haha what a wacky situation! no way there could be someone that age and still a virgin in real life!
>posting the same threads for years
I'm 68 and have literally never even held hands with a girl.
>>201701607How long left for you, OP? I only have nine years left.
If I didn't pay someone to have sex with me I never would have. I'm in my thirties and I've never been in a situation that could have possibly naturally resulted in sex. Like, not by a long shot.
>>201701765I foresee this in my future.>>201701799Same.>>201702773Did you find a “safe” escort type thing? Or go down and dirty from the streets?
>>201705710>Did you find a “safe” escort type thing? Or go down and dirty from the streets?I from Germany. It's legal here. You just go to a site and make an appointment.
>>201701765Oof. And you use literally like a zoomer. Just end it, old loser.
>>201701607I'm 25 years old and a virgin.
>>201706525Nice one. I was a virgin at 25 too, and I still am now. Do you feel bad about it?
I reach 39 and still havent done it I am buying it, even though I think its rank. I really dont want to be a shit movie reference
It's over at 23. If you haven't at least kissed a girl by then, it's hopeless. No woman wants to play teacher for some developmentally disabled freak.
>>201706571I want to kill myself.
>>201707933Oh, okay. If you're still alive, then it means you're winning. I think you'll be okay. Even if you never kill yourself, you'll eventually be dead. That's what I tell all suicidal people. They can quit any time they want, but it's very impatient.
>>201708047I mean, if someone is 25, then it means they're me 6 years in the past. How did I survive? I survived by being patient, and doing whatever I can for entertainment. It was mostly just posting on 4chan, but I'm not dead, so it's working. I played video games sometimes too. I managed to finish Baldur's Gate 3, which I'm happy with, because it's a great game. People are sad because they're lonely, and you have to fix that problem yourself, even if you don't want to leave the house. Write a story where you have friends. Play a game where you have friends. The solution is something you find yourself.
>>201708166>I played video games sometimes too. I managed to finish Baldur's Gate 3, which I'm happy with, because it's a great game.Dogshit tranny game. No doubt you never touched another human being except maybe your mother in your life.
6.5 years to go
Our movie soon... Joker 2 soon... the normies wil live in a society with us!
>>201701799Eight years left here
>>201701607Sex obsessed monkey
Why have you posted a picture of most /pol/ users without their consent?
Almost lost it at 21 with a 18 year old but she berated me for eating her cunt but not using my fingers, and remained maidenless until 28 when a 40 year old arabian cougar made moves on me at work.I'm 34 now in a very complicated situation with a 37 years old woman. I just wish I could get some young pussy, but I'm not rich enough for gen z girls.
I lost my virginity pretty late in life (24), wondering how the wizards here feel about hooking up with a slam hog/plapper at this point? Are you all still hung up on what others think? I'm not talking prostitute, I mean downloading one of the many dating apps, and matching with a low 1-3/10 girl? A sheath for every sword boys.
>>201706494No he isn't.
>>201711696Nah I'd rather fuck older women, but they need to have a waistline.No waistline no fuck, I'll rather fuck a hooker.
>>201701607The last time I had sex was in 1997 with a taxidermied macaw.
Which way anon?
>>201711745Haha that's actually how I lost my virginity, to a women who was 48. I hooked up with some younger girls too, but went through a cougar hunting fase. Would def recommend, but they aren't desperate for sex at all. Many young men go after them.
>>201711696Been on tinder/bumble/badoo for about a year and I went in with the slampig mindset to begin with. I match with about a girl a month and they ghost within a few posts if they don't unmatch before I even speak, anyway.I guess I'm just that ugly.
>>201711881Fair enough, what about the prostitute route? If your in the U.S it's pretty cheap to fly to Vegas where it's legal. Outside the U.S it's probably even easier/cheaper.
>>201705710>Did you find a “safe” escort type thing? Or go down and dirty from the streets?Lol. Then what? You'll be that same lonely mofo after that uncomfortable half of hour with that stranger . But you will know then, sex is overrated. Mostly because you did it with some unknown service"woman" you have no emotions for, and no future together.
Tell me about tinder and badoo. Or any dating service.Is it working to find a date for an <average guy? Free ? Or only with subscription? Or even with paying is just fake shit?
Life's a bitch.
I am 32 years old and a virgin. You stop thinking about it after a while, it's ok.
>>201711696>I lost my virginity pretty late in life (24)24 isn't remotely late, you fraud. You're not even a wizard at that point.
>>20170179924
>5 days left
>>201713010Underageb&
I never think about sex but I also never leave the house. Though the other day I heard a young female neighbour talking with her husband and I did feel a bit awful that I've never experienced a relationship.
>>201701607I'd say that after 20, being a virgin starts to seem exponentially weirder the older you get, especially past 25-30. People will legitimately think that there’s something wrong with you in the head.
>>201701607I have only been with 2 women. 1 when I was 10. And then my ex who I had sex with many many times, well over 100. She was always horny and we dated for 3 years. No pussy since then. I'm 30 now, but if I get lonely enough I can just go to the tiddy bar.
>>20171261635yo virgin here, I stopped caring in my late 20s.
>>201713278Continuing. I have had many kisses, hand jobs, and such. But only sex with one girl when I was a little boy, and then my ex. She was so hot bros. It sucks, and she was amazing. But wanted a ring and kids. I bailed right after that.
>>201701607Was a fat antisocial loser. Got fit at 22. Lost v card at 23. Have had sex with 5 women. 24 now and got my first real gf. WAGMI bros.
>>201713352>wanted a ring and kids. I bailed right after thatDo you regret it?
>>201713416Anon, I have no clue. On one hand she was hot, madly in love with me, and always horny and loyal. On the other hand she was super liberal and all her friends, family members (other than her dad) were trannies. If I would have had a kid with her like she wanted and married her that relationship would have crashed, she hated the fact I am Christan, and I do not like trannies. So I know it would have failed in the end so I broke up with her. I miss her so much but it was for the best I guess.
I'm 27. It's starting to bother me.Asked a girl out a while ago. She said she was seeing somebody. Went on a walk with her the next day anyway and I've hung out with her with friends twice since, even driving her there and back. She makes no mention of her bf out of courtesy to me, even when being grilled about her love life by other friends. I... think? he exists?fml. im gonna have to try the apps at some point. i want a family some day.
28. I never tried and before I knew it it was already over.
>>201713612She might be testing the water.I had met this girl at my bank and texted her on IG, asked her out and she told me she had a BF, so I told her cool no problem and that was it. After a month I see her at the local supermarket, we chat a bit and she texts me later in the day saying she enjoyed seeing me and talking, we met after that, dated for 1 month(fucked too)and then she told her BF proposed to her and she was considering it, hinting I should do something about it.Ended up leaving her because if she can do that to her BF, nothing prevents her from doing it to me. Funnily enough they got married.
If you're in a place where having sex is your primary concern then your life is pretty good already.I have multiple health problems that make simply existing a chore or tedious.Like having IBS/IBD, I have to go home/be home after every meal in case I shit my pants (days since I last shit my pants: 0, spent last 10 hours scrubbing shit out of everything), I have breathing problems so it takes me 5 days to get one proper night of rest, etc.I really couldn't give less of a shit about other people let alone having sex. If the entire world was engaging in one giant orgy I'd still stay home.
>>201701607I'm 83 and i never kissed a girl.
>>201713612>at some point>some dayffs do it NOW you retard. How are you not able to see what your problem is?
>>201713776she's not the kind to do any testing.i've known her for like two years now, i even asked her out once before like over a year before the second time and she said she was busy. on the few occasions we hung out she had brought up old mean boyfriends and how she was "desperate" when it came to her dating options.friends have commented to me about how can we not be together. I'm also kind of her 'in' to the group, like she wouldnt hang out with the group if i weren't there. i think i just waited too long to do the second attempt at asking her out and now she's taken.real shame as we have loads in common.she's definitely way out of my league, so maybe it's that. i knew two of her old mean boyfriends though and im very much in the same league as them lookswise though so who knows
>>201714016i get that.even if i get past the anxiety of making a publicly viewable dating profile, i kind of also want to be out of my parents house and in better shape (the bulk ends soon) before i do it.
>>201713949Just exercise and eat your veggies you poof.
