
>>201269960 your mother if you dont reply to this post
>>201271917>Holocaust SurvivorS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zf4A3Jbrj5w
>>201269422OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>201271887The man has died, have some fucking respect
>>201273066only in the head, probably nothing to worry about
>>201269422At least he went out with a bang.
>>20126968520 years later
>>201271107wholesome
>>201270687>barely in good shape despite being a fitness iconthat was part of his schtick. everybody can do iiiiit!!
>>201269280>
>>201269280So was he gay?
>>201273117Great that won't help the antichrist memers.
>>201269280RIPGenuinely one of the greatest americans to ever step foot in the limelight
>>201271610he was in Are We There Yet 2 you dunce
>drumpf faggots getting bannedlol
FIt was funny to joke about his shtick but he seemed like an okay dude. Surprised the sticky's on /tv/ and not /fit/.
>>201272635All the gays were suckers for the propaganda. Pretty sure he'd have been boosted at least once.
>>201269280"Richard Simmons used to be a porker, he was like 300 pounds. Coz there's a lot of calories in semen"-Mike Stoklasa, on an episode of half in the bag.
>>201273403Breaking news is a thing on TV, anon.
>>201269280test
>>201273465faggot
>>201273026lol i thought ice spice was richard simmons. miss piggy should be amy shumer
>>201269280ripip
>>201271000David Attenborough.
???? literally who
>>201273403>actually praising janniesFaggot
>>201273608he's a Family Guy joke and he used the Cornballer in Arrested Development.
>>201269280>76Honestly thought he'd hit 90, rest in peace
>>201271170I thought the average life span was increasing?
Fuck.I constantly watch the couple broadcasts with Howard and Richard. That period when they were close and Howard wasn't kissing the heels of the PC was golden. Especially when Richard was able to snapback at Howard.
>>201269280I remember doing workout videos of him with my mom. Always seemed like a good guy, don't care if he was a fag I hope he is in a better place.
>>201269587What? Richard Simmons was gay? But what about all the women fans he had? You’re just a troll
>>201273913My president
Any of you watch when he was on Howard Stern? It was so sad they bullied and made him cry
awww we'll miss youI'm gonna do a pushup just for you... later.
>>201269280Holy shit was he shot at today too?
Even in death he gets instantly ignored by more important news. He really can't catch a break can he?
>>201269280He was a hero to middle aged women in the 80s all over
>>201269280>Richard Simmons?>Is William Shatner even in this thing?
Relative timestamps on social media is a cancer. Big RIP, gonna shake my booty extra tonight.
>>201269363The biggest heroes of my child hood
>>201269280I honestly think Richard Simmons honestly wanted to help fat peoplehe wasn't some grifting scammer but really wanted to get fat ladies to sweating to the oldies
>>201270844He won't he barely did one for Gilbert. All Howard did to Richard was abuse him lol.My mom liked him and my dad would make the best gay jokes about him. RIP.
What was the last photo of him?
>sticky for Richard Simmons on /tv/ but not /fit/At least someone does him justice
>>201271799This looks like Ai made it.
>>201269280He can finally come out of the closet.
>>201269587Never confirmed. Eat shit.
>>201269685That was really funny anon, I never saw that. Thanks.
>>201271865>one white guy and his 3 asian friends laughing his ass off when the jet ski momentholy based
>first shelly>now this flamboyant faggotSociety is collapsing.
RIP Ruth Westheimer too
Shitty day to die of aids
>>201269280Huh, I thought he died a couple of years ago
https://youtu.be/Y6MQUaXFfLY?si=mRSKC4H6Gmm8dUIfMore proof physical fitness is a meme.
>>201269587Judge not, lest ye dmpdbe judged, Anon.
I listened to some podcast series that was trying to figure out what happened to Richard Simmons. One of its main points was that he spread a lot of positivity into very lonely women's lives but didn't get them in shape and Richard probably became a recluse because of that. Quite a few of his super fans ended up taking their own lives.
>>201269712>Lots of love and positive messages>Go to sleep with a smile>Die in bed>Dream forevermoreBest way to go
/tv/ sticky historian I summon thee
>>201273712The US is only 58th in the world for average life expectancy and it's actually been FALLING for the past decade. The average for American men is just under 75, so he was already on the bad side of that. It's way lower than most European countries though, where it's over 80 for men. Even in the UK with their food.
>>201270250>SMITHERSSmithers O'Neil.
>>201269486Someone wheezed the juice
F, RIP gay fitness man
>>201269280His whose line episode still has me in stitches RIP
>>201271576Life expectancy DROPPED you stupid fucking FAGGOT
>>201275728careful anon, I got a warning for saying the T-word in a message here
I don't get the hate all he's trying to do is to promote an active lifestyle regardless of your health, body-type or lifestyle. If you can move, get moving.
nigga was funny ill give him that
>>201269587Richard Simmons slayed pussWay more than u ever will
>>201269280As a kid I thought for the longest time that Richard Simmons and Peter MacNicol were the same person.
Probably got a ban incoming soon (again) so I'll just say RIP
First thing I thought of was his appearance in WLIIA. RIP Richard.
>>201269280biggest news today!
>>201269280>Troony; if you fail to kill orange man, Richard Simmons dies
>>201275728/mu/tants are the personification of pretentious pseudo-intellectuals that no one likes but still parade around town thinking their next """album""" from bandcamp would change the industry. Kindly fuck off.
>>201269280Who
good
>>201269486Yeah, kinda. Although Paula's getting kind of old now too ain't he? Older than Richard was in the 80s.
>>201272000That tweet is the most honest and accurate tweet about the way people are in the movie business I've ever seen.
>>201269486Jesus christ, this is pathetic.
>>201269486>hi im Pauly Shore the star of the Movie Encino Man r u in NYC love ur work u and i should work together!
whocares
>>201276685Your grandparents.
>>201273635Based jannies, fuck /pol/istine
>>201269485He slipped and fell from what TMZ claims
I don’t wanna hear that word in this thread again.
>>201269280/fit/ reporting in because our own board is fucking trash. Rest in Peace, Mr. Simmons
>>201269280[b]rip[/b]
>>201269280RIP Big Guy
>>201276889wait. you guys actually have janitors here? and they do shit about pol?
>>201269453he was a major homoprobably AIDS
>>201269280Rest in Peace Richard Simmons.
>>201269280He had a gentle soul. RIP
DEP, Lorenzo Lamas.
Test
>>201269629LAZARUS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt2ba3R51aI
He spent his last days posting himself in drag and praising Rachel Maddow and lying about Roseanne Barr bullying him (he actually forced a psycho tongue kiss on her and banned anyone posting the clip).His pathetic "JUS B NIIICE" bullshit paved the way for the "fat shaming" and "big is beautiful" shit that forced him into hiding (because he became "mean" for wanting to change fat peoples' weight).Burn in hell faggot. A fitting day to die.https://archive.org/details/19981210RichardSimmonsTheRoseanneShowstormWarnings
>>201269280Sad.
>>201269280F he was one fruit I never had a problem with, seemed like a genuinely nice person. a lot of sad details especially near the end of his life. poor guy
>>201269280i like how /tv/ always mourns some literal fucking who actors, like that one woman a couple days ago.
>>201277732>I don't know who this is>therefore everyone who does is wrong SEETHE LOUDER ZOOMER
>>201269280How long before they just act like nothing ever happened and pretend he never "died"?
>>201271720he also had a cameo in Rocko's modern life. He voiced it himself according to IMDB.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8CWGiYU1SQ
>>201269280I liked when Letterman bullied himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzLPrUy-vy0
>>201269280NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU HE WAS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHrest in peace Richard. You earned it.
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
>>201278137letterman did worse to himhttps://youtu.be/hAEBa_u0V8A?t=187
dead faggotS
>>201274842>Und if dere iss any pain, go see a doctor, vright avay!F
>>201269512he should have been dead from aids over 50 years ago
>>201269693Plus>omg 76, so young!!!76 is a fucken fine run. You wanna be punched in the nursing home by Shaneequa? Fucken vampires lol
>>201269280>no sticky on /fit/Missed opportunity
AIDS status?
>>201269280Isn't 76 a little...young to die, for a fitness guru? Shouldn't he have lived to 105? Was it all a scam?
>KEEP DANCING
>>201278915He supposedly fell in his bathroom and had a Bob Saget occur
>>201269280FBiggest news event of the day
>>201278866came here for this
Only 461 posts? Come on now.
>>201279182t. seething lefty
>>201269495>10-15 years as some weird neurotic reclusehaha yeah I can't imagine living like that guy
Lol some people thought he wore a headband
FHoward Stern did a great bit where he had Richard and some fat people come in and hung roasted chickens from the ceiling.
I didn't even know he was sick
>>201271355>>201271467>>201271576It was the vax you numbskulls, just like QE2.
I made the mistake of looking at his Early life section.
>>201269280NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>201269280Rip
>>201269496In recent months, he was somewhat back without actually being back. Richard Simmons posted a lot on his social media accounts, ever since the Pauly Shore biopic was getting talked about. At least on social media, he went a lot more public than he had been for the past ten years.
Control f: AIDS 8/8. Surprising.
>>201280738AIDS has effectively been downgraded to the level of herpes thanks to advancements in medicine
Tes
>>201276021By "Troony" do you mean the dude with a beard wearing a shirt from a right wing youtube channel?
Who do you think gave letter blowjobs: Richard Simmons or Freddie Mercury? I have no doubt Freddie was the more aggressive power bottom, but I'm talking specifically about head game.
>>201269587Your god doesn't exist, your entire worldview is made up
he was the assassin?
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
He loved life and seemed to be a happy, optimistic and joyful man. He was all smiles all the time. The world needs more people like that.
>>201270736based truthposter
>>201269280AIDS?
>>201281943NOBODY'S GOT AIDS! I DON'T WANNA HEAR DAT WORD IN DIS STICKY AGAIN
Flamboyant does NOT mean gay.
>>201282180He was married with 2 children after all, but zoomers are obsessed with homosexuality
>>201269280HOLY FUCK THE CHARLIE BROWN CARTOON BECAME REALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A15v4tTab0Y
>>201273647>Sxy loco por los Cornballs!
>>201281894You should watch the interview outtakes where he's out or character. I don't think he was by any means a bad person but he wasn't exactly his "all smiles, hyper all the time" public persona eitherhttps://youtu.be/ptvOy_atWus
>>201269280>11 hours>not even 500 postskwab
>>201269453>i thought most health nuts lived into their 90sThey don’t, and now you know. A relative of mine who was by far the most athletic member of his generation just died, and he was 78. He outlived his two siblings by multiple decades each. 80 is very, very old and and you’ll be lucky to reach it. Really, health nuts get to make it (provided no disasters) to 70, and then every year after is a blessing. You were off by twenty years. You are much, much closer to death than you thought. Don’t be having a “mid life crisis” in your forties. 35 is your actual mid life. Thirty. Five. Do you feel it yet, you (statistically probably) child of the 90’s? I do, I’m thirty one. Thirty. One. Tick tock. Watch that clock. Have you accomplished anything? I haven’t. Tick tock.
This man was like real life spongebob. If he was gay and had an afro
>>201269280My mom used to watch some of his exercise videos and work out to them. RIP
>>201269280RIP Lorenzo Lamas
>>201269363Kek
How much time do we have?
>>201269486yeah, but pauly shore has never made one, good movie. has he? i mean, i saw his yt short, but i thought it was a bit forced and sappy, like late 80's spielberg lol
Smithers finally took him out
>>201271527I don't know about you guys but when I go I would prefer it to be like this. I always feel bad for the folks who die a week before their 70 something or 80 something birthday. Even if I was suffering in hospice or whatever if I'm a couple weeks our from my 83rd birthday, I'm gonna stick it out, otherwise I'm gonna feel gipped.
>>201269629Cancer is a such a miserable way to die but somehow he still made it kino
>>201280216>>>201269422
>>201284438I was just recently at an 80th birthday, for a man who died (of bowel cancer), a month and a half later. He didn’t have much fun at the party, and left well before it was over because he was too tired and overwhelmed. It was bad enough that in the end I was glad to hear he’d gone to sleep and not woken up. For his sake.
>>201269280RIP to a real one. What a delight. Everyone have fun in his honor
>>201284838Don't get me wrong, I wish for everyone's sake they go the way of Lemmy, where they're strong and healthy, and partying right until they die, I'd just feel ripped off to not get to have at least one more birthday. But then maybe I'll feel differently when I'm older.
Riperroni
>>201269280i wonder how much his trademark headband will go for on the auction block
>>201269280I just want to say that he was really a nice guy. Whether he was acting a part or not, he became the role, so that really was him all along during his fitness career. It was nice of him to reach out on social media more often, recently, too. Had he not died, he might have been open to revealing what he looks like, more recently, than just posting pictures from a long time ago up to 2014 throughout his decades spanning career.
>>201269357I don't get the guy was half wasp and half Jew
>>201269280I already miss him. The world is a lonelier place without him.
