>>201707968
Abused as a kid

>>201707995
more specifically though, why was he such a jerk to Mark about the takeout order?

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Why was he called Super Hands? Was he that good of a keyboard player or something?

>>201707968
Cocaine, Mark. Cocaine

>>201707968
Crack

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You ever buy a ticket to The Junkie's Boneyard, anon?

>>201708725
He has some weird German connection that is never really elaborated on. He had a German partner and twin boys.

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>>201708725
it's hans not hands

>>201708830
>I tell ya
>this 4chan is bloody moreish

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>>201707968
Oof, I was fearing you were talking about Ze Braff, which is the best actor of his generation PERIOD.

>>201708725
His name is Simon Hans.

Changing your name like that to give yourself a nickname and never telling anyone your real name is an incredibly 90s thing to do if you're a "DJ". I knew a guy just like him who was called "Bones" who was an MC in a 90s trance band - it was years before anyone saw his ID and found out name was actually Ian.

>>201708086
mark was a neurotic nerd. it is hard to not bully him.

>>201707968
He had the best New Years Party

>>201707968
He hasn't been the same ever since Orange deleted the twins

Would you drink at a pub named Free the Pedos?

>>201707968
Big beats are the best, get high all the time.

>>201709651
I suppose. Just seemed a bit overboard even for Hans. It's all in good fun though. Maybe he was just really hungry.

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>>201710150
too right, anon

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>antagonist is evil because...he's from liverpool

>>201710191
jeff's doing a joke
jeff's doing a joke
everybody quiet cos jeff's doing a joke

>>201710191
>lands Sophie AND raises Mark's son as his own
He fucking won.

>>201710346
...freak

How has nail polish ever appealed to men? It looks horrific every single time. I just do t understand what they're going for.

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So why did Sophie leave Jeff and decide to pursue Mark instead? Mark:
>pissed in the file cabinet
>told her to go fuck herself
>threw stones at her window
>stalked her
>in general is an awkward history-obsessed fucking beta weirdo
>has weird balls
Sure Jeff was an arsehole occasionally but he's obviously a better adjusted individual

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>>201710387
>landed THAT
sure is an achievement

>>201710419
>pissed in the file cabinet
>told her to go fuck herself
>threw stones at her window
>stalked her
>in general is an awkward history-obsessed fucking beta weirdo
mark's a dark triad sigma

>>201710486
What about the weird balls, mate?

>>201710501
He got whatever was weird down there surgically removed in the first season, speedwatcher

>>201710548
It's a complicated sitcom

>>201710572
For you

>>201710451
Corr!

>>201710191
Reminder that the first time you see Jeff, he is a team member in Mark's project and he makes a genuine effort to help out and Mark just shits all over him.

Mark started it.

>>201710191
based and classpilled

>>201708086
>>201710153
super-hans is usually cordial with mark because their interests don't clash, but when mark was actually working for him hans wasn't going to tolerate any fuckups.

>>201707968
Zach Braff looking rough!

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>>201710191
for me it's Ray Von.

>>201707968
I served the actor who plays super hans + his wife when I worked at Woolies
He was chill but his wife was a bitch

>>201708897
Kek. There's basically no other shows with this many great one liners.

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>>201710451
English rose

>>201711493
I liked the tender moments between Mark and Hans in the later series.

>>201711493
ah right, forgot he was his errand boy in that episode

>>201712958
>>201712958
yea it's got great writing pretty steady through

>>201708086
...because mark missed half the order drawing a terrible cartoon.

>>201708821
a nice relaxing smoke of crack

The secret ingredient is crime

They wouldn't put a bad idea in a film would they? They'd get sued

>>201710144
For me it's the Swan & Pedo

>>201710501
>>201710548
It was just an excess amount of fluid
and yeah it got drained pretty early

>>201708086
He didn't get his chicken nuggets
>You've fucked this order right up, haven't ya? Eh?
>Haven't ya, eh?
>ANSWER ME!

>>201710451
9/10 in bongistan

>>201712938
Meme's aside this scene gave me a boner
It reminded me of something similar that happened to me when I was 16 and a 23 year old woman did this

>>201714214
YOU SICK FUCK

>>201714214
things that never happened

>>201711493
Mark is a Chicken Tikka Masala kinda guy

>>201714526
Why would I make that up?
So I could look "cool" to absolutely no one and have it be forgotten when the thread 404s?
It was my "real" first sexual encounter and I told ALL my friends about it