Post your Kinoplexes
I would but last night some dickhead blew a giant hole in the middle of my kinoplexes only theater screen
>>201469018id go there
>>201468617>>201469018
my ideal kinostation would have>90s arcade carpet flooring>sunken lounge with lots of pillows and blankets (ULTIMATE comfy)>the best surround sound possible>a popcorn machine just like in the real cinema (with ENDLESS refills)>soft drink machine with ice>wall on the left is lined with blu-rays of every single movie known to man in alphabetical order>wall on the right is lined with every single console game known to man>theres a door that leads to a bathroom, sauna, swimming pool and spa
>>201468617>>201469018more
>>201468617A metal cube with 10ft sides, a foot thick. You're sealed in with a dozen babies and thrown into the Mariana trench. No lights, nothing in the cube except for a barrel of fine wine and a carving knife.
>>201471285Where does the movie come in?
>>201472423the boys season 4 on repeat (you can't skip)
bumping this kino thread
i go to this one personally
>>201474012>single iphone 15 pro max i kekked
>>201468617>real popcorn machine with infinite refills>reclining leather seats only for based Chad's>everyone else gets to sit on stools. >blob looking people in the back>people who shit on their seats, or are too noisy, are rounded up and put into sound proof rooms. They are executed after each show.>massive screen plays desperado, Conan, the fifth element, rambo, and vidya game docs 24/7>Halo 3 and jedi academy multi-player will also be played on the screen.>sexy eastern European prostitutes with big tits avaliable for sex during and after the showings>room will have AC and be cool as fuck>once a day will be an hour of jubei hate where a random young female prisoner will be dressed like jubei chan and brutally beaten and killed for being loud
>>201475937Also a buffet that constantly serves domino's pizza and cheesy garlic fingers, whoppers and roadhouse burgers from burger kings, fries and routine, and a make your own DQ blizzard station with dq I've cream cakes being served all the time
>>201474012someone make the cyclops sit down i cant see shit
>>201468617it can't possibly be bottomless
>>201477011Don't ask that. The cyclops will just sit on you and then I won't be able to see.
>>201474012for me, it's ryan gosling in the electric chair
>>201469946nice
>>201469018kino
Theater with cat girls that come to me when I go pspspspsps
>>201478916theater with gunmen that open fire on me when i go pspspspsps
>>201478916The more I sit and imagine having this >>201469946 with a few girls laying with me, the more I realise how quickly I'd get bored of them. Sure it'd be nice having your dream girls all sitting with you, massaging you, getting you your food and drink, and doing all the sexual stuff you fantasise about, but for me that would get boring real fast. The longer I think about what I would enjoy most in life, the more I realise I'm perfectly content with the way I live now.
>>201468617No panopticon-style towerNo seats for special-needs peopleDo Americans really?
>>201481233oh and you can smoke indoors.
>>201483663people think hell is like the inside of a volcano, but really its just this
>>201468617Using pools as seats/audience positioning for a kinoplex is actually kinda based.
>>201469018
>>201468617>>201469018>>201474012>>201481233>>201483663kek
>>201484244i bet you're one of those weirdos who just wants to go sit his ass on the water pumps. a straight person would have boats in their pool
kek how do you come up with this shit
>>201485014
>>201468617>falcon hatchery>tigerlmao
>>201485819this feels like a test
Best thread on /tv/
you don't need movies. only youtubehow long would you survive here? granted you have food, oxygen and water. your only entertainment is old youtube videos.
>>201486270there's a lot of porn on youtube and as a red blooded male i can count on my lizard brain to get horny every few days so i could probably live indefinitely. it would be a sad existence though, only a sick man would come up with such a scenario. maybe i could make a hobby of cultivating fungus in my cumstains
>>201468617
>>201486531i think it would be an okay existence. you can leanr things, watch asmr, watch documentaries, there are entire shows. you could even slowly learn other languages and consume content from fucking egypt or somethingseems comfy
>haven't opened robert threads for years>have no idea wtf half these memes aredont call me a newfag ive been on /tv/ since the Cloverfield sticky
too lazy to draw but:- screen in floor- magnetic ceiling- knights only
>>201486717a fair point actually. there's a load of radio podcasts i listen to on youtube. there's probably thousands of hours of all kinds of those on there.
>>201486881not only podcasts, complete shows too. you could also kind of "play" videogames by watching the countless non commentary playthroughs. it's infinite entertainment
>>201484914No I just like floating up in the water so I can basically lay on it.
