>On February 20, 2012, Von Bargen shot himself in the temple in an apparent suicide attempt. He managed to call 911, and an ambulance was dispatched to his apartment in Montgomery, Ohio. He suffered from diabetes and had previously had a leg amputated. When calling 911, he told the operator that he was scheduled to have two of his remaining toes amputated but didn't want to undergo another surgery. "I have no children and no life, and I'm tired," he said. Von Bargen played fewer and fewer roles as his diabetes worsened. His last role was in the comedy London Betty in 2009.
life is unfaaair
>>201653614How much of a fucking loser do you have to be to fail at shooting yourself in the head?
>>201653614Is this George's boss, Kruger?
Why didn't he just lift
>>201653715he was probably reasonably drunka lot of people see movies where people an hero to the temple or through the roof of their mouth and blow their face off insteadbrainstem is the key
>>201653684I don't know>>201653715But, brother, the clear and obvious shame is calling 911 after the fact. Just go to bed bleeding and pray that it's all over when you wake up.
>>201653896He's clearly not good at being proactive.
>>201653821diabetes fucked his shit up I guess
>>201653684yes>>201653980no>>201653743maybe>>201653821I don't know>>201653715can you repeat that question?
>>201653614Do feel quite bad for him.He was in some decent stuff. O Brother Where Art Thou, Crimson Tide, Silence of the Lambs, Basic Instinct, Philadelphia, Seinfeld
That 911 call is still one of the most depressing things I have ever heard.
>>201653895if i were to draw a dot on my head that sat in line with my brainstem, where would that dot be?
>>201656001google the circle of willisalso suicide is pretty gay
well then maybe we should call you... T Bone
>>201656067no one said suicide, but thank you.
>>201653896Doesn't work. I tried to kill myself by way of stabbing, hit a rib or sternum and knife got stuck, went to bed hoping I'd bleed out or something. You just sleep it off. Went to the ER next morning. I think for most suicidal people it works like releasing a pressure valve and after an attempt you are done for a while. This guy probably just lost it enough for this to happen.
Malcolm in the Middle is a borderline cursed show.
>>201656001right between the eyes, half an inch down the bridge of the nose.
>>201656463>Went to the ER next morninImagine being this guy and not completely ashamed. Nigga slept of his hilarious suicide attempt then went to the hospital to make sure there was a record of it, and just to wast 5 grand. Bro your life must suck but I'm pretty impressed by how many fucks you just don't care.
>call is releasedwhyhttps://www.tmz.com/watch/0-spgpj6mf/
>>201656582Just deepthroat a shotgun like your mom deepthroats my BBC. When it hits your tonsils that's the sweet spot. A shotgun slug is going to eviscerate everything back there.
>>201656463A bullet lodged in your brain is a bit different but if you ever reconsider just ""barbecue indoors"". Why even stab yourself? You didn't even do the stabbing right. Like do they slaughter cattle with a knife to the ribs? No.
>>201656782He obviously just wanted attention.
>>201653614>suicide attempt >calls 911Is he retarded? Just don't call anyone and you would have died.
>>201656709Because TMZ and journalists in general are soulless monsters, just take a look at the owner of TMZ (((Harvey Levin))).
>>201656463>I tried to kill myself by way of stabbingthis is your brain on anime
>>201653614> He suffered from diabetes>"I have no children and no life, and I'm tired,"he's just like me.tho, I'll just hang myself like a real man.
>>201656746Just be careful to aim back, not up. If you only blow your face off, it's a fate worse than death.
>>201653614You forgot to mention he successfully committed suicide a few years later.
>>201656977I'm 45 years old, 300lbs and 5'11" and have an A1c of 4.9Diabetes is a fucking choice. Keep eating snack cakes.
>>201657076>Diabetes is a fucking choiceyeah sure, I got a type 1 diabetes when I was a skinny kid... by choice.
>>201657033it's true. I work with a guy that works in our trauma center ER here in my province (i.e. we get all the chug accidents/trauma from up north flown down), more than once he's seen a failed shotgun to the face. he even showed me pictures once. it was fascinating. you want to have a good time, search for something like "maxillofacial gunshot wound" or similar.
>>201653614Ah... suicide. The last resort of slackers and sissies.>What about Spangler?Sissy!
>>201657139Well I meant type 2 obviously. It's pretty fucked up you got to inject yourself with insulin to stay alive. I wouldn't wish that on you but you do have to realize thats a weakness and your gene series really should die out.I'm saying that it's kinda genetically ok to be a fat fuck, but diabetes type 2 is just for the sugar addicts.
>>201656821Nah I just wanted to be cool. Suicide is badass!
>>201657362enjoy a world full of """healthy""" retards from africa... well until you get shot by one of course.
>>2016566595 grand? What first world do you live in? In 'murka they wouldn't pull the knife out for 5 grand, let alone actually sew you up and give you antibiotics, and god forbid if you need toilet paper while there.
>>201656857I dont watch anime, just play vidya with a show on the second monitor or an audiobook. Or come here to post "I thought Charlie Sheen had aids, not Polio" whenever somebody posts a full body pic of him wearing shorts. Knife was there and I really wished I wasn't. Im doing ok now. There's a Charlie Sheen thread up brb.
>>201655665You forgot Robocop 3.
>>201657768No I didn’t
>>201653896>Just go to bed bleeding and pray that it's all over when you wake up.ORand hear me out... this is a big one get readyShoot yourself again
>>201657882They must be really flabbergasted that it didn’t work to call 911 blind with half their face gone but not shoot again
>>201656841Oy vey...
>>201653614>great actor>actually attractive in a unconventional wayThis actually stings. I legit thought bro was alive and enjoying retirement after the success of the show. I wish I could go back in time, marry him, and help him get his diabetes under control.>Life is unfair
