>Scavenging in the drawers>Found a chocolate box Mommy was hidingNo need to go out, it's fucking on, perfect snacks to watch a kino.Kino to watch to celebrate this win?
>oh mommy please don’t hit me I did t know it was your choco ba- OW! Why you got to be such a bitch! Why don’t you just shut the fuck up!
Charlie in the Chocolate Factory
I'm 22 years old and my dad makes fun of me for still being a virgin. He calls me "Virgy" instead of my real name in front of my friends and girls because he thinks it's funny. When I asked him to stop he told me to stop being so sensitive and get laid already.
I eat your moms box
>>201720273>YOU ATE THE WHOLE BOX? I WAS ONLY GONE FOR 5 MINUTES!>I'm sowwy mommy>YOU'RE 38 YEARS OLD
>>201720337Add him to your hit list for when you finally snap
>>201720337My older brother always made sure to make a big deal out of me being a virgin from the age of about 11 till I had sex at 19. Obviously he was just a massively insecure faggot trying to make sure any scrutiny stayed off himself and on me. I can’t imagine what kind of creature your father must be. Try just calling him a loser and a shit dad, might make him look in the mirror
>>201720273
>>201720451>>201720572It's not malicious, he's just a boomer who thinks it's funny. My younger brother is a textbook chad who's going to a d1 school on a football scholarship, but he's the nicest guy ever and takes after my dad. Pops tried to get me into sports and socializing while I was in school but I just sat around playing video games, so that's on me. I don't really care since I'm focusing on school and I've turned down girls who talked to me on campus. It's just annoying to hear the same joke over and over.
>>201720406>YOU'RE 38 YEARS OLDbig boys need their snackies mommy
