You can swap her filmography with another Hollywood actress: who do you choose, /tv/?I say Maggie Gyllenhaal.
>>201709810Need more biel
>>201709810no cameos for you in deadpool you fucking horse faced bitch HAHAHAHAHAHAryan and wesley won.
>>201709810Biel is an overrated mid stacy bitch, always was.
I see the unhinged Brittney fans are still around here. Kek
She looks better than ever these days. I can't believe Justin Timberlake of all people gets to be with her. She could do so much better.
>>201710358Complete retard feels the need to share with everyone his retarded thoughts again. Biel is as close to a 10/10 as it gets
>>201710952>she could do better than one of the best looking guys ever.
>>201709810Elizabeth Berkley
>>201711032Ok Justin, whatever you say.
>>201710992In her prime Biel was a 12/10. You can tell the pregnancies took a lot out of her body.
>>201710992I've seen girls working at the Pizza Hut in Target who are hotter.
>>201711032i'm not saying she has a shot with me but if she upped her game a bit who knows
>>201709810sasha grey, i think biel is capable enough to take on her role in the girlfriend experience or anal cavity search 6
>>201711038Fuck yeah! That's a good swap anon.
>>201711078I'm sure you have Brittney. I'm sure you have.
my gf
>>201711120>there is an alternative timeline where Biel is the most googled pornstar for like 8 years in a rowHow do we get there bros?
>>201709810Viola Davis, imagine Biel as THE WOMAN KING
>>201710952I don't like how older women lose the shine and bounce in their hair.
>>201711437Time is not kind to the female body.
>>201711296imagine it, a timeline in which 06 era biel goes on to be one of the most famous anal sluts in porn
>>201709810kek I thought that was Hunter Schafer
>>201711078I know that you might really believe that. many guys doThe truth of the matter is that you are wrongYou have never seen Biel in person. You have only ever seen her or any part of her on a screen. Every single time you have ever seen or heard any part of her, it was through a screen in pics or film that you were only seeing because others allowed it to be public enough for you to see itIf you met prime Jessia Biel in person you would leave the interaction thinking she was one of the most beautiful perfect women you had ever metI'm tellin ya
>>201711723her name is jada stevens anon
Since porn actresses also work in Hollywood, I'll say Alexis Texas.
>>201712439Nice ass but that's about the only thing even close to similar to Biel
>>201713125Imagine
>>201711723In any timeline she is way too hot for porn so probably only has like a 1-4 year career before some anonymous billionaire marries her. Many such cases. Her rise and popularity would be like Christy Mack and Mia Khalifas but 10x more. And just like those 2 very short porn careers but super famous.
Ive seen hotter walmart girls than Biel. Very overrated
>>201715010>she is way too hot for pornI can name 20+ pronstars who are hotter than her
>>201715085Prove it
>>201715102Post your list. I'm up for a laugh.
>>201715085Go to bed Brittney.
>>201715331do not feed the pornfag please
>>201709810Is it true that she's part of some spiritual sex cult? Look up her mother.Must be a very popular cult if the members had chances to gangbang Biel.
>>201709810Blake. She is Biel tier for me.
>>201709810Does the filmography swap reasonably accomodate the different eras / times when they were active?I'd say Ellen Hollman, another actress who is serious about staying fit. But Ellen's years of filmography start about a decade later, despite them being almost the same age.
>>201715903Wow she's still so fucking hot wtf
Are we looking forward to her new tv show called "The Better Sister" starring Biel and Elizabeth Banks? Could be Bielkino
>>201709810b-big what...?
>>201716680Yea, I've already been jerking off to the pics of it she's been posting on IG. She looks great with the short blonde hair.
>>201716798I agree,there's been tons of pics from the set of that show. That hair looks amazing on milf Biel
>>201709810Sasha Grey
>>201709810Is it about them owning a vineyard and competing to see who can trample most grapes with their bare feet?
>>201717390I have seen that woman's tongue in very dirty places, I would not like that for Biel
>>201717418I'd watch in a heart beat.
>>201709810>I say Maggie Gyllenhaal.but that means no Oscar for Heath Ledger on the other hand Jessica Biel in Secretary would have been extremely hot and she was like 18
>>201717978At one point in the movie they are forced to use their naked bodies.
I want to see a very extended old wrestling / mud wrestling / that kind of thing with Jessica and another woman. Let's say, without hits/strikes and other intentional injuries, but with otherwise genuine force (not playful pillow fighting, but with actual effort), and while wearing bikinis. Who could be a good partner for her?
>>201709810Why is her nose so weird?
>>201718331a Biel clone
>>201718331Do you want it to be someone equal in size or strength or no?
>>201718505Maybe not "equal", but "reasonably comparable" so that it doesn't become a total one-sided domination.
>>201718603I want the total one-sided domination.
>>201718331>old wrestlingJust noticed this, I'm a retardMeant to type "oil wrestling"
>>201718603Jennifer Lopez is very muscular and probably similar as strong if not stronger than Biel right now. She is like 10 year older than Biel. I always thought it could be hot if she and Biel wrestledOr maybe Vanessa Hudgens, she is stronk as well>>201718671This too
>>201716680>The Better Sisterpointless, we know it's Biel. I'll watch it
>>201718793Hudgens is 6 inches shorter, Jessica would wipe the floor with her.I went to find some screenshot from Journey 2 with her (picrel), and thought that maybe Vanessa Hudgens vs Isabela Moner/Merced (Dora) could be fun in a setting like this.
>>201718933It's about the journey not the destination
>>201718793Biel stretching another woman's body until she has no will left would be extremely hot
>>201709810Traci Lords
>>201719134I agree, it's a shame we will never get to see it
>>201710992
>>201719123Oh, I see it.>who has the best feet?>who has the best butt?>who has...
>>201719073Moner seems feisty but Pudgens would overpower and knock her out like this imo
>>201710992>>201711723When will it be declared a world treasure?
>>201719248>who can give better footjobs>who can give better handjobs>who is better at facesittingThen they both do their best on some random guy and he has to judge them and rate their performance. The guy is played by me
>>201719220I'd also like to see her in a gritty fight scene. She has some combat in Blade 3 and in Total Recall Reboot, but I mean more like the "grounded and dirty" style that was fashionable for a while when she wasn't a lead actress in big budget blockbusters anymore.Against a woman, or against a man. Drawn out, full of "accidentally" indecent sounds, grunts, cries and whatnot. Choreographed, of course, but shot like a real fight that hurts. Imagine Jessica taking a hard low blow but still standing on her feet, snarling in pain through her teeth. And swinging in retaliation in a way that actually feels like there's weight behind her punches. That's hot.
>>201715903No, it's an anon fanfiction
>>201719269Where have I seen the guy who is being choked out? His face is distorted so I can't "quite" recognize him, but he looks familiar.Onto the actual proposed situation, while wearing their jungle exploration outfits, right?
>>201709810Kate Beckinsale. She’s got that sexy athletic body too, with the added bonus of not having horse teeth.
>>201719073its hutcher standing on a box? no way hes taller than michael caine
>>201719376That does sound good indeed. maybe this new show can deliver a little bit of that, who knows. It does sound like it's about a sister rivalry>>201719432>Onto the actual proposed situation, while wearing their jungle exploration outfits, right?Not too familiar with Dora but maybe they could be rival explorers? Like in Tomb Raider and one of them did just find a treasure, and they fight for it
>>201719481I don't have the movie at hand to find that scene, but he could be standing on a higher part of the terrain, look around them. He's also strategically closer to the camera.But in this movie they were playing up the theme of his character growing up from a tween(?) into this young adult guy, and Vanessa is his love interest and all that. Makes a lot of sense that they'd go to lengths to portray him as traditionally masculine in the typical ways.
>>201719595Watch the live action Dora, it's genuinely good, despite all the waifuposting on /tv/ that might otherwise deter you from it. One of the better modern adventure movies, which you'd never expect from a PG flick.
>born to early to star in capeshitI know she was in Blade but that was before the whole wave of cape movies. Superheroines should have arms like this
>>201719220Holy fucking shit her body is still elite! And these aren't from that long ago. Wow! What the fuck is JT thinking? She must have stopped putting out or something.
>>201719418Idk..she posts stuff on her ig that makes you think it might be true
>>201720054she is just 2 years older than scarlet
>>201722722link?
>>201724749@jessicabiel
>>201724749I'll post some of her "sex culty" posts and you guys decide.Start with this one
>>201724925Tfw I'll never get assigned Jessica Biel as a partner at the sex cult party
>>201725006>>201724925>supermodel actress in a sex cult being fucked every which way from SundayLiterally just like my Japanese hentai!!She's probably seen as some "holy vessel" for the leaders. Only jessica can bare our impurities!
>>201709810Yeah, I'd pass out if I saw a scene with Biel receiving a facial in a movie.
>>201725145Kek why? I would nose bleed into the ceiling.
>>201725282insufficient amount of blood in the upper body
>>201725109Her mother.Idk anything about spiritual healing but she can manifest a all time hot ass fucking daughter.
>>201725109>She's probably seen as some "holy vessel" for the leaders.She is the leader of the sex cult around the world who use her as daily "inspiration."
>>201724793nothing sexual there
>>201725282>>201725145
>>201725490Cults operate via symbolism and hiding in plain sight. If you don't know what to look for you may as well be looking for a needle in a haystack in the darkness.There was a leaked FBI file a few years back that had cult symbols that they search for.
>>201725449>minnesotaDROPPED
>>201711032>>
>>201725693If she were in a sex cult she would be the biggest star in Hollywood for 25 years, so I doubt it.
>>201725693Young biel with some interesting looking friends.
>>201711032>>201725733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tregXo3ZyB8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyRGxp-GGOchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSnOhSYTwhw
>>201725724>was born there, never lived there
>>201725835There's different sex Cults and some are rivals to each other. Like R Kelly's cult was different than Harvey's and Diddys. His cult wasn't nearly as powerful. We don't know anything about which cult Biel is in but we do know they have access to really gorgeous women and have pull in Hollywood and the music industry.
>>201725948>We don't know anything about which cult Biel isI already told you >>201725450
>>201709810>I say Maggie Gyllenhaal.My guilty secret is the shocking number of times I've knocked one out to Maggie Gyllenhaal movies and that TV show where she plays a porn star.She does a lot of raunchy movies.
>>201726087Now imagine if that was biel instead in all those roles.
>>201725948Here she is doing the classic 'Eye of Providence' pose. So her cult pays homage to the big guys.
>>201712335This
>>201725733He's handsome and talented. That anon was right. Toxic femininity is thinking you can always get a "better guy."
>>201726161This one is pretty obvious also another eye of Providence pose.
>>201725553she always brings the "cake"
>>201710274>Need more biel in moviesfixed
>>201726129Sadly, Biel is too attractive to take those kinds of roles and would come off as moving into the territory of softcore porn where Gyllenhaal can get called a serious artist because her face is kinda busted and her tits are like two fried eggs nailed to a plank.
>>201726412Not even sure what to make of this one..
>>201709810This thread is already 10 hours old and I haven't been able to think of someone she can swap with.
>>201715112
>>201726848Kek you're so right, and that's one of the reasons Biel lost all that weight and muscle. Because she claimed it was making her "too beautiful and sexy" for movie roles.
I dropped her after I found out she's Jewish
>>201726880You're supposed to swap her PG13 film catalog with a actress that has a rated R film catalog so we can see her ass and titties more.
>>201726908What is that retard doing? THIS is what you find attractive? yea, get the fuck out of this thread asap. Dumbass fucking kid.
>>201726848like in Candy where they made her look ugly but watching the series she could have all the men in the neighborhood if she wanted
>>201726985>ONE of her GREAT-Grand dads from her paternal side was european-jew Even the jews don't claim her. She's a white girl with a lot of Scandinavian DNA.
>>201720054>mfw I searched for "Jessica Biel muscle" and most results were either AI abominations or DeviantArt fetishists who overdid the musclesImagine muscle mommy Biel as Wonder Woman.
>>201727119one drop rule, chaim
>>201727110And her body still looked like candy lolI can see where the directors are coming from all the characters are supposed to pretend like this super model sex diva is a regular joe like us. Kek. And she IS a distraction when she's on screen.I wish biel would have just embrace the bimbo role like demi Moore did.
>>201727000Emmanuelle Béart or Monica or Eva then
>>201715112Amber MooreRia SunnMia MelanoMelody Marks Hazel Moore Skyler StormMolly Little Lea GottiCarolina SweetsHaley ReedValentina NappiRiley SteeleLily LarimarKyler QuinnBlake Blossom Gabbie CarterElena KoshkaJia Lissa Autumn Falls Emma Hix
>>201727057It's called dancing, gramps
>>201727253Second one looked mannish and first one was mid as fuck. Just go be a retard somewhere else. Being jealous of a famous celebrity will always be fucking weird to me.
>>201727346They look better than Biel ever looked >Second one mannishSaying this in a Biel thread. LOL
>>201727194>I wish biel would have just embrace the bimbo roleI can only think of two bimbo roles in these years, Legally Blonde and House of Bunny
>>201727057>Dumbass fucking kid.anon, that faggot has been here forever
>>201727110The type of movies they make seem to want to directly emulate the most banal version of reality as possible so extremely attractive women are either uglified or just excluded entirely.
>>201727526Yikes.
>>201727253Come back when you get some taste bro. Sheesh.Jessica Biel at her absolute peak was 1 of the 9 human wonders of the world.
>>201727194>I wish biel would have just embrace the bimbo roleRules of AttractionEasy VirtueChuck and Larry
Biel literally looks like a genZ dude
>>201727827Yea, and then she stopped, lost weight and muscle and kept acting in crappy dramas to the point whe got sent to TV where she started getting naked again and boom her popularity came back lols.
>>201727870Samefagging
Biel looks like a dude
>>201727879>crappy dramasall I remember is Powder blue but that's one of her best coom roles
>>201727827I love how they are calling her a slut and whore over and over again in easy virtue
>>201728039it's just envy, Larita is a modern woman
So would you join her sex cult, /tv/?But you have to leave behind your family...
>>201728243>Her sex cult is selling an educational book about periods
>>201727879and thinking about it London, Powder Blue and her small role in Elizabethtown can count as bimbo too
>>201727127sadly that ship has sailed
>>201728243Where can I purchase my membership?
>>201709810Sigourney Weaver could be a good option, I can see Biel playing her roles
>>201710952We will probably enjoy Biel until her 70
>>201716798>I've already been jerking off to the pics of it she's been posting on IGThis is a weird concept for me
>>201726161kinder means childrenand the juice is blood red -> blood drinking and child sacrifice
>>201729489>Child actress living that long
>>201730270Maybe jessica Biels sex cult are the ones that mind broke Brittney spears? Now you guys can imagine jessica biel dominating spears in bed with a strap on.
>>201730475>Now you guys can imagine jessica biel dominating spears in bed with a strap on.Hot. Or imagine Biel dominating her and mindbreaking her in front of a huge crowd on a stage
>>201730568Lots of wealthy old men in suits clapping and chearing
>>201730568>>201730677I didn't think I could love biel anymore but she continues to amaze me.
>>201730677>>201730735Biel putting her in a really tight chokehold and pounding her holes from behind while she's making her squeal like a pig for the hooting and hollering crowd
>>201730321Why won't Biel live that long?
>>201725877>>201725733Did you know Timberlake has a video showing woman's boobs, not Biel's?
>>201730735ha ha, imagine being that ball, that would be bad, ha ha
>>201720054>born to early to star in capeshitanon, I read Michael Keaton still does it.
She might be the perfect woman. Not only she is stunning, but she is faithful to a twat like Timberlake
horse face
>>201726161>>201726412you are schizosits just covering one eye
>>201732381you don't know thatshe might be having her ass get blown off by bbc and you wouldn't know it
>>201732567But enough about your fetish
>>201711069cute
>>201716680What will the contest be about?
>>201727057>What is that retard doing?Mating ritual
>>201732861Your guess is as good as mine. I am hoping oil wrestling
>>201712334me too
>>201732139>Imagine being spears
>>201709810Carrie Fisher.
>>201733298yeah, I need 99 more
>>201733556>Jessica Biel in Leia's slave bikinithe world would run out of semen
Honestly she looks hot as a milf
>>201710992Buttiful
>>201709810>I say Maggie Gyllenhaal.but why?
Imagine this outfit with just the straps
>>201734721>Imagine this outfit with just the strapsyeah, I can do that and now?
>>201733858>>201733556It would take decades to recover the birth rates
Should I watch Total Recall?
>>201735236>After the opening scene, she appears again an hour later.>Many of her scenes only appear in the director's cut.
>>201719220>no movie about Biel wearing thongs all the time
>>201715903very pretty
>>201735236do it
I bet she ___ like a fighter jet
She could have made a good Lara Croft in her prime.
>>201736463Biel?
>>201736721She could have made a good Lara Croft when reboot came out
>>201709810bryce dallas howard because i want to see her with her clothes off, simple asalice eve as a second choice
>>201709810Jessica Lange
>>201737803>bryce dallas howard because i want to see her with her clothes off,explain
>>201736463flies?
>>201709810Hilary Swank
>>201710592>fansyou mean fags and it's just one
>>201711645Mother Nature gives them youth.Father Time takes it away.Everything in balance.
>>201737803>alice eveYes
>>201710992You're correct. She is not just beautiful in the face, but she has a great body, and actual normal proportions. Most women look like their mom's shoved plutonium up their pussy. Their leg lengths or musculature is all fucked up. Most of them look like giant midgets. Around 1 out of 10 women actually look like they had a proper nutrition growing up. They look like actual human women. Not round meatball people.
>>201735236Jessica should have played woman with 3 boobs
>>201739470Do you have a photo from behind for scientific purposes you know?
>>201740113
>>201736463world tours
>>201740223Pierce's future project?
>>201734721Biel?
For those who were talking about cults, the only cult she is trying to create is one about eating in the shower.
>>201709810and all of the big what?
>>201740763>eating in the shower
>>201709810Summer Glau
>>201728243her belly button looks very... useful
What does it smell like?
>>201741193They didn't have a chance
>>201741294plap, plap, plap
>>201725838Scarlett mogs them all and has an ass just as nice as Biels
>>201709810Stoya
>>201741193do you want her to swap with Stallone?
>>201741361Ha ha ha imagine if the two straps of her dress fell at the same time, she would end up naked in the middle of the street ha ha ha
>>201741279That's a great ending
>>201740918Iunderstandthatreference.jpg
>>201741162Meow
>>201740223yikesScarlett mogs
>>201741146They are going to play football, right?
>>201709810Chloe Sevingy obviously. Then we get to see her suck a thick 8" veiny cock in Brown Bunny and have a load blown in her mouth as she whimpers.
>>201742844>Chloe SevingyI had a pic of her and Biel together
>>201741292strawberry bubblegum, there is a song about it
>>201741223 There's an Italian painter, named Carlotti, and he uh, ahem, defined beauty. He said it was the summation of the parts working together in such a way that nothing needed to be added, taken away or altered, and that's you. You're beautiful.
>>201741257I not even a feet lover but her feet looked divine here
>>201743664Biel has always had god tier feet
>>201743893yes, she does
>>201741327where did the bullet go?
>>201709810>I say Maggie Gyllenhaal.but that means Maggie would kiss and have sex with Jake
>>201711038Biel does the same kick in the Aerosmith video but she doesn't show anything
