>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.what was he trying to prove? that deep down everyone is as ugly as him? he's alone.
>>201680422>i want chicken fingers, not tendies, shoestring fries and barbecue sauce
>>201680422sounds like a good breakfast but i'd swap the potatoes for shredded hash browns with the tomatoes on the side
>I posted it againA fishtank live thread died for this
>>201680422>Okay, Sparky; Here's the deal: I'll bring you some scrambled eggs, a cup of coffee, and some leftover croutons. You don't like it, then stand up, do a vertical one-eighty, and moonwalk back into outer space.
>>201680548Every topic on this board is now a repost. Like most people who watch tv, they don't have an original idea in their heads.
>>201680521>barbecue sauce instead of honey mustardyou fool
>>201680422A diner that doesn't do substitutions seems weird.In my experience they tend you be "you want food, we got food" places.
>>201680422He just wanted to eat what he wanted.
>>201680422All I'm saying is if I was that waitress, shit would have gone down a lot differently
>>201680422There's nothing wrong with ordering what you want within reason, but he was a cocksucker about it.
It's a boomer entitlement thing. My mom does the same thing. They just want to be catered too.
>>201680944>>201680521>BBQ sauce or honey mustard instead of mayobrown hands typed those posts
>>201682061>mayonnaise on chicken tenders Autist detected.
>>201681045There would have been a lot of ketchup on the floor of that smoking section....
>>201681005Why would you go to a restaurant and order something that's not on the menu? I don't go to a Ford dealership and ask for a Honda.
>>201682333Ok but what sort of diner doesn't serve a side order of wheat toast? Absolute insanity
i live 15 minutes from that diner, sat at that exact table but i terribly misquoted the scene when they asked me what i wanted and then they asked me to leave
>>201682639
>>201682639I create a 150 or so threads on this fucking board quoting his EXACT order and you couldn't remember it when the time came? get fucked you disgusting sack of shit, you've betrayed me
>>201682732never get performance anxiety?
>>201680603and what would you like us to talk about, oh great intelligent one?
>>201682732Lmao, you deserve it.
>HELLO! I'LL HAVE UH UH A CHEESEBURGER>WITH NO KETCHUP!>AND I'LL ALSO HAVE UH UUH A CHICKEN SANDWICH>UHH WITH NO TOMATOES!>UUH AND EXTRA MAYONNAISE!>AND SOME ONION RINGS WITH NO SALT!>I ALSO WANT A LARGE ORANGE SODA>WITH NO ICE!>DID YOU GET ALL THAT?
>>201680422That he likes tomatoes
how can you ever say no to potatoes?
>>201682756You're right. I'm sorry, anon, I shouldn't have yelled at you.>>201682825FUCK YOU YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE
>>201681071How so? I haven't seen the movie, only the meme.
>>201682841Literally me
>>201682172Yes, and? My wife eats them like that too
>>201682873by being a cocksucking faggot or a 500 year old hobbit who's lived on fish and cave fungus the whole time
>>201682224> when you remember that smokers and non smokers eat in the same dining room.They took this from you.
>>201682061>mayoMayo is not a dip, you 500 pound waste of oxygen. I could use you like a munition, I could knock down structures with your grotesque tub-of-lard ass.
