Realistically did Mrs. Teavee even have any options to punish her son at this point?
>>201650508If he was surprisingly stretchy, why didn't they just keep feeding him gum until he was back to normal size?Alternatively, transmit to a larger tv?
>>201650633Cause Wonka was a murderer
Post Mrs. Teavee smutOr the blueberry girlOr Violet/Veruca yuriDamn a lot of good fap material came out of this movie
>>201650508lol this cgi looks so bad
>>201650633>keep feeding him gumThe fuck are you talking about? They put him in the taffy puller.
>>201651963Better than the remake.
>>201651879>Post Mrs. Teavee smutI've never seen any desu.
>>201650508I liked how in the remake he got his ticket by cracking the distribution code.
>>201653873He deserved to win desu.
>>201650633Willy delighted in unusual suffering
>>201653790Why the hell notShe picks up the kid and keeps her in her cleavage for safekeeping
>>201654310First off a mom would never do that to their kidsBut also...shit man I don't know why it doesn't exist. It just doesn't.
>>201650508
>>201653873A RETARD could figure out
>>201651879>Or the blueberry girl>Or Violetsame person retard
>>201654488I interpreted it as Wonka having put it together himself and Mike genuinely impressed him by outstripping his own genius (in that specific area).
Imagine if you shrunk like this but it was Veruca Salt who found you
>>201654730I would tell her she smells stinky like the garbage she dwells in
>>201650508keeping him trapped in a little cage for the rest of his life, maybe she might get some young lass to claim him as her pet/toy
>>201655874That's not how moms think
>>201656408It is in my japanese animes
>>201654405She feels the embarrassed kid's boner against her tit and she teases him and squishes her tits together and squishes him a little bit
>>201656708She'll have a lot to explain if Mr. Teavee sees that
>>201650508Why would she punish him? he didn't do anything wrong
>>201656408you think a mother would let their child roam free when they are the size of a mouse? no they would definitely keep them locked up.
>>201657272But not in a cage. Besides the pocket works just as well.
>>201656776She tells him that Mike is at a friend's house and they sit down and eat dinner together. The whole time Mike Teavee is in the front of his mom's panties. Mike tries to yell for help, but his mother squeezes her thighs together and muffles him. Later, Mr. and Mrs. Teavee go to bed in separate bedrooms because he's a closet fag, and Mrs. Teavee takes out her repressed sexual desires on her tiny, helpless son. Some fart stuff happens.
>>201657006Pretty sure they could get him on kidnapping or at least false imprisonment
>>201657526What? Who? Not Mike.
>>201657526>The charges, officer?
>>201657359I'd kick my mom's ass if she farted on me
>>201650508pussy cram
>>201650508Did she carry him between her tits?
>>201658102Not really much of a threat when you know she wont carry it out.
>>201658200>won't carry it out
>>201658276Well if you were his dad would you put him in your underwear? Of course not.
>>201658337no because that's gay
>>201658344Even if it was a daughter tho would still be incestuous and gross
>>201658166Where else would she carry him?
>>201658337Sorry Jack, I'm bisexualMike Teavee's stepdad (played by Mad Men era Aaron Staton) opens the front of his pants and drops his wife's kid Mike Teavee (played by me) down into his compression shorts. It smells like balls in there. Mike wraps his arms around the boner like he's hanging onto a tree trunk in order to keep from sliding down.You're right, it's not as sexy. Let's make them not related. Mad Men era Aaron Staton drops me down there and I'm riding his cock like a cowboy, but Aaron Staton has really shitty gaydar and he's aloof so he doesn't get what's going on and keeps asking if I'm all right down there. Later, I watch his tall lanky goofy ass take a shower.
>>201658416gayest post i've seen today
>>201658804This isn't sounding like a punishment anymore
>>201650508This is why we bring dads to these things
>>201658804that's not bisexual that's gay. if a second woman put you in her panties that would be bi
I just wanna mention the UK musical. It’s so goddamn crazy I can’t help but love it>Violet is a child celebrity who’s exploited by her father>Mike is a monster who’s committed literal arson, assault, and war crimes>Wonka is an alcoholic and is schizophrenic. He also mentioned going to raves in the past>All the kids (except Mike for some reason) all die in the endIt’s fucking crazy, yet IMO, it’s my favorite adaptation because there are some amazing changes and decisions as well.
>>201662300Doesn't it show Verurca getting torn apart by squirrels who drag her limbs across the stage and then Wonka insists she's totally fine, on to the next room
>>201650508She could put him back where he came from haha stinky stinky
>>201662900That’s the Broadway version. He shrugs it off saying “The Oompas are a whiz with a glue stick.” Not to mention her severed head still being able to talk.In the UK, her and her father are burned alive in the incinerator.
>>201663065Is there a film of the stage play? I am seriously horny right now
>>201663164https://youtu.be/urtgnV1ZbXk?si=IZ4cSflTDh5x42t0This is the best recording we have of the UK version, and it’s still not the best. One song in Act 1 had a buffering issue and some of the Act 2 opener has no visuals.https://youtu.be/ru9y_CALMvs?si=You7YSkmUoYl8-hxAnd here’s Broadway. A way better recording for a way worse show
>>201662952He didn't come from her ass
Man, all women in 70s movies looked like men in drag with those manfaces going on. No wonder boomers hate their wives so much, you'd do too if you had to marry that.
