Why are critics turning on superhero movies?Deadpool and Wolverine is literally doing worse than The Flash, and only slightly better than The Marvels
>>201653437too many whites in moviesthat's the truth. people won't admit this here.
>>201653471Whites and straights.Critics want those DEI points so they have to pan anything without sufficient LAME and GAY points.
>>201653471Name 3 whites in the marvels
>>201653437Deadpool worked before every superhero franchise started doing meta humor, now it's just kinda sad
Hollywood is losing money so bribe money is running out.
>based Ezra killed capeshit foreverwe owe them a lot for saving cinema
>>201653546Holly's boyfriend from the office? idk I don't watch cape slop
>>201653648Which one of them?
>>201653654Concession accepted
>>201653437I want Deadpool & Wolverine to creampie my pussy throat and ass until I die of of semen overdose.
>>201653546the movie still got 62% on RT despite being of the worst movies of the yearDEI is real
>>201653733The RT % works differently from Metacriticparticularly now.
>>201653546BrieHaileeDanielNow, I believe the critics gave the Marvels a thumbs up.It was the audience that told them to fuck off.To verify, go back to the November reviews and look at the November ticket sales.Don't bother with latecomers.
Now watch Joker 2 hit a billion.
>Deadpool 65 metascore>Deadpool 2 66 metascore>Deadpool and Wolverine 54 metascoreWhat went wrong?
>>201653832Critics didn't it scored even worse than Deadpool and wolverine is doing
>>201653702All of (((them))).The current group of (((them))) is undoing 80+ years of hard work.
>>201653437I used to think that as long as capeshit eventually died cinema could be saved. I was that naive. I thought once the trend died out movies could go back to being good. Now i know it won´t happen, that regardless of when and how trends change Hollywood will just keep doubling down on shallow social commentary.
>>201653437Turns out "remember this cunt from that shit movie 20 years ago?" doesn't make a good film
>>201654001Twisters just came out last week and made 100 milly
>>201653955It became fashionable to bash superhero movies, there were a bunch of poorly phoned-in ones, won't stop Deadpool/Wolverine from breaking Joker's record tho.
>>201653762the marvels has 50 on metacriticstill deiI compared it to Ghostbusters Frozen Empire, same qualiy, but the movie has 46 on metacritic because of lack of DEI
>>201654206I don't think 45-50 range is substantially different?I didn't watch Frozen Empire, Ghostbusters died for me with the first sequel.
>>201654398>I didn't watch Frozen Empire, Ghostbusters died for me with the first sequel.Afterlife is really very good for the first 2 acts, then the 3rd act is nonstop key jingling and memberberries and it is unbelievably stupid.Frozen Empire is just a Marvel movie for redditor Ghostbusters fans. If you liked Ghostbusters for what made it a great movie, it's agony to sit through.>MEMBER ECTO-1?>HE SAID THE THING!>MEMBER WALTER PECK? (BECAUSE DESPITE BEING LIKE 90 AND A FORMER EPA BUREAUCRAT HE'S NOW THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK)>SHE SAID THE THING!>MEMBER SLIMER?>THEY SAID THE THING!combined with the most retarded nonsense excuse of a plot I've ever seen. You can't even imagine how moronic the "story" is
Sorry chuds, this one is already a big winner.
>>201654133>remakeslop just came out last week and made 100 milly
>>201654150Wokepool and Wokeverine won't get close to it
>>201654778It's not a remake it's all new characters
>>201654804$200m opening weekend says otherwise chuddy
>>201653437It's going to make a shit ton of money anyway, the thing is that if people will get it to a billion or if it will drop like MoM dropped
>>201654879Oh wow, I see now that they added an s to the end. I bet it's a hell of a film.
>>201655160It's the perfect summer blockbuster, see for yourself
>>201653519You know Reynolds and Jackedman?
>>201654898That's the thing. It should make a billion but Marvel is very front loaded at the best of times. If this is just ok it might fall short
>>201654880based Disney bootlicker. I hope you and the wifey have fun on your yearly trip to Disneyland!
>>201653995From what I saw, it was around 70% in favor from the critics. At least back in November.Once the Disney bribe money fell off it tanked to where it is now.
>>201655356Gay sure, but not LAME and GAY.You have to go full monty for the DEI money.
I guess Disney ran out of money for this one.They must have spent it all on the Inside Out 2 reviews.
>>201653437So I expected if it was disappointing it would be for a similar reason as Multiverse of Madness or No Way Home - an interesting concept with all the talent required to make a great movie, but dulled by the toothless, generic MCU formula. Am I right?
It's deserved, people want to move on from supes in general with the casualization versions. It's why stuff like The Boys is keeping people's attention when it had a mostly bad 4th season
oh dear
ESG money dried out
>>201657219>an interesting concept with all the talent required to make a great movieyou're wrong
>>201653437The movie is generic slop
>>201653437They're shifting the trend to moviegame right now. Watch how they will rate arcane s2 and other vidya adaptation high, just like what they did with capeslop in late 2010s
>>201654648Please stop defending this modern slop cash grabs.Let the faggots that identity with it and have their fun and consume the content they so desire
>>201653437I feel like we're getting another mario bros movie situation, where the critics were waiting for a traditional movie structure, and they just got a crowdpleaser without substance, plus, from what it's been leaked on the other threads, apparently the events of the movie are completely inconsequential to the mcu as a whole, so you could technically skip it and it wouldn't matter really.
Marvel is so dominant that 79% on RT is considered "bad". Marvel will stay winning while /tv/ stays SEETHING.There is nothing you can do about it. You are powerless
>>201657409Woah he looks stupid
>>201653519>>201653471Are you 2 fucking retarded? It has an 85% on rotten tomatoes
This movie is generic slop
>>201657553The movie is generic slop.Nothing to seethe over.Retards will consume retarded shit.It’s doesn’t upset me.I enjoy calling them retards for watching generic slop. i get off on it
>>201657553A certified fresh rating and ten bucks will get you a cup of coffee in California
>>20165762279 now
Let's be honest the MCU was only really a super popular thing for that single year period with Infinity War and Endgame, then once more in the year with Wandavision, Loki, and No Way Home. Literally no one ever treated any of this shit like an event outside of these things.
The movie looks just terrible, I mean, look at this
>>201653437From what I’ve heard so far and seen in the leaks it’s just not a clever movie. Seems to have taken the worst aspects of the MCU. The TVA and Void should have never been in it. Deadpool should have 100% stayed a standalone thing. Ironically DC of all franchises understood this with The Joker and The Batman. Obviously Feige was pretty desperate to capitalize off of Deadpool’s success where his own works failed but it sort of ended up being a drowning man dragging down another person thing.
>>201657409Poor Henry. Everything he appears in gets bad reviews. He must think is his fault.
>>201658066It is. He's a shit actor
>>201653437Man you know a movie is bad when Reddit is on damage control mode. Just go to r/movies and r/boxoffice and look in the respective threads. I’ve seen it all too well.
>>201658137Not sure if it is Le Reddit or if it is Disney Shills or a mixture of that plus a couple of actual fans who desperately want it to not suck.Seem like it is desperate enough to be all three trying to counteract the bad reviews before it takes hold in the normie zeitgeist.Still just waiting for Daphne pics...
>>201657239https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/film/review/2024/07/23/deadpool-wolverine-review-one-star-for-this-awful-awful-pile-of-puerile-snarky-parody/>The film itself confirms what the tiresome promotional material had long threatened. Deadpool & Wolverine, the first Marvel Cinematic Universe flick to get an R certificate in the US, is, despite that supposed confirmation of mature content, the most relentlessly juvenile entry in a sequence that has rarely been confused with Ingmar Bergman’s Faith trilogy.>As in the first two Deadpool films (not officially MCU product), Ryan Reynolds’s titular thug cusses and disses like an eight-year-old trying to shock a prim babysitter. This time he has a new joke. From the start, we are made aware that Deadpool will be bravely poking fun at Marvel’s corporate overlords. “Pegging is not new to me, but it is to Disney,” he says with an actual twinkle. (You must look elsewhere for an explanation of the sexual practice here referenced.) There are jokes about Disney’s corporate takeover of Fox. There is even an apparent acknowledgment that this might not be the best time to join the MCU.
>>201658298>It’s as if the studio is enduring one of those awful comedy roasts, once unavoidable on American cable TV, that allowed celebrities the opportunity to prove they were “good sports”. Of course, such extended comic attention, playing on a biography treated as public legend, actually counts as the most transparent form of deflected flattery. (If I were Deadpool I’d make a joke about noses muffled in rear ends. But I’m not. So I won’t.)
>>201658240>>201658137It's got 79%. It's good. You faggots are the ones in denial
>>201658240It’s copium plain and simple. The phrases are all too familiar.
>>201658342>It's got 79%Which is disastrous for Marvel standards. Fans expected to be to be a 90+% classic but instead it’s the lowest rated DP film. There isn’t a single MCU movie below 80% that was considered good.
>>201658427Most of life is copium. The question is why.If it is Le Reddit or Disney, the best option is to just ignore and move on. They thrive on attention.If it is fans in desperate prayer, then I can feel sympathy and just fuck around, play nice, and bump for Daphne pics so they can mourn.
Shawn Levy is incapable of making anything but trash
Fanboys going nuclear that the movie that looked like shit from trailer 1 is actually shit.
>>201658298>“Pegging is not new to me, but it is to Disney,” he says with an actual twinkle.If you pay money to see this shit, you are an actual faggot.
>>201653437How long until a proper camrip is out?
>>201658867You know you're typing all this while browsing a board where with dozens of tranny Jazz Jenning and Hunter Schafer threads every week.
>>201657864Eat shit, loser. It's fucking Deadpool
>>201658529>Animporhs10/10>Birds of Prey (TV show)10/10>Cheaper by the Dozen10/10>The Pink Panther10/10>Night at the Museum trilogy10/10>Real Steel10/10>Free Guy8/10, but great cinematography>Stranger Thing latest season9.5/10Had no idea he was such a kino machine
>>201653955no forced messages so they don't get the same review treatment. this is hilarious, since both deadpool 1 and 2 are fantastic films, im sure this one will be great too, but there's not enough black men to allow for a good score.
the pre-bought ticket sales tell me this will hit nearly 2 bill on word of mouth alone no matter what review sites and twitter will say
>>201658515C O P E. It's going to be a huge hit and bury that Joker shit you DCfags desperately cling to
>>201660053Then you need say nothing?Right?
>>201660053>tell me this will hit nearly 2 bill on word of mouth aloneNo. The trend for MCU films is that they make over a third of their final box office on opening weekend. Word of Mouth won't change much because at this point you know if you like Marvel or not
>>201660106No, shitface. I can say what I please. Where do you think we are?
>>201660150
>>201660154A place to mock your idiocy?
>>201658515>7/10 comedy with the standards of classic Family Guy is shitYou just have terrible taste
>>201660254What idiocy? I made a predictive observation. Kill yourself, broccoli-haired faggot.
>>201660188Yeah. Endgame did make over a third of its final box office opening weekend.
>>201660327Deluded
>>201660294An observation that you claim need no proof or actual logic to obtain.Shit pulled out your ass, has no value.The fact that you think otherwise shows you are merely a faggot of low quality.So I mock you, without regret.
>>201660344No? It literally did. It made 357mil opening and 858mil total. I can comfortably call it now. If Deadpool opens at 200mil its final domestic box office will be 500mil.
>>201660437At least I can form an opinion of my own, you dumbshit emaciated child.
>>201658867They should install dildos in every paid seat for this movie so Millennial soi boys can truly get their fill.
>>201653437>reddit: the character
>>201660444Just wait, anon. Nice trips, btw
>>201660479I had no idea Hardcore Henry was in this movie! I better go tell the r/SoThatHappened guys!
>>201660477Opinions, assholes, a faggot exalts in them both.Keep painting the picture, princess.We are all laughing at you.
>>201653437>”just turn your brain off”>”it’s a Deadpool movie it’s supposed to be stupid duh”>”critics shouldn’t be trusted anyway”It has begun
>>201660636>critics shouldn’t be trusted anywayThis but unironically.
>>201653437From what I heard the only thing saving this movie is the cameos and a couple of well placed jokes, the rest of it is pure garbage
>>201660535HH isn't even a character, the whole "bit" of the movie is he is a self insert for the viewer.
>>201660569>WeNYPA
modern "filmmaking" is disgusting
>>201660708I wouldn't know. I haven't seen the movie. You can fuck off back to shiddit, though
>>201660507Screen cap me dude. I'm disgusted with myself about it but I know what I'm talking about when it comes to this shit
>>201657409It's after endgame so who gives a shit about it really.
>>201660636The third part is literally the general consensus here lol
>>201660770>t.
>>201658066It is
>>201660636Literally all of those are reality. It's a movie, not a book. Fuck off, nigger. Stick to your gay A24 films and stop trying to shove your stick up my ass just because it's reaching your mouth these days
>>201653832>briefrench>Hailee Irish>Danielok, you got me.
>>201660853>defends the pegging movie>with anal sex metaphorsJust transition and get it over with.
>>201660889WHY SO SERIOUS
>>201660096>NOOOOO MY SLOP IS BETTER THAN YOUR SLOP
>>201660901>Tyrone can have my girl, who cares, she was never really into pegging me anyway
>>201660935>slop slop slopWe get it, you eat shit and want others to think about it. Sorry, anon, I don't like street curry.
>>201660964Who are you quoting? Kek is this what you're thinking right now?
>>201660995It's the dream scenario for a quirky redditor Deadpool fan.
>>201661027If your idea of Deadpool is lolrandom chimichangas, sad to say anon but you're the redditor. Read a comic, sometime.
The cat is out of the bag that capeshit has run its course, studios just have nothing to replace it with.
>>201661093How many of the current "critics" who reviewed it are Jewish, black, and/or trans?
>>201661060>Read a comic, sometime.Nah, pretty sure my life will be vastly better if I don't.
>>201661137Then what are you doing seething for 20 posts in a capshit thread for? It eats up your life regardless, obviously. May as well turn it into something enjoyable, instead of being an insufferablly miserable faggot.
>>201661093Disaster movies and animated kid movies and video game movies are already replacing comic book movies
>>201661174I liked Wolverine and Hulk comics when I was a kid. Now the comics and the movies have become so relentlessly gay that it turned me off of it completely. I also love movies so I'm pissed off about what they've become. Everything is shot digitally with a green screen, the writing and acting is lazy, everyone is phoning it in for a franchise paycheck. I'm not just bitching either. I live in Hollywood and write scripts for films that I want to make. I have skin in the game, so yeah it pisses me off that hundreds of millions are being dedicated to such an embarrassing piece of trash, in lieu of paying for 10 other projects that have something original and interesting to say.
>>201661174The only faggot is you, you literal cocksucker lol.Comics are for children.This site is for adults.You’re a a manchild bitch LMAO Now squeal for me you fat ass loser. You probably play DnD and are a fat fucking bitch
>>201661477>My dad is Bill Gates
So who was Lady Deadpool?
>>201660478>Gen X'ers try not to project their faggotry with random gay porn jokes for 5 seconds on a board filled with blacked posters and lolicons challenge
>>201661543Damn. Nice spergout, zoomie. Keep up the cynicism and enjoy nothing so you can drive yourself the point of suicide, for me. You're so cool being a loveless, petulant faggot 24/7. What happened to all of you avatarfagging as Patrick Bateman, by the way? Is it cringe frfr no cap now?
>>201661938Yeah. Maybe Deadpo should've said "Hawk tuah on that thang!" Would've been so based and redpilled
>>201661961I don't think he's a zoomie. Zoomers grew up on these kind of movies. I think he's probably Millennial or Gen X. Most people here on this website are still millennial aged even though more and more zoomers are visiting every year now that they're getting older.
>>201662177Checked. You're probably right. Still obnoxious as all Hell, though.
>>201662177Millennials are at least computer literate. Zoom Zooms fear things like torrenting and uncensored forum discussion more than anything.
>>201661897This isn't a thing no one cares. You are nobody
>>201654150>won't stop Deadpool/Wolverine from breaking Joker's recordYeah after 4 years of joeflation
>>201662024>Hawk tuah I've never seen anyone besides old boomers on Facebook hype her up.
>>201662298ESL of the day
>>201660096>JokerThat thing won a golden lion, mouseyboi. Know your place, sit down, be humble
>>201662364I browse the instagram cesspool. Plenty of zoomers love it
>>201662380Zamn! Is that Kendrick Lamar reference?! #RELATABLE
>>201662024Real restraint by Reynolds not to include a reference to that, maybe he is growing
>>201662451I'm breaking character to be grounded with you when I say this. I'm actually pretty impressed with Ryan Reynolds as a person these days. No matter what I think of his acting skills he's a genuine guy and I value that in people more than anything else. Watching him get emotional in interviews over this movie lights a spark in me. >inb4 "faggot"Get it out of your system I don't care. I'll die on this hill.
>>201662429>still mindbrokenLmao why is the jokester so powerful bros?
>>201662558I love Joker. You can enjoy multiple things at once instead of being a console warring poser
>>201662451Yeah, especially given that they were definitely still filming the movie six weeks ago when she said it.
>>201662525>getting emotional over being paid $20m to play a homosexual superhero>inspires legions of manchildren to be gay tooThis is everything wrong with western civilization right now.
>>201662674Carrotid artery. Partial hanging. That's your quickest, most painless way out. Just do it already.
>>201662525>im breaking character here so I can shill for a millionaire who’s getting emotional about the fact he’s been playing pretend really wellKek
>>201657239Don't the other Deadpool films have the same rating? What's the reason for the difference?
>>201662981It's about the fact that he cares about the stories and uplifting Wolverine as a character, not because "he plays pretend really well." He's an insecure loser who can't spend 5 minutes without self-depricating. You're scraping the barrel
>>201663035Nothing. They're upset because this making moneg gets in the way of Tikkun Olam
>>201663038He’s an actor who plays an insecure loser. In reality he’s a businessman who’s been milking that persona to secure roles, and establish multiple other revenue streams for years now. Self deprecating humour is part of his brand.If it helps you feel like a big boy yourself, believing your favourite movie character is showing growth, then I guess you’ll go on believing it anyway though.
>>201653623More like Ryan Renolyds plays the same two chactacters in every movie. He's either van wilder or that dude from Smokin Aces.
>>201660737You tried way too hard to fit in, redditor this last post was the icing on top go back to /r/greentext you’re too emotional and try hard edgy you stick out like a sore thumb. You’re in your early to mid 30’s lean left, and most likely bought the book “The Art of Not Giving A Fuck” and own at least one toy/funkopop/action figure whatever you call it. You have marvel posters in your house and own a Nintendo switch. You also have an overweight partner. How well did I do?
Pure Goyslop for retards
>>201663281No way this guy has a partner. Unless he’s the financial support and she’s sleeping around.
>>201661477Make more ben stiller/ Owen Wilson/ Judd Apatow slop, tinsel town faggot. This is what we want
>>201661961I’m a zoomie. Bullying millinials genuinely makes me happy, especially at work but when I’m off, this website scratches the itch. I enjoy tormenting you, socially and emotionally, it’s what I enjoy, why can’t you let people enjoy what they want?
>ITT: miserable drains on society look down on people enjoying their lives while being too chickenshit to go through with suicide, in an endless mental gymnastic effort convince themselves they're worth anything remotely valuable
>>201653437they're shit. even nigger loving jewish critics dont want to see Glen Powell become Captain America 3 or whatever
>>201663602Just hand me my McGriddle, kiddo.
>>201653832>hailee>whiteLMAO
>>201663731Critics aren't people, they're paid shills.
>>201663810I thought critics were based for shitting on Le Marvel Slop? Which is it?
>>201663527Why more Ben Stiller
>>201663731Can’t even give me my (you) pathetic faggot. I’m glad someone is making money of the neutered masses like you my only gripe is it affects the production of art from studios I used to enjoy, but that’s business I guess we will have to make our own kinos. Make sure to get the limited edition Deadpool clip controller product! It looks like a butt! Teehee! You are totally the original target demographic, definitely not 14 year olds! Kek we can sell you anything.
>begging for (You)s
>>201663774Trust fund finance bro, actually>>201663847He’s a good writer and has the perfect
>>201663847>>201663901…”satirical” sense of humor he thinks he’s not funny or relatable to the current generation but it’s quite the opposite. Just the all around “vibe” and humor.
>>201662586I take you wanted to reply to this disneyshill right?>>201660096
>>201663901Daytrading memecoins from subreddit trends isn't a finance job. You have a gambling addiction.
>>201663281NTA. Jesus Christ you're insecure
>>201663971No I have a securities license and don’t touch the meme coins. Wouldn’t be able to get my house that way. How’s your house? Oh you don’t have one? Shame
>>201654133>Twisters just came out last week and made 100 millyThey should let the classics die with dignity instead of corrupting the characters with aging and attitudes from the current social atmosphere.
>>201664042Hit a little too close to home? Tell me what I got right, be a good sport
>it’s a tremendous faggot with delusions of grandeur makes a thread shilling his favourite comic book movie thread>he gets called out multiple times by anons and resorts to whataboutism because he is genuinely low-IQ enough to think he’s making a good counter argument>stops replying to people as soon as he realises he’s lost the argumentOn top of all this, the numerous projections about suicide are particularly revealing. I’m not edgy enough to wish death on someone because they like comic book movies, but you should get help bro. You’re clearly not comfortable in your own skin, and if watching this slop helps get you through the day then that’s what it does. You need to learn you’re going to get opinions without the mainstream filter here though, and your movie will get shit on. If you’re not emotionally ready to deal with that, don’t post about it.
>>201664086What? Do you know what NTA means?
>>201664062Yeah, post your address for proof. I don't believe you.
>>201664158Yeah the suicide insecure jokes were very Anthony Bourdain esque, how he jokes about it non stop and dies the exact way he joked about it. Life is a tragedy to some and a comedy to others. Ha-ha!
>>201664158>It's another delusional summerfag who thinks everyone in a thread with over a hundred replies is the same person as long as they disagree with him>Afraid of suicideDo it! Do it! Post it to /gif/ in your favorite BLACKED thread.
>>201664187>>201664164>>201664042>>201663971We can tell when you samefag, newfag. You also wouldn’t make it past the first gate even if I did.
>>201664205Either gay or samefag. Stop kissing his ass and marry him already
>>201664240Get help, stop watching porn.
I'd like to brutall kill both sides here. Like gouge out your eyes and break your teeth in brutal.
>>201664240I’m not afraid of suicide. I just said I don’t wish it upon you. I’d rather people got to live fulfilling and productive lives.Your posting format and content is very clear across dozens of posts, and you know full well how many you’ve made.
>>201664243Waiting on that address
>>201663840They're paid shills.
>>201664313No, retard. NTA means NTA. Desperate to prove something to a random person. I don't know who you are and I don't care about your argument. I looked at the thread and you type like an insecure nigger who makes tiktoks with white voice and obvious Atlanta ghetto accent like XXXTentacion.
>>201653437Every showing near me is almost completely empty except for a couple people. This is really looking like a flop.
>>201664445screenshotting for future reference
>>201653437Deadpool is reddit personified the character and Ryan Reynolds is reddit personified irl.
>>201653437>Why are critics turning on superhero movies?to watch them?what kind of question is this? are you dumb?
>>201664316How’s the weather in Idaho
>>201664521Nice try. I live in Zimbabwe.
>>201653712get better taste
people know the next stage is nigger Captain America
>>201654898mom was fucking catastrophic that was the beginning of the end for numcu
>>201657409papi is so hot
>>201658867he did actually get pegged in the first movie
>>201657864Pretty comic-accurate, it looks cheap but its still miles nicer than shitty changes everywhere
>>201660188wtf i had no idea no way home was that big
>>201653437Meanwhile the turd called Anyone But You gets 9's and 10's. They're just trying to persuade everyone to watch Twisters because how dare Reynolds for having some control over the content of his movie rather than spread "the message".
>>201661897blake lively
>>201665186based bong
this thread is full of normie critical drinker fans
>>201664574Its Rhodesia you fucking nigger
>>201657864where is this camrip please?
>>201665778Are you willing to send me money for a link?
>>201665923Are you willing to suck my cock and balls?
>>201666100Ok no rip for you which sucks since it's such great quality lmao :)
>>201659852>LFG!
>>201654880>outpacing all recent MCU movies You can outpace that by selling juice in a lemonade stand these days
>>201653437Cause the plot leak makes it certain that it is mid af and just a crowd pleaser cringe fest full of cameos
>>201653702the choker ezra for me that was staying with that mom and her kid for a week until he tried to convert them
>>201665528Shut it, munt
>>201666449I'm not watching Twisters, Maxxxine, or Longlegs
>>201666993By "convert them" do you mean when he saved them from an angry, beligerent, repeat-criminal nigger?
>>201653437i just saw it and holy hell is it shitits basically Rick and Morty infinite timeline nonsense to an insane degree, the amount of 4th wall jabs number in the millions, its peak 'millenial writing' and is honestly the one time where I was tempted to leave the theater (besides Rise of Skywalker)
>>201657409>events of the movie are completely inconsequentialnothing in the mcu has actual consequences, its all one big theme park
>>201660437You sound like a redditor. Go back.
>>201653519Has there ever been a movie that made fun of critics blindly associating sadness with artistic merit or maturity?
>>201653437If this post ends in repeating numbers, Deadpool & Wolverine will make less than a billion dollars.
>>201653471Yeah. Hell they hate whites are the reason people go watch movies and they hate they need whites to make some money
>>201653437Two white male leads, can't have that.
>>201669350>Plus cavill(((They))) are seething
>>201664074Not s single character from Twister appears in Twisters
>>201669399Cavill is box office poison, Reynolds should have stayed far away from him
>>201653437Previous Deadpool movies were just poo poo pee pee comedies, it's not high cinema or something.
>>201671249And yet>>201653955
>>201671352Who knows, maybe jokes were even worse.
>>201657409>the events of the movie are completely inconsequential to the mcu as a whole, so you could technically skip it and it wouldn't matter really.It would be surprising if this wasn't the case since it's r-rated and they still want to market the mcu to kids
>>201661093>studios just have nothing to replace it with.Live-action anime and vidya is the new capeshit.
Is a torrent up?
>>201653437It's a movie where one of it's merch tie-ins is a pair of controllers with their butts moulded on the back. In other words you grab their ass while you play. This is flopping for the same reason as Furiosa: people are wise to faggotry and they're tired of it. And yes, capeshit is dead.I hope Twisters does well. I want more movies like that and less movies where the two leads act all gay, irony-quipping themselves into a frothy climax while pretending it's all just a joke up to, but not including the moment you tell them to knock it off. At which point you're le homophbiac in the eyes of the distributor not because of any actual beliefs, but because it gives them an avenue of excuses.> P-people aren't seeing this because they are le homophobes!In 3.. 2..Basically this movie looks really cringe.
>>201672049Reynolds' humor has always been campy, sassy. Jackedman always got made fun if for his older wife
>>201661124I saw this faggot Canadian Jew earlier today. His profile basically is just him constantly whining about Elon & Trump.
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>>201653437How does this compare to recent Marvel films?This is easily better than them. Apart from maybe Guardians 3.
>>201667915Did you pass 4th grade English? Jesus...
>>201668806Freddy Got Fingered. Unironically.
>>201671092Cavill's last leading film made 800 million dollars. Cope.
>>201663602>I'm a zoomie >Born in 1994
