>Mom found the homework folder
>mom found the antisemitic memes
>mom found the self insert fantasy character for hilary clinton supporter
>mom found the suicide note masterworks folder
>>201711392>An African American stole all my cache
>>201711392>Janny found the niece thread
>>201711392My daughter is four years old and refuses to do her homework.
>>201711714Stop loitering around on /g/, and make the homework interesting and intuitive for her. Also, children's education is mainly their mother's responsibility. What the hell is your wife up to?
>>201711392>gf found the terabytes of porn
>>201711392>son found the ol' porta cam
>>201711714Show her a dead rabbit.
>>201711714you need to take her virginity yourself that is what a responsible father need to do in this day and age so she doesnt grow up a whore
>Dad found out I legally buy Blurays at the store.
>>201712689>buying media
>>201711392>mom found the scrapbook I made with printed cut-outs of girls I stalked on social media
>>201711443>be me>edgy 17 year old>find a guy had published a manifesto before his suicide>think it will be interesting>it's just him ranting about modern life for 400+ pages>oh well>friends come round>I go to open another file>they see "my_enlightened_suicide_note.pdf" in the same folder>they start looking at me weird>I say it's just some random guy's manifesto I saw online, it's boring>"yeah, sure it is...">keep raising their eyebrows and looking away awkwardly>holy fuck, they think it's MY suicide note>tell them it's not, look, they can see, it's some German guy>they won't look at the screen>"it's cool, man, just leave it...">what the fuck>"pretty fucking Axis, dude...">do they think I'm reading some supremacist stuff?>they cut me off every time I try to explain>I can only sit there and shake my head>they leave>I never see them again>almost 19 years later, still cringing about itIt never goes away.
>>2017117144 year olds have homework?