Fat comic with no self esteem and massive drug problem needs to make a comeback
>>201655407How come Artie was never on Norm's podcast?
>>201655407How are you supposed to live a happy life looking like this? Why isn’t he dead?
>>201655580i think norm couldn't stand his bitch ass. i'm sure he put on the showbiz face and was nice to him, but artie seems fucking insufferable.
>>201655407He turned into a Mexican
>>201655619male pattern baldness is natural and women still find some bald guys attractive
We already have Stavros at home
>>201655619He didn't look that good before this. And he can't die until the curse is lifted.
>>201655632Nah, they were good friends. Artie was scheduled to be on a later season but then Norm unfortunately passed before it could happen.
>>201655826>look at schedule>oh fuck it's Artie>die
>>201655580He is a typical lying, cheating, stealing addict and being in any way associated with him is asking for trouble.Norm loved being able to make a living by making himself and others laugh and couldn't understand Artie pissing such a life away for so long that his friends finally gave up on him after giving him endless chances to turn his life around.
>>201656117Artie was never funny.
>>201656246he was funny on Stern, never saw any stand up of his but he was always good in the moment.
>>201657025>he was funny on SternNo he wasn't. His humor consists of talking shit about other people. That's not funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJxBkE9d-TA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvleQUqbaZw
>>201655407How can this guy not afford to fix his nose
>>201656117Norm was self destructive too, pissing away all his money gambling and being a pill addict
>>201656246Yeah, pretty much. But he was an interesting guy and made Stern's show way better because you never knew what was going to happen that day when listening.I felt kinda bad for Howard towards the end because it was just a guy's agonizing cry for help and he had no idea what to with him.
>>201657112he can, but he's using the pretense that he can't use pain killers because he's "clean" as an excuse
>>201657112>How can this guy not afford to fix his noseHe was living in a government funded halfway house and pumping gas for $2.00 an hour not too long ago.
>>201657112he's not allowed to fix it because of his drug issues
>>201657149>and he had no idea what to with him.he did, but he's a greedy jew and would rather capitalize off him instead of helping him.
>>201657149>I felt kinda bad for Howard towards the end because it was just a guy's agonizing cry for help and he had no idea what to with him.Howard knew exactly what he was doing. Taking advantage of a retard, which is what he did to all of his "regulars"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdbPkpOxdaM
>>201655407After using serious drugs for that long, seems like it'd be incredibly hard not to just keep using til you die. I could understand someone getting sober after abusing something for 2/4/5 years whatever, but hard to imagine getting sober after a decade+ of serious abuse. If I were him, I might have just gone all the way.
>>201657470If you honestly believe he can be sober, I have a bridge to sell you
>>201657025His standup isn't nearly as good as when he's on Stern or in an interview, for whatever reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbIsaLw535M
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>>201657503I don't, just commenting on the idea of trying to be sober after so many years of substance abuse. Seems like life would be completely empty, terrible.
I genuinely believe he was clean when he was on Rogan and it was the most unfunny version of him I have ever seen and I've been following him since his Mad TV days. He has no talent unless he's on opiates.
>>201657749You don't want to hear the same 3 stories over and over or hear him deny being punched out fucked up his nose?
he should link up with steve o
