>6 years later>"wait, was she flirting with me?"
>>201662450She had a crack whore body and he probably had bbw freak show porno mags ready to go in the John
>>201662519>She had a crack whore bodyBoooooy did she let it blast!
>>201662519That's an absolute primo milf body
He has no time for that whore. He's got a rape to do.
>>201662766Primo milfs have cellulite
While drinking a girl once texted me, we were next to each other but this bitch texted me that she wanted me to come with her to her apartment to get change. Nothing spilled on her or whatever but I was having so much fun with friends I was impatient the whole way and told her to change quickly. I missed my chance bros and I will never get another one ever
>>201662450unironically very well written dialogue, like a comedy from the 40s but with 70s raunchiness
>>201663251You'll get another chance. We all will...
>>201662450I hate it when women start coming on to me
>>201663251>apartment to get change.Maybe she just needed to get some quarters? Not everything is about sex.
>>201663251what
>>201663827>quartersYeah, HINDquarters
Anyone got the picture of that message that a girl in an anons class wrote in his yearbook that he didn’t notice for 10 years
>>201662870Cellulite means bad genes
