Nothing against David Spade whatsoever, but how was/is he so good at pulling hot chicks?
Women go nuts for duck facing after a joke doesn't land.
>has a kidhe almost had it made
>>201673075There’s a level of funny and charming a man can reach where he can pull almost any girl. Flirtatious humor is unbeatable
>>201673075no idea but i am curious why his sister Kate Spade, killed herself
>>201673075He’s a Hollywood gatekeeper. All the chicks he bangs are aspiring actresses. It’s transactional.
>>201673075drugs
gotta figure it's all down to his masculine, throaty-sounding farts. not everyone can produce, on command, a resounding, silence-inducing throaty fart (as there's no 'anal throat') but id bet good money on this guy having the right powder in his musket.
>>201673075he's famous and has a huge dick
>>201673155What? Like that producer fellow who went to jail?
>>201673140Having to live down Chris Farley raping her
>>201673382Dafoe's got a huge phallus and he's been with the same lady for like 30 years.
>Spade>has a hammerkino
>>201673539Kind of. Spade has a better racket going because he isn’t a producer, he just has access to that world. These girls bang him so they can get invited to the parties where the producers are. He’s only a stepping stone which probably helps protect him.t. Used to hang out in Hollywood
>>201673569how would you know this
how did he even become successful. I've never seen him do anything remotely funny. just rode farley's (small) coat tails.
>>201673794everyone know that
>>201673847Just Shoot Me was pretty popular back in the day.
>>201673794>he hasn't seen dafoe's massive cockngmi
>>201673794He showed it to me once
>>201673188It’s not gonna catch on lil fella. If you want attention for every post just use a trip!
>>201673075Same reason jeff goldblum and dax shepard fuck bitches. LA thots love cocaine and big dicks.
same
>>201673847It was his good buddy Sandler who helped Dave achieve movie fame post-SNL (same with Rob Schneider). Also, I don't mean that in a bad way, Dave Spade and Rob Schnedier movies made a fuckload back in the 2000's.
>>201673794He's modest af about it btw
>>201673075Literally 90s pete davidson All the relationships were staged
>>201673794I saw his sex tape with your mother. And your aunt. And your sister.
>>201674302schneider is actually quite funny. his roles were at least memorable occasionally. spade characters are always just dull and lacking any charisma. pair anyone at all up with farley and it wouldn't have made much difference. their 'double act' is a ridiculous misnomer.
>>201673075Basically women think that by sleeping with a man he will give them access to the people they need to "make it" in hollywood. They never do, some realize this and become bimbos/trophy wives while others just go insane.
