Meeeeeeeen
>>201641077kino line
SSQUAAAB
>>201641077a drunk driver killed my older sister years back and I've developed an urge to murder all alcoholics, drink yourself to death in your house, but every drunk piece of shit goes for a drive, every single one, sooner or later, that prick got off with not even 10 years, if you're drinking alcohol right now in excess, kill yourself, just skip all the organ failure and kill yourself right now please
>>201641732your sister should've dodged better
>>201641077>things inside me I need to killAIDS, Charlie?
>>201641732was she hot? post a pic
>>201641732So? She was gonna die anyway lol
>>201641732Somebody needs a drink!
>>201641732I'm sorry for your loss anon
>>201641732how do you expect me to get my car home, sounds like you have main character syndrome chuddy
>>201641077I've been gone for a while. Does /tv/ like meeeeen yet?
>>201641732>drunk driver kills his sister>blames drinkers instead of driversOh I'm sorry, was it the bottle that ran over your sister, or the CAR? Typical.
>>201641732your sister was a weak individidual and Darwin laughs at her ability to adapt.
>>201642182Thanks, Anon. It means a lot to me.
>>201641908self driving car numb nuts just yell 'home' at your car
>>201641856thanks
>hey alan i have sex and you don'tMEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>201641732kek what a bitch
>>201641732She needed to work on her parry timings
>>201641732>that prick got off with not even 10 yearsYou can still murder him.
>>201648341Yeah just make sure you're drunk first and you'll get less than ten years
alcohol saved my lifewithout it i would prob have killed myself already
>feel anxious and awkward all my life>drink>it goes away for the first time and I can actually talk to people
>>201648482hell yeah dude welcome to your new life
>>201641077You drink because you have emotional problems and hate yourself so much that alcohol is the only way to tolerate being alive.I drink because it's fun and it makes me laugh at everything and I enjoy the flavor.We are not the same.
>>201641732KWAB
>>201641732what a life!
just slammed some cold brewskis and now im gonna take a lil joyride
>>201648719Keep us updated as you drive
>>201648719Way of the road, bud.
>>201641732As an alcoholic trying to quit...I am very sorry for your loss. RIP.
>>201649138>tryingsounds like failure to me, either you quit or you don't.
>>201641732based
>>201641732while this is a sad story, hating something or someone won't bring her back.Cleanse the hatred in your hear and may you find peace, anon.
>>201648764just hit some woman lol
>>201649857based.
>>201641732You couldve killed the guy who killed your sister, or at least put him in a wheelchair for life, and gotten a lightened sentence due to it being a crime of passion. Now it's too late and would be considered premeditated.
>>201641732Probably related more to her womanly driving than my drunk driving.
>>201649751I think he'd be a lot closer to finding peace if the scumbag who murdered his sister weren't a free man. I say he murders the guy then he can seek peace.
>>201641732you better do something to him or she will never be avenged
>>201650419You absolute dumbass lol
>>201650597Hey man that's how justice worked for most human societies for most of human history. He owes a blood debt, he can pay that first then we'll worry about "rehabilitation".
Charlie Sheen has sex with whores then eats breakfast with a retarded fat kid is such a weird premise for such a kino series.
>>201651894>hangs with his brother and nephew all day>drinks>rich>bangs hot girls>shows what a nagging bitch of a wife does (to both his brother and the guy from Who's Line)
>>201641732>didnt just dodge the drunk drivershe wasnt gonna make it and neither are you, pussy
>In 2010, Jones became the highest paid child star in television at the age of 17 when his new contract with Two and a Half Men guaranteed him US$7.8 million over the next two seasons, amounting to US$300,000 for each of the 26 episodes.>In October 2012, Jones described his path to a newfound religious faith in detail during an interview with a Seventh-day Adventist–sponsored Voice of Prophecy radio program.>In November 2012, Jones said that he had been baptized and no longer wanted to appear on Two and a Half Men, calling the show "filth" and saying it conflicted with his religious views.>In 2016, Jones joined the management team of Tonite, a multimedia and event production company started by Justin Combs (Puff Daddy) and Kene Orjioke.>In 2016, Jones stated he was no longer a member of faith-based "business-model" organizations, and expressed an interest in returning to actinglol I bet that fake pastor fleeced him good.
>>201650494this, her spirit is probably cursed to wander the earth forevermore until she is avenged. your violent fantasies are her influencing your thoughts from beyond. you have to kill her killer in a car crash whilst driving drunk to sate her spirit
>>201641732based, I commend your bloodlust.
>>201641732No.
>>201641732Anon, what you said doesn't justify telling people to kill themselves. What's wrong with you?
Charlie Sheens net worth is less than 10 episodes of 3.5 men.
>>201641732I'll kill myself when I'm good and ready
>>201641732Fuck that, do you know how much a taxi costs these days?
>>201650494>harming or killing some poor dude that's done his time over a womanlet's not go crazy here. he made a mistake and some broad was killed. a tragedy yeah but it's not the end of the world. 10 years is enough.
>>201649173bro think he yoda
>>201641732If you were home fucking your sister this would not have happened
>>201641794Well I just went to the AIDS store and they are running out of you! Im going to kill myself mocking Sheen's AIDS first itt was the sole reason i get up in the morning.
>>201641732
>>201641732based. drugs are cool and intoxicated driving is nigger behavior. death penalty.
>>201641732Is she ok?
>>201641732What will blow your mind is something like 90% of all car crashes are caused by sober people
>>201641732went drink driving one time and killed some chick, her brother was mad as fuck but I just laughed at the trial and got out after a couple of yearsthought about pouring one out for her, but i think I'll just drink it instead lol
>>201659839Are you a nigger by chance?Unless 10% of the people driving a car at any given time are drunk, that means that drunk drivers account for a hugely disproportionate rate of car crashes.
It's ma'aaaaam
>>201659968So you're saying drunks and niggers are the problem? Okay then!
>>201659839There will never be real statistics on this. Even the made up statistics don't claim alcohol caused the accidents or that they were actually drunk at all.If you want to be honest about it, statistically more accidents are caused by non-drunk drivers so if everyone were drunk there would be fewer accidents.Drunk driving is almost entirely a late night thing meaning nobody at home with their families is affected.The damage from killing social interaction is far more nefarious.
>>201648341No he can't. Murder is unjustified killing.
>>201641732I'd like to fondle your sister's tiddiesDid you ever rub one out to her?
>>201642182dar-winning
>>201652086Religious fervor can be contagious. I grew up in youth groups for Baptist churches, and while I'm actually thankful for a lot of the stuff I was taught that's taught me how to navigate everyday life, realizing that a place that forced men to wear pants, even when playing basketball cause on an obscure verse>it is good for a woman not to see a man's thigh and weird shit like that it's a wonder I didn't turn out more weird. I'm betting they took quite a bit of his money telling him it was>for the cause
>>201641732I'm usually an asshole, but u r right. My great gramp used to drink too much, there were times he ended up chained by his own family.
Why is he resting his head on a toilet, it doesn't even look like the seat is down. gross as fuck
>>201641077>>201641135He mean't his jewish nigger soul for watching his own slop show.
>>201641732Just for that, I'm going on a drive to buy more alcohol and drink it in the parking lot. I hope I hit some anon's hot sister too
>>201641732based post tbqh
>>201641732Holy based, kill all addicts, fucking weak piece of shits
>>201641732sorry pal but what if I need to go to the store to get more? not my problem
>>201648341Now that's the spirit! Now this snivelling nonsense he posted in the first place.
I fucking love drunk driving, bros. It makes me feel alive. I drink drive every day, the only days I don't are the ones I'm passed out. My parole officer molested a little girl and I've got the photos so now he never reports anything I do and even gives me booze money. Fuck this, I'm gonna go drink drive right now.
>this thread yes Mr Jhon fbi, I'll go on a killing spree, thank you for the idea
>>201641732Don't be madIt's all a part of God's planGod wanted your sister dead, otherwise he would have kept her alive so don't worryIt was meant to happen
>>201662617Actually, I heard from a reliable source that the FBI no longer investigates 4channel forum posts.
>>201641732All the guy can do is the time he was sentenced to by the state. You, on the other hand, have the capacity to forgive.
>>201662608most based post i've seen on this gay board in months
>>201641732I've driven drunk more times than I can count and never hurt a single soul. Why should I be punished because someone else fucked up?
>>201641732About drunk drive in your honor
>>201652086>Want to be a good person so quit a hollywood tv show >End up joining a p diddy organization instead Life and it's ironies
>>201663137Rules exist for a reason.
>>201648408kek
>>201663500>they just DO ok!?
>>201641732It was just a prank bro
>>201641732Boo hoo nigga!
>>201641077alcohol doesn't kill AIDS
>>201641732Based.
>>201641732If she drank more alcohol her body would have been more limp and she would have survived the impact.
>>201641732Big school shooter vibes.
>>201663466It's LA. that place is a grifters paradise
>>201641732BASED
>>201641732This but with black people.
>>201665561black people killed your older sister? thats messed up
>>201641732kek you won't do shit in fact because you're such a onions magnet I'm going to buy my first bottle in years and go on a reckless drunken tear up and down the school zones between 8am-9am
Post Candy webms
>character is in their early 20s>gets a bad hangover that causes them to pukeAbsolute fiction.
>>201641732>alcoholism is when you don't completely abstain from alcohol
>>201666734>in excesslearn to read faggot
>>201652086Why are christfags always mentally ill?
This the thead then aye?
>>201641732>yo slim
>>201641732Women shouldn't be allowed in traffic. Or outside, period.
>>201641262kek
>>201641077he made the show funnyif you disagree and cant even agree on that, then youre just a contrarian faggot
>>201659975noicewhose the troon ?
>>201649857lmao based
>>201659968it's not 10%it's at least 25%
>>201641732Based as fuck tbqh
>>201641732why do stories about sisters dying make me sadder than brothers or cousins dying
>>201641732Hey, AlI just had sex with your momThen I got drunk, went for a drive and ran over some fat bitchSo hows your day been?
>>201641732Anon, stop larping and actually commit to your crusade. No one cares about alcoholics. Kill them.
>>201641732It was me
>>201641732I'm sorry anon. I hope you can find peace.
>>201641732he didn't drive so good
>>201670831my mom is your mom and you hate herdid you fuck her just to give her aids
>>201641732Blame having a car centric country, drunk accidents is so common in the US because you can't get anywhere without a car. If it was like Europe you could have lots of options but in the US you HAVE to drive your car.
>>201641732shut up reddit
That show had so many good looking women, it is completely impossible nowadays.
>>201641077is this show any good?
>>201641077Cooooooke.
>>201641732however
>>201641077Unironically a good line.
>>201675051it's been proven that you're actually a better driver when you drink a little
>>201674949answer me
>>201674949Not really. >hey alan get out of my house!gets old pretty quick.The best part of the show was the maid who would take the piss out of Charlie. That actress is dead now.
>>201641732The only sad thing about this is that it was your sister that got killed instead of you, faggot.
>>201676151>That actress is dead now.Well yeah, she was like 70 and morbidly obese 20 years ago
>>201641732a lot of edge lords dogpiling someone who's clearly still grieving
>>201676151The guy who played the son became a born again Christian and disowned the show, calling it "filth" lmao
>>201641732based based based based based
>>201641732i accidentally drove drunk once (studying with friends, sipping casually, must have had more than i intended) and it was one of the scariest, most harrowing experiences of my life. I HATE not feeling in control and it took a long time to get used to alcohol's effects, driving while drunk made me feel like i was drunk for the first time all over again.It's been almost 15 years since and i've never once done that again
>>201641732You have 10 years to plan his downfall anon. Get started. I have done it to my bully, you can too.
>>201641732I need to start on the drive home from work to get the timing just right
>>201652086>Puff DaddyDude either got raped or got told he had to fuck a nigger or get out. Whole thing was a racket to fleece in young boys to get fucked.
Can't believe they literally dropped a piano on Charlie Sheen's character (Not played by Sheen) in the finale.
>>201682014
>>201652086i bet sheen and many others lubed him up like ole corey
>>201666765atheists support trannies and immigration. The only retard here is you.
>>201641732Maybe she was drunk jaywalking.
>>201652086It sounds like the poor guy wanted out of Hollywood and got caught in the dichotomy between satanic Hollywood and fake Christian grifters.
>>201674245Funny how prior to getting a bigger role she had like 2 apperances before in the show.
