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5 billies easy. hollywood is saved.

>>201701410
What the fuck is Skibidi Toilet anyway?

>>201701857
BRRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES

>>201701857
skibidi rizz my brother skibidi rizz

>>201701410
their desperation is delicious.

>>201701857
sfm/gmod zoomie humor. Just some rehash of millennial humor.

I LITERALLY shit my pants today, not even lying.
Ate some sketchy spicy sichuan noodles from a restaurant of dubious cleanliness.
Almost made it to the toilet, but the floodgates opened a few steps away.
Completely flooded my jeans, my underwear, and it went all over the floor and toilet seat too.
Had to rinse it all out in the shower, had to push some extra large chunks down the shower drain too.
Everything's in the washing machine now, plan on washing it on the sanitary cycle three times.
Hopefully I'll still be able to psychologically handle wearing those jeans, they were pretty well-fitting.
Plan on using draino and hot water in the shower drain tomorrow because the thought of a turd still floating in the U-bend trap makes me not want to shower again.
Anyways the point of my very real story is that nothing's ever over.

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>>201701508