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Honorable mention goes to the Meatballs sequels
>>201714780you're implying the first one was quality?
>>201714972Compared to fucking "Police Academy: Mission To Moscow?" Yeah, I am.
>>201715030yeah well, the pg-13 rating and direct to video market really watered down the whole "horny people exist in a location" genre
>>201715280If only all it took was sex scenes and booba to sell a movie. Sure, that was part of the experience and your expectations when watching Police Academy but they also had good jokes in it and the funny sound effects man. Actually, nevermind. All I remember is the sound effects guy.
>>201715342They make a 4th Porky's?
>>201714780The first one was awful. Michael Winslow carried that movie one his back.Beside 2, Hellraiser has only terrible sequels.
friday the 13th
>>201714780amityville or hellraiser
>>201715358Yeah back in 2009. Don't feel bad I didn't know either until last week. It's, uh, not good as you may imagine.I liked Porky's Revenge, and Porky's 2 had a good message about puritanism and censorship, but this one appeals to no one. It wants to be an American Pie stoner comedy. I don't think it even takes place in the 60s.
>>201715385Yeah, besides II I never got into it. I commend them for the plots but jfc they were all abysmal. Jason X is a fucking joke.>>201715412All of the amityville horror movies are free on those no pay streaming services. They all look like dog ass.
>>201715459Jason vs Andromeda was great
I just realized they made like 7 Sharknado movies wtf. This is "The Land Before Time" levels of absurd now
>>201714780Jaws
>>201715575"Still looks fake."
>>201714789>COREY FELDMAN MEATBALLS TO THE 4 RESCUEi don't get it.
>>201715835What's not to get? Corey Feldman is rescueing the meatballs? It's a summer blockbuster smash hit.Basically it was going to be a generic summer camp movie but they slapped on "Meatballs" so they can bundle it in the DVD and so more people would buy it.
>>201714780Highlander The second one is probably the worst sequel ever and the others aren't much better
>>201716165Move over, Avengers. There's a new end game in town
>>201714780home alone
>>201714780Absolutely Police Academy >Good1>bad but watchable3, 5>shit2,4,6,7>Overall ranking1>5>3>>>2>4>>>>>>>>>>6>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>7
>>201715835kek.I'm shocked no spoof movie maker has ever used this gag.
>>201714972police academy 1 and 2 are very funny
>>201715376The third hellraiser isn't good but it's amusing. I mean the video head guy and the cd launcher dude? Also despite the gay scene that's worth skipping the new hellraiser is actually good, and they picked a tranny to play a good role for once, an interdimensional demon that blurs pleasure with extreme pain.
>>201716241Fuck Home Alone sequels (after 2) are terrible. They are beyond horrendous. They don't even really use the sticky/wet bandits.Home Alone 2 is a masterpiece
>>201714780ANYTHING by disney.
>>201717168Pic of the tranny?
>>201714780If Police Academy 4 had focused on the new recruits and Zed it would be a beloved classic instead of just the best one. >>201716471Duck you>>201714780The real answer is the 5 Paranormal Activity movies
>>201717873Paranormal activity got so many spin-offs I can't even tell what is official or not anymore. It was slightly scary in the first film and then it just downward spiraled.Surely you aren't a "Mission To Moscow" fan right?
>>201714780I loved these films as a kid but they really didn't age wellAmusing how they got progressively worse with every movie
>>201717699The guy in 4 is supposed to be Marv but they used a different actor because the original one declinedI liked 3 as a kid but it's realy not good in retrospect
>>201714780Scary Movie and Scream
>>201717981I know it's *supposed* to be Marv but it's like just kinda wrong. Porky's Pee Wee's Playhouse or whatever the fucking title is did a similar thing where they got a random obese old guy to play porky in it.
>>2017179164 is da best one
Land Before Time
>>201717735Has some cool stuff in it IMO
>>201717727>Alladin 5: Jafar May Need New Glasses
>>20171809914 fucking sequelsThe Land Before Time XV: Littlefoot Gets An Ipad>>201718149Ngl she's kinda doing it for me. It reminds me of the porn parody version of pinhead from that one website. Porn parodies usually have good costume work.
>>201714780I only remember the black guy who could make funny sounds
>>201718204>sheBut seriously give it a shot. I liked it besides the short gay scene I mentioned.
>>201718452Gay how? Like gay sex or just like obvious gay couple?
>>201716165I remember being uber-hyped by 4 featuring both Highlanders
>>201718549Define "good" because the first one was watchable. It's no maximum overdrive.
>>201717168Believe it or not, Hellraiser Judgement is a genuinely good sequelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StE3rMfBJaUthis is because the director is a big fan of the films and he even did the makeup, camerawork, and the writing
Sequels to The Scorpion King. All of them.
>>201719413post that one scene where the "throne room" is literally someone's living room
>>201719625The only good part about the scorpion king prequel was them going into the underworld and meeting the demon booba queen
>>201718611Unfortunately neither of the two Highlander movies based on the series were any good. Basically you just watch the first movie then the tv show and ignore everything else. I've personally never watched The Source but everything I've heard about makes it sound like absolute dogshit that I should avoid at all costs. I'm currently rewatching the series and will probably go through The Raven spinoff but I don't think I'll watch either of those movies ever again
>>2017161652 and 3 are terrible. Endgame was a shitty story but you get that Donnie Yen fight scene so it's alright.
Amityville Horror sequels. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_based_on_the_Amityville_haunting#Films
>>201720201>half of them dont even have wiki pages>Amityville Gas Chamber>Amityville Elevator>Amityville Death Toilet>Amityville In the Hood>Amityville Karen
>>201720201ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? AMITYVILLE AND SHARKNADO BOTH HAVE MOVIES WITH "IT'S ABOUT TIME" WRITTEN ON THEIR TITLES?Wtf happened? I remember the original being really good
>>201720306>Amityville Demon Gets IPad
>>201720201how long until Amityville Skibidi Toilet?
>>201715376Hellraiser III is worthy of reappraisal, would still watch over 99% of modern horror.
>8 movies in the Mummyverse>2 and a half are good
Does he count? I remember thinking, as a kid, that the bird was kinda cute in the third movie.
>>201718513Gay couple kissing in bed. Can't remember if they are doing more than that I kind of tuned out. I'm grossed out by gay shit more than gore.
>>201719160Thanks I didn't know this one existed. Bad reviews but for stuff like this they are usually wrong.
>>201721217I only like this movie for the toy car, it's cool AF and was everything I ever wanted as a kid.
>>201721785The toy city for me where it was a bunch of miniatures like the wild west town.>>201721739I'm bi so Idgaf but there's a reason. I heard straight people who see gay porn have the same reaction as seeing a bunch of wiggling maggots or something.
>>201720691Only the first film is any good.Kino in fact.The sequel, on the other hand, was so embarrassingly atrocious (terrible plot, even worse CGI) that I couldn't make it through the entire film, let alone to the rest.I'm honestly unsure how it was even greenlit.I suppose the studio saw only dollar signs without bothering to have read the script.
>>201718549The bigger problem is Steven King pioneered the excruciatingly boring but still totally unexpected plot twist. It makes me wonder how lame his upbringing was to need to relentlessly write bullshit into his work.
>>201715991Inspector Gadget 2 is kind of good, especially if you liked the original cartoon.
>>201714780I suppose the Tremors franchise belongs here.Kino first film.I'll leave other anons to comment on the rest.Also, the Starship Trooper sequels were a BAD idea.Never should've happened.
>>201722269I watched it and didn't get much enjoyment out of it. Maybe it's just a me thing. I adore the first film and it's one of my favorite cartoon to film adaptions. I love the song too that the chick made for it. GET READY ON NOW CUZ' HERE I COME!>>201722303I liked the sequel, don't remember the third, the wild west one was fucking stupid
>>201714780I don't understand why it's common to dislke this series, they were silly slapstick goofy fun for teens and young adults and they never pretended they were anything else.
>>201722380I don't dislike them. The academy series has some good movies. They just progressively got less enjoyable as time went on until there was basically none of the original cast and stupider plots.
Nolan should reboot the Police Academy franchise.
>>201722611If they did they would turn it into a bland slightly safe edgy movie like what they turned CHiPs into.
>>201721913>seeing a bunch of wiggling maggotsYeah that's basically what it feels like. I have a gay friend and "normal" ones don't bother me but outright gay shit just does that to me. Doesn't help that they told us until their faces were blue that it "stays in the bedroom" but it's obviously not the case. But anyways, yeah check it out if you like the genre.
>>201719818The anime was kinda okayish.
>>201722193Yeah the cgi isn't great but it's still a fun movie, nowhere near the first though, like not even close. The third is kinda cool. Jet li and the cute Asians help.
>>201722303It pains me that we almost got a proper sequel series with Kevin Bacon but fucking Syfy passed on the pilot.
>>201723364And yet they gave this faggotry a season. Mystery Science Theater got cancelled to make this happen. Everyone at Syfy should be ashamed of themselves.>>201723234I will. I'm pretty sure all the hellraisers are on tubi or whatever. I like bad movies just to laugh at it like that edgy reboot of Nightmare On Elm Street.
>>201714789I am ashamed that I have watched this movie all the way through. I remember nothing about it other than I absolutely hated it
>>201724142I only remember Meatballs 1 and 2. 3 and 4 are basically just white noise in my brain. I think one of them had a jet ski competiton?
>>201724231That was definitely 4. The whole movie is just a giant pathetic attempt to make Corey Feldmam seem like the really coolest radical dude ever. It was very sad.
>>201724374He was that at one point. The burbs, the goonies, stand by me. Now he's...Corey Feldman.
>>201722193Scorpion King was decent for what it was. Mummy 2 had some good stuff in there, like the bus chase, but let itself down with way too much cringe. The hot air balloon and it's pilot were particularly bad. That's why it got a half.
>>201715459I keep waiting for a Freddy vs Jason vs Jason X comic book.
>>201726318I want a men in black & ghostbusters crossover
>>201718149I'm a massive Hellraiser fan but the sequels apart from 2 (which I prefer to 1) are pretty terrible.I really liked the reboot. They added some genuinely good new stuff, the only real problem was that female protagonist was fucking awful and I wanted her to die.I liked the new cenobite designs and the new rules of the box.Keep meaning to watch it again.
>>201726386Isn't that the point of horror movies? to make the protagonists annoying, obnoxious, or stupid so you don't feel bad when they get their head chopped off or turned into a monster?
>>201726409Yeah but she was the most unlikeable character in the movie and iirc she survived. Final girls are usually sympathetic characters who make you root for them because they're vulnerable underdogs while the final girl in the reboot was just a massive cunt.
>>201726364why would mib need the help of independant contractors to catch migrant aliens?
>>201717873underrated hottie with great tits
>>201724625lost boys, too. he was super popular there for a good whiletho even lost boys got some pretty shit sequels
>>2017161652 might be one of the most retarded movies ever made
>>201727158It would be some sorta alien ghost or eldritch horror that they both end up going to the same call for, crossing streams and blasters, as they fight for control of the situation since it technically is something they both have to deal with.
