>"Anon I cannot look at you.">"That word is never appropriate, you need to leave."
>>201659756C'mon, man, you know I was asking for a Snickers!
Thanks fer comin' ta Moovie Barn, y'all! Enjoy the show! An' remember, y'all can say whatever y'like around here as long as it ain't during the movie!
>Robert, don't make me call the manager over here.>I know damn well your massa isn't happy with you for refusing me a butter refill with my crab legs last week.>So turn around and give me a smile, you fucking n
>>201659969Moovie barn rules. I bet you can get a good deal on the gently used horse stall mats they have in the bathrooms.
Buncha newbs disrespecting based Robert, bender of the no singles policy.Yelling at anyone who calls robert a nigger used to be the most fun parts of these threads
NI
>take single piece of popcorn>"NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!">Robert starts running at full speed around the counter, rotating slowly at the corner and then raising his fist and bashing me mercilessly
>>201659756You're right, the N-word is never acceptable to say.
>>201659756Im sorry for calling you bobert
you fags to turned Robert into shitty racebait
>>201660098Just hope you don't have to carry them up a flight of stairs.
>>201659756>Robert I thought I had the pass...>LOOK AT ME!
>>201659756>I-I was talking about Ruth Negga
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORDI'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
>*ding**ding**ding**ding**ding**ding*ROBERT I NEED SOME SERVICE HERE>*ding**ding**ding**ding**ding**ding*
>>201660231hello redit!
>>201667214>anon rightfully rebukes the disrespecting of an upstanding entrepreneur negro man, beloved community figure, and customer service icon, "Robert">fucking faggot newfag, "(You)" thinks its funny to be derisive for a cheap laugh
I DON'T CARE ROBERT I'LL SAY IT. I'LL SAY IT A THOUSAND TIMES! REFUND REFUND REFUND, THAT MOVIE WAS SHIT
>Welcome...to die!!
>Hey anon, I heard the gooks got through the wire last night. They must have ran when they saw you were on point haha. I brought you some of those Crab-rations you like and don't tell your CO but I snuck in some fresh socks. I better get back to basecamp, semper fi and enjoy the patrol!
>>201667550>tonight's kino is "12884 " KNOW YOUR ENEMY THE VIET CONG" directed by "U.S. ARMY FILM CORPS"
>>201667476>refundWITH A HARD R, ROBERT.
>>201667577>after auditing your refund the Kinoplex CEO noticed Robert has been skimming crab legs off the top for years nowwas it worth it?
>>201667576fucking kek
>>201667550/comfy/
>Assalamu aleikum, anon! You're just in time for Black Hawk Down! also we noticed your anti-Israel posts online.. I think I can waive the wahdah haram Sharia for today. looks like that 9 year old girl is checking out your jihad! haha, okay enjoy the film>oh and anon.. Allahu ackbar!
Fine I’m sorry Robert. I’ll call it popcorn topping
>>201659756Robert... your arms are on backwards
>>201668207>Allahu Snackbar
>>201668207>9 year old girlWhere's the cinema?
>>201659756It's just hair, bro. No need to be so sensitive.
>>201659756>implying Robert wouldn't give you the n-word pass and greet you with "my nigga" everytime he saw you
>>201659756Robert, you dare show this one such disrespect?! You are courting death!Kowtow and hand me more butter and I may show mercy
All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one pepsi
>>201668524>SAY THAT WORD ONE MORE TIME
>>201659756Robert, just give me my popcorn and Coke you NIGGER!
>>201668207Robert what's that beeping sound? I hope it's the smoke detector haha.
>>201668922
>>201659756i actually used to work at a movie theater with a black guy named Robert and the look of disappointment he gave when i dropped a hard R in conversation genuinely made me feel bad, and i never said it (in front of black people) again.
>>201669095>Robert got promoted It's about fucking time, that man is a PILLAR of this community.
I'm sorry. I wanted to say "Basketball-American"
>>201659756Sussudio
I wonder if the model for Robert knows about his meme. I bet he is a nice guy too
>>201670338I heard once that he does and finds it funny, but I’ve never seen more than hearsay to back it up.I want to believe.
>>201668815I have a co-worker like this. A real strong hairline and a pretty boy. One of our coworkers is losing hair and is talking about hair transplants. He just says that that's too much trouble and that if he ever lost his hair he would shave it off with a razor because it looks so refreshing and he doesn't even care about it. The thing is I really think he is on fin because his father is is bald bald even though he claims he is shaving it because it is low maintenance.
