and it is just a coincidence that all five lucky winners happen to be caucasian kids. never mind that billions of asians and indians exist. there aren't any black people in this either, for some reason. i have a feeling that the oompa loompas were just south americans and illegal ones at that. that's why wonka just claims theyre from a made up place, cheap labor etc. the author probably thought the whole idea of illegals would go over kids heads.
>>201705476Maybe he made sure that the tickets would only go to places that had white people. He didn't want ethnics visiting his chocolate factory. You just think it was random because his brain is bigger than yours.
>>201705476The aren’t caucasian, they’re white. Armenians and Georgians are caucasian.
>>201705476>wvn go back to a time where no one gave a single fuck about "diversity"
>>201705476Asians and Indians couldn't afford a wonka bar. They were too busy eating dogs and cow dung
>>201705476>white kids can afford chocolate because their parents love them and care for them>this utterly confuses shitdians and asianlets
>>201705728>>201705879uh charlie was poor as fuck and could only afford a loaf of bread for like 6 people
>>201705922And yet his parents cared for him. Nobody cares about muh Global South.
>>201705703That time can be right now, if you personally stop caring about it. What's the difference between >a movie that doesn't exist>a movie you didn't watchthere's no difference
>>201705476Don't like it? Make your own iconic stories and movies you fucking parasitic leeches
>>201705476Touch grass.
>>201706030I agree. They should make Willy Nigger and the Trap House or some shit. Then they'll have something to watch.
If it was remade today, which ethnicities would play which characters?We all know Charlie would be Black, just like they made Luke and his granny Black in the Witches remake.
