Cucumbers left behind after Fifty shades darker premiere. There were no bitemarks.
nice reddit meme
>>201467933This could've been at any film screening. If women really wanted to masturbate, they would've snuck in a small vibrator no bigger than a small cigar.
>>201467933I doubt it. Probably prankster 14 year olds.
>>201467933That movie came out 7 years ago, who gives a fuck.
>>201467970how do you know so many details about vibrators, anon?
>>201467933Cucumbers thrown on the floor by theater staff so they can post a picture to reddit for epic upvotes
>>201467933>Cucumbers left behind after Fifty shades darker premiereIt's funny the assumption is that women left those and not men.
but what of eggplants?
>>201467933What is the reasonin
>>201467933How would a vagine bite a cucumber?
>>201469711They were unwedded virgins so they still had their teeth.
>>201469711vagina dentata?
>>201467933How can anyone masturbate like this? Especially women. I have to keep rewinding the good part of whatever I'm watching to get a good one off.
>>201468536How do (you) not? (You)'re posting from one.
>>201467933As expected of country grown vegetables.
