>Somehow impregnate hot Catholic girl>Raise a son to the ripe old age of six>Decide it's time for him to watch Das Boot in its entirety>An hour and a half in he turns off the T.V. and asks, "are you autistic, Dad?"Realistically, how should I respond to this? He didn't even see the last hour or so of the film.
When my daughter was six, she was already making social media posts about Ruth Bader Ginsberg.