I haven’t seen a good movie in yearsI haven’t heard a decent album since 2001I haven’t eaten a good meal at mcdonalds since the 5th gradeMy shoelaces broke againMy dog diedMy lizard diedMy trans gf dumped meLife is sadLife is painLife is hardLife hates me and I don’t know what to do
What did you think of three billboards? Surely you still watch new movies or do you just complain about stuff you don't even consume?
>>201715504Anon his shoelaces just broke, give him time to grieve
I LITERALLY shat my pants yesterday.A large bowl of thick oatmeal-like consistency emptied straight into my boxers and jeans.>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/201701410/#201702130>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/201701607/#q201713949Luckily it happened at home. A few seconds later and I'd've shat in the streets. Powerwalked like a mofo 5 blocks, greeted the concierge like I'd just played with a cute dog, opened my door, locked it and just exploded into my jeans.Spent last night pushing turds down the shower drain.I'm telling everybody.
>I haven’t seen a good movie in yearsGo watch The Searchers, or Buster Scruggs if you're scared of old movies.>I haven’t heard a decent album since 2001No idea what kinda music you like so I'm gonna rec Marty Robbin's Gunfighter Ballads to help you grow some hair on your chest>I haven’t eaten a good meal at mcdonalds since the 5th gradeEat some beef with beans and a sarsaparilla>My shoelaces broke againBuy a good pair of boots.>My dog diedBuy a horse.>My lizard diedMake a knife pouch out of its hide.>My trans gf dumped meFind yourself a mexican whore.>Life is sadBeing a cowboy is joyful>Life is painBeing a cowboy is soothing>Life is hardBeing a cowboy is yee hawthe Weat is yee haw
